Mophie - Breaking News!

[MarkWaldorf]

:sad:

[Sophii3x]

Sorry everyone it's true:sad:

[Lauren]

:sad:

Awww!
As long as you're both happy about it

[MarkWaldorf]

We both agreed this wasn't the best time in our lives to be a couple. :thumbs:

[Emilee]

Awww you two were so cute.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Emilee
Awww you two were so cute.

Cute or not, It isn't the right time:thumbs:

[stacey]

:sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

:sad:

[Chrizzle]

NOOOOO!

[MarkWaldorf]

:tongue:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
NOOOOO!

It's ok Chris:tongue:
Looks like Chlaura are the originals now:laugh:

[Chrizzle]

Mophie:sad:

[lily.]

This is a sad day for TiBB...:sad:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Mophie:sad:

hehe:laugh:
You can come and visit Chardonnay if you like?

[SiMoN!]

whos going to have the kids

[MarkWaldorf]

Sophie :bigsmile:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Markus™
Sophie :bigsmile:

lol - you got out of that 1 just in time lol

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Sophie :bigsmile:

lol - you got out of that 1 just in time lol

:laugh: I did indeed. I'm not ready for a child.

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Sophie :bigsmile:

lol - you got out of that 1 just in time lol

:laugh: I did indeed. I'm not ready for a child.

lol just lever them with Sophie

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Sophie :bigsmile:

lol - you got out of that 1 just in time lol

:laugh: I did indeed. I'm not ready for a child.

lol just lever them with Sophie

That's the plan yes.:laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Sophie :bigsmile:

lol - you got out of that 1 just in time lol

:laugh: I did indeed. I'm not ready for a child.

lol just lever them with Sophie

That's the plan yes.:laugh:

LOL!! You two :nono:

[Sophii3x]

:shocked: Your still paying support:rolleyes:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Sophie :bigsmile:

lol - you got out of that 1 just in time lol

:laugh: I did indeed. I'm not ready for a child.

lol just lever them with Sophie

That's the plan yes.:laugh:

LOL!! You two :nono:

lol i am just makein sure she hasent left him with the kids

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
:shocked: Your still paying support:rolleyes:

You go girl! :thumbs2:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
:shocked: Your still paying support:rolleyes:

You go girl! :thumbs2:

HAY you started this. :nono:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
:shocked: Your still paying support:rolleyes:

oh no
you should earn your own money lol

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
:shocked: Your still paying support:rolleyes:

oh no
you should earn your own money lol

LMAO! True. Yes. :hello:

[Sophii3x]

:shocked: You two:nono:
He is paying.. End of

[MarkWaldorf]

:nono: I'm not.

[Sophii3x]

Oh yes you are!
Either that or you can have Chardonnay

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
:shocked: Your still paying support:rolleyes:

You go girl! :thumbs2:

HAY you started this. :nono:

You started this by acting like Chardonnay was a burden! :nono:

[MarkWaldorf]

:nono: Then we're taking this to court.

I've hired Lauren as my laywer.

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: I'm not.

DONT LET HER TACK YOU HARD EARED MONEY LOL

IT NOT YOU PROBLEM ANYMORE


LOL

[Lauren]

Okay, as Marks lawyer apparently I have to support him.

Sooo... The baby act of 1976 (Yes it exists, shh) states that as the break up was mutual, Mark is in no way inclined to pay child benefits or child support to Sophie.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: Then we're taking this to court.

I've hired Lauren as my laywer.

Ok, no problem! Chris is my lawyer:bigsmile:

[Emilee]

hi

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: I'm not.

DONT LET HER TACK YOU HARD EARED MONEY LOL

IT NOT YOU PROBLEM ANYMORE


LOL

:laugh3: She won't be from now! :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: I'm not.

DONT LET HER TACK YOU HARD EARED MONEY LOL

IT NOT YOU PROBLEM ANYMORE


LOL

:shocked: Hard earned money... He's 14!!!
And it is his problem.. I want Chardonnay to grow up knowing her daddy

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: Then we're taking this to court.

I've hired Lauren as my laywer.

