E-wedding of Lindan

[Dan_]

*turns up at the church in pimpmobile*

Where is everyone? Have I just slept through a whole day? :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

I'm here:hello:

[Ella]

Lmao! Nice pimpin automobile Dan! :bigsmile:

[Dan_]

*phone rings*

It's Jay, he says he only just woke up :rolleyes:.Anyone else fancy being best man? :laugh:

[Chrizzle]

Heeey Im here:angel:

*practising song*

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Heeey Im here:angel:

*practising song*

I thought we were sinigng together :sad:

[~Kizwiz~]

.............. so we have a groom........ but where is the bride?

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/liebe/d054.gif

[Chrizzle]

We are:bigsmile:

I've forgotten what we're singing though. Im just doing voice exercises.

Lalalalalala

[andybigbro]

Wooooooooo

Have a great Day Linda and Dan

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
We are:bigsmile:

I've forgotten what we're singing though. Im just doing voice exercises.

Lalalalalala

Oh I see lol, I'll practice with you..Tra lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Dan_]

Where's the reverend? The wedding is a sham, :yuk:

[lily.]

Originally posted by kizwiz
.............. so we have a groom........ but where is the bride?

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/liebe/d054.gif

Present ma'am!

[Chrizzle]

What are we singing then El?

[Ella]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Where's the reverend? The wedding is a sham, :yuk:

Now now then! Things can only get better :thumbs2:

[~Kizwiz~]

The Rev Red.... has just popped out for some smokes......lol... dirty little Vicar that he is :hugesmile:

[Sophii3x]

Linda!! You never got me my outfit:sad:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
What are we singing then El?

i don't have a clue babe..any ideas?? :dance:

[Chrizzle]

How about... Could it be magic by Take That.

Nice and cheesy:angel:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Linda!! You never got me my outfit:sad:

Soph.. I've been sick all day.. I'm gunna have to throw a last minute one together.. :sad:

[Dan_]

There's been an e-traffic jam, wedding will comence shortly.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Linda!! You never got me my outfit:sad:

Soph.. I've been sick all day.. I'm gunna have to throw a last minute one together.. :sad:

Aww have you:sad:
Ok, but make sure it's niice:hugesmile:

[Ruth*Star]

I'm Here, Sorry if i'm late.

[MarkWaldorf]

*bursts through doors* I'm...he...here.

:spin2:

[Sophii3x]

There has been an e-traffic jam Markie
We have to wait :sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

Some reception. :rolleyes: :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
There has been an e-traffic jam Markie
We have to wait :sad:

Why? What? When?

[Dan_]

Woo it's the aisle boy :cheer2:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sophii3x
There has been an e-traffic jam Markie
We have to wait :sad:

Why? What? When?

I dunno. Dan just said it:laugh:

[Ruth*Star]

is there a seating plan here or do i e-sit where i want.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Woo it's the aisle boy :cheer2:

LOL Yes tis. Blizzards out there. :bored:

Ruth, anywhere you want. :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

Where is everyone:nono:
Lauren isn't here, Kiz isn't here, Red isn't here

[Ruth*Star]

must be a really bad e-trafic jam.

[Red Moon]

I'm here - had to get some e-cigars

[Princess]

I'm here!Am I late?

[MarkWaldorf]

Woo, It's filling up. :cheer2:

[Sophii3x]

Yey! More people:bouncy:

[~Kizwiz~]

I'm here

[Dan_]

I've not got room to move with all these people, best man needed :sad:

[lily.]

Where's muh boy Davie.. he's got front-row reserved seats..

Oh, and Laura-Lou.. only the best seats for u muh dear!

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
How about... Could it be magic by Take That.

Nice and cheesy:angel:

Ohh yeah that sounds like a good song to sing! Lets practice!

[MarkWaldorf]

Yay Kizwiz is here. Omg it's kizwiz. Yay! :elephant: :laugh: I'm not hyper. :rolleyes:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Markus™
Yay Kizwiz is here. Omg it's kizwiz. Yay! :elephant: :laugh: I'm not hyper. :rolleyes:

LMAO! Someones been drinking to much Bucksfizz

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Markus™
Yay Kizwiz is here. Omg it's kizwiz. Yay! :elephant: :laugh: I'm not hyper. :rolleyes:

LMAO! Someones been drinking to much Bucksfizz

Lmfao. What's that? :hugesmile:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Stropz
Where's muh boy Davie.. he's got front-row reserved seats..

Oh, and Laura-Lou.. only the best seats for u muh dear!

YAY!*sits in front*

How about... Could it be magic by Take That.

Nice and cheesy

YAY! :thumbs2:

[Arneldo]

Ive got me new hat :hugesmile:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Markus™
Yay Kizwiz is here. Omg it's kizwiz. Yay! :elephant: :laugh: I'm not hyper. :rolleyes:

LMAO! Someones been drinking to much Bucksfizz

Lmfao. What's that? :hugesmile:

Lol I think its Champagne mixed with Orange juice

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Markus™
Yay Kizwiz is here. Omg it's kizwiz. Yay! :elephant: :laugh: I'm not hyper. :rolleyes:

:whistle:

You can bow down to me now...lol

[lily.]

Sophie's dress

[Chrizzle]

*practises* Lalala

[lily.]

Lauren's dress..

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Markus™
Yay Kizwiz is here. Omg it's kizwiz. Yay! :elephant: :laugh: I'm not hyper. :rolleyes:

LMAO! Someones been drinking to much Bucksfizz

Lmfao. What's that? :hugesmile:

Lol I think its Champagne mixed with Orange juice

Lmao, I don't drink so it can't be that.

[lily.]

And, kiz.. the lady in red...

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
*practises* Lalala

Could it be magic :thumbs2:...lalalalalalaaaaa

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Markus™
Yay Kizwiz is here. Omg it's kizwiz. Yay! :elephant: :laugh: I'm not hyper. :rolleyes:

:whistle:

You can bow down to me now...lol

:nono: In your dreamss.

[Dan_]

Wedding will commence at 10pm :thumbs:

[Chrizzle]

Could it be magic:dazzler:

I think Im ready to sing:thumbs:

[andybigbro]

Just would like to say Have a great Day Guys

You two deserve it:lovedup:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Stropz
Sophie's dress

:shocked: I LOVE it!!
*takes clothes off* *puts dress on*

[~Kizwiz~]

Nice dresses Ms Stropz

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Wedding will commence at 10pm :thumbs:

Oooh, clash with Shamless but i wudnt miss you and Linda's big day.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Could it be magic:dazzler:

I think Im ready to sing:thumbs:
Me to! Yaaaay! :thumbs2:

[lily.]

and of course.. MINE:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/W4.jpg

[lily.]

Originally posted by bb4eva
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Wedding will commence at 10pm :thumbs:

Oooh, clash with Shamless but i wudnt miss you and Linda's big day.

LMAO.. yeah, this wedding is guna have more plot twists than shameless and lost put together!

[Sophii3x]

Whooo Linda you look lovley:bigsmile:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by bb4eva
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Wedding will commence at 10pm :thumbs:

Oooh, clash with Shamless but i wudnt miss you and Linda's big day.

You may have to step in as best man :shocked:

[Princess]

Chris are you singing TT??? :shocked: I wanna!

[Chrizzle]

Sorry Laura, me and Ella are the singers so muuhh:hello:

[Princess]

But its TT! Ok just let me stamp my foot like Markie! does!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Whooo Linda you look lovley:bigsmile:

as do you dah-lin.. :spin:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Sorry Laura, me and Ella are the singers so muuhh:hello:

Lol harsh!

