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Will.
19-07-2016, 09:24 PM
Thoughts?

Firewire
19-07-2016, 09:25 PM
No

Marsh.
19-07-2016, 09:25 PM
No. They're 2009 honey.

Firewire
19-07-2016, 09:25 PM
Skinny blue jeans however

Jack_
19-07-2016, 09:25 PM
In this weather? You must be joking

Jason.
19-07-2016, 09:28 PM
In this weather? You must be joking

The thought of this D:

Marsh.
19-07-2016, 09:28 PM
In this weather? You must be joking

The thought of this D:

Ross Gellar sweating in his tight leather pants teas

Samm
19-07-2016, 09:29 PM
In the summer hmm no babes

TomC
19-07-2016, 09:30 PM
I wore them to work today :( I almost died.

Braden
19-07-2016, 09:30 PM
2007.

reece(:
19-07-2016, 09:30 PM
Light blue, grey and dark blue (but not the old gardener blue colour) >>

Samm
19-07-2016, 09:31 PM
I might have to start getting skinny black women's jeans soon because the men's sizes are starting not to fit, I need smaller sizes

Jack_
19-07-2016, 09:31 PM
I was out with my friend yesterday and she was wearing black jeans, she almost ended up buying a dress to change into cause she was so uncomfortable

Shorts and t shirts are the way forward from May to September

Will.
19-07-2016, 09:32 PM
No. They're 2009 honey.

What do you know about fashion.

Will.
19-07-2016, 09:32 PM
Skinny blue jeans however

They make me look fat

Marsh.
19-07-2016, 09:33 PM
They make me look fat

No honey, the cake makes you look fat.

Crimson Dynamo
19-07-2016, 09:33 PM
Only if ripped

Amy Jade
19-07-2016, 09:34 PM
I wear a lot of dresses in the summer, I hate wearing jeans but if I do i'll wear white ones

Will.
19-07-2016, 09:35 PM
No honey, the cake makes you look fat.

http://www.bravotv.com/sites/nbcubravotv/files/legacy/u204014/DrinkThrow.gif

LaLaLand
19-07-2016, 09:37 PM
Ripped ones yeah.

Just buy a cheap black pair and rip them yourself, I do, have done for years with scissors and sandpaper.. they're not skinny, skinny doesn't do me!

Braden
19-07-2016, 09:38 PM
I actually really like black skinny jeans though. I don't think they ever go out of fashion tbh.

Will.
19-07-2016, 09:40 PM
When did they come into fashion?

Mokka
19-07-2016, 09:47 PM
Skinny blue jeans however

Light blue, grey and dark blue (but not the old gardener blue colour) >>

Not me being in fashion for the first time in 10 years :fan:

hijaxers
19-07-2016, 09:50 PM
Thoughts?

No have ya not checked out Rylan gyrating in his godawful skinny black jeans - dunno about sexy he reminds me of Max Wall ! The sight of him should be enough to put anyone off.

Will.
19-07-2016, 09:51 PM
No have ya not checked out Rylan gyrating in his godawful skinny black jeans - dunno about sexy her reminds me of Max Wall ! The sight of him should be enough to put anyone off.

They look super skinny to me, not skinny.

hijaxers
19-07-2016, 09:56 PM
They look super skinny to me, not skinny.

Depends if you have chicken legs surely - Emma's kneecaps are wider than Rylans thighs , he always looks like he has rickets.

_Tom_
19-07-2016, 10:15 PM
Yes! Ripped jeans look hideous though :umm2:

Maru
20-07-2016, 12:23 AM
Everything in my size here is skinny jeans. It's very hard to find a looser, more comfortable pair of jeans now :notimpressed:

Ammi
20-07-2016, 03:28 AM
...they're black and they're skinny and it's thirty degree heat ...the only way forward with that Will would be legs first into an iced pool...but maybe they'll have their forward time when it gets cooler...I bought some white and khaki ones at the weekend..khaki is the way forward, Will...

arista
20-07-2016, 04:09 AM
Thoughts?


Yes so long as your Legs fit into them
etc.

jennyjuniper
20-07-2016, 05:08 AM
I've never liked the look of skinny jeans, whatever the colour. If a person is thin they make their legs look like pipestems and if the person is a little on the chubby side, they show up every bump and crease.
Old fashioned I may be, but boot cut jeans are the ones for me.

kirklancaster
20-07-2016, 06:05 AM
Depends if you have chicken legs surely - Emma's kneecaps are wider than Rylans thighs , he always looks like he has rickets.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

kirklancaster
20-07-2016, 06:07 AM
I've never liked the look of skinny jeans, whatever the colour. If a person is thin they make their legs look like pipestems and if the person is a little on the chubby side, they show up every bump and crease.
Old fashioned I may be, but boot cut jeans are the ones for me.

Absolutely Jenny. Another thing is - seriously - men can become impotent through wearing jeans that are too tight.

Jake.
20-07-2016, 06:10 AM
not when it's like 30 degrees but overall yes, they go with literally everything (not too skinny, mind)

kirklancaster
20-07-2016, 06:13 AM
Thoughts?

Sorry Will - in 'Fashion' there is NO 'way forward' because 'it has ALL been done before'. The trick for the clothing industry is, to wait long enough, then revive a mode with a little 'tweak' here and there.

I see 'fashionable' young guys walking around now in new clothes which they could have 'nicked' from my wardrobe in the late 60's.

They Do look smart though. :hee:

Josy
20-07-2016, 07:35 AM
Horrible creations and skinny joggers are even worse

TT350
20-07-2016, 07:55 AM
Not when you have thighs like mine.

kirklancaster
20-07-2016, 08:07 AM
Here is the greatest propoponent of wearing tight black heans Will - The Great Max Wall:

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8cECQ83wsrJaZFAhLPZNv0Wz5XRADb tQM9SkKcXc3H_x5goF80A

But he still looks better than this:

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9-ObwejqgUcm2g2qtLiL8zaX9NZ2hKcTHevza41ahsQyevDfQ

Beware what you wear Will - Old photo's can come back to haunt you. :laugh:

Mokka
20-07-2016, 06:06 PM
I've never liked the look of skinny jeans, whatever the colour. If a person is thin they make their legs look like pipestems and if the person is a little on the chubby side, they show up every bump and crease.
Old fashioned I may be, but boot cut jeans are the ones for me.

I find they hold in and smooth out all the bumps and creases jenny... but I just started wearing them for the first time. I find every time I go shopping for jeans or even dress pants for work lately... all the styles in the store are skinny.. unless I admit my age and buy from the mature ladies section... and then I feel like a grandma in those pants

So being the cheap bastard that I am... I just started wearing my daughters cast off skinny jeans... and I kinda like them. They are way more comfortable than I expected.

Babayaro.
20-07-2016, 06:24 PM
I prefer Skinny stretch nowadays, I wore a super skinny pair once and it looked terrible. For the summer though the best you can do is slim/skinny (stretch) denim shorts.

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-07-2016, 06:26 PM
On women yes, on men no. I can't stand seeing some men's puny little legs in tight jeans.

Crimson Dynamo
20-07-2016, 07:02 PM
how about a lovely pair of skinny jeans turned up, no socks, tassled loafers, a tweed suit jacket 2 sizes too small and a scooped neck girls t-shirt?

oh and your iphone in your trouser pocket so it bulges out

then you can look like any **** guy from essex

:umm2:

kirklancaster
20-07-2016, 07:09 PM
how about a lovely pair of skinny jeans turned up, no socks, tassled loafers, a tweed suit jacket 2 sizes too small and a scooped neck girls t-shirt?

oh and your iphone in your trouser pocket so it bulges out

then you can look like any **** guy from essex

:umm2:

FFS :joker::joker::joker: Such a gift for descriptive prose. :hee:

armand.kay
20-07-2016, 07:16 PM
I wear more slim fit jeans, my butt isn't very forgiving when it comes to really skinny jeans.

jennyjuniper
20-07-2016, 07:54 PM
Absolutely Jenny. Another thing is - seriously - men can become impotent through wearing jeans that are too tight.

I'd heard of that Kirk. Something to do with lowering their sperm count isn't it?

jennyjuniper
20-07-2016, 07:55 PM
I find they hold in and smooth out all the bumps and creases jenny... but I just started wearing them for the first time. I find every time I go shopping for jeans or even dress pants for work lately... all the styles in the store are skinny.. unless I admit my age and buy from the mature ladies section... and then I feel like a grandma in those pants

So being the cheap bastard that I am... I just started wearing my daughters cast off skinny jeans... and I kinda like them. They are way more comfortable than I expected.

All I can say is Mokka, lucky you that you can get into your daughters jeans.:wavey:

Will.
20-07-2016, 07:57 PM
Yes so long as your Legs fit into them
etc.

I'm like a 32/34

Mokka
20-07-2016, 08:22 PM
All I can say is Mokka, lucky you that you can get into your daughters jeans.:wavey:

I got fit this summer :hehe:

none of my old clothes fit and I hate shopping... and like I said... when I did shop, they were all the same style as the ones my daughter cast aside... so what the hell and why not.

kirklancaster
20-07-2016, 08:42 PM
I'd heard of that Kirk. Something to do with lowering their sperm count isn't it?

It is Jenny. There has been lots of research carried out - all with the same conclusions. It has been a long time, but I still remember my tight ice blue jeans with 3" turnups, worn with a long-sleeve white V neck and suitable 'Kookie' Ray Bans (Edd Byrnes 77 Sunset Strip - remember them Jenny?)

Thank God tight jeans didn't lower my sperm count. :hee: I wasn't wearing them long to be fair as fashions quickly changed.

kirklancaster
20-07-2016, 08:44 PM
I got fit this summer :hehe:

none of my old clothes fit and I hate shopping... and like I said... when I did shop, they were all the same style as the ones my daughter cast aside... so what the hell and why not.

What? How fit do you want to be - you are as slim as they come - or look it, anyway. .

Mokka
20-07-2016, 09:41 PM
What? How fit do you want to be - you are as slim as they come - or look it, anyway. .

I said I was going for fit.. not skinny.

Skinny is something I have never been nor never will be tbh

ebandit
16-03-2017, 08:03 AM
...ashamed to say i'm 57 and wear skinny fit jeans ( shorts today though it's mild )

....luckily i'm slim but sometimes i think i'm taking the.................pi**

Mark L

Babayaro.
16-03-2017, 08:39 AM
I prefer Skinny stretch nowadays, I wore a super skinny pair once and it looked terrible. For the summer though the best you can do is slim/skinny (stretch) denim shorts.

Idiot, wrong!


I can only wear slim fitting jeans now and I much prefer loose fitting shorts.

arista
16-03-2017, 08:47 AM
Thoughts?


Not for Women
as it gives them a Bad Back

Ref: Ch5HD News report,yesterday

arista
16-03-2017, 08:49 AM
I love my black skinny jeans!


How is your back?