Ok, no problem! Chris is my lawyer:bigsmile:

:joker: You're going downnnnnn. :thumbs2:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: I'm not.

DONT LET HER TACK YOU HARD EARED MONEY LOL

IT NOT YOU PROBLEM ANYMORE


LOL

:laugh3: She won't be from now! :nono:

LOL SHE WANTED THE BRAT

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: I'm not.

DONT LET HER TACK YOU HARD EARED MONEY LOL

IT NOT YOU PROBLEM ANYMORE


LOL

:shocked: Hard earned money... He's 14!!!
And it is his problem.. I want Chardonnay to grow up knowing her daddy

but he dont want to no it

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: I'm not.

DONT LET HER TACK YOU HARD EARED MONEY LOL

IT NOT YOU PROBLEM ANYMORE


LOL

:laugh3: She won't be from now! :nono:

LOL SHE WANTED THE BRAT

PMSL!!!! :joker:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: Then we're taking this to court.

I've hired Lauren as my laywer.

Ok, no problem! Chris is my lawyer:bigsmile:

:joker: You're going downnnnnn. :thumbs2:

No you are going DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWN bitch:bigsmile:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Markus™
:nono: I'm not.

DONT LET HER TACK YOU HARD EARED MONEY LOL

IT NOT YOU PROBLEM ANYMORE


LOL

:laugh3: She won't be from now! :nono:

LOL SHE WANTED THE BRAT

I didn't:nono: He did

[Chrizzle]

Hello Mrs.Sophii3x called for a lawyer, and here he is:wink:

[Lauren]

I'd also like to add that if subject A (Sophie) continues to harass my client, then we have grounds for sueing.

[MarkWaldorf]

The court date is tonight 5:45pm. :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Whooooo my hero!
Sort them out:laugh:

[Chrizzle]

Mark and *spits* Lauren- your in for a wild ride..

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
I'd also like to add that if subject A (Sophie) continues to harass my client, then we have grounds for sueing.

:shocked:How did I harass him?

[SiMoN!]

g2g now
dont back down Mark

BYEBYE all

[Sophii3x]

Bye Simon:xyxwave:
And ohhhhh he will back down!

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh3: I wont, bye.

[Sophii3x]

Yes you will:cloud:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Yes you will:cloud:

Continual harassment of my client could see you being sued!

:laugh:

[Chrizzle]

Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour:wink: (that won me Hunk of the Year)

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Yes you will:cloud:

Continual harassment of my client could see you being sued!

:laugh:

Just because he's a sleaze who can't take responcability:rolleyes:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour:wink: (that won me Hunk of the Year)

:laugh:
Can you win my case?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour:wink: (that won me Hunk of the Year)

And that wasn't why my lawyer, Lauren, is studying at one of Newcastle's finest college and is soon getting a degree in something big. :thumbs:

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour:wink: (that won me Hunk of the Year)

And that wasn't why my lawyer, Lauren, is studying at one of Newcastle's finest college and is soon getting a degree in something big. :thumbs:

Something big, hey?
Shame you don't know what that something big is.

Someone doesn't know their lawyer very well:whistle:
*gets back to reading Financial Times*

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Yes you will:cloud:

Continual harassment of my client could see you being sued!

:laugh:

Just because he's a sleaze who can't take responcability:rolleyes:

In concordance with the Law, my client is not required to take responsibility for this child as it was born in wedlock!
Furthermore, I have already outlined that this also means my client is not required to pay any sort of support as breakup was mutual.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour:wink: (that won me Hunk of the Year)

And that wasn't why my lawyer, Lauren, is studying at one of Newcastle's finest college and is soon getting a degree in something big. :thumbs:

Something big, hey?
Shame you don't know what that something big is.

Someone doesn't know their lawyer very well:whistle:
*gets back to reading Financial Times*

The reason my client is unaware of my degree levels is because I like to keep my private life private. It's called professionalism!

[Sophii3x]

WTF Lauren:laugh2:
What is wedlock?

[Chrizzle]

He says after quickly asking her on MSN:joker:

Get yer wallet out Mark- Chardonnay is hungry

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
WTF Lauren:laugh2:
What is wedlock?

