Court - Mark VS Sophie

[MarkWaldorf]

:thumbs: Battle starts here.

[Sophii3x]

Bring it on!

[MarkWaldorf]

*Sits next to Lauren*

[Sophii3x]

*sits next to Chris* *whispers welsh insults towards Markie*

[Chrizzle]

Let the battle commence..

[Lauren]

I introduce to you, Mark. Torn apart, it seems, by Sophie.

Claims of lovechilds, flirting with other people have been thrown between this couple, and now during their breakup we find out that Sophie wants payment!

1) Mark has never commented on the conceiving of this baby, we have simply had Sophies accusations that it is his.

2) Sophie has previously flirting with other male members of the forum, in one instance calling them "hot"

3) As this shows no commitment was involved in Mophie, Mark is therefore not required to show responsibility or make payments to the baby that hasn't even been proven to be his. We don't want cuckoldry to happen, do we?!

[Sophii3x]

Oh please.. Torn apart.. don't make me laugh!
I was the one who was up all night feeding Chardonnay

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Oh please.. Torn apart.. don't make me laugh!
I was the one who was up all night feeding Chardonnay

Unfortunately, thats called being a mother.

[Chrizzle]

Well I introduce Sophie. A lonely mother who has been left with her baby Chardonnay, with no support from the "man" Mark.
May I ask, what kind of a man won't even support his own child.

Pathetic.

[MarkWaldorf]

As of today, I wasn't even sure I was the father. Why should I support a child which is probably not even mine?

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Oh please.. Torn apart.. don't make me laugh!
I was the one who was up all night feeding Chardonnay

Unfortunately, thats called being a mother.

Well he didnt have to go through pregnancy, child birth, weight gain and then sore boobs did he:rolleyes:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Well I introduce Sophie. A lonely mother who has been left with her baby Chardonnay, with no support from the "man" Mark.
May I ask, what kind of a man won't even support his own child.

Pathetic.

1) There is yet to be proof that Mark is the father.
2) Mark and Sophie were not married and so Mark is not lawfully obligated to pay the sum.

[The_Hitman]

Whos had a baby?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Oh please.. Torn apart.. don't make me laugh!
I was the one who was up all night feeding Chardonnay

Unfortunately, thats called being a mother.

Well he didnt have to go through pregnancy, child birth, weight gain and then sore boobs did he:rolleyes:

And why should he?

As I have said before, Mark has no responsibility over the child as it was born in wedlock. No comittment shown.

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Well I introduce Sophie. A lonely mother who has been left with her baby Chardonnay, with no support from the "man" Mark.
May I ask, what kind of a man won't even support his own child.

Pathetic.

1) There is yet to be proof that Mark is the father.
2) Mark and Sophie were not married and so Mark is not lawfully obligated to pay the sum.

Well surely if that was the case, we wouldnt be here battling it out right now.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Well I introduce Sophie. A lonely mother who has been left with her baby Chardonnay, with no support from the "man" Mark.
May I ask, what kind of a man won't even support his own child.

Pathetic.

1) There is yet to be proof that Mark is the father.
2) Mark and Sophie were not married and so Mark is not lawfully obligated to pay the sum.

Well surely if that was the case, we wouldnt be here battling it out right now.

My point exactly, however, your client continues to harass my client.

[Chrizzle]

Well this court case will have to wait.. I have to eat.

Luckily, I have a mother AND father to support me and feed me. Unlike Chardonnay.

[Sophii3x]

I dont harass him
I just want the best for Chardonnay

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
I dont harass him
I just want the best for Chardonnay

I have already offered state payment, but you declined.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I dont harass him
I just want the best for Chardonnay

I have already offered state payment, but you declined.

He should pay for his actions

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I dont harass him
I just want the best for Chardonnay

I have already offered state payment, but you declined.

He should pay for his actions

As should you.

And your payment is being burdened with Chardonnay!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I dont harass him
I just want the best for Chardonnay

I have already offered state payment, but you declined.

He should pay for his actions

As should you.

And your payment is being burdened with Chardonnay!
So it's alright for me to live a life of motherhood while he is free?

[lily.]

entering the courtroom to support Team Mopz is Mark's new bezzie TiBB mate.. Stropz...

*takes a seat...

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I dont harass him
I just want the best for Chardonnay

I have already offered state payment, but you declined.

He should pay for his actions

As should you.

And your payment is being burdened with Chardonnay!
So it's alright for me to live a life of motherhood while he is free?

Would you rather Chardonnay grew up in a house of cuckoldry?

Do the best for Chardonnay and accept state payment!

[Sophii3x]

Hello Linda!
Kick some sence into your new best friend
Make him pay for baby Chardonnay

[Sophii3x]

NO Lauren!
Why should he get away with it!!
He need to carry the responcability

[lily.]

*has a quiet word with Markus about his duty towards young Sophie...

[MarkWaldorf]

I would just like to point out I'm not even sure the baby is mine yet. :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
I would just like to point out I'm not even sure the baby is mine yet. :nono:

Ohh it is!
My lawyer is trying to get hold of someone to prove it:rolleyes:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
*has a quiet word with Markus about his duty towards young Sophie...

:laugh: I'm not paying for a baby that isn't mine.

[lily.]

*shakes head at the underage shenanigans...

So young to be having "relations"... :nono:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
*shakes head at the underage shenanigans...

So young to be having "relations"... :nono:

Correction.
She has. :nono:

[Lauren]

Mark has yet to comment on whether he was involved in conceiving the child.
As his lawyer I can comment that Mark has not had "relations" that could lead to a baby!

[lily.]

PS Soph.. this prolly isn't the best time to say it.. but..

Scotland 21 - Wales 9

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
Mark has yet to comment on whether he was involved in conceiving the child.
As his lawyer I can comment that Mark has not had "relations" that could lead to a baby!

I would to like to point out that me and Sophie have only been together 3 months. The baby was born last week, therefore meaning I can't be the father. :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Stropz
PS Soph.. this prolly isn't the best time to say it.. but..

Scotland 21 - Wales 9

I know:mad:
This is the worse day EVER
Wales gets beaten, Markie and I break up, Accusations that Markie is not Chardonnay's father when he clearly is, and then a court case

[lily.]

Aww... Soph.. .. Ok, Team Mopz is now Team Mopzii... I'm supportin Mark and Sophie now! LoL

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Stropz
Aww... Soph.. .. Ok, Team Mopz is now Team Mopzii... I'm supportin Mark and Sophie now! LoL

Whoooooo:thumbs:

[zachary]

I am the father of Sophie's baby!!! :wavey:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
I am the father of Sophie's baby!!! :wavey:

NO YOU ****ING AINT!!!
Markie is.. I'm trying to get money out of him:mad:

[lily.]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
I am the father of Sophie's baby!!! :wavey:

THE PLOT THICKENS!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
I am the father of Sophie's baby!!! :wavey:

Aaaand, Ladies & Gentleman. I welcome you to exhibit A.

[MarkWaldorf]

I KNEW IT!!

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
I am the father of Sophie's baby!!! :wavey:

NO YOU ****ing AINT!!!
Markie is.. I'm trying to get money out of him:mad:

Don't deny me my child! You know it's mine!

[Sophii3x]

Right.. I want my lawyer.. NOW!

[Lauren]

Zachary, would you like to explain to the court about your secret affair with Sophie and how you want to bring Chardonnay up as your own, please? :tongue:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Markus™
I KNEW IT!!

I'm shocked! And, a wee bit appalled as well!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
I am the father of Sophie's baby!!! :wavey:

NO YOU ****ing AINT!!!
Markie is.. I'm trying to get money out of him:mad:

Don't deny me my child! You know it's mine!

It isn't!!
It's Markies.. Chardonnay has his eyes

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
I KNEW IT!!

I'm shocked! And, a wee bit appalled as well!

I knew she was lying. :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
I KNEW IT!!

I'm shocked! And, a wee bit appalled as well!

It's not true. I think I would renember:rolleyes:

[zachary]

Originally posted by Lauren
Zachary, would you like to explain to the court about your secret affair with Sophie and how you want to bring Chardonnay up as your own, please? :tongue:


From day one I knew Sophie fancied the pants off me. We couldn't hide our feeling for each other. We started an affair behind Mark's back.

And now, i've found out about the baby, I know it's mine. I want Sophie to move in with me where we can live happily together with our baby Chardonnay

:D

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
I KNEW IT!!

I'm shocked! And, a wee bit appalled as well!

It's not true. I think I would renember:rolleyes:

You claimed earlier today that you and Markie had been together for 3 months, correct?

Well for you to have had the baby recently, then it must have been conceived at least 9 months ago.

Do you want to change your story now?

[lily.]

nice try Zacharybinx.. and you would have gotten away with it as well, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Lauren
Zachary, would you like to explain to the court about your secret affair with Sophie and how you want to bring Chardonnay up as your own, please? :tongue:


From day one I knew Sophie fancied the pants off me. We couldn't hide our feeling for each other. We started an affair behind Mark's back.

And now, i've found out about the baby, I know it's mine. I want Sophie to move in with me where we can live happily together with our baby Chardonnay

:D

Why thank you, Zachary!

Court, I would like you to consider young Zachary's appeal, can you keep this man from bringing up his baby?

[Sophii3x]

No. TiBB pregnancies last for 9 weeks:rolleyes:

[Sophii3x]

Where is my ****ing lawyer:mad:

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
No. TiBB pregnancies last for 9 weeks:rolleyes:


9 days actually ;)

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
No. TiBB pregnancies last for 9 weeks:rolleyes:

LMAO! SOPH! That made me laugh :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
No. TiBB pregnancies last for 9 weeks:rolleyes:

LMAO! SOPH! That made me laugh :laugh:

AHEM. :wink:

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Where is my ****ing lawyer:mad:

Baby, I think it's time you told the truth about us :love:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Where is my ****ing lawyer:mad:

Baby, I think it's time you told the truth about us :love:
There is no truth to you and me
I think you are confuzing me with Ash

[Lauren]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Where is my ****ing lawyer:mad:

Baby, I think it's time you told the truth about us :love:

I agree with Zach.

Don't keep your man away from loving you + his baby!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Where is my ****ing lawyer:mad:

Baby, I think it's time you told the truth about us :love:
There is no truth to you and me
I think you are confuzing me with Ash

Perhaps you confused Zach with Mark?

Because it's clear my client is not the baby's father.

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Where is my ****ing lawyer:mad:

Baby, I think it's time you told the truth about us :love:
There is no truth to you and me
I think you are confuzing me with Ash

I could never love her like I love you. Your the mother of my child, goddammit!

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Where is my ****ing lawyer:mad:

Baby, I think it's time you told the truth about us :love:
There is no truth to you and me
I think you are confuzing me with Ash

Perhaps you confused Zach with Mark?

Because it's clear my client is not the baby's father.

I agree.
Let Zach have his baby, and leave me alone about this. :nono:

[Sophii3x]

ARGGGGHHHHH I aint saying nothing until my lawyer reternes

*patches up make up*

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
ARGGGGHHHHH I aint saying nothing until my lawyer reternes

*patches up make up*

Your lawyer realised this was a lost cause as soon as he seen me supporting my client. He's done a runner!

[Chrizzle]

Did someone call for me?

[Sophii3x]

Hello Mr.Chris
Zachary has made false allegations that he is Chardonnay's father:bored:

[Chrizzle]

Zach! May I ask why you have made these false allegations?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Zach! May I ask why you have made these false allegations?

Who said they were false? She banged him, outcome baby.

[Sophii3x]

I have proof here that I declined Zac (second page)
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55745&page=2

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Zach! May I ask why you have made these false allegations?

Who said they were false? She banged him, outcome baby.

PMSL.


But yes, on a serious note - Zachary has shown interest in bringing the baby up. There has also been evidence of a past between Zach and Mr. Chris' client. :nono:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
I have proof here that I declined Zac (second page)
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55745&page=2

U2U's are a very secretive way of having a relationship.

Furthermore, if you really wanted a father for Chardonnay like you are claiming, why not allow Zachary?

[Chrizzle]

Aww evidence- I do love evidence:hugesmile:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Zach! May I ask why you have made these false allegations?

Who said they were false? She banged him, outcome baby.

:shocked: MARK
I did not 'bang' him

[zachary]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Zach! May I ask why you have made these false allegations?

False allegation?!! We had a sordid affair where we concieved a baby....that is the truth!

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Zach! May I ask why you have made these false allegations?

Who said they were false? She banged him, outcome baby.

:shocked: MARK
I did not 'bang' him

it takes two to tango, baby....remember? :kiss::lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Zach! May I ask why you have made these false allegations?

Who said they were false? She banged him, outcome baby.

:shocked: MARK
I did not 'bang' him

Well you obviously didn't have tea if a baby's involved.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I have proof here that I declined Zac (second page)
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55745&page=2

U2U's are a very secretive way of having a relationship.

Furthermore, if you really wanted a father for Chardonnay like you are claiming, why not allow Zachary?

But Markie was the one I 'LOVED'
Zach is with Ash

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I have proof here that I declined Zac (second page)
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55745&page=2

U2U's are a very secretive way of having a relationship.

Furthermore, if you really wanted a father for Chardonnay like you are claiming, why not allow Zachary?

But Markie was the one I 'LOVED'
Zach is with Ash

Unfortunately the law states that Mark does not have any responsibility over Chardonnay (including payment schemes).

[Lauren]

And with this I end todays court settlement. :thumbs:
*Mark leaves with lawyer*

[Sophii3x]

Cachi twrw:rolleyes:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
And with this I end todays court settlement. :thumbs:
*Mark leaves with lawyer*

Watch out, he'll bang you:joker:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
And with this I end todays court settlement. :thumbs:
*Mark leaves with lawyer*

Glad that's sorted. :thumbs: Thank you.

[Chrizzle]

Lmfao

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Cachi twrw:rolleyes:

Na yn rhegi!

[Sophii3x]

Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
*snatches keys off Markie*

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
*snatches keys off Markie*

You have to bring up the baby in Wales.
That's my London flat. :thumbs:

[Chrizzle]

While all this was happening, Chardonnay escaped from the seating area outside and is now missing..

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Cachi twrw:rolleyes:

Na yn rhegi!

Pam? mae hyn i gyd yn cachi twrw

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Cachi twrw:rolleyes:

Na yn rhegi!

Pam? mae hyn i gyd yn cachi twrw

"Cachi" :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
*snatches keys off Markie*

You have to bring up the baby in Wales.
That's my London flat. :thumbs:

Who said that?
My parents wont even speek o me anymore...

Ohh it can be like the movie 'The Break up':laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
While all this was happening, Chardonnay escaped from the seating area outside and is now missing..

PMSL!

Well... that settles that court case.

[zachary]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
While all this was happening, Chardonnay escaped from the seating area outside and is now missing..

HAHA :laugh2:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
While all this was happening, Chardonnay escaped from the seating area outside and is now missing..

NOOOOOO Chardonnay
*runs*

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Cachi twrw:rolleyes:

Na yn rhegi!

Pam? mae hyn i gyd yn cachi twrw

"Cachi" :nono:

It's all bullshit darling

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
*snatches keys off Markie*

You have to bring up the baby in Wales.
That's my London flat. :thumbs:

Who said that?
My parents wont even speek o me anymore...

Ohh it can be like the movie 'The Break up':laugh:

Your living with me, sweetie. North London it is! :dance2:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Cachi twrw:rolleyes:

Na yn rhegi!

Pam? mae hyn i gyd yn cachi twrw

"Cachi" :nono:

It's all bullshit darling

Na yn rhegi! :laugh:

[Emilee]

Dam it my welsh language skills are failing me.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
*snatches keys off Markie*

You have to bring up the baby in Wales.
That's my London flat. :thumbs:

Who said that?
My parents wont even speek o me anymore...

Ohh it can be like the movie 'The Break up':laugh:

Your living with me, sweetie. North London it is! :dance2:

Good luck. :laugh:

[Dan_]

*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
*snatches keys off Markie*

You have to bring up the baby in Wales.
That's my London flat. :thumbs:

Who said that?
My parents wont even speek o me anymore...

Ohh it can be like the movie 'The Break up':laugh:

Your living with me, sweetie. North London it is! :dance2:

But I payed halfs for that flat:sad:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

:shocked:YES!! Thanks Dan

[Emilee]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

LMAO.
I was going to join in this when it started but i was banned :mad:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

:shocked:YES!! Thanks Dan

Dr.Ferns is happy to be of assistance.

:thumbs:.

[Sophii3x]

Take that Markie. It now proves that you are Chardonnay's daddy:laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

How do you know about Zachs sperm?

Anyway, me and my client have officially left this courtroom.

Courtcase = Over.

[zachary]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

That's ABSURD!!! My sperm count is fine!!

[Sophii3x]

It can't be over. We have new evidence

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

How do you know about Zachs sperm?

Anyway, me and my client have officially left this courtroom.

Courtcase = Over.

I'm a doctor and he came to me so to speak with this problem so I refered him to doctor love and he informed me of his sperm count.

I'm far better than Dr.Nick Rivera.

[zachary]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

How do you know about Zachs sperm?

Anyway, me and my client have officially left this courtroom.

Courtcase = Over.

I'm a doctor and he came to me so to speak with this problem so I refered him to doctor love and he informed me of his sperm count.

I'm far better than Dr.Nick Rivera.

Everyone is better than Dr Nick!!!

My sperm count in perfect!! You must have the wrong person..sorry....i know that baby is mine!!

I'll be wearing a Spiderman costume 2moro and climb up some buliding if I dont get my baby!!

[Dan_]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by BB fernzy
*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.

That's ABSURD!!! My sperm count is fine!!

Your medical records suggest otherwise.I can book you in with no sperm anonymous.The first step to recovery is admitting to your problem.

[Sophii3x]

Your not kidnapping my baby Zac:nono:

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Your not kidnapping my baby Zac:nono:

Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family! :bawling:

[Dan_]

This man is clearly a fraud.He is only trying to claim to be the father as a way of selling on the baby to tibb's newest couple Sol and Ella(Solla)

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Your not kidnapping my baby Zac:nono:

Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family! :bawling:

But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
This man is clearly a fraud.He is only trying to claim to be the father as a way of selling on the baby to tibb's newest couple Sol and Ella(Solla)

:shocked: Nobody is selling my Chardonnay

[zachary]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
This man is clearly a fraud.He is only trying to claim to be the father as a way of selling on the baby to tibb's newest couple Sol and Ella(Solla)

Objection...that is a false claim, sir!!

[Sophii3x]

:bawling: I'm off

[zachary]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Your not kidnapping my baby Zac:nono:

Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family! :bawling:

But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count

Even if it is low (WHICH IT DEF. ISNT) it only takes one sperm to make a baby

[Dan_]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Your not kidnapping my baby Zac:nono:

Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family! :bawling:

But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count

Even if it is low (WHICH IT DEF. ISNT) it only takes one sperm to make a baby

I'd like to remind you that Sophie is underage and by claiming to have had sex with her you're breaking the law.End this absurd claim now sonny or you'll be doing time.

[Sophii3x]

HAHA:laugh2: I never thought of that!!

[zachary]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Your not kidnapping my baby Zac:nono:

Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family! :bawling:

But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count

Even if it is low (WHICH IT DEF. ISNT) it only takes one sperm to make a baby

I'd like to remind you that Sophie is underage and by claiming to have had sex with her you're breaking the law.End this absurd claim now sonny or you'll be doing time.

OK, the truth is that..........Sophie raped me :bawling::bawling:

[Sophii3x]

WTF.. How can a girl rape a boy:rolleyes:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by zacharybinx
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Your not kidnapping my baby Zac:nono:

Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family! :bawling:

But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count

Even if it is low (WHICH IT DEF. ISNT) it only takes one sperm to make a baby

I'd like to remind you that Sophie is underage and by claiming to have had sex with her you're breaking the law.End this absurd claim now sonny or you'll be doing time.