'Citing

[Chrizzle]

*gives Ella skimpy choir outfit*

Put this on, and keep rehearsing

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by bb4eva
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Wedding will commence at 10pm :thumbs:

Oooh, clash with Shamless but i wudnt miss you and Linda's big day.

You may have to step in as best man :shocked:


Ohh well then i definlty wont miss it lol

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
*gives Ella skimpy choir outfit*

Put this on, and keep rehearsing

Lol! Cheeky! :tongue:

*Puts outfit on and starts singing and dancing about like a loon*

[lily.]

Originally posted by Princess
But its TT! Ok just let me stamp my foot like Markie! does!

How great is ur signature girl??????????? did u make that?

[Chrizzle]

Ok calm down El- we dont wanna ruin the surprise of our act.

So about that dance routine.
At the end its left right, forward clap, back. Got it?

[Princess]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Princess
But its TT! Ok just let me stamp my foot like Markie! does!

How great is ur signature girl??????????? did u make that?

Nah Markie did for my Secret Valentine as well as two other ones! I looveee him :laugh: Its so me init!

[lily.]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/GA/pmcmlm.gif

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/GA/loveom.gif

Those are muh fave sigs for usin in the GA forum

[Ella]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Ok calm down El- we dont want to ruin the surprise of our act.

So about that dance routine.
At the end its left right, forward clap, back. Got it?
yeah I got it...I think :kiss:

[sol]

YES! Just in time, lmao :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

BTW.. Markie and Ella.. Bucks Fizz is Champagne & Orange Juice.. It's niice :bigsmile:

[lily.]

Hell yeah it is.. How great is that.. I want Markie to get me in the next Secret Santa... *plots a way to fix it*... :rolleyes:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Stropz
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/GA/pmcmlm.gif

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/GA/loveom.gif

Those are muh fave sigs for usin in the GA forum

Awww I love the quote from the first one! I cried at that :lovedup: George is well sweet as well! Bless.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
BTW.. Markie and Ella.. Bucks Fizz is Champagne & Orange Juice.. It's niice :bigsmile:
Lol yeah I said that before lol..It is nice, but doesnt get me drunk haha, Stropz what drinks have you got?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Hell yeah it is.. How great is that.. I want Markie to get me in the next Secret Santa... *plots a way to fix it*... :rolleyes:

Haha. All we can do is hope. :wink:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Princess
Awww I love the quote from the first one! I cried at that :lovedup: George is well sweet as well! Bless.

Yeah, George is muh boy! Oh, and, check this out... look closely at what it says on his overalls...

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/GA/McDreamy.jpg

[Ella]

Originally posted by sol
YES! Just in time, lmao :laugh:

Yaaay Sol is here! :thumbs2::xyxwave:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sophii3x
BTW.. Markie and Ella.. Bucks Fizz is Champagne & Orange Juice.. It's niice :bigsmile:
Lol yeah I said that before lol..It is nice, but doesnt get me drunk haha, Stropz what drinks have you got?

Oh:blush2:

*cough* I wanna get drunk tonight

[lily.]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Hell yeah it is.. How great is that.. I want Markie to get me in the next Secret Santa... *plots a way to fix it*... :rolleyes:

Haha. All we can do is hope. :wink:

Thats alright, when I want somethin groovy for muh sig, I will just sweet-talk ya and feed ya choccies and orange juice! :spin:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sophii3x
BTW.. Markie and Ella.. Bucks Fizz is Champagne & Orange Juice.. It's niice :bigsmile:
Lol yeah I said that before lol..It is nice, but doesnt get me drunk haha, Stropz what drinks have you got?

Oh:blush2:

*cough* I want to get drunk tonight

Lol we can get drunk together woo hoo! :thumbs2:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sophii3x
BTW.. Markie and Ella.. Bucks Fizz is Champagne & Orange Juice.. It's niice :bigsmile:
Lol yeah I said that before lol..It is nice, but doesnt get me drunk haha, Stropz what drinks have you got?

It's an open bar dah-lin.. anything you want is there.. that's the beauty of a virtual wedding!!! :thumbs2:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sophii3x
BTW.. Markie and Ella.. Bucks Fizz is Champagne & Orange Juice.. It's niice :bigsmile:
Lol yeah I said that before lol..It is nice, but doesnt get me drunk haha, Stropz what drinks have you got?

It's an open bar dah-lin.. anything you want is there.. that's the beauty of a virtual wedding!!! :thumbs2:
:blush2: Oh yeah that would make sense lol

[Dan_]

*takes swig of champagne*

:yuk: tastes odd Linda.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*takes swig of champagne*

:yuk: tastes odd Linda.

It's probably cheap. :nono:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Stropz
Hell yeah it is.. How great is that.. I want Markie to get me in the next Secret Santa... *plots a way to fix it*... :rolleyes:

Haha. All we can do is hope. :wink:

Thats alright, when I want somethin groovy for muh sig, I will just sweet-talk you and feed you choccies and orange juice! :spin:

Haha, wow. You know me so well.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sophii3x
BTW.. Markie and Ella.. Bucks Fizz is Champagne & Orange Juice.. It's niice :bigsmile:
Lol yeah I said that before lol..It is nice, but doesnt get me drunk haha, Stropz what drinks have you got?

Oh:blush2:

*cough* I want to get drunk tonight

Lol we can get drunk together woo hoo! :thumbs2:

Yey!! I want vodka:hugesmile:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Princess
Awww I love the quote from the first one! I cried at that :lovedup: George is well sweet as well! Bless.

Yeah, George is muh boy! Oh, and, check this out... look closely at what it says on his overalls...

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/GA/McDreamy.jpg

Haha Dr. McDreamy. It took me ages to see that!

[MarkWaldorf]

Congratulations Dan and Linda, also known as Lindan.

[Princess]

Lindan ya mean :tongue:

[Sophii3x]

When is this fawking wedding gonna start?

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL!!! :hugesmile:

[Chrizzle]

:dog:

[Princess]

Pmsl!Look its running!

[Sophii3x]

:cheer:

[MarkWaldorf]

:dog: :dance:

[Dan_]

*walks down the aisle*

Let the wedding begin despite the best man being AWOL.

[Sophii3x]

:hello:

[MarkWaldorf]

Yayyyy.

[Ruth*Star]

Yay Congratulations :thumbs:

[Princess]

Wooooo wedding! *begins to cry*

[Red Moon]

Anyone arrived at the church yet

[Red Moon]

Where the is bride?

[Arneldo]

Wats with these moving pics? Where did they come from?

[Sophii3x]

Late:whistle:

[Princess]

Brides are always late!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by bb4eva
Wats with these moving pics? Where did they come from?

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55990

[Red Moon]

E-nerves..... I guess

[MarkWaldorf]

Linda?

[Dan_]

Oh man I've been jilted :shrug:

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by bb4eva
Wats with these moving pics? Where did they come from?

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=55990

Thanks! :thumbs:

[Sophii3x]

Oh God.. LINDAAAAAAAA!

[MarkWaldorf]

Linda has gone awol. :rolleyes:

[lily.]

Markus..

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Markus..

Yes dear. *Grabs Linda's arm and walks up aisle*

:sad:

[lily.]

Muh e-bro markus is guna accompany me down the aisle.. It's not often I get taken 'down' the aisle... (too subtle - probably not for bigmac)

[Sophii3x]

Yey your here:bigsmile:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Stropz
Muh e-bro markus is guna accompany me down the aisle.. It's not often I get taken 'down' the aisle... (too subtle - probably not for bigmac)

LMAO.... Big Mac..... :laugh2:

[Red Moon]

Could everyone please be seated.......

[lily.]

Kizwiz, Sophie and the missing Lauren will be coming down behind me in their fabby dresses!

[Red Moon]

E Music please

[Princess]

Is Red marrying you guys?

[Sophii3x]

*throws flowers randomly on the floor*

[Red Moon]

The reverend Red... to you

[Chrizzle]

*sits*

[lily.]

Originally posted by Princess
Is Red marrying you guys?

aye.. he got ordained on the internet.. go figure :shrug:

[Red Moon]

Will the bride proceed down the e-aisle

And the man to be and his best man come to the e-front

[BigSister]

*snaps pictures*

[Arneldo]

*Sits*

[Dan_]

*stands, waiting in suspence*

[Chrizzle]

Aw its so beautiful.. *to person next to me* Is it just me, or has she got dog poo on her shoe?

[lily.]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*stands, waiting in suspence*

walks *in suspenders* :tongue:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw its so beautiful.. *to person next to me* Is it just me, or has she got dog poo on her shoe?

*smack* PMSL!

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by BB fernzy
*stands, waiting in suspence*

walks *in suspenders* :tongue:

*follows*

[Princess]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw its so beautiful.. *to person next to me* Is it just me, or has she got dog poo on her shoe?

Nope! I think thats dirt from outside.

[Ruth*Star]

*sits down* *Claps*

[~Kizwiz~]

*follows carrying bouquet*

[Red Moon]

*e-music plays.... here comes the e-bride*

[lily.]

Right Reverend Mac.. get on wi it.. I don't get a penny til this thing is legal.. Oops.. I mean.. I love him so much and can't wait to be his e-wife

[Chrizzle]

*unravels sweet.. wrapper is quite loud* Eeek sorry.. Mmm.. Worthers Original..

[Red Moon]

In the presence of Big Brother we have come together to witness the e-marriage of BBFernzy and Stropz, to ask for Big Brother's blessing on them, to share their joy and to celebrate their e-love.

E-Marriage is a gift of Big Brother in creation through which e-husband and e-wife may know the grace of Big Brother. It is given that as man and woman grow together in e-love and e-trust, they shall be united with one another in e-heart, e-body and e-mind.

The gift of marriage brings e-husband and e-wife together in the e-delight and e-tenderness of e-sexual union and joyful commitment to the end of their e-lives. It is given as the foundation of e-family life in which e-children are e-born and e-nurtured and in which each member of the e-family, in good e-times and in bad, may you both find e-strength, e-companionship and e-comfort, and grow to maturity in e-love.

E-Marriage is a way of life made by Big Brother, and e-blessed by celebrating this wedding. E-Marriage is a sign of unity and loyalty which all should uphold and honour. It enriches e-society and strengthens e-community. No one should enter into it lightly or selfishly but reverently and responsibly in the sight of Big Brother.

BBFernzy and Stropz are now to enter this way of life. They will each give their e-consent to the other and make solemn e-vows, and in token of this they will each give and receive a e-ring. We hope that they may fulfil Big Brothers's purposes for the whole of their e-life together.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
*unravels sweet.. wrapper is quite loud* Eeek sorry.. Mmm.. Worthers Original..

*turns around*

Would you shh people are trying to get married here.

[BigSister]

*snaps the happy moment*

[lily.]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
*unravels sweet.. wrapper is quite loud* Eeek sorry.. Mmm.. Worthers Original..

I hope you have enough for everyone (*schoolteacher voice*)

[Princess]

This is great! Everything has e in front of it! *pokes Chris*I wanna get e-married!

[Red Moon]

First, I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully e-marry, to declare it now.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
*unravels sweet.. wrapper is quite loud* Eeek sorry.. Mmm.. Worthers Original..

Ohhh.. Can I have one?:lovedup:

[Tanser_Man]

Hickory Dickory Dock
Dis [blank] was sucking my [blank]
The clock struck two i squirted me gooo
And then wiped my [blank] on her frock.

[Chrizzle]

*passes Worthers Original from back all the way to the front*

God I need a wee, which way to the bathroom?