Both parents were simply in a partnership as opposed to being married. Henceforth, my client (Mark) is not required to take responsibility for the child, and furthermore does not need to pay any form of support unless he agrees otherwise.

[MarkWaldorf]

We're gonna need someone to make the final decision. :hugesmile:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
WTF Lauren:laugh2:
What is wedlock?

Both parents were simply in a partnership as opposed to being married. Henceforth, my client (Mark) is not required to take responsibility for the child, and furthermore does not need to pay any form of support unless he agrees otherwise.

But we were together for around 3-4 months

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
We're going to need someone to make the final decision. :hugesmile:

*hits hammer down* I declare that Sophie will receive financial support from the state as the mother is young. Markus Chapman is not required to make any payments or any responsibility.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
We're going to need someone to make the final decision. :hugesmile:

*cough* Chardonnay!

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
We're going to need someone to make the final decision. :hugesmile:

*hits hammer down* I declare that Sophie will receive financial support from the state as the mother is young. Markus Chapman is not required to make any payments or any responsibility.

I don't think so Missy:nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
We're going to need someone to make the final decision. :hugesmile:

*hits hammer down* I declare that Sophie will receive financial support from the state as the mother is young. Markus Chapman is not required to make any payments or any responsibility.

That's not fair:nono: You are his lawyer

Muahahaha I know his surname *reaches for BT phonebook*

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Markus™
We're going to need someone to make the final decision. :hugesmile:

*hits hammer down* I declare that Sophie will receive financial support from the state as the mother is young. Markus Chapman is not required to make any payments or any responsibility.

I don't think so Missy:nono:

Your client has already shown a misunderstanding of the law. At this present time it is clear that my client is in no way inclined or obligated to make the payments or show responsibility.

[Chrizzle]

Did your client, or did he not provide sperm for baby Chardonnay?

[Sophii3x]

Does Markie know anything about the law?:whistle:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Did your client, or did he not provide sperm for baby Chardonnay?

The DNA results have not yet been produced, as we are aware your client was showing inclinations to other males!

Furthermore, the sperm provided was provided in wedlock with no clear commitments from either parties!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Did your client, or did he not provide sperm for baby Chardonnay?

:laugh2:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Does Markie know anything about the law?:whistle:

You clearly don't darling as you've been questioned on two of your unjustified points today. :thumbs:

[Chrizzle]

Blar blar blar blar blar!

Keep on walking Miss.Fahey.:wavey:

As far as I am concerned, myclient just called a certain Zach, 'hot'.
Which I believe involves no sperm whatsoever.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Does Markie know anything about the law?:whistle:

You clearly don't darling as you've been questioned on two of your unjustified points today. :thumbs:

I am tempted to call you bad names is welsh Markie:rolleyes:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Blar blar blar blar blar!

Keep on walking Miss.Fahey.:wavey:

As far as I am concerned, myclient just called a certain Zach, 'hot'.
Which I believe involves no sperm whatsoever.

We never know what goes on behind closed doors, that may or may not have included sperm. :nono:

Furthermore, there has yet been proof that there was sperm involved in the former Mophie relationship! Simply a claim that my client has yet to comment on since the mother has refused DNA tests!

[Chrizzle]

Yeah well... brb:tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

I'll start the thread now. :bigsmile:

[Sophii3x]

I never refused DNA test
Markie is 100% the father, are you calling me a slag Lauren??

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
I never refused DNA test
Markie is 100% the father, are you calling me a slag Lauren??

You had a baby in wedlock. :whistle: Also, you do not need to be a slag to be unsure of the father.

This court shall not allow words such as "slag" to be thrown between either client or lawyer!

[Sophii3x]

I am not unsure:nono:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
I am not unsure:nono:

My client is :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Admit it. He just can't take the responcibility.. typical man

[Princess]

Awww guys I can't believe you spilt up! :sad:

[Sophii3x]

You have missed lots Laura
Just look throught this thread and the court thread

[Princess]

Will do! :sad:

[Sophii3x]

Okie Dokie:thumbs: