CBB18 Launch Night Discussion Thread - At 9.00 PM tonight

[Ant.]

I love Courtney Stodden

[Jordan.]

the talent has arrived

[lewis111]

Chloe Victoria :love:

[Vanessa]

Looking at bae Lewis towering over everyone. Now take off that tight ass suit :amazed:

:creep:

[Alf]

Here for the Wakefield Wonder Woman

Doing it for Yorkshire

[Kazanne]

OMG,:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::jok er::joker:whats that?

[Chuckyegg]

shes got a padded coathanger under her nose
it looks like a baboons bum

[hijaxers]

Total dullard prediction!

Who stole his neck ?

[Amy Jade]

She's gonna get boos because she doesn't hate herself :worry:

[Jan S]

ugh

that's all i have to say

[Marsh.]

:facepalm:

[Samm]

I LOVE

[Vanessa]

D:

[Daniel.]

YASS

[Black Dagger]

Do she and Katie know each other?

They'd have been at bootcamp and the final together, so I'd imagine so.

[Braden]

Marnie will try and get with Chloe.

[Oaker]

wow I love her

[reece(:]

Welp she's griefed the uglies, perched for the boos

[lewis111]

Spill tea

[Natalie.]

I love Chloe!

[Jessica.]

oh bless :hehe:

The mean age is 40.3 :nono: Don't oh bless me

[Owen19]

Ewww

[Jay28jay2]

LEGEND

[Amy Jade]

Queen of EVERYTHING

[lewis111]

Omg yes love that dress

[Ant.]

She's gonna get boos because she doesn't hate herself :worry:

Oop she got cheered

[Jason.]

I like her even tho she's a shallow bitch.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Cheers. You're ugly lol

[Black Dagger]

Screaming at her getting no reaction when the eye opened :joker:

[reece(:]

Interested to see Chloe's morning look

[EspeonBB]

Not her getting cheered

[Headie]

"If you don't get booed you must be ugly anyway"

[Firewire]

Is this Michelle Keegan?

[Natalie.]

Do my dishes!

[Marsh.]

She's stolen Helen Wood's face! :omgno:

[Ross.]

Not everyone getting cheered

[Shaun]

Emma shading <3

[hijaxers]

ugh

that's all i have to say

What the hell is that mess ???

[Headie]

Not her clocking the sexism :clap1:

[Pete.]

She looks so different from back in the day

[Lostie!]

Well she's a twat.

[Jason.]

Mess at her getting cheers and Alicia Douvall getting booed when she entered lmao

[lewis111]

Love how she didn't get booed the crowd have changed

[Vanessa]

Lazy twat :laugh:

[reece(:]

Is the crowd all Mob Wives stans?

[Crimson Dynamo]

What is this..... thing

[MB.]

I'm glad the crowd is anti-slavery, that's always nice to know

[Johnnyuk123]

Chloe is my worst nightmare. I would not even tell her the time of day if she asked. A complete fake wannabee *****.

[reece(:]

Lazy twat :laugh:

I'd do the same, only fair to do your own stuff!

[Jay28jay2]

QUEEN

[Shaun]

She looks better here than she did in the VT at least :worry:

[EspeonBB]

No girls getting booed yet...

What kinda sorcery is going on :o

[Firewire]

Kween

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

We'll miss you Barack :bawling:

[Braden]

Why are they not booing or cheering at all? :p

[MB.]

Where is Wagner

[lewis111]

Hates feet
Barak Obama crush
Looks like Kim K

Is she me?

[Lostie!]

Buy I'm Not a Slave 4 U by Chloe Khan on iTunes

[Jason.]

I'd do the same, only fair to do your own stuff!

Natalie Rowe agrees!

[Jessica.]

We'll miss you Barack :bawling:

:joker:

[smudgie]

She looks better with the bazookas covered up.
Surprises me when girls say they are body confident when half of their body doesn't actually belong to them. :shrug:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

No girls getting booed yet...

What kinda sorcery is going on :o

Just wait for a black one if there is one

[Firewire]

I was so excited for Helen

Maybe she saw the cast and thought... "I'll wait for Miss GB"?

[Jan S]

The mean age is 40.3 :nono: Don't oh bless me

and that counts as old, does it? oh bless :joker:

[lewis111]

Do her and Katie no each other

[Oaker]

mess

[Shaun]

We'll miss you Barack :bawling:

is he going in?

[Kazanne]

She looks better with the bazookas covered up.
Surprises me when girls say they are body confident when half of their body doesn't actually belong to them. :shrug:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Drew.]

Twat her Marnie!!!!!

[lewis111]

Don't like Grants accent

[Jason.]

I was so excited for Helen

Maybe she saw the cast and thought... "I'll wait for Miss GB"?

Icon!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I wish there was no twist it would be nice to have it be normal for once

[Headie]

Chloe is my worst nightmare. I would not even tell her the time of day if she asked. A complete fake wannabee *****.

Good

[reece(:]

"We have the same agent"

Mess

[minny03]

I feel like the audience was told to not boo people this time around.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mess at girls saying others look stunning but so fake. Mtm teas

[reece(:]

Helen coming after the break?

[EspeonBB]

Caitlyn is finally coming?

[Daniel.]

Is there more

[Marsh.]

Surprises me when girls say they are body confident when half of their body doesn't actually belong to them. :shrug:

:laugh2:

[MB.]

Looking forward to Sam Fox and Obama after the break

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

is he going in?

No the latest girl said she has a crush on him. Maybe in a few years how cool would that be!

[MB.]

(oh god it's the guy from Storage Hunters actually isn't it?)

[reece(:]

Who's coming out of Heavy D, Helen Ledere and Sam Fox?

[Oaker]

who is this dull surprise male thats going in

[Drew.]

Saving the best till last i see

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/729795463671652353/2jVlIQGe.jpg

[Marsh.]

Helen Wood is fuming.

She's been looking for her mouth all day and that Chloe's taken it into Big Brother.

[Ant.]

I want Donald trump to go in to clock Aubrey with his bull**** and then Obama comes in and kicks his ass and gets ejected but not before Chloe gives him a big fat sloppy kiss

[Jessica.]

and that counts as old, does it? oh bless :joker:

I'm guessing you're over 40. :joker: I just wish there was more of a variety, there's only three people under 30.

[Amy Jade]

Are the last two the 'surprises'?

[y.winter]

Stephen Bear looks like the anorectic version of Hughie. It's scary.

[Shaun]

So one of Samantha Fox and Helen Lederer isn't going in :( which is annoying since I've had the fanclub for the latter ready to post since quarter to nine.

[Johnnyuk123]

Sam Fox is known for the song Touch me. I predict by day 4 she will be in the diary room slagging biggin's off saying he touched me.

[Pete.]

Where is Lil Kim???!??

[Marsh.]

I'm guessing you're over 40. :joker: I just wish there was more of a variety, there's only three people under 30.

Oldies are the most popular.

Look at Jayne from the series just gone.

[_Tom_]

I want Helen Lederer.

[EspeonBB]

Tulisa?

[Marsh.]

So one of Samantha Fox and Helen Lederer isn't going in :( which is annoying since I've had the fanclub for the latter ready to post since quarter to nine.

Sam Fox is definitely. Her hand with her tattoo was one of the clues on instagram.

[Ross.]

Bye at Helen not going in </3

[Oaker]

are we sure there is even a surprise celeb lmao

[Shaun]

I want reparations for this Helen tease

[Marsh.]

Bye at Helen not going in </3

She can win the far superior January series instead. :fc:

[Ross.]

Omg I see the CGI sky I'm screaming

[Oaker]

what is this

[lewis111]

Who's last then? Helen

[hijaxers]

Don't like Grants accent

Think you'll find he has no redeeming features - 1st out prob < everyone will find him very irritating.

[MB.]

Is this a straight Biggins

[Time]

Who

[Marsh.]

Omg what is this mess.

[reece(:]

Tracey Barnard reincarnated?

[Jason.]

ugh he's vile

[Ant.]

Ugh I hate him already go away ur boring

[Amy Jade]

I hate this guy

[Jessica.]

Oldies are the most popular.

Look at Jayne from the series just gone.

Not saying otherwise, I know some of the older ones are going to be great housemates. I guess they can't get young celebrities unless they're just from other reality shows. :worry:

[Jordan.]

ill @ the male cast

[Johnnyuk123]

BOOM!!Winner alert!!!

[Owen19]

Helen has to go in

[lewis111]

No, no one knows you

[EspeonBB]

Delete this

[Marsh.]

Who's last then? Helen

Sam Fox.

[Vanessa]

Omg this guy is going to annoy the crap out of them :joker:

[LukeB]

if he's going to shout all the time then bye

[Drew.]

legend

[Lostie!]

Omg I see the CGI sky I'm screaming

https://www.chorusonline.com/images_old/suddenly_i_see_plaatje.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

No

[lewis111]

Sam Fox.

Aww yea :/

[Black Dagger]

Most desperate signing ever?

[Shaun]

...I like him :worry:

[Ant.]

Helen Laundry didnt die for this

[karl100589]

Mark Hunt?
http://media.ufc.tv/generated_images_sorted/Fighter/mark-hunt/mark-hunt_8925_right70.png

[Vanessa]

Boom! :cheer2:

[bots]

is that Barry with dyed hair :laugh:

[Headie]

Justice 4 Ione

[smudgie]

Ave it...Boom.



Next.......

[lewis111]

He's like a worse Scoop

[Marsh.]

Not saying otherwise, I know some of the older ones are going to be great housemates. I guess they can't get young celebrities unless they're just from other reality shows. :worry:

The young 'uns have been tragic for a while. :shocked:

[Owen19]

Shading Katie before he's even met her

[billy123]

BoooooMMM!!!!!!!!

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Jan S]

I'm guessing you're over 40. :joker: I just wish there was more of a variety, there's only three people under 30.i am! and still working, and breathing! some people live till they're 100

Sam Fox is definitely. Her hand with her tattoo was one of the clues on instagram.

she sober yet?




omg he's gonna drive 'em ape**** LOL

[Brother Leon]

BOOM!!

[lewis111]

OMG how can you be worse than Bear

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

They need Bernado to go in

[MB.]

Is this real

[reece(:]

His fee must be low, like his vocabulary

[Natalie.]

legend

Boom! :dance:

[Jason.]

This 'BOOM' thing has already got tiresome :bored:

[GiRTh]

:laugh2:

[lewis111]

Eject all the men but Fatboy

[Xtopher]

Sigh. Makes me want Fatman Scoop back.

[Josy]

Genuinely wasn't watching the screen and thought that was akabusi or however you spell it

[Daniel.]

A WFUL

[MB.]

They need Bernado to go in

.

[Amy Jade]

Why would they book him?

[Vanessa]

He's crazy, but i kind of like him :laugh2:

[Oaker]

did they pay £5 for him

[arista]

I like him. :joker:


You Push Over

[Time]

Boominator?

[MB.]

Well done on coming up with a catchphrase that sounds almost identical to "boo"

[Kazanne]

Never heard of half of these

[Natalie.]

He's full of beans isn't he

I like him

[Jason.]

Harriet's egg dress >>>

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

He's more annoying than SHOWBIZ

[Jordan.]

does he always laugh after everything he says

[iloveaisleyne]

Heavy D would be an amazing name for a male stripper

[lewis111]

Mess at 3 of them not using their real names

[bots]

booom .... its showbizzzz

[Shaun]

Well done on coming up with a catchphrase that sounds almost identical to "boo"

Extremely savvy :clap1:

[lewis111]

Please don't let him win

[Vanessa]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM :dance:

[Ant.]

He cant win it Emma, don't encourage him

[Amy Jade]

Colin

[billy123]

Teddy Ruxpin to win.

[Marsh.]

His. real. name. is.... Colin

:laugh2:

[Samm]

delete it

[Ross.]

does he always laugh after everything he says

:joker:

[Firewire]

"Heavy D's real name is Colin" screaming at it being a fact

[Jordan.]

Shall be calling him Colin tbh

[reece(:]

Heavy D sold clothes to Caitlyn?

[iloveaisleyne]

did they pay £5 for him
He definitely spent £5 on that ice cream fabric

[Vanessa]

:joker: this guy!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The set design is atrocious. Stairs should face the entrance directly. It ruins the swag

[reece(:]

Tesco Darryn Lyons

[Braden]

Get Heavy out! Get Heavy out!

[Ant.]

Id hate to live with him

[Lostie!]

"Heavy D's real name is ... Colin" :laugh2:

[Shaun]

10 seconds in and he's already tried to kill Lewis

TiBB fave?

[Firewire]

Axe it

[Oaker]

why do I have a feeling all the girls are going to leave first

[lewis111]

It's like they want us to not watch

[Pete.]

Get rid!

[Daniel.]

Worst CBB housemate

[Amy Jade]

Renee letting others introduce her :laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Biggins shading already. How dare he wear a loud jacket I would like

[Vanessa]

OMG he jumped on Lewis :joker::joker:

[Time]

How can the male cast be so awful :joker:

[bots]

well at least he is different .... boooooooom :joker:

[reece(:]

Tesco Showbiz, tesco everything...

[Jan S]

biggen's not impressed then - look at that fake shark grin

[lewis111]

They probs spent like £100,014 on this cast
£100,000 on Biggins at a quid for everyone else

[EspeonBB]

So there's no Selina yet they let him on :bored:

[Vanessa]

10 seconds in and he's already tried to kill Lewis

TiBB fave?

:laugh:

[Owen19]

Biggins approaching with caution

[Firewire]

The public wants Helen!

[Johnnyuk123]

Biggin's not happy now that Colin is in the house.

[reece(:]

Mess at Frankie going up half the rankings by default

[Ross.]

Screaming at Frankie's fake smile when in reality he's kinda horrified

[hijaxers]

Heavy D , gonna drive everyone insane , its non stop ! Aww and he's really a colin :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

He's so over the top, but he makes me laugh :joker:

[MB.]

Saira all but going "alright, whatever you say..." when greeting this twat <3

[Lostie!]

Biggins approaching with caution

:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

I feel like Aubrey is on the outside of the group already :worry:

[Jason.]

I like Sam Fox

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Boys boys boys looking for a good time

[Jan S]

i can't be doing with him as a rule, but it was GENIUS putting him in with that lot :D


oh do one, fox

[Samm]

legend

[bots]

i met Sam :smug:

[Chuckyegg]

Samantha's a lesbian

[MB.]

Get that airtime Sam Fox's tits

[Black Dagger]

So who is closing the show?

[Owen19]

Aw no Helen

[LukeB]

I thought Claire King was back.

[Ant.]

Remonds me of danniella westbrook idk why

[Vanessa]

Touche me, i wanna feel your body! :dance:

[lewis111]

I've never even heard of her

[Pete.]

Sam :worship:

[Natalie.]

What a fox

[Guuki]

I thought it was Sherrie from CBB16.

[Lostie!]

Screaming at Frankie's fake smile when in reality he's kinda horrified

The America's Favourite reveal tea

[Jordan.]

Mutha Fox

[Shaun]

I guess I'll go without making a fanclub then

[Natalie.]

love her

[Firewire]

They still do psych tests? Who does them, Judi James?

[Brother Leon]

I only know Biggins, Heavy D and Fatboy.

[Daniel.]

yes at her

[Amy Jade]

Sam :clap2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Sam Fox. Hmm Her name rhymes with Cocks.

[Natalie.]

The America's Favourite reveal tea

:joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[Jan S]

I've never even heard of her
only famous for her tits as a page 3 sun girl way back when, then a drunken tv disaster on the odd show since

[reece(:]

Renee letting others introduce her :laugh2:

Bougie legend <3

[Jason.]

Hope she gets airtime!

[Ant.]

Is this the first series a female hasnt been booed?

[Time]

Not them using her own song to walk out to

[MB.]

I hope this leads to Touch Me (I Want Your Body) knocking Drake off the number one spot

[Oaker]

only 1 person getting bood what is this

[Oaker]

wow super fan Sam :clap1:

[Jason.]

Superfan!

[Shaun]

Bring in Mick Fleetwood to present the end-of-series awards with her

[hijaxers]

Samantha's a lesbian

yes and she's still got chicken legs.