The wonderful logic of...

[Absorption]

"Wot I'm sayin' is I'll kiss her if I wanna kiss her but I wouldn't kiss her but I would kiss her if I wanted to kiss her I don't wanna kiss her but if I wanna kiss her I will kiss her and if I wanna kiss her I will kiss her. **** that Saira being nice to me it's too late for that now*."

(*Conveniently said just after Saira has told Marnie that Bear is actually "a decent bloke".)

[jaxie]

I don't think he knew what he talking about, too drunk. Pretty sure no one else knew what he was talking about, I know I didn't!

[armand.kay]

He was clearly really drunk a bit pointless to try and make sense of it.