Ch5HD Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 9PM Saturday. 30th/7

[arista]

Day2

9PM tonight Ch5 and Ch5HD

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Yes James
she has not had sex for a long time.

[lewis111]

Looks like Bear vs Saira tonight

[Glenn-C]

Perched

[Pete.]

Looks like Bear vs Saira tonight
Can't wait for the Saira hate later then

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[Rob!]

Checka traaaaaaaade chekka trade dot com

[Oaker]

Why do they get a new sponsor every series

[bots]

Booom!

[Amy Jade]

Renee plotting :love:

[Rob!]

Kill him Saira

[Adamw92]

Breakfast <3

[Oaker]

wow this promo :clap1:

[lewis111]

Fleur :love:

[Pete.]

'Breakfast' is on iTunes now!

[Jordan.]

Not fleur promo

[Rob!]

I really can't get over how different the bedroom looks

[Pete.]

'Stephan' <3 Me

[Rob!]

Urgh he's such a knob

[Amy Jade]

Bear leave Saira alone

[lewis111]

Mess she's just trying to help him

[Lostie!]

I ****ing love Saira's patronising way of explaining things to people :laugh2: :love:

[Pete.]

Saira won

[lewis111]

He has his area what's the big problem

[Adamw92]

What's wrong with him? :shrug:

[lewis111]

He's keeps square going people them saying he doesn't want an argument

[Shaun]

drown him

[Headie]

Saira queen of trolling <3

[Jordan.]

Bear is unbearable

[lewis111]

He was the one who made the deal out of it, hate him already

[Glenn-C]

can Heavy D sit on Bear please

[bots]

he seems to me to be having some substance withdrawal issues

[Adamw92]

Yeah, I'm not buying from ya Heavy

[Shaun]

not James Whale bidding for cushions he's sat on

[Rob!]

Heavy's such a nut :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Couldn't cope with that loud ****

[bots]

oh my :D

[Glenn-C]

BOOM!

[Rob!]

It's literally vile why would you have that done :unsure:

[lewis111]

Mess at her just whipping it out

[lewis111]

Omg thank god she lived

[Glenn-C]

Day 2 and arses are being whipped out already

[lewis111]

Renee reacting less to almost dying than Bear did to not getting the spot he wanted to put his clothes

[Firewire]

Screamed at Saira

[lewis111]

Not a vaper

[Rob!]

"Fat boy" :umm2:

[Kazanne]

FFS you could park a few bikes in that

[bots]

FFS you could park a few bikes in that

:joker:

[Rob!]

"Old big tits"

:umm2: :umm2: :umm2:

[Lostie!]

Yeah, how dare someone be nice.

[Pete.]

Stephan can leave

Justice for Ricky!

[Jordan.]

Can they stop trying to make Bear a thing

[Jan S]

he doesn't like ricky cos he's too nice? figures

[lewis111]

Not here for all this Bear airtime

[Rob!]

Even Big Brother sounds like he thinks Bear is a knob

[Oaker]

Bear needs to go

[Lostie!]

Bear is horrific.

[Shaun]

I loathe people like that

[Amy Jade]

Bear is going to be the new Marco

[bots]

the bear tosser is going to really annoy me

[Vanessa]

Bear makes me laugh :laugh:

[Adamw92]

"It's the page after 2!" :joker:

[Firewire]

Oh of course

[Pete.]

'It's the page after 2'

Clocked? :joker:

[Nick.]

Bear is everything I loathe in a person

[Jan S]

damn, sam being condescending to glitter boi :hehe:

[Rob!]

Saira queen psychologist

[Rob!]

Bear is going to be the new Marco

Maxwell

[Pete.]

Maxwell
This is accurate

[Rob!]

Biggin's belly appearing in the room about five minutes before he does :love:

[Jordan.]

