Welcome Back Kirk

[bots]

Welcome back Kirky! :wavey:

[Northern Monkey]

Welcome back captain!

[kirklancaster]

Welcome back Kirky! :wavey:

Thanks BOTS.

[kirklancaster]

Welcome back captain!

Thanks Paul.

[Toy Soldier]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

By gum, I had you written off as another off Death's "2016 hit list" ol' chap. Fool me once :fist:

[DemolitionRed]

Welcome back Kirk. I thought you'd done a runner!

[kirklancaster]

Welcome back Kirk. I thought you'd done a runner!

:laugh: Thanks Red.

[Ammi]

..and Kirk, welcome home young man..:love:...

[Ammi]

..I might just thump you if you go away again, don't think I wont Mr Lancaster...ooops...

[kirklancaster]

..and Kirk, welcome home young man..:love:... ..I might just thump you if you go away again, don't think I wont Mr Lancaster...ooops...


:laugh: Thank you Princess.

If you do try to thump me though, I WILL retaliate - my lips are Lethal Weapons. :hee: :kiss:

[Toy Soldier]

[emoji23] Thank you Princess.

If you do try to thump me though, I WILL retaliate - my lips are Lethal Weapons. :hee: :kiss:
:umm2: I've just gotten out of bed and that's already too much Internet for one day.

[kirklancaster]

:umm2: I've just gotten out of bed and that's already too much Internet for one day.

:laugh: Lazy git. I've been up since 4.45 am.

[Toy Soldier]

[emoji23] Lazy git. I've been up since 4.45 am.
Yeah but you spent the first two hours trying to pee :shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh: Lazy git. I've been up since 4.45 am.

get a rubber sheet

[kirklancaster]

Yeah but you spent the first two hours trying to pee :shrug:

:laugh: Yeah - It DOES take a long time for my pee to travel along my enormous dick. Not 2 hours though, but still - I wish I wasn't so well hung. :hee:

[kirklancaster]

get a rubber sheet

:laugh: I tried one but it causes friction with my rubber Gimp outfit. :hee:

[Cherie]

:umm2: I've just gotten out of bed and that's already too much Internet for one day.


:joker:

[Toy Soldier]

Back for 5 minutes and a thread about men beating up women turns into a one about Kirk stuffing his puffy phallus into a gimp outfit to kiss Ammi! 50 shades of error.

[Cherie]

Back for 5 minutes and a thread about men beating up women turns into a one about Kirk stuffing his puffy phallus into a gimp outfit to kiss Ammi! 50 shades of error.

:laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

kirk is deffo back

:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

Moved your posts here from SDs :nono:

PS Welcome back Kirk :hee:

[Livia]

Welcome back Kirk, you were missed x

[Cherie]

Moved your posts here from SDs :nono:

PS Welcome back Kirk :hee:

:clap1:


Kirks been away so long he's forgotten where chat and games is, Welcome back Kirky :hee:

[Nicky91]

yeah Welcome Back Kirk, i really missed you, and i'm looking forward of having you as a Judge on my Britain's got talent game :)

[Ross.]

Welcome back my love

[arista]

Yes good to see Kirk Posting again.

[Crimson Dynamo]

im sick of him already

[Livia]

LOL...

[Jamie89]

Great to have you back! :love:

..I might just thump you if you go away again, don't think I wont Mr Lancaster...ooops...

I read this as 'hump' at first :laugh:... the lengths Ammi will go to to keep you around eh Kirk

[Natalie.]

Welcome back, glad you're back!

[jennyjuniper]

I did wonder where you had got to Kirk. I assumed you were busy with your re-furbishment project. How is that going by the way?

[Amy Jade]

Welcome back Kirky! :hug:

[arista]

im sick of him already


How Nice

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirk is back! Welcome back buddy! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Josy]

Welcome back

[kirklancaster]

Wow - I'm genuinely moved by all you Tibbies. I feel like The Prodigal Son. Thank you all.

It's truly good to be back.

I was going to say I'm touched but that would be inviting T.S or L.T. to leap in. :laugh:

Thank you all again.

[Kazanne]

Welcome back Kirk,don't go away again.:fist:

[_Tom_]

WB :xyxwave:

[Toy Soldier]

I did wonder where you had got to Kirk. I assumed you were busy with your re-furbishment project. How is that going by the way?
I legitimately thought he had died.