TIBBS - e-nightclub

[Emilee]

OK Lauren whats my bill come up to?

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by BAZG
Has everyone had a good time?

Yes, Thanks!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Could I have a vodka and coke please:bigsmile:

no trying to flirt with me tonight

i no your type

I don't want to flirt with you anyways! Wel.. maybe if I'm e-drunk:laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Timeladies and gentlemen please!

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Could I have a vodka and coke please:bigsmile:

no trying to flirt with me tonight

i no your type

I don't want to flirt with you anyways! Wel.. maybe if I'm e-drunk:laugh:

lol you must be playing the 'treat them mean keep them keen' game

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Emilee
OK Lauren whats my bill come up to?

Since it's the opening night, it's on me. Come back tomorrow!!

[Lauren]

*rings the bell*

TIIIIIMMMEEE

[Emilee]

Ok Thanks Lauren :kiss:

[Emilee]

Cya everyone. :cheer2: Going to watch Skins xxxx

[Ruth*Star]

Does this mean we have to leave!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Could I have a vodka and coke please:bigsmile:

no trying to flirt with me tonight

i no your type

I don't want to flirt with you anyways! Wel.. maybe if I'm e-drunk:laugh:

lol you must be playing the 'treat them mean keep them keen' game

Whatever made you think that?:laugh:

[Siouxsie]

omg ive missed it all again:cloud::shocked::bored:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Rebel.Ruth
Does this mean we have to leave!

Nope, just no more alcohol being served. :tongue:

[Siouxsie]

ive just walked in and no alco :shrug::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawlin g::bawling::bawling:

[Ruth*Star]

oh well, i'll stay and finish my coke.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Rebel.Ruth
Does this mean we have to leave!

Nope, just no more alcohol being served. :tongue:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *faints*

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
omg ive missed it all again:cloud::shocked::bored:

*slys sue a quick voddie* :wink:

[Siouxsie]

:hug:well ta lauren

anyway its still early
dont nightclubsstay open untill 2 am >?????:conf:

[Mrluvaluva]

Come back tomorrow for a Theme Night! Staff, you are in charge again until my return. You know who you are, and I'll be watching!

[Sophii3x]

Can I be staff BAZG??

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Could I have a vodka and coke please:bigsmile:

no trying to flirt with me tonight

i no your type

I don't want to flirt with you anyways! Wel.. maybe if I'm e-drunk:laugh:

lol you must be playing the 'treat them mean keep them keen' game

Whatever made you think that?:laugh:

lol - typical girl

Lauren it cant be closing aready

it called a NIGHT club

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
:hug:well ta lauren

anyway its still early
dont nightclubsstay open untill 2 am >?????:conf:

We haven't got our 24-hour license yet. :whistle:

[Siouxsie]

some nightclub this is lol:whistle::whistle::shrug::shrug:

[Ruth*Star]

i've finished my coke, cya later, thanks for the drinks lauren.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
lol - typical girl

Lauren it cant be closing aready

it called a NIGHT club

LOL Well I have to go as Chardonnay's e-babysitter said that she won't go to sleep.. so byyyeeee

[Lauren]

Bye Ruth, Bye Sophie. Remember to come back tomorrow. :thumbs:

[Lauren]

Barmaid is leaving temporarily. Be well-behaved, we have strong bouncers.

[Dan_]

*finishes off JD and coke*.

I managed to make that last a long time :dance2:

[Siouxsie]

nite oll:wavey:

[SiMoN!]

this is the worst nightclub i have been to

it needs sorting out people

[Siouxsie]

aye a na its crap its only early and its shut :laugh2::laugh2::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug :

[Dan_]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
this is the worst nightclub i have been to

it needs sorting out people

We need to take over a secruity, some of less sophisticated customers wouldnt bring down the place then.

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by SiMoN!
this is the worst nightclub i have been to

it needs sorting out people

We need to take over a secruity, some of less sophisticated customers wouldnt bring down the place then.

lol we could tun a proper night club

that open at night

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by SiMoN!
this is the worst nightclub i have been to

it needs sorting out people

We need to take over a secruity, some of less sophisticated customers wouldnt bring down the place then.

Who are these 'less sophisticated customers' then?

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by SiMoN!
this is the worst nightclub i have been to

it needs sorting out people

We need to take over a secruity, some of less sophisticated customers wouldnt bring down the place then.

Who are these 'less sophisticated customers' then?

Now that would be telling :laugh3:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by SiMoN!
this is the worst nightclub i have been to

it needs sorting out people

We need to take over a secruity, some of less sophisticated customers wouldnt bring down the place then.

Who are these 'less sophisticated customers' then?

Now that would be telling :laugh3:

lol thye no who thay are

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
aye a na its c**p its only early and its shut :laugh2::laugh2::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug :

It's not shut. It's open. We would've expected that the hour where we were giving FREE DRINKS away would've gotten you all drunk enough for the rest of the night.

We didn't expect that you were all lightweights though. :bored:

[Siouxsie]

not me :shocked:

[Sophii3x]

Tell meee:bigsmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I be staff BAZG??



You are my office manager. Bar is still open. Drinks were only free 9.00 while 10.00

[Lauren]

*re-opens bar*

Come on then, you lightweights. At least make yourself tipsy. :bored:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Siouxsie
aye a na its c**p its only early and its shut :laugh2::laugh2::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug :

It's not shut. It's open. We would've expected that the hour where we were giving FREE DRINKS away would've gotten you all drunk enough for the rest of the night.

We didn't expect that you were all lightweights though. :bored:

i only just got started and you went

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I be staff BAZG??



You are my office manager. Bar is still open. Drinks were only free 9.00 while 10.00

What's an office manager?:laugh3:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Lauren
*re-opens bar*

Come on then, you lightweights. At least make yourself tipsy. :bored:
lol i will have the same thank you

you need a bar man to help you

[Siouxsie]

:xyxwave::xyxwave:ok im back get out the voddie
turn the lights down low
and bring on the love:love::love:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Lauren
*re-opens bar*

Come on then, you lightweights. At least make yourself tipsy. :bored:
lol i will have the same thank you

you need a bar man to help you

Yes, I need a man.

http://www.tricitypartners.org/photos/alcohol2.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

Music is on:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
:xyxwave::xyxwave:ok Im back get out the voddie
turn the lights down low
and bring on the love:love::love:

Finnish Vodka - I heard it's good!

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/25/82/fddkSpiritsBy_NameAllFinlandia_Vodka-resized200.jpg

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Lauren
*re-opens bar*

Come on then, you lightweights. At least make yourself tipsy. :bored:
lol i will have the same thank you

you need a bar man to help you

Yes, I need a man.

http://www.tricitypartners.org/photos/alcohol2.jpg

woooo
what this crap your giving me

i had more last time

[Lauren]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
woooo
what this c**p your giving me

i had more last time

http://www.irelandwide.com/groc/molloys/wine.jpg

Drink that. :wink:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I be staff BAZG??



You are my office manager. Bar is still open. Drinks were only free 9.00 while 10.00

What's an office manager?:laugh3:


You are in charge of all the accounts. Do not think of syphoning any money off!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by SiMoN!
woooo
what this c**p your giving me

i had more last time

http://www.irelandwide.com/groc/molloys/wine.jpg

Drink that. :wink:

haha. If he drank all of that, he'd probably have to get his stomach pumped:laugh:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I be staff BAZG??



You are my office manager. Bar is still open. Drinks were only free 9.00 while 10.00

What's an office manager?:laugh3:


You are in charge of all the accounts. Do not think of syphoning any money off!

Ok, no problemo:thumbs:
BTW who are all the staff... Make a list:hugesmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x

haha. If he drank all of that, he'd probably have to get his stomach pumped:laugh:

Thats my plan. :whistle: It'll stop him from complaining about my barmaid skills in the future.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x

haha. If he drank all of that, he'd probably have to get his stomach pumped:laugh:

Thats my plan. :whistle: It'll stop him from complaining about my barmaid skills in the future.

:shocked:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by SiMoN!
woooo
what this c**p your giving me

i had more last time

http://www.irelandwide.com/groc/molloys/wine.jpg

Drink that. :wink:

haha. If he drank all of that, he'd probably have to get his stomach pumped:laugh:

now were talking
:colour::colour::colour:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I be staff BAZG??



You are my office manager. Bar is still open. Drinks were only free 9.00 while 10.00

What's an office manager?:laugh3:


You are in charge of all the accounts. Do not think of syphoning any money off!

Ok, no problemo:thumbs:
BTW who are all the staff... Make a list:hugesmile:



Markus - door & flyers.
Grits was the DJ but didn't do anything.
Soph the office manager - i.e. the HOSTESS!
Lauren - Bar manager -needs to get staff
Security - open
Sticks -stripper

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I be staff BAZG??



You are my office manager. Bar is still open. Drinks were only free 9.00 while 10.00

What's an office manager?:laugh3:


You are in charge of all the accounts. Do not think of syphoning any money off!

Ok, no problemo:thumbs:
BTW who are all the staff... Make a list:hugesmile:



Markus - door & flyres.
Gray was the DJ but didn't do anything.
Soph the office manager - i.e. the HOSTESS!
Lauren - Bar
Security - open
Sticks -stripper

i will help it there free drinks

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG

Markus - door & flyres.
Grits was the DJ but didn't do anything.
Soph the office manager - i.e. the HOSTESS!
Lauren - Bar
Security - open
Sticks -stripper

haha.. Sticks is the stripper!!
What is a hostess?

[Mrluvaluva]

What can you offer to the club Simon?

[SiMoN!]

money lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG

Markus - door & flyres.
Grits was the DJ but didn't do anything.
Soph the office manager - i.e. the HOSTESS!
Lauren - Bar
Security - open
Sticks -stripper

haha.. Sticks is the stripper!!
What is a hostess?


you have to get friendly with the punters and make sure they have a good time.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG

Markus - door & flyres.
Grits was the DJ but didn't do anything.
Soph the office manager - i.e. the HOSTESS!
Lauren - Bar
Security - open
Sticks -stripper

haha.. Sticks is the stripper!!
What is a hostess?


you have to get friendly with the punters and make sure they have a good time.

Like an escort? :conf:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG

Markus - door & flyres.
Grits was the DJ but didn't do anything.
Soph the office manager - i.e. the HOSTESS!
Lauren - Bar
Security - open
Sticks -stripper

haha.. Sticks is the stripper!!
What is a hostess?


you have to get friendly with the punters and make sure they have a good time.

Ahh ok:thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
money lol


cool. you talk my talk. how much?

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by SiMoN!
money lol


cool. you talk my talk. how much?

depends what job you want me to do

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by SiMoN!
money lol


cool. you talk my talk. how much?

depends what job you want me to do


what do you think you are best suited to?

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by SiMoN!
money lol


cool. you talk my talk. how much?

depends what job you want me to do


what do you think you are best suited to?

you name it i can do it - Lauren needs help behime the bar lol

[Mrluvaluva]

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by SiMoN!
money lol


cool. you talk my talk. how much?

depends what job you want me to do


what do you think you are best suited to?

you name it i can do it - Lauren needs help behime the bar lol


assistant bar manager then. ok?

[SiMoN!]

yay - g2g now lol byebye

[Mrluvaluva]

Laters

[Diablo]

closed...????? just when i arrive.. what kind of nightclub closes at 11.00??? i'm going elsewhere!!

[MarkWaldorf]

:wavey:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Diablo
closed...????? just when i arrive.. what kind of nightclub closes at 11.00??? i'm going elsewhere!!

*throws free drinks at Laura*
Come baaackkk

[Diablo]

Get me a drink... I went to see Dreamgirls in the cinema and it was pants!!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Diablo
Get me a drink... I went to see Dreamgirls in the cinema and it was pants!!

http://static.flickr.com/3/5845781_59330ba84c.jpg

There you are. :thumbs:

I have it on my laptop but haven't bothered watching it yet. Have you seen Music & Lyrics?

[Diablo]

No, i've not seen that one yet.. Me & my sis went to see DReamgirls cos she likes Beyonce but she didn't like it either..

thanks for the drink btw. :hug:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Diablo
No, i've not seen that one yet.. Me & my sis went to see DReamgirls cos she likes Beyonce but she didn't like it either..

thanks for the drink btw. :hug:

No problemo.

Music & Lyrics is good, really cheesy but one of those films you'll enjoy.

[Diablo]

It looks ok.. I just saw Devil wears Prada.. i thought that was OK ..

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Diablo
It looks ok.. I just saw Devil wears Prada.. i thought that was OK ..

I loved Devil wears Prada :laugh:

Anyway, I have to go now. Night :wavey:

*switches nightclub lights off, throws out all punters and locks the door*

[Diablo]

:wavey: gan canny.. (i think)

[Sophii3x]

:shocked:CLOSED ALREADY!!!!!!!
Which member of staff was drunk and lewd?

Mark- Can't be him because he's an alcohol-virgin
GRiT- Can't be him because he was hardly here, but he did try to pull Lauren
Lauren- Can't be her she only danced with Psylocke, but gave sneaky drinks
Sticks- Can't be him he was hardly here, he never even stripped
Me- Can't be me, I'm a good girl:angel:

[Mrluvaluva]

Can all staff be here at 10.45 am please

[Sophii3x]

I'm here:hello:

[Mrluvaluva]

Good morning

[Sophii3x]

Morning:hugesmile:

Why do you want us all here?

[Mrluvaluva]

As the sign says, we open at 11.00am for lunch. I'm working on the menu now.

[Sophii3x]

Ahh ok. Do we have an e-cook?

[Mrluvaluva]

Here's todays' lunch menu:

f i r s t

fennel and celeriac soup
with citrus zest and mild spices

marinated salmon gravadlax
with ratte potato salad, horseradish cream

hot smoked mussel risotto
with corriander

roasted butternut squash and ricotta salad
with crostini

ham hock and purple potato terrine
with gribiche dressing

s e c o n d

pan-fried scottish rib eye steak
with sun blushed tomato mash, rocket salad and thyme jus

grilled fillet of red snapper
with vegetable and noodle stir fry, mango and avocado salsa

braised pork belly
with wilted spinach and lemon gnocchi

roasted salsify risotto
with grilled goats cheese and pesto dressing

baked hake
with chorizo brandade and sauce vierge

d e s s e r t s

rum baba
with rum and raisin ice cream

vanilla panna cotta
with raspberry coulis and amaretti biscuits

dark chocolate marquise
with avocado cream

duo of matured cheeses
with celery, grapes and oat cake

s i d e d i s h e s

sarladaise potatoes £3.00
green beans sauted with shallots £2.50
rocket salad with parmesan shavings £3.00
roasted root vegetables with pesto £3.00

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Ahh ok. Do we have an e-cook?

**** no! Do you know of anyone?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Diablo
Get me a drink... I went to see Dreamgirls in the cinema and it was pants!!

:o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sophii3x]

hehe. Great menu:thumbs:

No I don't :laugh:.. I can cook, but I want to be a waitress

Maybe you should ask 'flyer boy' Mark to ask

[Mrluvaluva]

Morning Markus

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe. Great menu:thumbs:

No I don't :laugh:.. I can cook, but I want to be a waitress

Maybe you should ask 'flyer boy' Mark to ask


Ok, you can wait on tables. Here's your uniform.

[Mrluvaluva]

Do you know anyone who can cook Markus?

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe. Great menu:thumbs:

No I don't :laugh:.. I can cook, but I want to be a waitress

Maybe you should ask 'flyer boy' Mark to ask


Ok, you can wait on tables. Here's your uniform.

That looks like a nurses outfit:laugh:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BAZG
Do you know anyone who can cook Markus?

I can cook but the wages would have to be massive.....lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by BAZG
Do you know anyone who can cook Markus?

I can cook but the wages would have to be massive.....lol

We are a michelin star restaurant. I would only expect you to rip me off. You're hired!

[Sticks]

Suddenly there appears to be a mini electrical storm in the bar

A rushing wind and as if by magic Sticks reappears

Oops

My portable time machine kicked in again, but then it was made in Taiwan so what do you expect.

looks at device

Oh I went forward this ....

Suddenly Sticks shimmers and melts away just like a dream you half forget upon waking

[Mrluvaluva]

You disappointed all those girls last night Sticks.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe. Great menu:thumbs:

No I don't :laugh:.. I can cook, but I want to be a waitress

Maybe you should ask 'flyer boy' Mark to ask




Ok, you can wait on tables. Here's your uniform.

That looks like a nurses outfit:laugh:


It's circa 1950's. It's stylish! Put it on.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe. Great menu:thumbs:

No I don't :laugh:.. I can cook, but I want to be a waitress

Maybe you should ask 'flyer boy' Mark to ask




Ok, you can wait on tables. Here's your uniform.

That looks like a nurses outfit:laugh:


It's circa 1950's. It's stylish! Put it on.

:bawling: What about this??

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe. Great menu:thumbs:

No I don't :laugh:.. I can cook, but I want to be a waitress

Maybe you should ask 'flyer boy' Mark to ask




Ok, you can wait on tables. Here's your uniform.

That looks like a nurses outfit:laugh:





It's circa 1950's. It's stylish! Put it on.

:bawling: What about this??


ok cool

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
hehe. Great menu:thumbs:

No I don't :laugh:.. I can cook, but I want to be a waitress

Maybe you should ask 'flyer boy' Mark to ask




Ok, you can wait on tables. Here's your uniform.

That looks like a nurses outfit:laugh:





It's circa 1950's. It's stylish! Put it on.

:bawling: What about this??


ok cool

Yeeeyyy!:hello: (But it's in black and white)

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sticks
Suddenly there appears to be a mini electrical storm in the bar

A rushing wind and as if by magic Sticks reappears

Oops

My portable time machine kicked in again, but then it was made in Taiwan so what do you expect.

looks at device

Oh I went forward this ....

Suddenly Sticks shimmers and melts away just like a dream you half forget upon waking

:puzzled:

[Sticks]

Suddenly there appears to be a mini electrical storm in the bar

A rushing wind and as if by magic Sticks reappears

time

oh no not ...

Suddenly Sticks shimmers and melts away just like a dream you half forget upon waking

[Sophii3x]

haha Markie. I don't get it either
It confuses me:laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

:wavey:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Sticks
Suddenly there appears to be a mini electrical storm in the bar

A rushing wind and as if by magic Sticks reappears

Oops

My portable time machine kicked in again, but then it was made in Taiwan so what do you expect.

looks at device

Oh I went forward this ....

Suddenly Sticks shimmers and melts away just like a dream you half forget upon waking

:puzzled:


Who opened the bar early?

[Sophii3x]

Ummmm are you off...bye:wavey:

[Mrluvaluva]

Who?

[Sophii3x]

Mark... he :wavey:

[MarkWaldorf]

No, I was waving bye to Sticks. :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

He's supposed to be on the door!

[Mrluvaluva]

Kizwiz, you still here?

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
No, I was waving bye to Sticks. :laugh:

Alright! :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

No customers:sad:

[Mrluvaluva]

5 mins to opening, and no sign of Kizwiz!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BAZG

We are a michelin star restaurant. I would only expect you to rip me off. You're hired!

Oooh goodie.... I have prepared a sample menu for you :laugh:

Casserole of Crayfish and scallop infused with cardamon, cumin and lemon grass. Served with fennel bread.

Crisp roasted fillet of wild sea bass on new potato galette. Salad of dressed Whitby crab and mango, peas and asparagus with minted pea and muscat sauce.

Roasted fillet of Aberdeen Angus beef on nutmeg mash, caramelised shallots and swede Puree

Strawberry and sweet cicely soufflé
Shortbread tart of strawberries and fraises liqueur
Brandy snap basket of strawberry sorbet

Gooseberry Creme Brulee, Gooseberry and elderflower sorbet wit caramelised hazelnuts

Hows that???

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by BAZG

We are a michelin star restaurant. I would only expect you to rip me off. You're hired!

Oooh goodie.... I have prepared a sample menu for you :laugh:

Casserole of Crayfish and scallop infused with cardamon, cumin and lemon grass. Served with fennel bread.

Crisp roasted fillet of wild sea bass on new potato galette. Salad of dressed Whitby c**p and mango, peas and asparagus with minted pea and muscat sauce.

Roasted fillet of Aberdeen Angus beef on nutmeg mash, caramelised shallots and swede Puree

Strawberry and sweet cicely soufflé
Shortbread tart of strawberries and fraises liqueur
Brandy snap basket of strawberry sorbet

Gooseberry Creme Brulee, Gooseberry and elderflower sorbet wit caramelised hazelnuts

Hows that???


Sounds great. You're the chef. We'll go with that.

[Mrluvaluva]

We're open!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BAZG
We're open!

*waits for rush of customers*

[Sophii3x]

I'm ready:hugesmile:

[SiMoN!]

moring people
cant stay for long

[MarkWaldorf]

*Is swept off feet by amount of people running through*

:bored:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
moring people
cant stay for long

Good morning Simon

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
*Is swept off feet by amount of people running through*

:bored:

haha It's early days... and maybe if hardly any people come, he may let us go early:spin2:

[Mrluvaluva]

(cough, cough) Waitress!

[Jay]

*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:

[Sophii3x]

Simon, are you ready to order?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Jay
*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:


You're barred! Security, get out there and give him a good kicking!

[Jay]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:


You're barred! Security, get out there and give him a good kicking!

Spoil sport :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:


You're barred! Security, get out there and give him a good kicking!

How did he get in if Mark was at the door:puzzled:

[SiMoN!]

give me everything you got

put it on marks tap

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
give mw everything you go

put it on marks tap

No, it's fine. You don't have too. :nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:


You're barred! Security, get out there and give him a good kicking!

Spoil sport :nono:


you shouldn't have thrown eggs

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
give me everything you got

put it on marks tap

Mark doesn't have a tab:laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by SiMoN!
give mw everything you go

put it on marks tap

No, it's fine. You don't have too. :nono:


first one through the doors eats free anyway Simon

[SiMoN!]

he does now

thanks mark you so kind

[Sophii3x]

So what do you want, Simon??

[Mrluvaluva]

Menu, please Kizwiz!

[SiMoN!]

EVERYTHING

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
he does now

thanks mark you so kind

:mad: *walks off* Dirty rotten...

:hugesmile:

[Jay]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:


You're barred! Security, get out there and give him a good kicking!

Spoil sport :nono:


you shouldn't have thrown eggs

Fine i will clean it up, but while im cleaning you can get me a drink :laugh2:

[Red Moon]

*looks around for the lap dancers*

Must be the wrong club

*leaves*

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
EVERYTHING

I'm sorry but you cannot have everything.. Oh sorry I seem to have forgotten to give a menu. It will be with you shorty *smiles*

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:


You're barred! Security, get out there and give him a good kicking!

Spoil sport :nono:


you shouldn't have thrown eggs

Fine i will clean it up, but while Im cleaning you can get me a drink :laugh2:


Ok. Soph!!!!!!!!

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Jay
*runs in chucks 4 eggs, runs back out again*

:bigsmile:


You're barred! Security, get out there and give him a good kicking!

Spoil sport :nono:


you shouldn't have thrown eggs

Fine i will clean it up, but while Im cleaning you can get me a drink :laugh2:

you found your self a clener

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Red Moon
*looks around for the lap dancers*

Must be the wrong club

*leaves* ]

Come back in the night, there will be plenty if the boys get their own way:laugh:

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
EVERYTHING

I'm sorry but you cannot have everything.. Oh sorry I seem to have forgotten to give a menu. It will be with you shorty *smiles*

maccyDs is looking better and better

EVERYTHING

[~Kizwiz~]

OYSTERS
Single Variety or Assortment of Oysters (Six Pieces)

KUMAMOTO
Marinated Kumamoto Oysters in Shiso-Lemon Extra Virgin Olive Oil

TUNA
Layers of Thinly Pounded Yellowfin Tuna, Foie Gras and Toasted Baguette, Shaved Chives and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

WILD SALMON
Wild Alaskan and Smoked Salmon; Apple, Celery and Baby Watercress; Jalapeño Emulsion

KANPACHI
Kanpachi Tartare Topped with Wasabi Tobiko; Ginger-Coriander Emulsion

SCALLOPS
Flash Pickled Scallop Slivers; Sea Beans, Cucumber and Pink Radishes

TUNA
Seared and Marinated Yellow Fin Tuna "Sandwich"; Ginger, Lime and Olives

CAVIAR (£85 Supplement)
Organically Grown Farm-Raised Osetra

MESCLUN SALAD
Salad of the Day's Market Herbs and Vegetables with Balsamic-Shallot Vinaigrette

CONCH
Thinly Sliced Conch Marinated Peruvian Style; Dried Sweet Corn

RED SNAPPER
Pan Roasted Red Snapper; Sautéed Pea Shoots; Gingered-Lemon-Scallion Broth

SURF AND TURF
White Tuna and Seared Japanese Kobe Beef "Korean BBQ Style"; Fresh Kimchi; Lemon Brown Butter Emulsion

CODFISH
Baked Codfish in Salt Crust; Stuffed Baby Artichokes with Romesco; Red Wine-Olive and Preserved Tomato Stew

MONKFISH
Pan Roasted Monkfish; Confit Peppers and Fiery "Patatas Bravas"; Chorizo-Albariño Emulsion

WILD SALMON
Barely Cooked Wild Alaskan Salmon; Black Trumpet and Porcini in a Mushroom Pot au Feu

HALIBUT
Poached Halibut, Sweet and Sour Golden and Red Beets, Citrus and Extra Virgin Olive Oil Emulsion

WILD STRIPED BASS - FIJI SHRIMP
Baked Shrimp and Striped Bass; Confit Tomato Agnolotti; Bouillabaisse Consommé and Curry Emulsion
LOBSTER
Baked Lobster; Braised Endives, Enoki and Black Trumpets; Bourbon-Black Pepper Sauce


BLACK BASS
Masala Spiced Crispy Black Bass; Peking Duck-Green Papaya Salad in a Rich Ginger-Cardamom Broth

TURBOT
Organic Chilean Turbot; Shiso-Maitake Salad; Lemon-Miso Broth

RED SNAPPER
Whole Red Snapper Baked in Rosemary and Thyme Salt Crust, Extra Virgin Olive Oil and a Casserole of the Day's Market Vegetables

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Ok. Soph!!!!!!!!

What drink would you like Jay?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by SiMoN!
EVERYTHING

I'm sorry but you cannot have everything.. Oh sorry I seem to have forgotten to give a menu. It will be with you shorty *smiles*

maccyDs is looking better and better

EVERYTHING


Chav, peasant!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
OYSTERS
Single Variety or Assortment of Oysters (Six Pieces)

KUMAMOTO
Marinated Kumamoto Oysters in Shiso-Lemon Extra Virgin Olive Oil

TUNA
Layers of Thinly Pounded Yellowfin Tuna, Foie Gras and Toasted Baguette, Shaved Chives and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

WILD SALMON
Wild Alaskan and Smoked Salmon; Apple, Celery and Baby Watercress; Jalapeño Emulsion

KANPACHI
Kanpachi Tartare Topped with Wasabi Tobiko; Ginger-Coriander Emulsion

SCALLOPS
Flash Pickled Scallop Slivers; Sea Beans, Cucumber and Pink Radishes

TUNA
Seared and Marinated Yellow Fin Tuna "Sandwich"; Ginger, Lime and Olives

CAVIAR (£85 Supplement)
Organically Grown Farm-Raised Osetra

MESCLUN SALAD
Salad of the Day's Market Herbs and Vegetables with Balsamic-Shallot Vinaigrette

CONCH
Thinly Sliced Conch Marinated Peruvian Style; Dried Sweet Corn

RED SNAPPER
Pan Roasted Red Snapper; Sautéed Pea Shoots; Gingered-Lemon-Scallion Broth

SURF AND TURF
White Tuna and Seared Japanese Kobe Beef "Korean BBQ Style"; Fresh Kimchi; Lemon Brown Butter Emulsion

CODFISH
Baked Codfish in Salt Crust; Stuffed Baby Artichokes with Romesco; Red Wine-Olive and Preserved Tomato Stew

MONKFISH
Pan Roasted Monkfish; Confit Peppers and Fiery "Patatas Bravas"; Chorizo-Albariño Emulsion

WILD SALMON
Barely Cooked Wild Alaskan Salmon; Black Trumpet and Porcini in a Mushroom Pot au Feu

HALIBUT
Poached Halibut, Sweet and Sour Golden and Red Beets, Citrus and Extra Virgin Olive Oil Emulsion

WILD STRIPED BASS - FIJI SHRIMP
Baked Shrimp and Striped Bass; Confit Tomato Agnolotti; Bouillabaisse Consommé and Curry Emulsion
LOBSTER
Baked Lobster; Braised Endives, Enoki and Black Trumpets; Bourbon-Black Pepper Sauce


BLACK BASS
Masala Spiced Crispy Black Bass; Peking Duck-Green Papaya Salad in a Rich Ginger-Cardamom Broth

TURBOT
Organic Chilean Turbot; Shiso-Maitake Salad; Lemon-Miso Broth

RED SNAPPER
Whole Red Snapper Baked in Rosemary and Thyme Salt Crust, Extra Virgin Olive Oil and a Casserole of the Day's Market Vegetables


Ooh! Nice one!

[Jay]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Ok. Soph!!!!!!!!

What drink would you like Jay?

Pint of Carling please :tongue:

[SiMoN!]

if i dont get my food in the next 3 post i am going

[~Kizwiz~]

Added a few more to the menu

Roasted leg of lamb with caramelized chicory,golden raisins and tomato molasses

Pan fried fillet of daurade with sweetcorn succotash and Serrano ham gastrique

Pot roasted rabbit leg with confit garlic, oyster mushrooms, roasted celeriac and an anchovy jus

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Ok. Soph!!!!!!!!

What drink would you like Jay?

Pint of Carling please :tongue:

Ok no problem. here

[Jay]

Originally posted by kizwiz
OYSTERS
Single Variety or Assortment of Oysters (Six Pieces)

KUMAMOTO
Marinated Kumamoto Oysters in Shiso-Lemon Extra Virgin Olive Oil

TUNA
Layers of Thinly Pounded Yellowfin Tuna, Foie Gras and Toasted Baguette, Shaved Chives and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

WILD SALMON
Wild Alaskan and Smoked Salmon; Apple, Celery and Baby Watercress; Jalapeño Emulsion

KANPACHI
Kanpachi Tartare Topped with Wasabi Tobiko; Ginger-Coriander Emulsion

SCALLOPS
Flash Pickled Scallop Slivers; Sea Beans, Cucumber and Pink Radishes

TUNA
Seared and Marinated Yellow Fin Tuna "Sandwich"; Ginger, Lime and Olives

CAVIAR (£85 Supplement)
Organically Grown Farm-Raised Osetra

MESCLUN SALAD
Salad of the Day's Market Herbs and Vegetables with Balsamic-Shallot Vinaigrette

CONCH
Thinly Sliced Conch Marinated Peruvian Style; Dried Sweet Corn

RED SNAPPER
Pan Roasted Red Snapper; Sautéed Pea Shoots; Gingered-Lemon-Scallion Broth

SURF AND TURF
White Tuna and Seared Japanese Kobe Beef "Korean BBQ Style"; Fresh Kimchi; Lemon Brown Butter Emulsion

CODFISH
Baked Codfish in Salt Crust; Stuffed Baby Artichokes with Romesco; Red Wine-Olive and Preserved Tomato Stew

MONKFISH
Pan Roasted Monkfish; Confit Peppers and Fiery "Patatas Bravas"; Chorizo-Albariño Emulsion

WILD SALMON
Barely Cooked Wild Alaskan Salmon; Black Trumpet and Porcini in a Mushroom Pot au Feu

HALIBUT
Poached Halibut, Sweet and Sour Golden and Red Beets, Citrus and Extra Virgin Olive Oil Emulsion

WILD STRIPED BASS - FIJI SHRIMP
Baked Shrimp and Striped Bass; Confit Tomato Agnolotti; Bouillabaisse Consommé and Curry Emulsion
LOBSTER
Baked Lobster; Braised Endives, Enoki and Black Trumpets; Bourbon-Black Pepper Sauce


BLACK BASS
Masala Spiced Crispy Black Bass; Peking Duck-Green Papaya Salad in a Rich Ginger-Cardamom Broth

TURBOT
Organic Chilean Turbot; Shiso-Maitake Salad; Lemon-Miso Broth

RED SNAPPER
Whole Red Snapper Baked in Rosemary and Thyme Salt Crust, Extra Virgin Olive Oil and a Casserole of the Day's Market Vegetables

I will have the lot :whistle:

[SiMoN!]

right that it i am going

a big mac will have to do

byebye - i will be on tonight

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by SiMoN!
if i dont get my food in the next 3 post i am going

Please, don't be so rude... you have to chose from the menu Simon

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Jay

I will have the lot :whistle:

Sir, are you sure you would like the whole menu...... the food here is exquisite but rather pricey..... can i please see your credit card before we make your order?

[Jay]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Jay

I will have the lot :whistle:

Sir, are you sure you would like the whole menu...... the food here is exquisite but rather pricey..... can i please see your credit card before we make your order?

Simon's paying :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

haha... but are you sure that you can eat that much food?

[~Kizwiz~]

Ohh ever well.... simon..... I would like to know how you will be paying for your lunch?

Oh and the drinks list

Cognac
Remy Martin XO
Henessey Paradis
Armagnac
Janneau
Marcel Trepout
Calvados
Port
Bottle
Glass
Grahams
Cocktails


Champagne Cocktails - All at £10.50

Thackeray's Debonnair
Finlandia Vodka, Crème de Peche, Fresh lemon juice, peach puree, fresh mint And Champagne

Champagne Mojito
Havana Club Rum, fresh lime, fresh mint, brown sugar and Champagne

Bellini Collins
Bombay Sapphire Gin, peach puree and Crème de Peche shaken on ice and topped with champagne

Bellini
Champagne, peach puree, Crème de Peche

Raspberry Bellini
Champagne, raspberry puree and Crème de Framboise



Classics And Neo Classics

Sea Breeze
Finlandia Vodka, Cranberry Juice and Grapefruit Juice

Bloody Mary
Finlandia Vodka, tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, Celery salt, pepper, Tabasco and fresh lemon juice

Sours
Your choice of Martell Cognac, Finlandia Vodka, Chivas Regal 12 year or Bulleit Bourbon with fresh lemon juice, sugar, Angostura Bitters and egg white

Honey Berry Sour
Stolichnaya Raspberry, Chambord, honey and sour mix

Cosmopolitan
Absolute Citron, Cointreau, fresh lime and cranberry juice dusted with orange

Cadillac Margarita
Sauza Gold Tequila, Cointreau, Grand Marnier and fresh citrus juices

Perfect Manhattan
Bulleit Bourbon, Sweet & Dry Vermouth, Angostura Bitters

Vanilla Martini
Stolichnaya Vanilla Vodka, fresh vanilla beans and sugar

Hazelnut Martini
Finlandia Vodka shaken with Frangelico, hazelnut liquer

Mixed Berry Martini
Stolichnaya Raspberry, Chambord and fresh mixed berries

Black Bison
Bison Grass Vodka, Crème de Mure, fresh lime, sugar and fresh blackberries


Coffee & Petit Fours
Filter, Espresso
Cappuccino, Teas and Infusions

[Mrluvaluva]

We need more trade Markus. But I suppose it's still a little early for lunch.

[Sophii3x]

Can I go home now :sad:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Ohh ever well.... simon..... I would like to know how you will be paying for your lunch?

Oh and the drinks list

Cognac
Remy Martin XO
Henessey Paradis
Armagnac
Janneau
Marcel Trepout
Calvados
Port
Bottle
Glass
Grahams
Cocktails


Champagne Cocktails - All at £10.50

Thackeray's Debonnair
Finlandia Vodka, Crème de Peche, Fresh lemon juice, peach puree, fresh mint And Champagne

Champagne Mojito
Havana Club Rum, fresh lime, fresh mint, brown sugar and Champagne

Bellini Collins
Bombay Sapphire Gin, peach puree and Crème de Peche shaken on ice and topped with champagne

Bellini
Champagne, peach puree, Crème de Peche

Raspberry Bellini
Champagne, raspberry puree and Crème de Framboise



Classics And Neo Classics

Sea Breeze
Finlandia Vodka, Cranberry Juice and Grapefruit Juice

bl***y Mary
Finlandia Vodka, tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, Celery salt, pepper, Tabasco and fresh lemon juice

Sours
Your choice of Martell Cognac, Finlandia Vodka, Chivas Regal 12 year or Bulleit Bourbon with fresh lemon juice, sugar, Angostura Bitters and egg white

Honey Berry Sour
Stolichnaya Raspberry, Chambord, honey and sour mix

Cosmopolitan
Absolute Citron, Cointreau, fresh lime and cranberry juice dusted with orange

Cadillac Margarita
Sauza Gold Tequila, Cointreau, Grand Marnier and fresh citrus juices

Perfect Manhattan
Bulleit Bourbon, Sweet & Dry Vermouth, Angostura Bitters

Vanilla Martini
Stolichnaya Vanilla Vodka, fresh vanilla beans and sugar

Hazelnut Martini
Finlandia Vodka shaken with Frangelico, hazelnut liquer

Mixed Berry Martini
Stolichnaya Raspberry, Chambord and fresh mixed berries

Black Bison
Bison Grass Vodka, Crème de Mure, fresh lime, sugar and fresh blackberries


Coffee & Petit Fours
Filter, Espresso
Cappuccino, Teas and Infusions

Lunch sounds fantastic. As the DJ is mine free?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I go home now :sad:


Not if you want paying!