[Red Moon]

I take that as a no the then Tanser Man

[Arneldo]

*starts the video Camera*

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Hickory Dickory Dock
this [blank] was sucking my [blank]
The clock struck two i squirted me gooo
And then wiped my [blank] on her frock.

:shocked:.. what is he doing here??????????????????

[Dan_]

Great words rev red.

I'd just like to read an ode to Linda.

Yo Linda
you gave me all your love
and all I gave you was a blender
must have thought I was a real bender
but the truth is I'm just not a big spender
Despite all the money
It's only love ive got for you honey
Coz your gonna be my chick for life
Through all the shite and strife
I'm your pimp and your my ho
So now slip that ring on real slow
And we will take it to the top
Where our love will never stop
And it'll be Lindan forever
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

[MarkWaldorf]

Oh my god! :shocked:

[Chrizzle]

Awww Dan that was beautiful *wipes tear*

Especially the bit where you call her a ho.. touching, truly touching.

[Dan_]

Woah hold up, who's this jabroni?

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Red Moon
First, I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully e-marry, to declare it now.

Erm marriage?

Sorry to break up this little party but, isn't Linda still married to me? Or do i have to call a few home truths in front of everyone here present?

[Sophii3x]

LMAO Dan. How romantic:love:

[Princess]

Oh no!!!!!!

[MarkWaldorf]

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

[~Kizwiz~]

*glares at tanser*

[Red Moon]

Do you have any e-paper work to prove your e-marriage ?

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Red Moon
First, I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully e-marry, to declare it now.

Erm marriage?

Sorry to break up this little party but, isn't Linda still married to me? Or do i have to call a few home truths in front of everyone here present?

SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Panics.. *

[Dan_]

WHAT? You swine Linda.

[Chrizzle]

*nudges person next* God this is good. I was gonna stay in and watch some old You've Been Framed repeats tonight, but thank god I came to this. Popcorn?

[Sophii3x]

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Princess]

*takes popcorn*

[Tanser_Man]

After all, you have shunted your own daughter out of your life, whats stopping you shunting me?

:shocked:

[lily.]

OH no.. I can see my millions slipping away... erm.. i mean.. oh no.. and I e-love Dan so much.. how can this be happening ....

[Princess]

What you mean shunned her own daughter?

[Chrizzle]

*Pees self* Oh crap

[MarkWaldorf]

Linda you naughty woman. :laugh3:

[sol]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Red Moon
First, I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully e-marry, to declare it now.

Erm marriage?

Sorry to break up this little party but, isn't Linda still married to me? Or do i have to call a few home truths in front of everyone here present?

LOL *munches popcorn*

[BigSister]

*steals lauras popcorn*

[lily.]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
WHAT? You swine Linda.

It's all lies dah-lin.. you can't believe this charlatan!!!

[Ruth*Star]

*Grabs some of Princess's Popcorn*

[Red Moon]

I need e-paper work.... or we have to go on!

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
*nudges person next* God this is good. I was going to stay in and watch some old You've Been Framed repeats tonight, but thank god I came to this. Popcorn?

*Steals some popcorn*

I cant watch, its all just so tense. *Puts popcorn box over head*

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Do you have any e-paper work to prove your e-marriage ?

Well i still have these!

*shows the ring and various e-photos of ceremony*

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Linda you naughty woman. :laugh3:

We already knew that:laugh:

[Princess]

*gets more popcron for everyone*

[Chrizzle]

Guys sorry to break this little love-fest, but I just weed myself and theres a puddle underneath my bench. What should I do?

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
After all, you have shunted your own daughter out of your life, whats stopping you shunting me?

:shocked:

This has nothing to do with little Daisy.. don't bring her into this!!! You horrible man!!!! This is precisely why I left you!!!!

[Red Moon]

Any e-divorce papers Stropz ?

[Dan_]

You two timing witch!

*clutches own chest* Arghhhhh my heart.

