UK : National Service for 16 and over including all LGBT

[arista]

Now I have done these threads before
but this in a New updated version.

Any LGBT will be permitted and
they will be in Separate rooms
one each.


The Current PM ( Still in Office) David Cameron PM
has now let Women do Combat
So any 16 year old Girls can also join


Now if you have a Legit Job
National Service is not for you


You will get a basic wage
that will go up if you Perform better.



Now young tibbers : any questions?

[Crimson Dynamo]

:clap1:

How Long for Arista

2 Years?

[Jack_]

This and bringing back the death penalty are two of the dumbest ideas that get floated around in politics

[arista]

:clap1:

How Long for Arista

2 Years?


It depends
if they pass REME exams
they can move on out faster


They will learn to drive : FREE

[arista]

This and bringing back the death penalty are two of the dumbest ideas that get floated around in politics



No Jack
no Death Penalty for the UK,
Sorry

[arista]

Any Disabled can also join.

[VanessaFeltz.]

are we talking about being soldiers as national service?

[arista]

are we talking about being soldiers as national service?


National Service
can go off to many things


If you can not drive a Car
its all Free with us

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://d18lkz4dllo6v2.cloudfront.net/today_uk_import/yg_homepageblock_natserv.jpg?w=660

Dave is onboard

[joeysteele]

Any LGBT will be permitted, as if they should ever be discriminated against in the first place.
What arrogance and how patronising.

[arista]

Any LGBT will be permitted, as if they should ever be discriminated against in the first place.
What arrogance and how patronising.



No Joey
None at all.

When they last had National Service
it was illegal to be Gay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Service_(Armed_Forces)_Act_1939

[arista]

https://d18lkz4dllo6v2.cloudfront.net/today_uk_import/yg_homepageblock_natserv.jpg?w=660

Dave is onboard


Yes LT
today he has confirmed Fit Women
can now go on Combat.

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://media.iwm.org.uk/iwm/mediaLib/156/media-156742/large.jpg

Many of the younger Tibb members are a diabolical liability

In this new way Arista is proposing we can make Will and Tom* into useful citizens

[Samm]

Any LGBT will be permitted, as if they should ever be discriminated against in the first place.
What arrogance and how patronising.

:clap1:

[arista]

http://media.iwm.org.uk/iwm/mediaLib/156/media-156742/large.jpg

Many of the younger Tibb members are a diabolical liability

In this new way Arista is proposing we can make Will and Tom* into useful citizens


Bang On Right LT

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/barracksG1309_468x349.jpg
Dinner is free Lads

[joeysteele]

No Joey
None at all.

When they last had National Service
it was illegal to be Gay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Service_(Armed_Forces)_Act_1939

What relevance should there be as to that for anyone who is and may be now joining this.
The very word permitted as if it should be seen as a privilege is really shockingly patronising.

National service as in conscription was done away with too in the early sixties.

[arista]

What relevance should there be as to that for anyone who is and may be now joining this.
The very word permitted as if it should be seen as a privilege is really shockingly patronising.

National service as in conscription was done away with too in the early sixties.


No Joey
its not rude,
Before they were not Permitted
its 2016 now.

This is a new Version Joey
not like the old days

[arista]

http://www.rfca-yorkshire.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/army-cadets.jpg

Well done lad
your gran is most proud of you

[arista]

http://www.rfca-yorkshire.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/CadetCorporalKeal17withBartonArmyCadetsnewmascotLa ncer.jpg

Thank You Madame

[arista]

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we thank you
Madame

[Mitchell]

No thanks.

[arista]

No thanks.


You are in Full Time Work?

[Mitchell]

You are in Full Time Work?

I'm 20, so I'm presuming it wouldn't apply to me anyway, but as a life long anxiety sufferer, I can tell you now that if national service was introduced and I was in the age bracket for it, I'd rather take my life than do it.