[Sticks]

Suddenly the air gets heavy as a slight electrical storm erupts in the bar

The sound of "Oh Bug..." filters through

then the electrical storm dies away, only to be replaced by the sound of all the fuses in the bar going, plunging it into darkness

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GRiT

Lunch sounds fantastic. As the DJ is mine free?


half price

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I go home now :sad:


Not if you want paying!

Didn't you know I'm a millionaire??
But yea.. I'll stay then

[Jay]

Originally posted by Sticks
Suddenly the air gets heavy as a slight electrical storm erupts in the bar

The sound of "Oh Bug..." filters through

then the electrical storm dies away, only to be replaced by the sound of all the fuses in the bar going, plunging it into darkness

Booo who passed wind? :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sticks
Suddenly the air gets heavy as a slight electrical storm erupts in the bar

The sound of "Oh Bug..." filters through

then the electrical storm dies away, only to be replaced by the sound of all the fuses in the bar going, plunging it into darkness


Is there an electrician in the house?!!!

[Sophii3x]

Umm I don't think so.....

[Red Moon]

I demand to see who is in charge of entertainment!

[Jay]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I go home now :sad:


Not if you want paying!

Didn't you know I'm a millionaire??
But yea.. I'll stay then

Really? you can pay for my food then :cheer2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Red Moon
I demand to see who is in charge of entertainment!


That's Grit. He's the DJ.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I go home now :sad:


Not if you want paying!

Didn't you know I'm a millionaire??
But yea.. I'll stay then

Really? you can pay for my food then :cheer2:

No way!
I'm looking after that money:nono:

[Jay]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I go home now :sad:


Not if you want paying!

Didn't you know I'm a millionaire??
But yea.. I'll stay then

Really? you can pay for my food then :cheer2:

No way!
I'm looking after that money:nono:

:shocked: for what?

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I go home now :sad:


Not if you want paying!

Didn't you know I'm a millionaire??
But yea.. I'll stay then

Really? you can pay for my food then :cheer2:

No way!
I'm looking after that money:nono:

:shocked: for what?

I do have an e-baby that needs raising you know

[Mrluvaluva]

Where's that electrician? We're losing business!

[Jay]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Can I go home now :sad:


Not if you want paying!

Didn't you know I'm a millionaire??
But yea.. I'll stay then

Really? you can pay for my food then :cheer2:

No way!
I'm looking after that money:nono:


:shocked: for what?

I do have an e-baby that needs raising you know

Food comes first :cheer2:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Where's that electrician? We're losing business!

Can I go home then
I'll be back tonight?

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by BAZG
Where's that electrician? We're losing business!

Where are the dancers?

That's what I want to know.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Where's that electrician? We're losing business!

Can I go home then
I'll be back tonight?


And leave us in the lurch? Where's your loyalty? And what's happening with the food Kizwiz? Where's Markus? You've all let me down! :bawling:

[Mrluvaluva]

Need a change of tack.

[Red Moon]

The Chief got head hunted..... she has a new job that pays a lot more working in an office.

[Mrluvaluva]

Here they are!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Where's that electrician? We're losing business!

Can I go home then
I'll be back tonight?


And leave us in the lurch? Where's your loyalty? And what's happening with the food Kizwiz? Where's Markus? You've all let me down! :bawling:

Don't cry.. we'll all be here tonight:pat:

[Sophii3x]

I don't think I was made to be a waitress.. So I think I'll just stick with being office manager

[Mrluvaluva]

It can't re-open until we find an electrician. Sticks has done this!

[Sophii3x]

How??

[Mrluvaluva]

May I remind you:

Suddenly the air gets heavy as a slight electrical storm erupts in the bar

The sound of "Oh Bug..." filters through

then the electrical storm dies away, only to be replaced by the sound of all the fuses in the bar going, plunging it into darkness

[Sophii3x]

WTF:puzzled:

[Mrluvaluva]

Sticks has sabotaged the pub and now the e-restaurant/e-club.

[Sophii3x]

:bored: We should report him to the e-police

[Mrluvaluva]

We could bar him.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Red Moon
I demand to see who is in charge of entertainment!


That's Grit. He's the DJ.

Is there a problem?

[Sophii3x]

He will always find a way

[Sticks]

Suddenly the air gets heavy as a slight electrical storm erupts in the bar which increases in intensity. There is a large rushing wind

Filtering through the vortex comes the sound

"ger - can anyone fix a cheap Taiwanese time machine"

Suddenly all the cutlery and the metal condiments stick to each other as they get instantly magnetised.

A big white light erupts

a strange device falls down from the light, looking like a mobile phone, but not. it is smouldering and becoming a burning heap on the floor.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sticks
Suddenly the air gets heavy as a slight electrical storm erupts in the bar which increases in intensity. There is a large rushing wind

Filtering through the vortex comes the sound

"ger - can anyone fix a cheap Taiwanese time machine"

Suddenly all the cutlery and the metal condiments stick to each other as they get instantly magnetised.

A big white light erupts

a strange device falls down from the light, looking like a mobile phone, but not. it is smouldering and becoming a burning heap on the floor.

I just cleaned that floor. :nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

Fire extinguisher!

[Dan_]

*fixes electrics and chucks Sticks into the bin bags*

Hey folks, just taking out the trash :xyxwave:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*fixes electrics and chucks Sticks into the bin bags*

Hey folks, just taking out the trash :xyxwave:

LMAO! :laugh3:

[Dan_]

Do I get a free lunch?

I'd like turkey twizzlers, birdseye potato waffles-they are wafully versatile.


AND A CAN OF LILT!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*fixes electrics and chucks Sticks into the bin bags*

Hey folks, just taking out the trash :xyxwave:

LMAO:laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Do I get a free lunch?

I'd like turkey twizzlers, birdseye potato waffles-they are wafully versatile.


AND A CAN OF LILT!

:shocked: Shhhh. You'll have that Jamie Oliver in here. You know what he's like with them. We don't want closing down. :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Do I get a free lunch?

I'd like turkey twizzlers, birdseye potato waffles-they are wafully versatile.


AND A CAN OF LILT!

:shocked: Shhhh. You'll have that Jamie Oliver in here. You know what he's like with them. We don't want closing down. :nono:

Stuff Jamie Oliver Markie, Dan saved us from Sticks:laugh:

Here you go Dan

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Do I get a free lunch?

I'd like turkey twizzlers, birdseye potato waffles-they are wafully versatile.


AND A CAN OF LILT!

:shocked: Shhhh. You'll have that Jamie Oliver in here. You know what he's like with them. We don't want closing down. :nono:

Stuff Jamie Oliver Markie, Dan saved us from Sticks:laugh:

Here you go Dan

Thank you very much :thumbs:.

As for Jamie Oliver, I'm no longer a school kid so he can go eat cow dung/

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Do I get a free lunch?

I'd like turkey twizzlers, birdseye potato waffles-they are wafully versatile.


AND A CAN OF LILT!

:shocked: Shhhh. You'll have that Jamie Oliver in here. You know what he's like with them. We don't want closing down. :nono:

Stuff Jamie Oliver Markie, Dan saved us from Sticks:laugh:

Here you go Dan

Thank you very much :thumbs:.

As for Jamie Oliver, I'm no longer a school kid so he can go eat cow dung/

LOL!! :laugh: Some of us are. :rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

Thanks for sorting the electrics Dan.

[Sophii3x]

Jamie Oliver will be targeting colleges and hospitals next:rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

How's your food Dan?

[Dan_]

Very good thanks, my compliments to the chef.

The electrics were a doddle without someone meddling :nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

It's on the house, as you sorted the leccy out.

[Sophii3x]

Boss- Could I please take about and hour off tomorrow evening?.. I'm off to Paris Hilton's e-birthday party:hugesmile:

[Chrizzle]

Hey peeps:cheer2:

[Sophii3x]

Welcome Chris :bigsmile:

[Chrizzle]

Thanks.

Can I just have a can of Coke please?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Boss- Could I please take about and hour off tomorrow evening?.. I'm off to Paris Hilton's e-birthday party:hugesmile:


That's fine. See you there. I have an invite too.

[Sophii3x]

Sure.. Diet of Coca Cola?

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Boss- Could I please take about and hour off tomorrow evening?.. I'm off to Paris Hilton's e-birthday party:hugesmile:


That's fine. See you there. I have an invite too.

I'm not going to that one:tongue:

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Sure.. Diet of Coca Cola?

Nah, just normal please:thumbs:

[Sticks]

there is another crackle of electricity in the air, a rushing of air, a sound of swearing

and then calm...

The clock over the bar is now three hours fast

[~Kizwiz~]

Sorry to let you down last minute on the chef's job..... i got headhunted and the pay is so much better :whistle:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Boss- Could I please take about and hour off tomorrow evening?.. I'm off to Paris Hilton's e-birthday party:hugesmile:


That's fine. See you there. I have an invite too.

I'm not going to that one:tongue:


which one u going to?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Sorry to let you down last minute on the chef's job..... i got headhunted and the pay is so much better :whistle:


when they kick you out, don't come back here crying for a 2nd chance!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sticks
there is another crackle of electricity in the air, a rushing of air, a sound of swearing

and then calm...

The clock over the bar is now three hours fast


well I'll just re-set it again then!

[Mrluvaluva]

The cocktail list:

Caipirinha 7.00
Cachaca 51, fresh lime juice and white sugar

Classic Pimm’s 7.00
Pimm’s No.1 with lemonade and fresh fruits

Cosmopolitian 7.50
Smirnoff blue vodka, cointreau, fresh lime juice, cranberry juice

Dry Martini 7.00
Tanqueray gin or Smirnoff blue vodka with martini dry

Grey Goose Martini 8.00
Grey goose vodka with martini dry

Ciroc Martini 8.50
Ciroc (unique) vodka with martini dry

Tanqueray No.10 Martini 9.00
Tanqueray No.10 gin with martini dry

Fruit Flavoured Martini 8.50
Please ask barman for details

Manhattan 7.00
Jim beam bourbon whisky, martini rosso

Margarita 7.00
Gold tequila, cointreau, fresh lime juice, sugar ( straight or frozen )

Strawberry Margarita 7.50
Premier tequila, strawberry liqueur, fresh strawberry and fresh lime juice

Whisky Sour 7.00
Scotch whisky, fresh lime and lemon juice, sugar syrup

Brandy Sour 7.00
Meukow v.s cognac with sweet and sour

Amaretto Sour 7.00
Amaretto with sweet and sour

Raspberry Sour 7.00
Chambord with sweet and sour

Rum Sour 7.00
Myers dark rum with sweet and sour

Daiquiri 7.00
Santiago de cuba carta blanca rum, fresh lime juice, sugar( straight or frozen )

Strawberry Daquiri 7.50
Santiago de cuba carta blanca rum, strawberry liqueur, fresh strawberry and fresh lime juice

White Russian 7.00
Smirnoff blue vodka, kahlua, double cream, chocolate powder

[Mrluvaluva]

[Mrluvaluva]

May aswell have 1 myself then if nobody is joining me!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Boss- Could I please take about and hour off tomorrow evening?.. I'm off to Paris Hilton's e-birthday party:hugesmile:


That's fine. See you there. I have an invite too.

I'm not going to that one:tongue:


which one u going to?

We are having our own one on TiBB :bigsmile:

[Chrizzle]

Yes, Paris Hiltons e-birthday party, 7.30 tomorrow:hello:

Paris fans only!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x

We are having our own one on TiBB :bigsmile:


Cool. Fancy a cocktail?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Yes, Paris Hiltons e-birthday party, 7.30 tomorrow:hello:

Paris fans only!



I won't be there then.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Yes, Paris Hiltons e-birthday party, 7.30 tomorrow:hello:

Paris fans only!

Yes (What Chris said)
NO Paris haters allowed:nono:

And Chris, sorry for making you wait for your coke:flowers:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x

We are having our own one on TiBB :bigsmile:


Cool. Fancy a cocktail?

Nah thanks:laugh:

[Chrizzle]

Thats alright, thanks Soph *drinks Coke*

[Mrluvaluva]

[Sophii3x]

:nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

Mua ha ha ha ha ha!

[Chrizzle]

:bored:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
:bored:


Do you feel sick? Have a drink on the house.

[Mrluvaluva]

[Sophii3x]

OMG:joker:

[MarkWaldorf]

:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

This has gone weird!

[Sophii3x]

I know.. It's always doing it...pissing me off

No bloody way am I dressing up as a tart :nono: