Survived a horse accident today...

[the truth]

First of all, I'm fine - or I will be soon. I had nasty accident today but I'm ok. I tried horse riding and let's just say it didn't end up quite as planned. I got on the horse and strapped myself in ok and started out slowly but he started to speed up and we were going faster than I was comfortable with until we were going as fast as the horse could go! Have to admit I was terrified!!

Then the worst thing ever happened - I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse was dragging me around in a circle. It wouldn't stop, it just kept going around and around. Thank God the store manager at Tesco's came out and unplugged the carousel.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:facepalm:

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/woa77uG.png

[Mokka]

Must admit.. I laughed :laugh2:

[MB.]

I'm leaving

[Niamh.]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/8b7658d516c0285feb4c5fe791aea6b5/tumblr_o89980xXWa1v4nb1jo1_250.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

Serious equine injury is neigh laughing matter :nono:

[Mokka]

I'm leaving

:nono: you and I both know that you have tried and failed... there is no escape MB

[Niamh.]

Serious equine injury is neigh laughing matter :nono:

he's trying to take us all for foals :fist:

[ThriceShy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/O38dU2kkQ9sWc/giphy.gif

[the truth]

And in case any of you are deeply concerned, yes, the store manager did give me my pound back.

[Crimson Dynamo]

he's trying to take us all for foals :fist:

Also I am going to grass him up for being in the wrong section

[Alf]

Didn't you catch it on camera? I could do with a good laugh.

It sounds like you had a mare

[Niamh.]

Also I am going to grass him up for being in the wrong section

He needs to reign it in :nono:

[Ammi]

..you looney...:laugh:...but well played..(and I'm glad that you're ok..)...

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am glad The Truth's condition is now stable

[Niamh.]

I am glad The Truth's condition is now stable

ohhhhhh good one :laugh: but yeah, his health is the mane thing

[AnnieK]

Stop horsing around Truth...I was almost worried

[Crimson Dynamo]

ohhhhhh good one :laugh: but yeah, his health is the mane thing

:joker:


seriously tho, if this had happened after dark it could have been a nightmare

[Will.]

I'm leaving

I've already left.

[Firewire]

Bring back the razzies just for this thread

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hopefully the horsepital wasnt too far away?

[Livia]

Groan... although I did laugh.

[Crimson Dynamo]

It really is a tail of whoa

[Niamh.]

Stallion!!

[Livia]

Bring back the razzies just for this thread

LOL... YEAH!

[Crimson Dynamo]

And in case any of you are deeply concerned, yes, the store manager did give me my pound back.

every little helps

:hee:

[Alf]

Stallion!!No, it would have definitely been a female that treated thetruth like a rag doll.

[Niamh.]

No, it would have definitely been a female that treated thetruth like a rag doll.

:fan:

[Crimson Dynamo]

come on chaps


i think we have had out filly of this thread

[Ross.]

http://i.imgur.com/woa77uG.png

:joker:

[Mokka]

Stallion!!

No, it would have definitely been a female that treated thetruth like a rag doll.

I thought she was referring to the_truth :hehe:

[Niamh.]

come on chaps


i think we have had out filly of this thread

yes, yes off we trot

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/woa77uG.png

..why the long face..?..

[Ammi]

..that was awful, I'll leave it up to Niamh and that LT guy...

[Niamh.]

..why the long face..?..

:laugh2:

[Mokka]

time to stop horsing around??

(yeah... I am bad at this too Ammi )

[Jack_]

Who knew Leona Lewis could be so vicious

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

Paying homage to Paris Hilton?

[the truth]

Well you lot kept telling me to get off my high horse.....

[Shaun]

Jokes ninastar would share on Facebook teas.

[Niamh.]

Jokes ninastar would share on Facebook teas.

:hee:

[hot2go]

LMFAO

[Nicky91]

i hope you're alright, maybe you should take some lessons in horse riding by Georgina :D

[DemolitionRed]

Made me chuckle :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

The truth made me chuckle.

Is this real life?

[Ross.]

Who knew Leona Lewis could be so vicious

you are dead to me

[Jack_]

you are dead to me

omg LOL I literally expected this exact reply word for word :o

[Cherie]

The truth showing his humourous side :clap2:

[Nicky91]

..why the long face..?..

I love that picture from Georgina :)

[Crimson Dynamo]

I love that picture from Georgina :)

hay Nicky

:wavey:

[the truth]

The truth made me chuckle.

Is this real life?

You thought you were flogging a dead horse

[Natalie.]

you are dead to me

I knew you'd say something like that :laugh:

[user104658]

I almost laughed but a horse was having sex with me so I could only cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry :hee: hehe horse puns.