[Mitchell]

However I do think in college there should be something like 15 hours a year doing community service, so working for a charity or picking up litter or something good for the community

[arista]

I'm 20, so I'm presuming it wouldn't apply to me anyway, but as a life long anxiety sufferer, I can tell you now that if national service was introduced and I was in the age bracket for it, I'd rather take my life than do it.

OK
We would not want you to come to any harm


Respect To You
Sir.

[Mitchell]

OK
We would not want you to come to any harm


Respect To You
Sir.

I think the army has changed since national service, we're now tackling terrorist organisations like ISIS and Al Queda, I think it'd be unfair to force that on a 16 year old.

[arista]

I think the army has changed since national service, we're now tackling terrorist organisations like ISIS and Al Queda, I think it'd be unfair to force that on a 16 year old.


No 16 year olds are learning trades
not going onto frontline.


Free Driving a Car Test
REME
Learning Electronics
Learning Cooking
Learning Clothing Stitching
Learning Music


No 16 year old can go onto Frontline

[Shaun]

I assume you did national service, arista?

[arista]

I assume you did national service, arista?


No

But I was in another Division

This thread is not about me
Shaun.

I am sure we have some new trades you need

[T*]

http://media.iwm.org.uk/iwm/mediaLib/156/media-156742/large.jpg



Many of the younger Tibb members are a diabolical liability



In this new way Arista is proposing we can make Will and Tom* into useful citizens



I may be a fag but I am not becoming a solider

[jennyjuniper]

I think it's an excellant idea. Young people who have no discipline in the home can benefit from guidance anddiscipline.
They still have it here in Denmark and a lot of young people seem to enjoy the experience. People are excused if they are in further education or have a medical reason, but otherwise young men and women are required to serve for 2 years from 18-20

[VanessaFeltz.]

I am kinda sick of the old bitter people pushing stupid things on young people.

Let young people live their lives, let them be irresponsible. Life will hit them in future anyways

[VanessaFeltz.]

And i am not targeting anyone specially in my post, there are always some older people doing that and it bothers me.

[Marsh.]

Tom can design new uniforms for the soldiers.

http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2011/07/KLINGER.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

Marsh u are too old but you can be a drill Sargent who gives reach-a-rounds

[arista]

I may be a fag but I am not becoming a solider


Thats No Problem
Unless You are get into Full Work

We will take you in.


Its for your own good

[Mokka]

Tom can design new uniforms for the soldiers.

http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2011/07/KLINGER.jpg

:laugh2:

:lovedup:

Classic Iconic character!!!

[arista]

I am kinda sick of the old bitter people pushing stupid things on young people.
Let young people live their lives, let them be irresponsible. Life will hit them in future anyways

No they want a Free Driving Test
and Many other Skills

[arista]

And i am not targeting anyone specially in my post, there are always some older people doing that and it bothers me.


This Nation
needs the Young
Stronger
and have more basic trades


They will thank our team later
in their Long Lives

[Marsh.]

:laugh2:

:lovedup:

Classic Iconic character!!!

I don't even know who it is. :omgno:

[Tom4784]

I despise the idea of mandatory military service. It should be a choice to go into the military or not, not an obligation.

[arista]

I despise the idea of mandatory military service. It should be a choice to go into the military or not, not an obligation.


Thasts OK Dezzy
your views are Welcome.


We are Helping the UK and its Future.


You could design a Assault Course
For our Young Lads /Girls / LGBT and Disabled
we will Pay you for it.



Thank You Dezzy

[arista]

I think it's an excellant idea. Young people who have no discipline in the home can benefit from guidance anddiscipline.
They still have it here in Denmark and a lot of young people seem to enjoy the experience. People are excused if they are in further education or have a medical reason, but otherwise young men and women are required to serve for 2 years from 18-20


Thank you Jenny
You Are Most Wise.

[T*]

Thats No Problem
Unless You are get into Full Work

We will take you in.


Its for your own good

I ain't ****ing doing service

[arista]

I ain't ****ing doing service

We understand your feeling

But I am sure one of our trades
will make it all worthwhile for you
Young Sir.

[arista]

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Well Done
Young Man

[Babayaro.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/barracksG1309_468x349.jpg
Dinner is free Lads

http://www.rfca-yorkshire.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/army-cadets.jpg

Well done lad
your gran is most proud of you

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Why is arista screenshotting themed gay porn?

[arista]

Why is arista screenshotting themed gay porn?


None of the Photos are that
They are Youngsters in Army Cadets

This is Forward Thinking

[Marsh.]

None of the Photos are that

Those are clearly screen grabs from Corporal Cock. :nono:

[Rob!]

I don't know many LGBT people who would want to do this. Baring arms to the gays is showing off your muscles

[Mystic Mock]

This and bringing back the death penalty are two of the dumbest ideas that get floated around in politics

This.

The thing is again it effects the young people if it was to go ahead, I don't want to do it and I will not be made to do it.

[T*]

We understand your feeling



But I am sure one of our trades

will make it all worthwhile for you

Young Sir.



I am moving to Japan goodbye

[T*]

https://d18lkz4dllo6v2.cloudfront.net/today_uk_import/yg_homepageblock_natserv.jpg?w=660



Dave is onboard



This is not the same thing at all.
NCS is like similar to D of E, it's like a summer camp for 16-17 year olds to do activities to put it on their CV.

[reece(:]

My answer will always be no.

[arista]

My answer will always be no.



Reece
you are a Top Guy.

Under New Laws
you must be in a Legit Full Time Job
or Full Time Education.
If you are NOT
then with regret we
can send Military Police
round to collect you.

I am sorry it came to this
Its not what we wanted

https://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder-content/192/gallery/195_gallery_17_502x335.jpg
.... 5/4..... 5/4
Yes Sgt Bianca ...... Please collect reece
.... handle with care......

[arista]

I am moving to Japan goodbye


Thats Your Right.


We wish you well
Young Sir

[arista]

This.

The thing is again it effects the young people if it was to go ahead, I don't want to do it and I will not be made to do it.

So long as you are in a
Legit Full Time Job
or Full Time Education


We can not Touch you.

So I am sure all will be good , in the end.

[arista]

Those are clearly screen grabs from Corporal Cock. :nono:


No these are Official Heroes
The Civil Service has done some
steller work for us.

We thank you for your Views
Sir.

[reece(:]

Reece
you are a Top Guy.

Under New Laws
you must be in a Legit Full Time Job
or Full Time Education.
If you are NOT
then with regret we
can send Military Police
round to collect you.

I am sorry it came to this
Its not what we wanted

https://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder-content/192/gallery/195_gallery_17_502x335.jpg
.... 5/4..... 5/4
Yes Sgt Bianca ...... Please collect reece
.... handle with care......

I'm in full time education :nono: shoo shoo away you go Bianca!

[arista]

I'm in full time education :nono: shoo shoo away you go Bianca!


Well then you do not need to Diss us

You are a Legit Fella,

[VanessaFeltz.]

This thread is kinda hilarious :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker:

[joeysteele]

So long as you are in a
Legit Full Time Job
or Full Time Education


We can not Touch you.

So I am sure all will be good , in the end.

Sounds more like a form of blackmail to me, hardly something to have in a tolerant democratic society.

[Will.]

Hmm this seems kind of bad I guess?

[Crimson Dynamo]

The young members have nothing to fear apart from hard work and vigorous exercise

It will stop them being slaves to their electronic devices

[arista]

Sounds more like a form of blackmail to me, hardly something to have in a tolerant democratic society.


No its Very fair

[arista]

Hmm this seems kind of bad I guess?


You know what that means


BAD = Funky



Will ,
Learn your History


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Cover_of_Digital_Single_-_Bad_(Afrojack_Remix)_(DJ_Buddha_Edit).jpg

[VanessaFeltz.]

Well there is national services for every male in turkey and it sucks.

It is disgusting and it leaves scars in peoples souls. Not everyone can do such things

[arista]

Well there is national services for every male in turkey and it sucks.
It is disgusting and it leaves scars in peoples souls. Not everyone can do such things



Please do not compare
that Extreme Leader to the UK.


That Political Group
does not Care

[VanessaFeltz.]

erdogan didnt put that rule, it existed probably since turkey was founded.

it is 2016 we do NOT need that mandatory system anywhere in the world.

[Headie]

No https://snusercontent.global.ssl.fastly.net/member-profile-full/33/234133_904074.jpg

[Livia]

The Army doesn't want this. You have to have a good education and qualifications to get into today's Forces, 16 year olds who don't want to be there would be a bloody liability. However, I do agree with some kind of service... working with other young people, caring for the elderly or the disabled, working for the environment. It'd give lots of young people something to put in their CV at least as well as showing them how the rest of society works.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The Army doesn't want this. You have to have a good education and qualifications to get into today's Forces, 16 year olds who don't want to be there would be a bloody liability. However, I do agree with some kind of service... working with other young people, caring for the elderly or the disabled, working for the environment. It'd give lots of young people something to put in their CV at least as well as showing them how the rest of society works.

Yes, middle girl LT has just completed her DOE and a longer and harder version of that should be compulsary

[arista]

Livia
Its Sub Army Section
with their (Army HQ )help.

Now There is Loads of Young tibbers still not on this thread
are they chicken?

[arista]

We must get all these youngster made
better.


Free Driving Test
Free Education

What more do you want?

[arista]

No


Hayden - You are Perfect
all this REME
is ideal for you

http://www.radiomuseum.org/museum/gb/reme-museum-of-technology-west-berkshire/images/gb_reme_logo.jpg

[arista]

http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ohAcfef.jpg

Feel The Force

[Withano]

Making a 16 year old hate their life cus they suck at education seems a bit daft.

There are a lot of people who would benefit but its just not pratical to enforce it on a nation because it wouldnt help alot of the eligible teens whatsoever.

Also where would the money for their free driving lessons and education come from? Increase in tax?

I dont think its a terrible idea. There are a lot of 16-20 year olds on the streets with nothing to do. But you cant force all of them into something.

[arista]

"I dont think its a terrible idea. There are a lot of 16-20 year olds on the streets with nothing to do. But you cant force all of them into something. "

But we will pass new laws
so that those youngsters
WORK full time
do Education and Become a Manager


Or
National Service
with free driving tests
and Free REME
is their other choice


This will be Democratic
and Fair


Times Change For The Better

[arista]

So the many Youngers on this forum
think its not worth giving their views.

I thank all the youngers
that have posted
even if you say no.


Times are changing Very fast now
its good to give all of tibbers
and all reading,
a rough idea
of whats around the corner.

[Mystic Mock]

So long as you are in a
Legit Full Time Job
or Full Time Education


We can not Touch you.

So I am sure all will be good , in the end.

No they're not having me, period.

[Mystic Mock]

The young members have nothing to fear apart from hard work and vigorous exercise

It will stop them being slaves to their electronic devices

Why don't you do it LT if it's so great? After all you must be bored right?:hee:

[arista]

Why don't you do it LT if it's so great? After all you must be bored right?:hee:


No If LT was helping us
he would be a Adviser.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why don't you do it LT if it's so great? After all you must be bored right?:hee:

I have my weather station to run for the Met Office - vital data that is used by the military and big business

its a 365 day operation so I can be spared from the front line


:nono:

[Mystic Mock]

No If LT was helping us
he would be a Adviser.

I've noticed that his gone silent.:laugh:

[arista]

No they're not having me, period.

This would be Law
so if you are exempt for a legit reason

No Problem


However if you are not legit
Military Police will pick you up.

This is a better Future For All

[Mystic Mock]

I have my weather station to run for the Met Office - vital data that is used by the military and big business

its a 365 day operation so I can be spared from the front line


:nono:

Well I'm not being on the front line and the inhumane party known as the Conservatives will not have me or anyone around the 16-20 bracket that doesn't want to do it into doing it, and this time the older generations will be on our side otherwise I'll just take being in Prison if I have to.

