Anyone seen George Osborne?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I saw him a lot when the economy was doing well but not recently?

[joeysteele]

Anna Soubry on Question Time said he was busy making vital phone calls.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

[Shaun]

probably locked himself in a cubicle in the Chunnel

[Alf]

Anna Soubry on Question Time said he was busy making vital phone calls.3 day's on the blower, His phone bill must be massive.

[joeysteele]

3 day's on the blower, His phone bill must be massive.

:joker: Good one.:joker:

[arista]

He will pop out tomorrow

[Alf]

He will pop out tomorrowYou can always count on Arista for a good sexual innuendo.




Feel the force

[Kizzy]

http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/MiftnyD.gif

Laberinth... come down, er, I mean in. :fan:

[the truth]

hes been kidnapped, but no one will pay the ransom

[Cherie]

[QUOTE=Alf;8761267]You can always count on Arista for a good sexual innuendo.




Feel the force[/QUOTE)

:hee:

[Jack_]

He's been to see his old 'friend' Natalie Rowe

[Pete.]

Hasn't seen her since our Nat left, coincidence?

[Toy Soldier]

hes been kidnapped, but no one will pay the ransom
The ransom is in dollars so no one can afford it until things bounce back.

[bots]

he's busy
http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/PA-21050506.jpg


for himself

[kirklancaster]

He has 2 faces, both of them plastic, and he is having both remodedlled so that he will not be recognised and stoned for the lies he told during the 'EU Referendum' campaign.

[jaxie]

Clearly preparing his emergency budget to stave off WW3.

[bots]

Clearly preparing his emergency budget to stave off WW3.

apparently he has been canvassing people to support his bid in the leadership election, and surprise surprise, they told him to **** off :laugh:

[joeysteele]

apparently he has been canvassing people to support his bid in the leadership election, and surprise surprise, they told him to **** off :laugh:

:joker: another good one.:joker:

[smudgie]

He has been helping Mark Carney with contingency planning.:shrug:

[Tom4784]

He probably gone to lick his wounds in the underground kingdom where the rest of the lizard people live.

[arista]

HE is Live now on Every Media


Alf I told you he would pop out.


He is Working For us

[arista]

No Emergency Budget until
the New PM Lady takes over


I knew Gorgie Boy your porkies of Project fear
scare tactics would change Once Dave Said - I am Fecking Out

[arista]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-don-t-panic-mr-mannering.png

[arista]

He probably gone to lick his wounds in the underground kingdom where the rest of the lizard people live.


Due to the PM
standing down in Oct
his Original Plan is on a Slow Train.

Georgie Popped Out this Morning
he was Most Erect
http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2016/6/27/474200/default/v2/cegrab-20160627-072138-0-1-736x414.jpg

[Jack_]

Georgie Popped Out this Morning
he was Most Erect

dear God arista STOP

[arista]

dear God arista STOP


Its was Alfs Fault

[arista]

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2016/6/27/474200/default/v2/cegrab-20160627-072138-0-1-736x414.jpg


http://news.sky.com/story/1718051/george-osborne-im-focused-on-the-task-in-hand

[Alf]

Its was Alfs FaultAre you insinuating that I made Gideon stand to attention?

[arista]

You can always count on Arista for a good sexual innuendo.




Feel the force


I do not know what you mean sir

[arista]

Are you insinuating that I made Gideon stand to attention?


No.



Leave Georgie Boy
Alone

[arista]

Anna Soubry on Question Time said he was busy making vital phone calls.

Yes He did

[kirklancaster]

No Emergency Budget until
the New PM Lady takes over


I knew Gorgie Boy your porkies of Project fear
scare tactics would change Once Dave Said - I am Fecking Out

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Absolutely nailed on TRUE Arista. Dumb has lost his dumber. Liar has lost his liar, but poor little Pinnochio is now back from his cosmetic surgery nose-reduction operation. The surgeons removed 3 feet which had grown during the 'EU Referendum' campaign. :laugh::laugh:

[Toy Soldier]

Translation of "this will hurt";

More cuts, more austerity, more pain and misery for those already the worst off and most vulnerable in society. Low wages? Young and unemployed? Disabled? Forget it: you're ****ed.

Are those who so passionately wanted leave still whooping and pulling on their balls? Has the haze of excitement started to clear yet? Has the weight of the sheer number of people who are soon going to be struggling to survive financially started to become apparent yet?

[arista]

Translation of "this will hurt";

More cuts, more austerity, more pain and misery for those already the worst off and most vulnerable in society. Low wages? Young and unemployed? Disabled? Forget it: you're ****ed.

Are those who so passionately wanted leave still whooping and pulling on their balls? Has the haze of excitement started to clear yet? Has the weight of the sheer number of people who are soon going to be struggling to survive financially started to become apparent yet?


Me And Kirk can handle it

[thesheriff443]

He is staying with me for a few days curled up on my sofa purring, after I gave him some whipped cream.

[Crimson Dynamo]

so the emergency budget he promised was a lie

not the head boy of Remain being a big fat liar??

how many more lies have remain told??

[Jack_]

Translation of "this will hurt";

More cuts, more austerity, more pain and misery for those already the worst off and most vulnerable in society. Low wages? Young and unemployed? Disabled? Forget it: you're ****ed.

Are those who so passionately wanted leave still whooping and pulling on their balls? Has the haze of excitement started to clear yet? Has the weight of the sheer number of people who are soon going to be struggling to survive financially started to become apparent yet?

Of course not, cause we've got our country back grrr! I wait with trepidation for a few years down the line when the Tories repeal certain employment legislation protected by the EU, cutting people's holiday pay to help sustain the economy under the guise of...you guessed it, 'we're all in this together!'

Actually talking of pissing on the poor, this was one of my favourite tweets during the campaign stages:

745374573475041280

[arista]

so the emergency budget he promised was a lie

not the head boy of Remain being a big fat liar??

how many more lies have remain told??


NO LT.


its on a Delay because he did not
know Dave was throwing in the Towel

Keep Up

[arista]

He is staying with me for a few days curled up on my sofa purring, after I gave him some whipped cream.


How Nice

[Crimson Dynamo]

NO LT.


its on a Delay because he did not
know Dave was throwing in the Towel

Keep Up

well dave is his best mate and he did say they had been planning for this outcome for the last 6 months so why did dave not tell him?

[kirklancaster]

Translation of "this will hurt";

More cuts, more austerity, more pain and misery for those already the worst off and most vulnerable in society. Low wages? Young and unemployed? Disabled? Forget it: you're ****ed.

Are those who so passionately wanted leave still whooping and pulling on their balls? Has the haze of excitement started to clear yet? Has the weight of the sheer number of people who are soon going to be struggling to survive financially started to become apparent yet?

A very excellent example of 'Hyperbole' T.S, and of 'Irony' - hailing as it does from hyperbole's greatest Tibb denouncer.

We are not yet one week from the most monumental decision we have made in recent history, and there is 42 years of corruption, mismanagement, and gross inefficiency on the part of sucessive British Governments to have to address and correct.

But before that, we have the gargantuan task of extricating ourselves from the deeply tangled mess of Brussels, and before even any of this can begin, we have to first identify to what extent and in which areas we are entangled - thanks to the utter inefficiency and dereliction of duty of our Governments of the past 40 years, and the total apathy and lethargy of we, the British people, in not only allowing them all to CONTINUE lying to us when we KNEW they were lying, but also in doing NOTHING about it.

The truth is - that this Government's own deliberate policies have HURT the weakest classes of OUR SOCIETY, and weakened the rest, all the way up to the top 10% elite, where those same policies then become BENEFICIAL.

The further TRUTH, is that the injury to the poor and lower working classes of this country caused by our own Governments policies, PALE into insignificance when compared to the damage done to those same people by the REAL policies of the EU.

'The Sheriff of Nottingham tax' policy - robbing the poor to give to the rich - is a very real Government policy, one which has been in effect in this (and most other countries) for hundreds of years, no matter how socially ideological any party may have been prior to forming a Government, but for the past 42 years or more, that policy has become bifurcated - with our own Governments policy on one prong and the EU on the other, and BOTH working in tandem as a partnership.

And if this sounds like B.S. - I do not care, because I can PROVE it.

So, far from the 'Referendum' result heaping yet more hardship on the most underprivileged and vulnerable of our society, it will be their salvation, and far from it being 'The End' of this country, it is not - it is the salvation of it.

Yielding to 'We're all doomed' scaremongering, and panicked knee-jerk reactionary claptrap less than one week after the Referendum, is banal - we have not even left the EU for God's sake.

Save any lamentations for the soon-to-be rotting corpse of the corrupt festering mess which is the EU, and celebrate instead, the regenesis of a NEW Great Britain.

[arista]

well dave is his best mate and he did say they had been planning for this outcome for the last 6 months so why did dave not tell him?


It was Dave and His Nice Wife,
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03256/cameron-ivan-funer_3256892c.jpg



Not Georgie Boy

[kirklancaster]

Me And Kirk can handle it

Too true Arista. WAIT.... Handle WHAT exactly? Is this another famous 'Arista Sexual Euphimism'? :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

yes we voted out of a failing dreadful trade institution and its going to be tough to get all its tentacles out but somehow the majority of the UK is now "at fault" because it is going to be difficult?

love that logic

[Northern Monkey]

Tories will be out in the next GE.Osbornes days are numbered.

[kirklancaster]

yes we voted out of a failing dreadful trade institution and its going to be tough to get all its tentacles out but somehow the majority of the UK is now "at fault" because it is going to be difficult?

love that logic

:laugh: So true.

[Toy Soldier]

Kirk how many times are you going to claim that you can "prove" various things without actually making an attempt to do so?

"Dragons are real, I can prove it!"
"Go on then... "
" Nope, I told you I can prove it and that should be enough. "


Aside from that, it's not that I can't see what you're saying. In theory. The freedom afforded by being out of the EU could pave the way for some great and fair social policies unrestricted by obscure EU laws... If we were to vote in people with such intentions.

But you seem to be ignoring the fact that, far from having a benevolent government here at home, we have one that positively delights in taking from the worst off. And they have no viable opposition, even on the horizon.

So far from a land of hope and salvation, what we actually have is an unrestrained Tory government with a track record of uncaring cruelty, and no end in sight. And worse; the likes of Johnson, Gove and vile IDS waiting to get their grubby work gloves on.

You must at least try to appreciate how this looks to someone staring down the next 50+ years as parent to a disabled child. You will never know what it actually feels like, but you can at least try to see the horror in the thought of the "Tories set loose".

Ffs never thought I'd be likely to be pining for the "good old days" of Camerosborne.

[Northern Monkey]

We got Brexit.We can get rid of the Tories.They won't be in long.My prediction.

[arista]

We got Brexit.We can get rid of the Tories.They won't be in long.My prediction.


the next General Election is May 2020
unless the Next Lady Conservative PM
does a snap election to be more valid
that Pathetic Stinking Gordon Brown Labour Temp PM
who was to scared to call

[arista]

Too true Arista. WAIT.... Handle WHAT exactly? Is this another famous 'Arista Sexual Euphimism'? :laugh:


we can handle Standing Erect on our OWN Feet



Its So Nice to Divorce the EU

[Toy Soldier]

We got Brexit.We can get rid of the Tories.They won't be in long.My prediction.
Who will replace them? There is no one. If by "won't be long" you mean in historical terms, as in 10-20 years, then sure. Are we just to be the sacrificial lambs for "future generations"? Very Noble but it doesn't help many people right now does it?

[Crimson Dynamo]

to be fair to George that was a pretty big speech he gave this morning so I guess he was preparing for it

None of us will ever have to give a speech as important as that

[kirklancaster]

Kirk how many times are you going to claim that you can "prove" various things without actually making an attempt to do so?

"Dragons are real, I can prove it!"
"Go on then... "
" Nope, I told you I can prove it and that should be enough. "


Aside from that, it's not that I can't see what you're saying. In theory. The freedom afforded by being out of the EU could pave the way for some great and fair social policies unrestricted by obscure EU laws... If we were to vote in people with such intentions.

But you seem to be ignoring the fact that, far from having a benevolent government here at home, we have one that positively delights in taking from the worst off. And they have no viable opposition, even on the horizon.

So far from a land of hope and salvation, what we actually have is an unrestrained Tory government with a track record of uncaring cruelty, and no end in sight. And worse; the likes of Johnson, Gove and vile IDS waiting to get their grubby work gloves on.

You must at least try to appreciate how this looks to someone staring down the next 50+ years as parent to a disabled child. You will never know what it actually feels like, but you can at least try to see the horror in the thought of the "Tories set loose".

Ffs never thought I'd be likely to be pining for the "good old days" of Camerosborne.

Two points T.S.:

Proving it, would involve me in writing long, comprehensive articles, which - by my past experience - are then ignored.

Secondly, T.s. - I would wager that I have suffered as much real hardship as anyone on here.

I worked for 30+ years building up a business and making investments for the future by sacrificing luxuries, holidays, living quite frugally, etc for all but the later years - when I did relax and indulge a little - only to then lose 90% of everything in 'Economic and Property Crashes' which were not of my doing and which, I know, were hugely beneficial to that 'elitist 10% of this country' which I may repeatedly mention here and there.

I was forced back to work at a time when I thought I could have been enjoying early retirement, and through yet more sacrifice; the cars, my precious watch, my wife's jewellery - all went - and by working 16 hour days, I have all but recovered half of what I originally lost, but those years in between have been harder than I can tell you.

I CAN empathise with you T.S. - I REALLY can.

[arista]

to be fair to George that was a pretty big speech he gave this morning so I guess he was preparing for it
None of us will ever have to give a speech as important as that



Glad that
LT has Finally Caught up

[Toy Soldier]

It's not about what I have or don't have. I won't ever retire no matter how much money I make. I will be a full-time carer, until the day I die. Beyond that I have no idea what it looks like... Hopefully my other daughter will have a family, and they might be able, and willing, to help. Other than that I can't guarantee her life, health or happiness beyond the scope of my own life and the longer we go with uncaring, and now unbridled, governments like we have now the worse her future looks.

I'm going to be blunt and just say that no... No one who does not have disabled offspring can really understand that sort of fear.

I try not to dwell on it but it is always there.

[Northern Monkey]

Who will replace them? There is no one. If by "won't be long" you mean in historical terms, as in 10-20 years, then sure. Are we just to be the sacrificial lambs for "future generations"? Very Noble but it doesn't help many people right now does it?

Labour will get a good leader in and takeover the reigns from the Tories.

[arista]

Labour will get a good leader in and takeover the reigns from the Tories.



Corbyn
is Staying


Keep Up

[Toy Soldier]

Labour will get a good leader in and takeover the reigns from the Tories.
I doubt it, the Labour Party has much bigger problems than just their leader. They are split between what is essentially Tories by any other name, and a more socialist side... And their voters are split down exactly the same lines.

If they edge more towards the socialist they will simply lose more or their right-inclined voters to other parties. If they move back right a-la-new-labour they might entice back some Tories and get back into power but like I said... They will just be Tories. Tories or Tories is the choice, because when it comes right down to it, England is a right-leaning country that is only shifting further in the same direction, and (as we know) the English vote is the only vote that matters.

[Kizzy]

It's not about what I have or don't have. I won't ever retire no matter how much money I make. I will be a full-time carer, until the day I die. Beyond that I have no idea what it looks like... Hopefully my other daughter will have a family, and they might be able, and willing, to help. Other than that I can't guarantee her life, health or happiness beyond the scope of my own life and the longer we go with uncaring, and now unbridled, governments like we have now the worse her future looks.

I'm going to be blunt and just say that no... No one who does not have disabled offspring can really understand that sort of fear.

I try not to dwell on it but it is always there.

:hug: I hear what you're saying TS, I have a similar fear for the NHS as my son has a heart condition there's no way I could afford the kind of insurance he would need,so the thought of there not being an NHS is one I can't dwell on.
Houses and businesses are nothing, they mean nothing.