Biggins recognising Chloe as a formidable talent

[Jan S]

do these get immunity too? :fist:

[Glenn-C]

"Which housemate is the most/least..."
Can we not :facepalm:

[Amy Jade]

Sam

[lewis111]

Clearly Chloe as most iconic

[Vanessa]

Icon Sam :love:

[Ant.]

"Most iconic"

Is a TiBB member BB?

[Oaker]

Can he not :omgno:

[Shaun]

could he wear some clothes please

[Jordan.]

Um

[lewis111]

No need

[Rob!]

Omg :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Biggins is so false

[Vanessa]

Too much information :omgno:

[Owen19]

Lovely

[Pete.]

Frankie is the worst

[Wizard.]

I've always thought Biggins was really fake but that was hilarious :D Hope I'm wrong

[Amy Jade]

I kinda want Bear to stay a while so the hate is focused on him and doesn't stray to the women for a few weeks

[Missunique]

His definition of trashy is hilarious.:hehe:

[Glenn-C]

Why hasn't Jayne made her surprise entrance as a celebrity yet?

[Rob!]

I kinda want Bear to stay a while so the hate is focused on him and doesn't stray to the women for a few weeks

Except the public probably love him :bored:

[Ant.]

Why hasn't Jayne made her surprise entrance as a celebrity yet?

Do you really think the GBP deserve to see iconic queen Jayne on their screens again?

[Jan S]

yanno, i still don't really get why gettiing her tits and arse out as a pretty young teen (managed by her dad till she sacked him, if i remember) means i should admire sam - and money was thrown at her ''music career'' because she was the face (read 'tits') of pop,, not because she was a talent in the industry.

now as a business person, maybe i can see more to be admired there....

[Jan S]

His definition of trashy is hilarious.:hehe:

given the kind of suits he made a name for himself in, i can only hope he's being tongue in cheek!

[Amy Jade]

Chloe's tits omfg :laugh2:

[Rob!]

Her tits are RIDICULOUS

[Owen19]

Why hasn't Jayne made her surprise entrance as a celebrity yet?

She'd show the rest of them up:love:

[Firewire]

Not more religion talk :worry:

[lewis111]

James is just like the wrong kinda person

[Ant.]

"Are both your parents indian"
"My parents are from pakistan"

Educate ha

[lewis111]

Saira getting all this promo and airtime

[Calderyon]

Chloe´s breasts are almost like a whole new personality. Like they are alive and want to be free.

[Owen19]

Give Katie more screentime pls

[Rob!]

Give Katie more screentime pls

Has she even said one word yet?

[lewis111]

Chloe talented for carrying them tits around 24/7

[starry]

Chloe's tits omfg :laugh2:

American's love huge tits, I'm sure it helped her over there lol. She's a character though.

[Pete.]

Wait I forgot about Katie

[Shaun]

BB giving the boring TOWIE moulds who're guaranteed to make the final a comic task :facepalm:

[lewis111]

Boom is already worse than showbiz

[armand.kay]

Lol the CBB tasks are so much better

[armand.kay]

Lewis is so hot

[Firewire]

Is Frankie dead yet

[Ant.]

Frankie makes me suicidal

[lewis111]

Ugh I don't want to watch that

[Oaker]

not them encouraging him :omgno:

[Jordan.]

Not that being a reward for him

[Jan S]

he wouldn't know humble if it were shoved sideways up his poopchute :laugh:

[Pete.]

Wow Grodner wasn't even THIS obvious

[Ant.]

Lewis is so hot

Hnnnng talking of ehoch2

[Oaker]

umm

[Shaun]

:omgno:

[Ant.]

His willy <3

[Firewire]

Omg

[Pete.]

:suspect:

[Jordan.]

Oh at them showing it

[Glenn-C]

YIKES!

[T*]

YAas peen on the screen

[Amy Jade]

Pink penis? :laugh:

[lewis111]

Mess at nudity already Alex tease

[Rob!]

Bye at me missing it

[Vanessa]

Ah very nice :smug:

[Headie]

Marsh to call Ofcom @ the dick not being wrapped in tinfoil?

[Lostie!]

Oh at the dick shot

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[Jan S]

hope they don't make a big fuss over such a little thing....

[Pete.]

Frankie is a pervert creep

Poor Zach

[Wizard.]

Full cock and balls omg

[armand.kay]

Lewis is the winner.

[Glenn-C]

Arses and willies and it's only Day 2

[Owen19]

Being 'alright' doesn't equal talent

[Vanessa]

A donkey in the diary room :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Lewis has won me over, I've come over all Vanessa in my stanning for looks

[Oaker]

lol do they really think they have any talent

[Ant.]

No mate ur both just talentless

[Jan S]

deluded coupla twonks

[Lostie!]

So are Bear and Lewis gonna actually explain what their talent is?

[Shaun]

not targeting one of the others that's actually had a career as talentless </3

[lewis111]

I love all the life stories

[Amy Jade]

Renee :love:

[Adamw92]

Lewis has won me over, I've come over all Vanessa in my stanning for looks

down girl!!!

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[Jordan.]

The Samantha Fox Suite :love:

[lewis111]

Omg no Renee :love:

[lewis111]

Imagine the Chloe Khan Room

[Vanessa]

:omgno:

[bots]

have a good boom vomit

[Glenn-C]

No at this rap

[Owen19]

So are Bear and Lewis gonna actually explain what their talent is?

Being the biggest prize ****s

[Firewire]

eject it

[Pete.]

Cheek2Cheek2 out this fall

[Shaun]

vying for a guest spot on Ari's next LP?

[Rob!]

Can this end please

[Headie]

What's he saying I've muted it

[Jan S]

he's such a product of stage schools

[Adamw92]

:idc:

[Kazanne]

LOL @ James though

[bots]

that was clearly rehearsed ****

[Pete.]

Now we know Frankie rapped on the Problem demo

[Glenn-C]

Delete him

[lewis111]

James is me rn

[Maru]

I had a feeling Grant wanted a young piece

[lewis111]

Grant had been more invisible than Katie

[Glenn-C]

Oh right Grant is in there

[Jan S]

lol @ the various ways they're smoothing up eachother to avoid future noms

[Kazanne]

I wish I could find someone to really like

[Jan S]

ricky gervais - now there's a talent

/advert chat

[hijaxers]

eject it

Yeah - by the back passage.

[bots]

I wish I could find someone to really like

Sam and James are the only potential ones that i could like

[Firewire]

Yeah - by the back passage.

Is this a homophobic joke?

[Glenn-C]

Yeah - by the back passage.
Celebrity Annihilation?

[Jan S]

I wish I could find someone to really like
so far i really only like ricky, and that's because of what i knew about him already.

[hijaxers]

Grant had been more invisible than Katie

Grunt could at least have a shave. Urrg !

[rusticgal]

Sam and James are the only potential ones that i could like


Same here..

[starry]

that was clearly rehearsed ****

So it was either a crap rap for people even though it was ok for what it was, or it was actually begrudgingly good but it must have been prepared. Still ok though eh.

[Jordan.]

Clock Chez

[Glenn-C]

Katie existing :love:

[Oaker]

wow expose her

[Shaun]

drag cheryl for filth :clap1:

[Pete.]

Not the Cheryl drags being the only time Katie is shown

[Amy Jade]

Cheryl isn't the nations sweetheart anymore tbh

[starry]

Sam and James are the only potential ones that i could like

Sam is a predictable winner as she is famous and safe, but a bit boring for me.

[Owen19]

She ain't no sweetheart

[lewis111]

Drag her

[Amy Jade]

Jayne is

[bots]

So it was either a crap rap for people even though it was ok for what it was, or it was actually begrudgingly good but it must have been prepared. Still ok though eh.

just making an observation that it wasn't off the cuff as it were, which i believe i'm entitled to do

[Rob!]

Here for Katie destroying Cheryl Cole

[armand.kay]

This is probably the first time celebs have actually spilt the tea on their outside controversy

[Pete.]

Cheryl isn't the nations sweetheart anymore tbh
Raign ended her

[lewis111]

Cheryl ain't the nations sweetheart let's be real

[Kazanne]

so far i really only like ricky, and that's because of what i knew about him already.

Me too,dont mind James either:wavey:

[Firewire]

Cheryl is over

[Jordan.]

Katie needs to give Cher some promo

[GiRTh]

Quote of the night from Katie - I took it on the chin :laugh2:

[lewis111]

Katie being saved over Aiden is still the best moment in TV history

[Glenn-C]

Biggins to literally spill the tea?

[Amy Jade]

Raign ended her

She actually did, the tide turned after that. Cheryl was clearly jealous of Raign

[Shaun]

here for a CBB of people pissed off with Cheryl Cole.

[Rob!]

Lmao at their "we haven't been watching" acting

[Oaker]

welp that was some **** acting

[Shaun]

this acting

[lewis111]

Even if the HMs didn't know they would be suspicious of him constantly being called do the DR

[lewis111]

Love him sussing out everyone

[Lostie!]

here for a CBB of people pissed off with Cheryl Cole.

Dibs on the Sophie Amogbokpa Appreciation Thread.

[lewis111]

That could not have been worse acting on both parts

[Glenn-C]

Even if the HMs didn't know they would be suspicious of him constantly being called do the DR
I think most of them are called to the DR anyway just to talk to BB

[Shaun]

yaaaaaas renee clock the dickheads :clap2:

[Amy Jade]

Biggins: 'sorry I'm so starstruck around you!'

Renee: 'I'm starstruck when he takes his shirt off'

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Clock it Renee

[Rob!]

Renee :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Queens!

[Vanessa]

And he's immune! :cheer2:

[Amy Jade]

Renee hates Bear :hehe:

[lewis111]

Yes Renee great opinions

[Firewire]

Omg Renee for HOH

[Owen19]

Renee clocking Bear and James

[Oaker]

delete Frankie

[Pete.]

Alliance forming :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Renee hating Lewis and Bear :clap2:

[Amy Jade]

Renee's faves :laugh2:

[Rob!]

Renee and Aubrey :clap1:

[armand.kay]

Wow renee's list :clap1:

[lewis111]

I'm here for this final but Chloe instead of Frankie

[Amy Jade]

Renee is slaying me tonight

[Wizard.]

I didn't know queens Farrah and Jenna had returned :clap1:

[lewis111]

Massive profile is a bit OTT

[Shaun]

oh marnie :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

Grant is kinda hot in a weird way

[Firewire]

Marnie and Grant the new Steph and Jez?

[Rob!]

I'm lowkey here for Grannie

[Firewire]

I'm lowkey here for Grannie

The expose!

[Lostie!]

I'm lowkey here for Grannie

:joker:

[hijaxers]

Renee hating Lewis and Bear :clap2:

Yeah thats not difficult is it :joker:

[hijaxers]

Grant is kinda hot in a weird way

Really ? he reminds me of Jeffery Archer / Paddy Ashdown

[Glenn-C]

I didn't know queens Farrah and Jenna had returned :clap1:

No @ these Jarrah teas

[Jan S]

Really ? he reminds me of Jeffery Archer / Paddy Ashdown

yes! i was wondering who he reminded me of, of who reminded me of him... archer, for sure

[starry]

Why would anyone want Biggins in the final?

[lewis111]

Not more nudity already

[Rob!]

Not Lewis to get his dick out again

[lewis111]

I'm here for this snowmance

[Firewire]

Grant is so awkward

[Rob!]

What is even happening here

[Firewire]

"Yeah cool man yeah nice" me

[lewis111]

It just seems to be like she's mocking him

[Amy Jade]

Heavy D and Chloe?