The Official James and Sasha Topic. (live feed)

[lily.]

innit just!?

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz
Watching me and Kiz?

We could give you something worthwhile to watch then.. eh girl?... :wink:

I think meeting with you Stropz could be dangerous to her bottom!

[lily.]

Lmao.. I would fecking hope so!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Red Moon

I think meeting with you Stropz could be dangerous to her bottom!

:rolleyes:...... stropz wouldnt harm me..... :laugh:

[lily.]

Nah, I'm gentle....*cracks whip*

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Stropz
Lmao.. I would fecking hope so!

:bawling:

so long as its not like the time Red left it black and blue :wink:

[lily.]

Lmao.. nah, I dunno if I'm into dominating a girl.. but I could think of other stuff we could do to pass the time honey.. :wink:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Stropz
Lmao.. nah, I dunno if I'm into dominating a girl.. but I could think of other stuff we could do to pass the time honey.. :wink:

:wink:....... ohh that would make his eyes pop..... and his head for that matter :whistle:

[lily.]

Lmao.. why we chattin in the live feed topic anyway when the reality website stars aint even around..?

Tell ya what girl.. I feel left out.. I don't have my own thread..

I need to snag a mod.. I already sexually harass Michael and Lance on a regular basis.. and Mark.. well, he's damn easy on the eye, as I discovered recently.. .. the choices are endless.. :cheer:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Stropz
Lmao.. why we chattin in the live feed topic anyway when the reality website stars aint even around..?

Tell you what girl.. I feel left out.. I don't have my own thread..

I need to snag a mod.. I already sexually harass Michael and Lance on a regular basis.. and Mark.. well, he's damn easy on the eye, as I discovered recently.. .. the choices are endless.. :cheer:

So many choices........ which one to bag..... try and go for all 3 :bigsmile:

[lily.]

Hell, now that's the stuff daydreams are made of eh.. :tongue:

[Lance]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Stropz
Lmao.. why we chattin in the live feed topic anyway when the reality website stars aint even around..?

Tell you what girl.. I feel left out.. I don't have my own thread..

I need to snag a mod.. I already sexually harass Michael and Lance on a regular basis.. and Mark.. well, he's damn easy on the eye, as I discovered recently.. .. the choices are endless.. :cheer:

So many choices........ which one to bag..... try and go for all 3 :bigsmile:

You really shouldn't put ideas like that in the laydee's head. :sad:

[Z]

:cloud:

Oh stop being so happy and cheerful. You'd think it was unusual to be a killjoy!



:tongue: awwrr

<3

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Lance

You really shouldn't put ideas like that in the laydee's head. :sad:

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/teufel/e066.gif MWHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaaaaa

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lance
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Stropz
Lmao.. why we chattin in the live feed topic anyway when the reality website stars aint even around..?

Tell you what girl.. I feel left out.. I don't have my own thread..

I need to snag a mod.. I already sexually harass Michael and Lance on a regular basis.. and Mark.. well, he's damn easy on the eye, as I discovered recently.. .. the choices are endless.. :cheer:

So many choices........ which one to bag..... try and go for all 3 :bigsmile:

You really shouldn't put ideas like that in the laydee's head. :sad:

She didn't.. the ideas were already there... :laugh:

[Sasha]

Day three in the Tibb Lovenest

Sasha went out with her mates, shes read the love notes left to her by James and is alllll loved up. But shes returned home and he is not in :sad:

[Ella]

Ohh how's the 2nd best couple on TiBB doing?

(Of course we know that Red and Kiz are the best and kinkiest couple on here)

James, when are you two gonna get your griiiind on?? :bigsmile:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
(Of course we know that Red and Kiz are the best and kinkiest couple on here)


What gave you the impression that we were kinky???? :laugh:

[Sasha]

**sits in corner all cold wondering if i can get a huggle** :rolleyes:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Mark

24h ban for you sir! :whistle:


http://www.desiflavaz.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/hit.gif Dont threaten my baby........

:bigsmile:

[Siouxsie]

er i wanna thread of me own :elephant::elephant::laugh


pretty cool idea we should all have our own personal thread :thumbs:

[James]

Originally posted by Sasha
**sits in corner all cold wondering if i can get a huggle** :rolleyes:

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4063/hugtu9.gif

[MarkWaldorf]

I think you two should get married. I know it's soon, but love is never too soon.

And with my professional, and of course legal vicar skills. Marrying is as easy as 1,2,3 A,B,C.

:spin2:

[Princess]

OMG!They can have a double wedding with Kiz and Red!!!!! :love: *buys hat*

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Princess
OMG!They can have a double wedding with Kiz and Red!!!!! :love: *buys hat*

:tongue:

[~Kizwiz~]

Our wedding is going to be a secret....... :shocked:...... you will only find out when the deeds been done :bigsmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
I think you two should get married. I know it's soon, but love is never too soon.

And with my professional, and of course legal vicar skills. Marrying is as easy as 1,2,3 A,B,C.

:spin2:

Mark is blackmailing me on msn to agree with this wedding. :whistle:

Yeah!! Get married!!

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
I think you two should get married. I know it's soon, but love is never too soon.

And with my professional, and of course legal vicar skills. Marrying is as easy as 1,2,3 A,B,C.

:spin2:

Mark is blackmailing me on msn to agree with this wedding. :whistle:

Yeah!! Get married!!

Fanks for ur FORCED blessing :rolleyes:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
I think you two should get married. I know it's soon, but love is never too soon.

And with my professional, and of course legal vicar skills. Marrying is as easy as 1,2,3 A,B,C.

:spin2:

Mark is blackmailing me on msn to agree with this wedding. :whistle:

Yeah!! Get married!!

Fanks for ur FORCED blessing :rolleyes:

There's a difference between a blessing, and demanding someone gets married? :puzzled:

[James]

New smilies

:yuk: :laugh3: :cheer2: :shrug:

My favs - :lovedup: :hug:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by James
New smilies

:yuk: :laugh3: :cheer2: :shrug:

My favs - :lovedup: :hug:

Fankooooo James. If any other members want new emoticons, just flirt with James and if over 18 give him some kinky cyber - then u get some!!

:laugh3:

[andybigbro]

lol hha thanks James for the New Emotions

[andybigbro]

Sasha do you even know what James looks like?

[Sasha]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Sasha do you even know what James looks like?

Yesh :lovedup:

[Bells]

Well done for getting those new emoticons Sasha... :hugesmile:

And thanks James for adding them!

[Princess]

I've wanted :lovedup: for so long!! Its my all time fav smilie! Prestelle :lovedup: Mark Owen :lovedup: This rocks!

[Bells]

I know what you mean Laura, it's an amazing smilie! I've been using it on msn for a while as well! :hugesmile:

[Siouxsie]

so well er as james and sasha met yey or is all of this just a wind up
wots gannin on :puzzled:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
so well er as james and sasha met yey or is all of this just a wind up
wots gannin on :puzzled:

:shrug:

[Siouxsie]

:shrug::shrug:So its not just me then kizwiz ?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
:shrug::shrug:So its not just me then kizwiz ?

Not sure whats going on..........:whistle:

[Red Moon]

I don't think so...... isn't London closed due to bad weather?

[Siouxsie]

:eureka::eureka:what yer on about red

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Red Moon
I don't think so...... isn't London closed due to bad weather?

Huh????? What you on about love????

[Red Moon]

Snow

[~Kizwiz~]

Sorry.... Red has just explained it too me..... he was trying to be funny but it back fired...LOL

[Siouxsie]

am i in the right thread here :puzzled:

[MarkWaldorf]

It's not snowing in London :conf:

[Siouxsie]

Im confused Kiz what the hec ?????

Red you are in the wrong thread not me :nono:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
Im confused Kiz what the hec ?????

Red you are in the wrong thread not me :nono:

Ok... I'll try and translate his "joke" :laugh:

You asked if they had met but Red replied "I don't think so...... isn't London closed due to bad weather?"

I didnt find it funny either :rolleyes:

[Siouxsie]

:whistle::whistle::whistle: Bad Joke red :tongue:

[Red Moon]

That is a matter of opinion.

This is a bad joke

What goes squeak... squeak... squeak... whirr... whirr... crunch... whirr... whirr... crunch...

A Hamster in a Liquidiser

[James]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by James
New smilies

:yuk: :laugh3: :cheer2: :shrug:

My favs - :lovedup: :hug:

Fankooooo James. If any other members want new emoticons, just flirt with James and if over 18 give him some kinky cyber - then u get some!!

:laugh3:

And you'd probably get a slap from Sasha also! :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Wait till Sasha read's the papers James. :whistle:

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Red Moon
That is a matter of opinion.

This is a bad joke

What goes squeak... squeak... squeak... whirr... whirr... crunch... whirr... whirr... crunch...

A Hamster in a Liquidiser :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Siouxsie
:shrug::shrug:So its not just me then kizwiz ?

Not sure whats going on..........:whistle:

Hmmm!

Firstly No we have not met, he is in scotland and i am in London.

Secondly we are getting 2 know each other (hense why the sig says E-LOVE),

Thirdy we chat every night on msn and he gets me VERY VERY hot :tongue:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™
Wait till Sasha read's the papers James. :whistle:

:shrug:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Wait till Sasha read's the papers James. :whistle:

:shrug:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55846&page=1 :whistle:

[Sophii3x]

^^ We just thought you should know Sasha :sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

Sorry to be the ones to tell you.

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Siouxsie
:shrug::shrug:So its not just me then kizwiz ?

Not sure whats going on..........:whistle:

Hmmm!

Firstly No we have not met, he is in scotland and i am in London.

Secondly we are getting 2 know each other (hense why the sig says E-LOVE),

Thirdy we chat every night on msn and he gets me VERY VERY hot :tongue:


oooooooooooooooo i see so how did ya get chattin

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Wait till Sasha read's the papers James. :whistle:

:shrug:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55846&page=1 :whistle:

U NEARLY had me, but MY James is a RANGERS fan, not an Aldershot fan

:whistle:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Siouxsie
:shrug::shrug:So its not just me then kizwiz ?

Not sure whats going on..........:whistle:

Hmmm!

Firstly No we have not met, he is in scotland and i am in London.

Secondly we are getting 2 know each other (hense why the sig says E-LOVE),

Thirdy we chat every night on msn and he gets me VERY VERY hot :tongue:


oooooooooooooooo i see so how did you get chattin

He chased me, stalked me, hounded me and then made me add things to my sig...... i gave in in the end :laugh3:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Wait till Sasha read's the papers James. :whistle:

:shrug:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55846&page=1 :whistle:

U NEARLY had me, but MY James is a RANGERS fan, not an Aldershot fan

:whistle:

LMAO! No, the second one. :laugh:

[Sasha]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f376/imonbb/newspaper-1.jpg

:bawling:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Wait till Sasha read's the papers James. :whistle:

:shrug:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55846&page=1 :whistle:

U NEARLY had me, but MY James is a RANGERS fan, not an Aldershot fan

:whistle:

Your reading the worng one
Go down to Markie's first one:sad:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Sasha
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f376/imonbb/newspaper-1.jpg

:bawling:

Aww hun *hugs*

[Sasha]

**Cries at the news**....... Starts to think about her future with James :sad:

[Sophii3x]

Aww:sad:

Sorry we had to break the news to you.. James should have told you himself

[Lance]

Originally posted by Sasha
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f376/imonbb/newspaper-1.jpg

:bawling:

LMFAO!

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Lance
Originally posted by Sasha
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f376/imonbb/newspaper-1.jpg

:bawling:

LMFAO!

:cloud:

[Sophii3x]

Lance, you shouldn't laugh:nono:

Sasha is heartbroken over this news

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Lance, you shouldn't laugh:nono:

Sasha is heartbroken over this news

JAMES HAS UNTIL 9PM TO EXPLAIN OR I AM TAKING OFF ALL MY SIGS AND LEAVING HIM :devil:

[James]

Oh you evil people, it's defamation.

Lies, lies.

:cloud:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Lance, you shouldn't laugh:nono:

Sasha is heartbroken over this news

JAMES HAS UNTIL 9PM TO EXPLAIN OR I AM TAKING OFF ALL MY SIGS AND LEAVING HIM :devil:

Go girl!
You better talk to linda (Stropz) too

And James.. BOOOOO you liar:nono:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by James
Oh you evil people, it's defamation.

Lies, lies.

:cloud:

Did u do anything with stropz..... like
- Kiss
- Play find the sausage
- Play lick the sausage
- Play hide sausage in hole

ANSWER THEM OR WE ARE OVER :devil:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by James
Oh you evil people, it's defamation.

Lies, lies.

:cloud:

Did u do anything with stropz..... like
- Kiss
- Play find the sausage
- Play lick the sausage
- Play hide sausage in hole

ANSWER THEM OR WE ARE OVER :devil:

PMSL!!!! :joker:

[James]

I've never seen that gold-digger in my life and certainly so there has been no kisses and certainly no sausage related activity. Those activites are reserved for my e-love. I think it is the work of an jealous imagination from this person myself!

The Rebecca Loos of TiBB - except she probably did sleep with Beckham, probably. But you get the point.

[MarkWaldorf]

Don't make me post the text messages that were put on my desk this morning. All of which were dirty. :nono:

[Sasha]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6870/newspaperew0.jpg

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™
Don't make me post the text messages that were put on my desk this morning. All of which were dirty. :nono:

What Text Message? :shocked:

[James]

Markus you've been 'Bobbit-ed'. At least it went to a good cause.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sasha
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6870/newspaperew0.jpg

:shocked: You've just started a war.

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™


:shocked: You've just started a war.

No babe, YOU started it.......... i just FINISHED it :wink:

Wat text messages

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Don't make me post the text messages that were put on my desk this morning. All of which were dirty. :nono:

What Text Message? :shocked:

The ones sent on the 31st January and the 4th February.

All dates when he "E-kissed" you. :wink:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by James
Markus you've been 'Bobbit-ed'. At least it went to a good cause.

:nono: It's my job. :wink: If you don't like it, sue me. :thumbs:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
Don't make me post the text messages that were put on my desk this morning. All of which were dirty. :nono:

What Text Message? :shocked:

The ones sent on the 31st January and the 4th February.

All dates when he "E-kissed" you. :wink:

scan them in showing his number and post me a link of imageshack in my u2u.....

Until i see proff this is alllllllllllllll lies

[MarkWaldorf]

Uploading them now.

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™
Uploading them now.

Im waiting

[MarkWaldorf]

Lmao, there the ones he sent Stropz, thats what I meant. I have a feeling you didn't reaslise that.

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™
Lmao, there the ones he sent Stropz, thats what I meant. I have a feeling you didn't reaslise that.

I did realise that....... im waiting 2 see the proof......:sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

U2Uin now.

[Sasha]

U call that proof? I couldve typed that on my fone and pretended Brad Pitt sent it to me!!!

Pah! Your a waste..... if you fancy James, just say and i will see if he will date u once for Comic Relief

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL That isn't my phone, I have better taste then that!

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Markus™
PMSL That isn't my phone, I have better taste then that!

I never said it was, I am saying it proves nothing...... no name, no number

Come on try harder :whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Markus™
PMSL That isn't my phone, I have better taste then that!

I never said it was, I am saying it proves nothing...... no name, no number

Come on try harder :whistle:

I wouldn't want to broadcast such a number on a public forum.

[James]

...

[Sasha]

Oh now u have morals? .......... Hmm

**sasha leaves this thread and reads the obituries as they are much more entertaining**

[lily.]

*strolls in*... :whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

Stropz. :wink: Why have you "strolled" in here?

[lily.]

Just looking around Markus... I hope you aren't revealing any Classified Information!

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh: Not any of the juicy stuff. I've just been convincing Sasha she's being cheated on by that James.

[lily.]

Yeah, he's a sly one.. you gotta watch the Ayrshire lads.. :nono:

[MarkWaldorf]

Aren't you from Ayrshire too?

[Sophii3x]

Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

:nono:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Markus™
Aren't you from Ayrshire too?

Yeah, I live bout 5-10 miles away from our James... :thumbs:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

:nono:

Is that a yes:puzzled:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Yeah, I live bout 5-10 miles away from our James... :thumbs:

Oohh :wink: Maybe you two should, oh I don't know, meet up?

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

:nono:

Is that a yes:puzzled:

Thats a big NO

[lily.]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Yeah, I live bout 5-10 miles away from our James... :thumbs:

Oohh :wink: Maybe you two should, oh I don't know, meet up?

Been there, done that, bought the T-Shirt... :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Yeah, I live bout 5-10 miles away from our James... :thumbs:

Oohh :wink: Maybe you two should, oh I don't know, meet up?

Been there, done that, bought the T-Shirt... :laugh:

:laugh: Ohh is that the time you.....or should that be kept private?

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

:nono:

Is that a yes:puzzled:

Thats a big NO

Awww:sad:
I'm sorry me and Markie had to break the news to you

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

:nono:

Is that a yes:puzzled:

Thats a big NO

Awww:sad:
I'm sorry me and Markie had to break the news to you

Some people just weren't meant to be.

[lily.]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Yeah, I live bout 5-10 miles away from our James... :thumbs:

Oohh :wink: Maybe you two should, oh I don't know, meet up?

Been there, done that, bought the T-Shirt... :laugh:

:laugh: Ohh is that the time you.....or should that be kept private?

Ask Lance.. he has the photos.. :tongue:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

:nono:

Is that a yes:puzzled:

Thats a big NO

Awww:sad:
I'm sorry me and Markie had to break the news to you

Some people just weren't meant to be.

True. If James has cheated once, he'll do it again

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Yeah, I live bout 5-10 miles away from our James... :thumbs:

Oohh :wink: Maybe you two should, oh I don't know, meet up?

Been there, done that, bought the T-Shirt... :laugh:

:laugh: Ohh is that the time you.....or should that be kept private?

Ask Lance.. he has the photos.. :tongue:

:laugh: Well we'll have to see this.

Lance? :whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Sasha
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sooooo. What have I missed?

Have you forgiven him Sasha?

:nono:

Is that a yes:puzzled:

Thats a big NO

Awww:sad:
I'm sorry me and Markie had to break the news to you

Some people just weren't meant to be.

True. If James has cheated once, he'll do it again

Yeah, it's better just to stop now.