OK, the truth is that..........Sophie raped me :bawling::bawling:

PMSL!!

:shocked:!!!!!!!!!

[Sophii3x]

Soooooooo Case Closed:bigsmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Soooooooo Case Closed:bigsmile:

I did say this many pages ago :whistle:

[Princess]

Oh dear! That was nasty.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
WTF.. How can a girl rape a boy:rolleyes:

Viagra. :eureka:

[Sophii3x]

Aww you stole my moment:laugh:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Princess
Oh dear! That was nasty.

LMAO
I'm not sure what the final verdict was actually.. but it doesn't really matter:laugh:

[Princess]

So Jamsha and Mophie have spilt? Not a good day for TiBB love :sad:

[Sophii3x]

hehe

Chlaura are still going strong?:laugh:

[SiMoN!]

:joker::joker:
i was only asking who gets the baby

[Princess]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe

Chlaura are still going strong?:laugh:

*nods*

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
:joker::joker:
i was only asking who gets the baby

BOOOOOO you Simon
You started all this off:nono::laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
:joker::joker:
i was only asking who gets the baby

Pmsl! Look what you started!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe

Chlaura are still going strong?:laugh:

*nods*

Yey! But Mophie may return.. so watch this space.

(Or I will never speek to Markie again because of all this)

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
:joker::joker:
i was only asking who gets the baby

BOOOOOO you Simon
You started all this off:nono::laugh:

:shocked: me - i wouldent do that

lol i ma still readinf this to see who wins

[Princess]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe

Chlaura are still going strong?:laugh:

*nods*

Yey! But Mophie may return.. so watch this space.

(Or I will never speek to Markie again because of all this)

You know because of all this you've had the orginal get together interview the break up,tomorrow is your one with Chardonnay(sp) for public symphaty(cry a lot!)if you get back together you'll get loads of money! But it had to be genuine.I had publicity stunt couples.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
:joker::joker:
i was only asking who gets the baby

BOOOOOO you Simon
You started all this off:nono::laugh:

:shocked: me - i wouldent do that

lol i ma still readinf this to see who wins

No one won really!!
Markie was saying that Chardonnay wasn't his, then Zac came and said that he was the father. I obviously denied and then Dan came and said that it was impossible for Zac to have kids because of a low sperm count and that he was saying that it was his to sell it to Ella and Sol.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe

Chlaura are still going strong?:laugh:

*nods*

Yey! But Mophie may return.. so watch this space.

(Or I will never speek to Markie again because of all this)

You know because of all this you've had the orginal get together interview the break up,tomorrow is your one with Chardonnay(sp) for public symphaty(cry a lot!)if you get back together you'll get loads of money! But it had to be genuine.I had publicity stunt couples.

Ohhh fab! I'll have to ask him first.. If he even wants to talk to me:sad:

[Princess]

Give it a month or two. It won't seem genuine otherwise.

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
:joker::joker:
i was only asking who gets the baby

BOOOOOO you Simon
You started all this off:nono::laugh:

:shocked: me - i wouldent do that

lol i ma still readinf this to see who wins

No one won really!!
Markie was saying that Chardonnay wasn't his, then Zac came and said that he was the father. I obviously denied and then Dan came and said that it was impossible for Zac to have kids because of a low sperm count and that he was saying that it was his to sell it to Ella and Sol.

lol i am just reading were zac comes in.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Princess
Give it a month or two. It won't seem genuine otherwise.

LMAO
I'll give it a year:joker:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Princess
Give it a month or two. It won't seem genuine otherwise.

LMAO
I'll give it a year:joker:

Oooh very Fran and Natasha! Ya might wanna get engaged :wink:

[Sophii3x]

Didn't Fran and Natasha split up again?

[Dan_]

Yeah they did.

[Sophii3x]

Thought so!
I hate Fran anyways.. he's Jodie Marsh's ex