I am not potentially gonna get killed just because of petty feuds, and I certainly won't be forced against my will.

[arista]

I've noticed that his gone silent.:laugh:


No he may be out with his Son


Give the fella some respect

[Mystic Mock]

This would be Law
so if you are exempt for a legit reason

No Problem


However if you are not legit
Military Police will pick you up.

This is a better Future For All

I have a legit reason, I choose not to do it, you know as my basic Human Rights that I have? That's my legit reason so **** the Military Police.

[arista]

I have a legit reason, I choose not to do it, you know as my basic Human Rights that I have? That's my legit reason so **** the Military Police.

They are Not Effected
you do not have to go on and Fight
you may then want to be a uber driver
so the FREE driving TEST
is perfect for you.


If you do not pick a option
we are in Full Rights
to pick you up
via Military Police
this is not a fight

It will be New British Law.

[joeysteele]

They are Not Effected
you do not have to go on and Fight
you may then want to be a uber driver
so the FREE driving TEST
is perfect for you.


If you do not pick a option
we are in Full Rights
to pick you up
via Military Police
this is not a fight

It will be New British Law.

Any real idea of how sinister that sounds.
To me it sounds totally unacceptable.

Any kind of blackmail and threats from politicians should have no place in democracy.

[Cherie]

I love being old :flutter: no conscription for me during WW3 just need to worry about having gravy browning to tan my legs

[arista]

Any real idea of how sinister that sounds.
To me it sounds totally unacceptable.

Any kind of blackmail and threats from politicians should have no place in democracy.


Sure you are younger
not used to Future Predictions.

No Way is it blackmail
You Pick ,Work
Education,
or Free National Service.

Its Fantastic Future
People like Joey (Legal Sector) are needed
in our teams
we would pay you 3 times
what you are getting now.

Even Josy (tibb towers ADMIN)
would understand all this.,
and she is a Hi Tech Worker.
We will need her later
for Robot Programming.
So if your Robot Career
looking after any older relatives
has a error.
You will have a Fast Line Call
to Josys Future Team.

[arista]

I love being old :flutter: no conscription for me during WW3 just need to worry about having gravy browning to tan my legs

You are Young At Heart.


Yes in the Event of WW3
you will be of our Future Power Cabinet
so to one of our Bunkers
for you , Madame.

[Crimson Dynamo]

TS could be the Army Chaplin

A voice of kindness and a listening ear

but essentially useless and just another mouth to feed when rations run low

:hehe:

[Mystic Mock]

They are Not Effected
you do not have to go on and Fight
you may then want to be a uber driver
so the FREE driving TEST
is perfect for you.


If you do not pick a option
we are in Full Rights
to pick you up
via Military Police
this is not a fight

It will be New British Law.

Yes and this new British Law (that hasn't even been confirmed yet) is something that's come out of China.

[arista]

Yes and this new British Law (that hasn't even been confirmed yet) is something that's come out of China.


No China is Much Harder than we are.


And of Course its not British Law Yet
but it worth having viewpoints.
Times Are Changing,

[joeysteele]

I never said that people that willingly join up are brain-dead sycophants, I'm saying that the ones that would join up just because the Government would force them too or they go to prison are brain-dead sycophants.

I mean seriously I'd do the few years in prison and get out on good behaviour than dying in a war that the Government forced you into signing up to, which would happen in some cases.

No need to worry Mock,if this ever really comes to fruition,you are 21 next year,you will not be affected by it whatsoever.

I think it a bad idea and wrong to force anyone to do anything against their will and this, as it is set out at present, sounds way out of line to me.

Don''t worry however,it will not in all likelihood apply to you.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think robots will in the next 100 years supersede infantry

The developed nations will wipe out things like ISIS much quicker and hopeful take over the superstitious underdeveloped nations and force them to be peaceful or else

It will be bad news for the middle east and Africa but in the long term very good news, a new imperialism will develop as technology will be the key. I expect that the USA will take over all of South America.