Ch5HD Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 9PM Friday. 29th/7

[arista]

Day 1

Fight Away
and Fun Away

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[arista]

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[Maru]

Thanks arista :)

I'm in

[arista]

On Now

[lewis111]

Not feeling this twist

[lewis111]

Had enough after 2 hours ffs

[Adamw92]

Evening people :)

[LukeB]

Hey

[lewis111]

Aubrey looked so good

[Lostie!]

Get money, Biggins

[hijaxers]

Massive fat transfer Renee - I can't remember your tush being that humungos.

[lewis111]

Not Evelyn the mug

[Jan S]

why would someone CHOOSE to do that to their arse? i just don't get it. in what parallel world is that oddness attractive? not like a natural big booty.... just freaky weird :shrug:

[lewis111]

Mess at Wannabe Singer

[Pete.]

'Wannabe singer'

Shady

[lewis111]

There's so many awful males this year

[Adamw92]

Here for Heavy D being the first evictee

[Johnnyuk123]

BOOM!

[LukeB]

Heavy D is annoying me now.

[lewis111]

A bear and Heavy friendship would be awful

[lewis111]

Can we have the Dead Heavy D instead

[Natalie.]

Big Brother sure loves his twists

[Pete.]

Those headphones are tragic and tacky

[lewis111]

Mess at Grant just standing in the corner clapping

[bots]

heavy d for the win!

[Johnnyuk123]

Keep letting Biggins think he's already won this. :joker::joker::joker:

[LukeB]

Biggins shading Frankie :joker:

[Lostie!]

Big Brother sure loves his twists

Not Zelena

[Oaker]

Does he think this is BBUS or

[Ross.]

Frankie to be waiting all week on that HoH comp that never comes?

[Jan S]

james n biggins 'discussing nominations' :nono: trooble raisin' bitches!

:rolleyes:

[LukeB]

Frankie to be waiting all week on that HoH comp that never comes?

He probs think getting nominated means he's hoh.

[lewis111]

Not sexual themes already

[hijaxers]

heavy d for the win!

He couldn't win a booby prize

[Natalie.]

Not Zelena

:joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Just caught up. Evening All. Xx

[Natalie.]

Love this marriage advice

[lewis111]

What was that laugh

[Pete.]

Get it Marnie

[Lostie!]

That laugh :laugh2:

[Samm]

get that dad marine ✓

[lewis111]

Heavy D and Chloe chatting

[Jan S]

What was that laugh

fake n creepy

[LukeB]

Saira's clocking incoming?

[Firewire]

NOT racismgate

[Crimson Dynamo]

Notes down blow job thing***

[LukeB]

"Why are you in here" :joker:

[Firewire]

That couch does not go with the decor

[Shaun]

ok drop the axe to grind saira :idc: it's been an hour

[lewis111]

Mess at him bringing up curry contest judging

[Adamw92]

Why is the camera focusing on basically everyone except the 2 actually having this discussion?

[Ross.]

Legend Saira <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh f off saira u total fake bitch

[Lostie!]

"I've been one of the judges for the British Curry Awards" :joker:

[Firewire]

Aubrey :clap1:

[lewis111]

Queen of Anti Guns Aubrey

[Jan S]

get real, saira, you're on here like you were on the apprentice and every other gig you've ever done - getting camera exposure for yourself!

[Shaun]

oh renee...

[lewis111]

Not semi racist Renee

[Maru]

Wow these are people are amazingly extroverted. I love it

[Ross.]

I'm shook at serious conversation on the first night

[Firewire]

James going in as a controversial character and actually talking the most sense :worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

SD alert

[Oaker]

Renee is going to be a mess :omgno:

[lewis111]

I love these kinda conversations

[LaLaLand]

ALREADY proper, interesting and intelligent debates!! Yesss

[Shaun]

steer clear of the inevitable orange clique Katie!

[lewis111]

I don't want Chloe joining that young crew with reality stars

[Pete.]

Frankie is so extra

[Lostie!]

Kind of liking James, oops.

[Maru]

Renee is a mess, but the rest at least seem gracious so far and open and willing to discuss things... I hate when everyone runs to their corners of the room and put up defenses right in the beginning

[LukeB]

Why is Frankie trying to a british accent?

[Crimson Dynamo]

The last intelligent young person was the Welsh guy in civilian

[Jan S]

energiser bunny needs blowing up

[Maru]

I may end up really liking Frankie

[lewis111]

Aubrey and Katie sharing :love:

[Ant.]

"You cant share with me your bums too big" Saira :love:

[Firewire]

Katie and Aubrey sharing a bed, alliance coming!

[lewis111]

Yes Lewis support queen Saira

[Ross.]

Saira getting her way <3

[LukeB]

Saira getting her bed :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Lewis :clap2:

[Firewire]

Lewis uncancelled

[lewis111]

Ugh he's so immature it's just a bed

[Shaun]

Here for the Marenee relationship

[lewis111]

Tactic queen

[Pete.]

Saira :worship:

[Oaker]

Queen of strategy Saira :clap1:

[Ross.]

Screaming at her playing the kids card

Queen of gameplay :clap1:

[lewis111]

That's so obvious though like surely he will sus it out

[Ant.]

Saira "missing her kids" 2 hours into the show

Bless biggins if he believes her :love:

[Firewire]

"Oh darling, why did you do it?" :laugh2:

[LukeB]

Saira for BBCan

[Shaun]

The kids card :clap1: -wonders how many viewers the twist has gone over their heads and they think she's being serious-

[Owen19]

Renee sounds like a permanent ranting Angie

[Lostie!]

Mastermind Saira :clap1:

[Firewire]

Saira <3

[lewis111]

I'm hoping Bear will be more bearable sober

[Ant.]

Oh no Heavy has matching ice cream pants

[Crimson Dynamo]

Saira having no mates by day 3

[hijaxers]

get real, saira, you're on here like you were on the apprentice and every other gig you've ever done - getting camera exposure for yourself!

Yeah give it a rest - missing yer kids - you only been gone 48hrs

[Firewire]

Can Frankie be axed please

[Pete.]

Heavy is trash

[Maru]

Frank is going to walk when all the glitter gets evicted

[Jan S]

heavy D - i approve of that policy DBAC :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Frankie is Marco from fight night. The one with the bold head.

[lewis111]

How are you plotting? Don't see you working like tactic queen Saira

[Ant.]

Yeah give it a rest - missing yer kids - you only been gone 48hrs

I mean she isn't but she said that to be nominated and therefore be immune

[lewis111]

That won't be hard then

[Wizard.]

"ON THE BLOCK" jeez

[LukeB]

Frank is going to walk when all the glitter gets evicted

TIBB member to go in with a vacuum to suck all the glitter up?

[Maru]

We can evict the glitter, but can we keep the sparkle and silly string pls?

[Pete.]

'How well I did in America'

:)

[Crimson Dynamo]

DBAC

My advice to TS every day on TIBB

[Ross.]

Mess he's actually playing BBUS

[Amy Jade]

Quite liking Frankie...

[Shaun]

The bedroom looks so nice :love: shame about the living room

[Oaker]

Mens hour flopping :clap1:

[lewis111]

Yes Saira drag men

[Jan S]

Yeah give it a rest - missing yer kids - you only been gone 48hrs

yeah but that's to get nominated which'll get her immunity.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Biggins thinking

U basic bitch

[Ross.]

Screaming at "they tried it on Radio Four....it FLOPPED" :joker:

[Ant.]

"Loose Men"

James clocking the sexism against men in media? :clap1:

[Firewire]

Frankie playing BBUS in the UK house is Jack's wet dream

[LukeB]

How does Ariana cope with having a brother like Frankie?

[Johnnyuk123]

DBAC

My advice to TS every day on TIBB

:joker::joker::joker::clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Marnie you better shower if you're going to share a bed. #TEAMLEWIS

[Samm]

Lewis is trash already

[LukeB]

Well that was random James

[Firewire]

Lewis being sexist? Cancelled again

[Pete.]

Saira is the new Shilpa :(

[lewis111]

Why is Stephen trying to stir ****

[Ant.]

Ew I hate James alright

[Firewire]

Saira :clap2:

[Amy Jade]

Renee taking her make up off :laugh2:

Please somebody gif it

[Adamw92]

Not used to seeing the bedroom so neat and tidy.

[lewis111]

Why is Stephen trying to stir ****
Wait it's James

[Ross.]

Ready for a summer of Saira clocking

[Johnnyuk123]

Saira was digging for dirt on James. :nono:

[lewis111]

James is Farrah and Saira is Natasha

[Pete.]

Saira remains classy and winning

[MB.]

My mum's watching BB for the first time in years and I'm currently trying to explain to her that Ariana Grande isn't the woman from the Huffington Post

[lewis111]

She never said he was ffs

[Shaun]

:facepalm: Saira could do with a sense of humour

[Natalie.]

Liking James

[Ant.]

James is Farrah and Saira is Natasha

Nnnnnm no wonder I love her so much

[Jan S]

Well that was random James

not really - it referred to their earlier convo

[Kazanne]

I think Saira is gonna get on my tits

[Jason.]

Ready for a summer of Saira clocking

Ready for a summer of you clocking anyone who says a bad word about her /Sherrie

[Ross.]

:facepalm: Saira could do with a sense of humour

Delete this

[Ant.]

:facepalm: Saira could do with a sense of humour

"Haha James you said I called you a racist!! Youre such a riot"

[LukeB]

not really - it referred to their earlier convo

But that convo ended a while ago... there was no need to bring it back up again.

[Ross.]

Ready for a summer of you clocking anyone who says a bad word about her /Sherrie

Oops I've already started :fan:

[Firewire]

Fancy the guy talking in that advert

[Lostie!]

Still liking James, oops.

[EspeonBB]

Wow Saira is the star of the show already

[Pete.]

:facepalm: Saira could do with a sense of humour
Because 'Saira thinks I'm a rasict' out of nowhere was hilarious

[Ross.]

Fancy the guy talking in that advert

A tad odd

[Amy Jade]

I don't blame Saira being annoyed tbh, he's known her an hour and he shouldn't joke about stuff like that imo

[Jan S]

She never said he was ffs

he was being facetious

[Oaker]

The public are gonna hate Saira which is tragic

[hijaxers]

Will it be possible for any of the HM's to shut Saira up - no she she never effin shuts up .

[Firewire]

A tad odd

How is it odd

I'm not talking about a voice over

[lewis111]

Wtf is this ad

[Ross.]

How is it odd

I'm not talking about a voice over

Oh mess I thought you were talking about a voice

[Johnnyuk123]

week two Saira and James argue over the use of anal beads after 3 am. :hee:

[Firewire]

Oh mess I thought you were talking about a voice

leave it

[Amy Jade]

That's possibly the stupidest advert I've seen in ages.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I don't blame Saira being annoyed tbh, he's known her an hour and he shouldn't joke about stuff like that imo

What did he even say I wasn't listening?

[Maru]

I got my hubby powertools for his birthday... how lame am I, should've bought him Nerf

[Pete.]

The public are gonna hate Saira which is tragic
Don't go there :(

[Shaun]

Delete this

DELETE YOURSELF

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[smudgie]

I think Saira is gonna get on my tits

She is already swinging from mine.

I had such high hopes for her as well.

[Jan S]

But that convo ended a while ago... there was no need to bring it back up again.

lol, i don't suppose he's worried about need. conversations can stretch across several levels, and alluding to things mentioned earlier can be funny.

besides, don't forget they're all trying to get biggins to nominate them :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

The D in Heavy D stands for Double Big Mac.

[Maru]

That's possibly the stupidest advert I've seen in ages.

It was very American. I haven't seen a Nerf commercial in a while... usually it's for children

[lewis111]

Why tf are they screaming his name

[Amy Jade]

I hope he uses the judas kiss on Saira :fc:

[lewis111]

I feel like this whole twist was made to save Frankie

[LukeB]

Seal it with a kiss? Britney promo

[Lostie!]

I feel like this whole twist was made to save Frankie

The vote to save alone will save Frankie for a good while.

[Firewire]

Seal it with a kiss? Britney promo

:clap1:

[bots]

glasgow kiss ok?

[Shaun]

here for Renee just charging to the diary room and begging to make out

[lewis111]

Mess if he kisses the hottest one (I know he does)

[Maru]

I like how BB basically said "now come on, don't cop out.. you need to nominate someone you dislike so we can start drama"

[lewis111]

Why are they stil kinda being nice to him

[Jan S]

glasgow kiss ok?

better than a dagenham smile ;)

[Firewire]

this spice girls promo :clap1:

[Samm]

Sing Katie! She's still got it

[lewis111]

Katie's Amazinh voice

[Shaun]

here for Katie, Aubrey & Rylan's Spice Girls tribute act

Frankie can be Geri and leave prematurely

[Shaun]

Aubrey's subtlety :love:

[lewis111]

OMH they are making his so obvious wtf

[Maru]

Gotta pay for those beats headphones

[Amy Jade]

He's gotta know lol

[Pete.]

Was that Spice Girls moment not me and Firewire

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

OMH they are making his so obvious wtf

.

[Firewire]

Aubrey's subtlety :love:

:love:

[Firewire]

Was that Spice Girls moment not me and Firewire

RIGHT?

[Lostie!]

Shipping Aubiggins

[EspeonBB]

Aubrey strategic queen

[Moosething]

"Plant one on me" facepalm

[Vanessa]

The Queen of England! :joker:

[Pete.]

Seal it with a kiss? Britney promo
Say you're just a friend I'm a lil liar :clap1:

[lewis111]

There's so much tension between Saira and James

[Ross.]

Screaming at Saira's reaction

[Moosething]

Marnie is trash

[Adamw92]

"Have you brought a vibrator in?" :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

What is this Marnie

[Firewire]

"I don't do sex" relatable queen

[EspeonBB]

The Ciara promo :clap1:

[Shaun]

zzzz @ the sex talk already

[Kazanne]

She is already swinging from mine.

I had such high hopes for her as well.

:joker::joker:

[Ant.]

Someone gif Saira'd reaction

[Pete.]

Saira :love:

[Ross.]

Mother hen Saira <3

[Drew.]

****ing hell Marnie :joker:

[Vanessa]

Saira's face! :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Saira is going to get hated I can feel it :worry:

[Oaker]

screaming at Saira :love:

[LukeB]

That was hilarious

[Firewire]

MESS

[Moosething]

Saira queen of class

[Samm]

This is a scream

[Jason.]

"Excuse me :umm2:"

:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Saira's face

[Owen19]

She's completely baffled:laugh:

[smudgie]

Awww poor James is embarrassed.

[Maru]

Wait, so Saira doesn't have sex.... like.... at all???

[lewis111]

Her names not that hard to say! Shilpa teas

[Moosething]

I love Saira

[Ant.]

Id so confess that Im so attracted to Biggins and tell him i wanna **** him so he gibes me a big sloppy kiss and turn me on while simultaneously giving me immunity

[lewis111]

Mess at Saira knowing Chloe's webcam

[Firewire]

Saira has prepared for an exam

[Ross.]

Saira knowing everything about everyone she's a scream

[David R]

Gosh the intelligence in this sofa conversation is hurting my head!

[bots]

as Saira get out her 12 inch vibrator from her luggage :joker:

[Ross.]

Saira has prepared for an exam

:joker:

[Vanessa]

James running away :joker:

[Oaker]

wow get that immunity :clap1:

[Ant.]

SAIRA IS IMMUNE omg yes

[Adamw92]

Saira gets the judas kiss

[Amy Jade]

Yesssss Saira safe :love:

[Owen19]

Saira you have immunity cheer up

[lewis111]

I don't see why they aren't being horrible to Biggins or At least bitter

[EspeonBB]

Saira :love:

[Vanessa]

Marnie is hilarious :joker:

[Ant.]

"I got the snog"
"YOU GOT THE ****S?"

[GiRTh]

I wish she really was up for eviction, Dont like Saira at all