Riddles

[Legend]

Post all your riddles in here, i love them.

Here is one i [surprisingly] didn't get. It's pretty easy though so only the dim ones won't get it.

Picture a square. Each with 4 sides, as they do. All the sides are the same length. A man walks around the square and it takes him 1 hour and 20 minutes to walk down each side except for one which took him 80 minutes. Why did it take him 1 hour and 20 mins to walk the other 3 but only 80 minutes for the other one?

He walks at the same speed, he doesn't magically develop wings nor does he get on a bus etc, etc.

(this one isn't as good to explain in writing, better when you draw it)

:colour:

[Emilee]

hmm....

[Emilee]

He farted and it blew him along the 1 side faster.

[The_Hitman]

Does he walk backwards?

[~Kizwiz~]

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

A dog?

[Bells]

For Legend's original one:

Because 80 minutes is the same as 1 hour and 20 minutes?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

A dog?

Nope... sorry

[Emilee]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
For Legend's original one:

Because 80 minutes is the same as 1 hour and 20 minutes?

OMG! You're so clever! That sounds like the answer.!

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

Is it a parrot-monkey?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

Is it a parrot-monkey?

Nope :bored:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by kizwiz

Is it a parrot-monkey?

Nope :bored: [/quote]

There's such thing you know. You dont believe me do you.

Is it the medal winners from the last Special Olympics 100 metres?

[Legend]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
For Legend's original one:

Because 80 minutes is the same as 1 hour and 20 minutes?

Yep, got it in one Icey. :tongue:

[Bells]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by ice_maiden02
For Legend's original one:

Because 80 minutes is the same as 1 hour and 20 minutes?

Yep, got it in one Icey. :tongue:

Yay! :dance:

[Legend]

What's black and white and looks like a horse?

What's yellow and smells like paint?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

Is it a parrot-monkey?

Nope :bored:

A man. It's greek saying or something. Oedipus I think. A man crawls as a baby, walks as a man and walks with a stick when old. The morning, noon and evening are metaphors for ages.

Am I right?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

I've heard of this one before, so I won't say the answer :whistle:
It's pretty hard, I think.

[Bells]

I think you're right GRiT, I remember hearing that particular riddle before.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

Is it a parrot-monkey?

Nope :bored:

A man. It's greek saying or something. Oedipus I think. A man crawls as a baby, walks as a man and walks with a stick when old. The morning, noon and evening are metaphors for ages.

Am I right?

You're right, and also pretty good at using google :wink:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Legend
What's black and white and looks like a horse?


A papier mache horse?

[Emilee]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Legend
What's black and white and looks like a horse?


A papier mache horse?
LMAO!!!!!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by kizwiz
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

Is it a parrot-monkey?

Nope :bored:

A man. It's greek saying or something. Oedipus I think. A man crawls as a baby, walks as a man and walks with a stick when old. The morning, noon and evening are metaphors for ages.

Am I right?

You're right, and also pretty good at using google :wink:

I've just googled it and it didn't come up. Are you casting doubts on my morality?

[Legend]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Legend
What's black and white and looks like a horse?


A papier mache horse?

Nope.

A zebra. :whistle:

[Bells]

I was going to say zebra!

But didn't think it was right. :laugh:

[Legend]

Ye who has lil faith. :hugesmile:

Come on, what's yellow and smells like paint?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GRiT

A man. It's greek saying or something. Oedipus I think. A man crawls as a baby, walks as a man and walks with a stick when old. The morning, noon and evening are metaphors for ages.

Am I right?

Yes its the Riddle of the Sphinx

In Greek mythology, the Sphinx sat outside of Thebes and asked this riddle of all travelers who passed by. If the traveler failed to solve the riddle, then the Sphinx killed him/her. And if the traveler answered the riddle correctly, then the Sphinx would destroy herself.
Oedipus solved the riddle, and the Sphinx destroyed herself.

I studied this at school...... very inserting play actually. Its where Freud got his Oedipus theory

[Corkie]

Don't know if you've this one but...

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

[Bells]

I've pretty much heard all of them or got them so far, except the yellow and smells like paint one!

I'm normally crap at riddles as well..

So the yellow and smells like paint one.. yellow paint??

[Bells]

Originally posted by Corkie
Don't know if you've this one but...

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Because she photoshoots him? As in.. takes a picture. Then takes it to the developing room, holds the picture under water and hangs it. :laugh:

Then they go for dinner.

I'm probably talking rubbish though... but it was worth a go!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Corkie
Don't know if you've this one but...

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

She took a picture of him then developed the photo

[Legend]

Haha yeah, yellow paint. :tongue:

HINT: Most of mine don't take much brain power, they're always stupid. :whistle:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Legend
Ye who has lil faith. :hugesmile:

Come on, what's yellow and smells like paint?

the dulux dog's p***.

[Bells]

OMG I'm getting all these riddles.

Normally takes me ages!

[Lauren]

Most would have probably heard this, and if you have - don't say the secret of it :hugesmile: It's not so much a riddle....


Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Lauren

Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

Because she was a Danielle Lloyd fan?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Lauren

Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

Because she was a Danielle Lloyd fan?

Got it in one :wink:

Haha, but there is another answer... :tongue: Lmao.

[Legend]

I think somebody is using my thread to practice their comedy skills.

Please don't when it involves Danielle, and Lauren, don't encourage him. :wink:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Legend
I think somebody is using my thread to practice their comedy skills.

Please don't when it involves Danielle, and Lauren, don't encourage him. :wink:

But... :sad: Fiiiiiine then.

[Bells]

No you're right Lauren - this isn't a riddle. I think I have heard it before, so I know the answer (shocker. :hugesmile:)

You don't want me to say though, do you?

[J.C.]

There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

[Emilee]

ermm... hmm....

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
No you're right Lauren - this isn't a riddle. I think I have heard it before, so I know the answer (shocker. :hugesmile:)

You don't want me to say though, do you?

Haha, well no-ones guessing so go ahead :hugesmile:

Oh and by the way, I chose the right answer, therefore I'm a psychopath :sad:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Jump on a lily pad? :puzzled: Lmao.

[Bells]

I think the answer is she killed her sister because she wanted to see if the guy she liked turned up at her sister's funeral as well!

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Jump on a lily pad? :puzzled: Lmao.

Not possible for this particular frog.

[The_Hitman]

Napoleone di Buonaparte

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Is the frog dead?

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Is the frog dead?


:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

I knew you would get this:hello::hello:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Is the frog dead?


:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

I knew you would get this:hello::hello:


Woooo!! My first ever correct riddle :hello:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Most would have probably heard this, and if you have - don't say the secret of it :hugesmile: It's not so much a riddle....


Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

James Patterson fan eh? :wink:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Is the frog dead?


:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

I knew you would get this:hello::hello:


Woooo!! My first ever correct riddle :hello:

Yep there`s nothing this poor froggy can do.
Surrey Uni would be proud .

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Lauren
Most would have probably heard this, and if you have - don't say the secret of it :hugesmile: It's not so much a riddle....


Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

James Patterson fan eh? :wink:

Pmsl!
Yes, actually :hugesmile: He's my fave author

Haha! And thanks J.C. :tongue:

[lily.]

Mine too.. I'm right in the middle of "Cross" at the moment.. I've read all the others.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Stropz
Mine too.. I'm right in the middle of "Cross" at the moment.. I've read all the others.

I'm reading Big Bad Wolf at the moment, read quite a few of them already though.

[lily.]

Big Bad Wolf is excellent. Generally I prefer the Alex Cross ones, but the others are also good. I'm a bit of a JP anorak to be honest.. He's the only author who I can say I've read all of. I read others, but I'm not quite as obsessed with the others.. I'm pretty obsessed with JP books!

[SammyWammy]

How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

How ever many times you want? It'll just got into minuses?
:puzzled: Lmao.

[Legend]

Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

Just once. :whistle:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

once. the second time you would have to take it from 24 ..no?

[SammyWammy]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

Just once. :whistle:

:hello: clever cloggs

though youve got a point there Lauren :hugesmile:

[Legend]

Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

once. the second time you would have to take it from 24 ..no?

My thoughts. :wink:

[Legend]

Originally posted by SammyWammy
Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

Just once. :whistle:

:hello: clever cloggs

though youve got a point there Lauren :hugesmile:

No she aint. Lauren - you've NOT got a point because you would then be subtracting from 24, 18 etc and not 30. Ha, your wrong Lauren. :laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by SammyWammy
Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

Just once. :whistle:

:hello: clever cloggs

though youve got a point there Lauren :hugesmile:

No she aint. Lauren - you've NOT got a point because you would then be subtracting from 24, 18 etc and not 30. Ha, your wrong Lauren. :laugh:

Yes, but surely you can subtract 6 from 30 10 times? En masse?
No?

Ok, fiiiine. I'm a ****** at maths :hugesmile:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

once. the second time you would have to take it from 24 ..no?

My thoughts. :wink:


hehe.....too quick for me:spin2::spin2:

[Legend]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by SammyWammy
Originally posted by Legend
Originally posted by SammyWammy
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

Just once. :whistle:

:hello: clever cloggs

though youve got a point there Lauren :hugesmile:

No she aint. Lauren - you've NOT got a point because you would then be subtracting from 24, 18 etc and not 30. Ha, your wrong Lauren. :laugh:

Yes, but surely you can subtract 6 from 30 10 times? En masse?
No?

Ok, fiiiine. I'm a ****** at maths :hugesmile:

You said it girl, your a ******. :bigsmile: *notes date*

And yeah J.C, when i know a riddle i'm like lightning so nobody can get it before me. I only do it because it's rare that i know one. :tongue:

[SammyWammy]

ok so i read this somewhere once

whats the only word in the english language that starts and ends in UND?

[Bells]

Originally posted by Legend
Haha yeah, yellow paint. :tongue:

HINT: Most of mine don't take much brain power, they're always stupid. :whistle:

Only just realised what you said - jeez, what a compliment! :hugesmile:

I was beginning to feel impressed with myself as well!

[Bells]

Originally posted by SammyWammy
ok so i read this somewhere once

whats the only word in the english language that starts and ends in UND?

Underground?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SammyWammy
ok so i read this somewhere once

whats the only word in the english language that starts and ends in UND?

Underground?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Originally posted by SammyWammy
ok so i read this somewhere once

whats the only word in the english language that starts and ends in UND?

Underground?

Ahh! I knew that one!!

[SammyWammy]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Originally posted by SammyWammy
ok so i read this somewhere once

whats the only word in the english language that starts and ends in UND?

Underground?

hmmm my riddles to easy or you guys just quick off the mark tonight? :P

[Bells]

Lol no I just seem to be on a roll tonight!
It'll end up wearing off.

Besides, according to Legend.. it doesn't need much brainpower! :whistle:

[Lauren]

What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?

[Bells]

Memories!

That's a good one.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Memories!

That's a good one.

Ash, yer on fire tonight :hugesmile:

[Bells]

I know, I'm surprised, I can normally never do them ... :hugesmile:

Try and post them when I'm not around lmao - I'll be thinking of some I remember to put up!

[Legend]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Lol no I just seem to be on a roll tonight!
It'll end up wearing off.

Besides, according to Legend.. it doesn't need much brainpower! :whistle:

Haha no, i didn't mean it like that. I was just 'dissing' my riddles, A LOT of people still didn't get mine. You're on fire. :laugh:

But that 'underground' one i wouldn't have got because i'd have overcomplicated it too much.

[Bells]

I know you didn't, I'm only kidding. :laugh:

That's the thing though, it's just logic and the obvious - people fail to see that you really do state the first thing that comes to your head in some cases!

[The_Hitman]

There was a man who hadn't eyes
He went out and viewed the skies
He came to a tree with apples on
He niether took apples off nor left apples on.

[J.C.]

Lol thats tricky..........You Googler!!

Anyone who gets this is smart>:laugh:

[Bells]

I'm not too sure what I'm meant to be figuring out? :puzzled:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
I'm not too sure what I'm meant to be figuring out? :puzzled:

I should let Hitman do this or I`l mess it up. But basically there were apples on a tree ..he doesn`t take apples but he doesn`t leave apples on the tree either...how?
Hope I haven`t ruined that Hitman.

[The_Hitman]

Explain the first two lines, then the second two.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
There was a man who hadn't eyes
He went out and viewed the skies
He came to a tree with apples on
He niether took apples off
Nor left apples on.

The apples fell off? :conf: Lmao. My answers are so ditzy.

Maybeeee... cos he was blind he didn't know there was a tree with apples on, so he didn't take them off, but he didn't leave them on - cos he didn't know they were on?
Pmsl. Fine, I'm silly.

EDIT: And he didn't view the skies?

[SammyWammy]

i forgot to add before this website Click Here (http://www.weffriddles.com/)

or

http://www.weffriddles.com/

it has a lot of levels, so if you like riddles then maybe check it out

[ttw]

See if anyone can get this, I have yet to meet anyone that can work it out.

There are two twin angels, one guarding the door to heaven, one guarding the door to hell. Neither doors can be identified as to which is heaven and which is hell.

You have died, and you are now before these two angels. You want to go to heaven, but do not know which door to go through.

You are allowed only ONE question to only ONE of the angels.

There is one problem though, one of the twin angels ALWAYS lies, and one of the twin angels ALWAYS tells the truth.

But just as the doors cannot be identified, neither can the angels.

WHAT QUESTION DO YOU ASK SO YOU KNOW WHICH DOOR TO GO THROUGH?

ENJOY!:devil:

[The_Hitman]

Ask, "Is his (the other angel) door the door to heaven?"

[Ella]

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?

[ttw]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Ask, "Is his (the other angel) door the door to heaven?"

whatttt???

Have you heard this before?

[Bells]

ttw, I've heard the riddle before as well.
But I couldn't figure it out when I first heard it, it's really brain-boggling.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by ttw
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Ask, "Is his (the other angel) door the door to heaven?"

whatttt???

Have you heard this before?

that can't be the correct answer.

[ttw]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
Originally posted by ttw
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Ask, "Is his (the other angel) door the door to heaven?"

whatttt???

Have you heard this before?

that can't be the correct answer.

it is not. I just realised, similar but not the right answer lol soz....

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by ttw
See if anyone can get this, I have yet to meet anyone that can work it out.

There are two twin angels, one guarding the door to heaven, one guarding the door to hell. Neither doors can be identified as to which is heaven and which is hell.

You have died, and you are now before these two angels. You want to go to heaven, but do not know which door to go through.

You are allowed only ONE question to only ONE of the angels.

There is one problem though, one of the twin angels ALWAYS lies, and one of the twin angels ALWAYS tells the truth.

But just as the doors cannot be identified, neither can the angels.

WHAT QUESTION DO YOU ASK SO YOU KNOW WHICH DOOR TO GO THROUGH?

ENJOY!:devil:

Are you going to tell us? It doesn't look like anyones going to get it.

[Lauren]

Ask the other angel, if the other angel will say yes.

:conf: I know that sounds weird but I understood it in my head, just can't explain it.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Lauren
Ask the other angel, if the other angel will say yes.

:conf: I know that sounds weird but I understood it in my head, just can't explain it.

Yeah. Ask one angel what the other angel would say to the question "Is yours the door to heaven?".

[ttw]

No body is even guessing lol

It is "If I asked the other angel is this the door to heaven what would he say?"

and the response would be either "yes" in which case you go through the other door, or "no" in which case you go through the door.

I'm pretty sure that is right, it confuses me sometimes lol

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ttw
No body is even guessing lol

It is "If I asked the other angel is this the door to heaven what would he say?"

and the response would be either "yes" in which case you go through the other door, or "no" in which case you go through the door.

I'm pretty sure that is right, it confuses me sometimes lol


Sooo... I got right? :puzzled: Lmao.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by ttw
No body is even guessing lol

It is "If I asked the other angel is this the door to heaven what would he say?"

and the response would be either "yes" in which case you go through the other door, or "no" in which case you go through the door.

I'm pretty sure that is right, it confuses me sometimes lol

But you don't know which one would lie? So you're still guessing. It's all very confusing but I think I get it.

[ttw]

Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by ttw
No body is even guessing lol

It is "If I asked the other angel is this the door to heaven what would he say?"

and the response would be either "yes" in which case you go through the other door, or "no" in which case you go through the door.

I'm pretty sure that is right, it confuses me sometimes lol

But you don't know which one would lie? So you're still guessing.

Yeh, but look at it like this

" If I asked the other angel is this the door to heaven what would he say?"


HELL / LIAR = YES

HEAVEN / TRUTH = No

OR

HELL / TRUTH = YES

HEAVEN / LIAR = No

So in what ever case is the answer is yes you go through the other door, and if the answer is no, you go through that door.

(I hope the diagram type thing makes sense)

[J.C.]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
Originally posted by ttw
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Ask, "Is his (the other angel) door the door to heaven?"

whatttt???

Have you heard this before?

that can't be the correct answer.


I think the man must ask either of the angels this question:

`If I ask the other angel which door she is watching over, what would she say`

OK,so if the man poses this question to the liar the answer
would be;

`the other angel would say she is watching over hell (lie)

and if the man had posed the same question to the truthful
angel the answer will be

`she will say she is watching over heaven`.


This is taking for ever to think through so its probably already been answered.Anyway its only what I recall from years ago
but in a different format. But is it right??



Edit: Typically late again. Can someone tell me how I could have checked that it hadn`t been answered already after spending 15 minutes thinking about it and writing it down,
I`m the only one who seems to do this.!!

[Mrluvaluva]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

A parrot-monkey?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Coffin?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by bgrayshon
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Coffin?



Correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by bgrayshon
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Coffin?



Correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEY! I only got it cos of the last line, "The man who needs it doesn't know it."

:hello:
Thats a good one!

[The_Hitman]

It still works for parrot-monkey.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
It still works for parrot-monkey.

Noooo, it doesn't. Cos the man who invented parrot-monkey WILL want it. Who doesn't want it?
Point proven.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Lauren

Noooo, it doesn't. Cos the man who invented parrot-monkey WILL want it. Who doesn't want it?
Point proven.

He's already done it, and he didnt want it.

[Mrluvaluva]

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?

And it's not a bl00dy parrot-monkey Hitman! Let's just get that cleared up before we start.

[Sophii3x]

Are you the Moon:eureka:

[MarkWaldorf]

A star?

[Sophii3x]

A rocket?

[Bells]

The letter E, lmao. :wink:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
The letter E, lmao. :wink:

Niiiiice one! :hugesmile:

[Sophii3x]

:shocked: I get it now!
Ash you smart ass, how did you know that?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place
And if youre going out at the weekend
And you wanna get off your face

[Bells]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
:shocked: I get it now!
Ash you smart ass, how did you know that?

LOL some of them I just know, some I’ve figured out.
My brain’s wired in a messed up way.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
The letter E, lmao. :wink:


No. A parrot-monkey. No of course it's the letter E. Correct!!!!!!!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by bgrayshon
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place
And if youre going out at the weekend
And you want to get off your face


LMAO!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by bgrayshon
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place
And if youre going out at the weekend
And you want to get off your face



I wonder whatever can you mean???!!!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

[Bells]

Ooh bgrayshon... I thought I knew that one, but I don't! :puzzled:
Give me a few minutes. :hugesmile:

And another: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

A parrot-monkey.

If you take away the whole parrot, theres still some monkey left.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by bgrayshon
What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

A parrot-monkey.

If you take away the whole parrot, theres still some monkey left.


no

[Lauren]

Originally posted by bgrayshon
What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

Wholesome.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by bgrayshon
What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

Wholesome.


ahhh!!!! You got me!!!!

[Bells]

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

Took me a while but I THINK I came up with something.

Footsteps?

[Bells]

Well done Lauren! :hello:


You break it once its name is said; what is so fragile that this happens?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Well done Lauren! :hello:


You break it once its name is said; what is so fragile that this happens?

Silence?

[Bells]

Well donee - you're the one on fire today Lauren!

Or maybe we just know the same riddles. :laugh:

[ttw]

On a roll or what Lauren lol

[Lauren]

Haha I didn't know the last ones I just got right :laugh:
Woo, go me (Lmao! I never get riddles right, so I'm proud haha)

[Bells]

Now you know how I felt yesterday, haha.
I can't think of anymore to ask you at the moment - but you'd probably know them as well! :hugesmile:

[ttw]

I don't know if this one has been written before but I cannot be bothered to go through all the posts, so if it is ohwell.

There is a man, and he lives at the top of a 20 story building.

Everyday when he gets back from work he takes the lift up to the 10th floor and walks the rest, apart from when it is raining when he takes the lift all the way to the top.

Why?

[Bells]

Because the man’s a midget. He can’t reach the button for 20th floor, so he presses and goes up to the 10th and walks the rest. On rainy days, he can use his umbrella to press the 20th floor button…

[ttw]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Because the man’s a midget. He can’t reach the button for 20th floor, so he presses and goes up to the 10th and walks the rest. On rainy days, he can use his umbrella to press the 20th floor button…

:hello:

[Lauren]

LOL woah, thats an obscure one :laugh:

[ttw]

There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by ttw
There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

They both drowned.

[J.C.]

Originally posted by ttw
There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

Did the french cat sink as in cinque ?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ttw
There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

The French one because it's the underdog...cat? LOL.
:hugesmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by ttw
There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

Did the french cat sink as in cinque ?

Lmao, I'm guessing thats right. Good one :tongue:

[Bells]

Originally posted by ttw
There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

Er.......:puzzled:

Well 'Un Deux Trois' said out loud sounds like Under summat.

I dunno - the English one? :hugesmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
Originally posted by ttw
There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

Er.......:puzzled:

Well 'Un Deux Trois' said out loud sounds like Under summat.

I dunno - the English one? :hugesmile:

We think along the same lines :whistle: Thats why I said under dog... but then I got confused :hugesmile:

[Bells]

OMG really, wow! We really do think alike then Lauren. :wink:

Spooky!

Or similarly retardedly wired brains?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
OMG really, wow! We really do think alike then Lauren. :wink:

Spooky!

Or similarly retardedly wired brains?

I'll go for the latter :wink:

[ttw]

Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by ttw
There was a race between two cat's one English called "One Two Three Cat" and one French called "Une Deux Trios Cat" accross the channel.

Which cat won?

Did the french cat sink as in cinque ?

:hello:

The English cat one because Une deux trois cat sank

[Bells]

LOL!

Well done for getting that one J.C. :hugesmile:

[J.C.]

^Thanks ice_maiden,it doesn`t happen too often,lol


Here`s one.....maybe more a puzzle than a riddle.
can anyone work out what the last 4 letter word is?


Rats live on no evil ****

[ttw]

Originally posted by J.C.
^Thanks ice_maiden,it doesn`t happen too often,lol


Here`s one.....maybe more a puzzle than a riddle.
can anyone work out what the last 4 letter word is?


Rats live on no evil ****

STAR !!!!

[J.C.]

Originally posted by ttw
Originally posted by J.C.
^Thanks ice_maiden,it doesn`t happen too often,lol


Here`s one.....maybe more a puzzle than a riddle.
can anyone work out what the last 4 letter word is?


Rats live on no evil ****

STAR !!!!


:hello:

Yay, very good ttw. Star is correct.

Rats live on no evil star

Reads forwards and backwards............:thumbs:

[Legend]

This isn't a riddle in the slightest but i remembered when looking at that one ^^^

Which girls name spells the same forwards and backwards?

[stacey]

Originally posted by Legend
This isn't a riddle in the slightest but i remembered when looking at that one ^^^

Which girls name spells the same forwards and backwards?
hannah and anna

[stacey]

what can you catch but not throw?

[Legend]

Yep, Hannah.

Is it breath stacey?

[Princess]

A cold?

[GiRTh]

Herpes.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
There was a man who hadn't eyes
He went out and viewed the skies
He came to a tree with apples on
He niether took apples off nor left apples on.

Come on dumbos, you havnt got this yet. No good only answering the easy ones.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by The_Hitman
There was a man who hadn't eyes
He went out and viewed the skies
He came to a tree with apples on
He niether took apples off nor left apples on.

Come on dumbos, you havnt got this yet. No good only answering the easy ones.

I don't get it. How did he view the skies with no eyes? Is the answer within that?

How could he take or leave the apples on a tree if he can't see that they are there?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Lauren

I don't get it. How did he view the skies with no eyes? Is the answer within that?

How could he take or leave the apples on a tree if he can't see that they are there?

Its a riddle Lauren. Its not meant to be obvious.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Lauren

I don't get it. How did he view the skies with no eyes? Is the answer within that?

How could he take or leave the apples on a tree if he can't see that they are there?

Its a riddle Lauren. Its not meant to be obvious.

PMSL!
I knew that... :rolleyes:

Gah, I'll let someone smarter get it. :tongue:

[stacey]

Originally posted by Princess
A cold?
woo yeah

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by x-stacey-x
Originally posted by Princess
A cold?
woo yeah

Why not herpes?

[stacey]

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?

[stacey]

Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by x-stacey-x
Originally posted by Princess
A cold?
woo yeah

Why not herpes?
dunno could be :thumbs:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by x-stacey-x
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?

Breath

[Lauren]

Originally posted by x-stacey-x
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?

A breath?

Damnit, was too slow!

[J.C.]

Lauren has five apples and takes three away,
How many apples does she have left?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
Lauren has five apples and takes three away,
How many apples does she have left?

Will I then have 8 apples? :tongue:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by J.C.
Lauren has five apples and takes three away,
How many apples does she have left?
Still five.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by J.C.
Lauren has five apples and takes three away,
How many apples does she have left?
Still five.

Yeah wait, you're right.
I assumed I was taking the 3 apples from elsewhere :whistle:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by J.C.
Lauren has five apples and takes three away,
How many apples does she have left?
Still five.

:hello:

correct..They are still all her apples.:wink:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by J.C.
Lauren has five apples and takes three away,
How many apples does she have left?
Still five.

:hello:

correct..They are still all her apples.:wink:

Haha! Yey!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by J.C.
Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by J.C.
Lauren has five apples and takes three away,
How many apples does she have left?
Still five.

:hello:

correct..They are still all her apples.:wink:

I thank you.

[ttw]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by The_Hitman
There was a man who hadn't eyes
He went out and viewed the skies
He came to a tree with apples on
He niether took apples off nor left apples on.

Come on dumbos, you havnt got this yet. No good only answering the easy ones.

the tree had more then one apple on it, so he took some and left some?....i can't work out the eye thing