[BigSister]

yay thanks laura *shares popcorn with every1*

[Chrizzle]

*puts 3D glasses on*

Ooh this is the good part. *hands 3d glasses out*

[lily.]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Guys sorry to break this little love-fest, but I just weed myself and theres a puddle underneath my bench. What should I do?

FFS Chris.. this is exciting.. sit in the wet patch and shut up.. :laugh:

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Guys sorry to break this little love-fest, but I just weed myself and theres a puddle underneath my bench. What should I do?

I was wonderin what that was.

:yuk:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
After all, you have shunted your own daughter out of your life, whats stopping you shunting me?

:shocked:

This has nothing to do with little Daisy.. don't bring her into this!!! You horrible man!!!! This is precisely why I left you!!!!

:shocked: Daisy!!!

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
You two timing witch!

*clutches own chest* Arghhhhh my heart.

*screams*

[Princess]

Ewwww Chris!!! Linda-Lou whose Daisy???? Yw Becca :D

[lily.]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
You two timing witch!

*clutches own chest* Arghhhhh my heart.

oh no... continue with the ceremony Reverend Red.. I must get married before he pops his clogs!!!

[~Kizwiz~]

Oh no... call an ambulance.... I think Dans having a heart attack!!!!!

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
*puts 3D glasses on*

Ooh this is the good part. *hands 3d glasses out*

Thanks.

Ouch. These give me a headache.

[Dan_]

You said you loved me and only wanted my love but you just want my money and have set me up.

*clutches heart harder and collapses*

[lily.]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Any e-divorce papers Stropz ?

Sadly no :sad:

*sees her dreams of becoming a rich gold-digging ho go up in smoke....*

[Princess]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chrizzle]

Omg!




I forgot to turn the iron off today!

[Red Moon]

E-shut-up Tanser

Continues......

The e-vows you are about to take are to be made in the presence of Big Brother,who is e-judge of all and knows all the e-secrets of our e-hearts; therefore if either of you knows a reason why you may not lawfully e-marry, you must declare it now.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Oh no... call an ambulance.... I think Dans having a heart attack!!!!!

Calls Ambulance....Umm guys, It went straight to answer phone:mad:

[Jay]

*drives into church doors*, slaps linda and put's dan on stretcher.

Destination the strip club.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
After all, you have shunted your own daughter out of your life, whats stopping you shunting me?

:shocked:

This has nothing to do with little Daisy.. don't bring her into this!!! You horrible man!!!! This is precisely why I left you!!!!

Little Daisy. She's not so little anymore... not that you would notice, going with men half your age and forgetting about 'little daisy'.

Who do you think has been looking after Little Daisy?

Huh?

[MarkWaldorf]

Dan collapsed. :shocked:

[lily.]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
You said you loved me and only wanted my love but you just want my money and have set me up.

*clutches heart harder and collapses*

Screams "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Tries to run out of the church and skids on Chrizzle's wee....

[Tanser_Man]

ok i will shush :sad:

[Chrizzle]

*cries*

I peed myself and left the iron on, this is the worst day of my life.

[Princess]

Ok why dod I have to go now?!?!It was just getting good!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Dan collapsed. :shocked:

NOOOOOOOO:sad:

[Red Moon]

I'll say again.......

The e-vows you are about to take are to be made in the presence of Big Brother,who is e-judge of all and knows all the e-secrets of our e-hearts; therefore if either of you knows a reason why you may not lawfully e-marry, you must declare it now.

[Chrizzle]

Look scroll up. Linda tripped on my wee.

I warned you all but no one listened. I tried cleaning it up but the tissues are so weak they mixed in and made a paste!

[Sophii3x]

*silence*

[~Kizwiz~]

*whispers* I think your both supposed to say no!!!

[lily.]

*goes to plan B*

Tanser, will you ever e-forgive me... can't we go back to how it used to be where we walked barefoot in the park sipping cherryade and holding lil Daisy's hand ....

[Chrizzle]

Well Dans dead and Lindas collapsed in a puddle of wee...

[BigSister]

tell like it is chris:tongue:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Jay
*drives into church doors*, slaps linda and put's dan on stretcher.

Destination the strip club.

*sits up on stretcher*

Hey Linda, you've just been punked! I never loved you anyway and I just wanted to expose you for the bad e-wife/e-mother that you are and settling down aint my style, I'm a pimp afterall.

Let's get outta here Jay.

[Ruth*Star]

Dans Dead. !! :shocked:

[Red Moon]

Too.... late we have started... now we passed that bit

*throws water over dan*

[Chrizzle]

:shocked: Omg!!!!









I also left the water running in the bathroom!

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL!!! All Linda's inherited $$$$$$$$$$$ will be given to charity. :thumbs:

[lily.]

Dan's at the strip club..

Tanser wont take me back ..

I haven't seen Daisy for YEARS!!!

And, I smell of Chrizzle's weeeeeee

Oh, this is all too much.........*faints*

[Sophii3x]

Don't worry Chris, I'll buy you a brand new e-house with my e-lottery winnings:spin2:

[Jay]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
*drives into church doors*, slaps linda and put's dan on stretcher.

Destination the strip club.

*sits up on stretcher*

Hey Linda, you've just been punked! I never loved you anyway and I just wanted to expose you for the bad e-wife/e-mother that you are and settling down aint my style, I'm a pimp afterall.

Let's get outta here Jay.

*Drives off to the strip club*

Plan worked :joker:

[~Kizwiz~]

*rushes to Linda's side and starts to fan her*

[BigSister]

:nono: at you two
We need another e wedding now the church was already booked!

[sol]

Originally posted by Markus™
PMSL!!! All Linda's inherited $$$$$$$$$$$ will be given to charity. :thumbs:

No, Chardonnay's savings account :laugh:

[Red Moon]

*throws water over Stropz*

We could always finish the wedding at the strip club... you can use my shotgun if you like Stropz

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BigSister
:nono: at you two
We need another e wedding now the church was already booked!

Either Chardonnay's christening or Chlaura's wedding:laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by sol
Originally posted by Markus™
PMSL!!! All Linda's inherited $$$$$$$$$$$ will be given to charity. :thumbs:

No, Chardonnay's savings account :laugh:

Haha, even better. :thumbs:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
*drives into church doors*, slaps linda and put's dan on stretcher.

Destination the strip club.

*sits up on stretcher*

Hey Linda, you've just been punked! I never loved you anyway and I just wanted to expose you for the bad e-wife/e-mother that you are and settling down aint my style, I'm a pimp afterall.

Let's get outta here Jay.

*Drives off to the strip club*

Plan worked :joker:

*put's James Blunt-Goodbye my lover on*

:joker:

[BigSister]

*all run off to the strip club*

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BigSister
*all run off to the strip club*

Wuhoooooooooo!!!

[lily.]

Hey, that was better than the telly!

[Arneldo]

Wooo, Strip Club!

*Follows BS*

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by sol
Originally posted by Markus™
PMSL!!! All Linda's inherited $$$$$$$$$$$ will be given to charity. :thumbs:

No, Chardonnay's savings account :laugh:

That's better:hugesmile:

[Chrizzle]

Strip club?

Can I at least change my underwear first?
Or does anyone have any Pampers?

[Red Moon]

Still want paying..... put the money in the post

[BigSister]

Thats what red said wasnt iit:angel:

[Sophii3x]

What about Chardonnay's Christening? :bawling:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Strip club?

Can I at least change my underwear first?
Or does anyone have any Pampers?

You can't go.. if you can't hold ur water, u most certainly can't go to the strip club. Anyway, you have to e-propose to laura now, so we can have a less dramatic, more romantic TiBB wedding!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Still want paying..... put the money in the post

*Reluctantly pays Red, so that we can use his services for Chardonnay's e-christening...