What next for Jade - adopt an orphan

[spacebandit]

her PR team are trying everything,
surely it can't be long before we see some poor brown orphan child plucked from the ravages of poverty and smiling for photoshoots with its new "mommy" Jade.

A few quick interviews later and off to the nanny for that all important actual raising of the child bit, then as soon as its old enough - off to boarding school for the little tyke - expect family reunions to be held and well photographed during the school holidays

[Mrluvaluva]

ha ha, She'll most probably call it Shilpa.

[Ruth]

It might sound far fetched, but I could actually imagine that happening.

[Donkeylegs]

"Hello, I would like the world press to meet my new son 'Fauckawalla'. I hope you treat him with respect. The 'oorible Gvnt have only given Fauckawalla a 2 month VISA. I'd like to add that this is mere conicidence that ma new Reality Prog "Im no racist - I love me black, i do" will also be running for 2 months."

[Mrluvaluva]

She'll be dressing in a Sari aswell having converted her religion. I can just see it now!

[Sasha]

She will paint herself brown and move to Southall (or an asian area)

[Sophii3x]

If she did she'll get an aisian/indian baby and be all over the papers saying..

"See I Can't Be Racist, I have an Indian son/daughter"

:bored:

[Lauren]

Lmao, the baby will be better off being an orphan.

[shinystar]

I think Jade should adopt a chimpanzee. Then again, the chimp might have better manners than Jade LOL.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by shinystar
I think Jade should adopt a chimpanzee. Then again, the chimp might have better manners than Jade LOL.

She would probably be quite good looking after a chimp, I mean - come on - she's had to look after Jackiey for all that time, a chimp would be simple.

[andybigbro]

OMG I feel sorry for the child