Jason's BBUS Watch Thread [Currently Watching: BB2]

[Jason.]

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[Jason.]

Ranking of the launch coming shortly.

[Pete.]

Perched :love:

[EspeonBB]

Excited to hear your thoughts Jason!

[Headie]

People like you cause the death of first-watch/rewatch threads, you make me sick :bored:

Jk I'm here for you stanning Da'Vonne, Audrey, Jackie, Shelli, Becky, the Twins and legend Vanessa!

[Pete.]

Excited to discuss why Kaitlin is the true Jo O'Meara of BB15 in a few weeks

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[Daniel-X]

You will LOVE Day and Shelli. Two of the best internationally I've seen.

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Two-Part Launch

1. Da'Vonne
2. Audrey
3. Shelli
4. Jackie
5. Vanessa
6. Jason
7. Meg
8. Liz
9. Becky
10. Clay
11. John
12. James
13. Jeff
14. Austin
15. Steve
16. Jace

Mess I forgot the names of all the male HG's bar Jason so I had to look them up :shame:

I'm here for the Da'Vonne, Shelli and Audrey alliance. Those three are my favourites based on first impressions so far :love:

Mess at some of them lying about their jobs so they don't become targets. Da'Vonne lying about her job and saying she's a 2nd grade teacher <3 and her claiming John is lying about being a dentist. :joker:

"HE'S LYIN THROUGH HIS TEETH!" <33

I love her and the fact she sounds a little like Tiffany Pollard makes me appreciate her even more. :love:

Audrey being the Nadia Almada of BBUS :clap1:

And lmao at Shelli thirsting over Clay when they'd only just entered.

[Jason.]

Not my rankings and writeup being paid dust.

[LukeB]

Day,Audrey,Vanessa and Meg in green :love:

[Ross.]

Not my rankings and writeup being paid dust.

We were all seething at Basic Becky in yellow

[Pete.]

Da'Vonne, Shelli and Audrey alliance :love:

[Jason.]

We were all seething at Basic Becky in yellow

Leave my thread and don't come back.

[Ross.]

Actually I'll forgive you since you haven't seen her in her prime yet

The correct three are in red :clap1:

[Jason.]

Da'Vonne, Shelli and Audrey alliance :love:

Legends only

[Jason.]

Actually I'll forgive you since you haven't seen her in her prime yet

The correct three are in red :clap1:

Yeah Austin's whole 'Judas' thing annoyed me.

Becki Seddiki you are not!

[Jason.]

Day,Audrey,Vanessa and Meg in green :love:

All BBUS legends!

[LukeB]

I;m not judging etc because I don't look down on people for having a different opinion, I'm just wondering because it's only day 1 and I know things can change etc what do you like about Jackie? she didn't really get a VT and I don't remember people actually stanning her until further on. I'm curious I like to know these things :p

[Wizard.]

I;m not judging etc because I don't look down on people for having a different opinion, I'm just wondering because it's only day 1 and I know things can change etc what do you like about Jackie? she didn't really get a VT and I don't remember people actually stanning her until further on. I'm curious I like to know these things :p

Jackie was my fav at the time, and I hated Vanessa but on hindsight Vanessa is my fav from BB17. Just shows that time can heal <3

[Jason.]

I;m not judging etc because I don't look down on people for having a different opinion, I'm just wondering because it's only day 1 and I know things can change etc what do you like about Jackie? she didn't really get a VT and I don't remember people actually stanning her until further on. I'm curious I like to know these things :p

She had that clip about her and Jeff before they both entered and in it she was being bossy and argumentative and it made me scream. She looks like she'll quite entertaining I'm here for her.

Like you say, it's only Day 1 so things will obviously change but based on first impressions she seems good to me. :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Yeah Austin's whole 'Judas' thing annoyed me.

Becki Seddiki you are not!

:joker:

[Daniel-X]

Wow amazing top three :clap1:

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17:
Jace Evicted & Twin Twist Reveal

1. Audrey
2. Da'Vonne
3. Liz & Julia
4. Shelli
5. Becky
6. Jackie
7. Jason
8. Vanessa
9. James
10. Meg
11. John
12. Jeff
13. Clay
14. Steve
15. Austin

Jace being evicted. :clap1: He was annoying as ****.

Audrey going around the house recruiting like every HG she can find for this alliance to backdoor Jace :joker: I love her :love:

Da'Vonne clocking Clay :clap1:

"gfdjj...jflssj"
"What you stuttering for?"
"CAUSE YOUR ASS IS LYIN!"

:laugh3:

I like the Twin twist. It looks like it has been executed well and it's really interesting to watch.

Shelli and Becky becoming the two HOH's :clap1:

Although Shelli is annoyed at Da'Vonne because she didn't save her or s/t and it's pretty much killed that Audrey, Da'Vonne and Shelli alliance </3 All she does now is spend her time in the hammock pallying up with Clay.

[JerseyWins]

Jace being evicted. :clap1: He was annoying as ****.
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Audrey going around the house recruiting like every HG she can find for this alliance to backdoor Jace :joker: I love her :love:
Audrey's certainly a wacky one.

Da'Vonne clocking Clay :clap1:

"gfdjj...jflssj"
"What you stuttering for?"
"CAUSE YOUR ASS IS LYIN!"

:laugh3:
:laugh3:

I like the Twin twist. It looks like it has been executed well and it's really interesting to watch.
The twins :love:

Shelli and Becky becoming the two HOH's
The rise of Basic Becky :love: (and her trainwreck story :joker:) although I think she's still not that great yet in her first HOH

[LukeB]

Audrey being your #1 :love:

[reece(:]

Legends Audrey, Day, Jackie, Jason and Becky

[Jason.]

The episode I just watched PISSED ME OFF!

Shelli and Clay are targetting Da'Vonne and it's all going to plan and they've basically won. She's going home now and I'm so annoyed. Shelli won HoH, Clay's turning everyone against Da'Vonne (AND IT'S WORKING), John is their spineless little sheep, failing the tasks on purpose so she goes, she loses PoV, and Shelli puts up the nicest person against her which ultimately seals her fate. She's being bullied out of the house just because she clocked Clay because he was too stupid to string a coherent retort and it's so uncomfortable to watch </3 Imagine Conor and Arron trying to get Deana out in BB13 and it actually working and she gets evicted instead of Arron in ABCD. That's how it feels like.

I actually loathe Clay and Shelli. Their nauseating showmance is sickening to watch. Why is Clay even talking about his game ffs? He's pretty much latching onto Shelli's power. Without her he's nothing. Bland dumbass ****.

And Shelli can **** off too. I'm sick of her gunning for my favourite. Bitch. :inamood: She's the biggest disappointment so far.

Idk why I'm so fumed actually. Like Da'Vonne gets asked back a year later for BB18 whilst Shelli and Clay aren't together anymore and Shelli is probably now fat somewhere so Da'Vonne stays winning. :clap1:

/rant over

[Lostie!]

:laugh2:

[LukeB]

:laugh2:

Shelli the Devil?

[Jason.]

:laugh2:

Shelli the Devil?

She's honestly evil inside.

Ik it's a game but like wow really? why?

I loved her to begin with too so it makes me even more annoyed at her for doing what she did </3

[Jason.]

Audrey is amazing though. Like even though she's part of the Shelli/Clay 'anti Da'Vonne' group she's hilarious.

Her lying to everybody and then getting clocked infront of the whole house :love:

[Jason.]

And the exchange at the end

Clay: "If you don't trust me and Shelli you're getting targetted :smug:"
Audrey: "WHAT...ARE YOU KIDDING ME :umm2:"

:laugh3:

[LukeB]

Evil Clay bullying Davonne and Audrey </3 he has something against minorities...he isn't good looking anymore

[LukeB]

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[Jason.]

Oh I forgot to add this in my rant

Shelli saying Da'Vonne is beautiful and she's so glad that she met her blah blah blah blah :rolleyes: during the PoV ceremony.

You dropped her like a cold bag of sick the moment Clay mumbled a few words to you and acknowledged you even existed. The cheek :umm2:

[LukeB]

Thirsty for dick

[Ross.]

Shelli's reign of terror :love:

[LukeB]

Shelli's reign of terror :love:

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[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 7: PoV

1. Da'Vonne
2. Audrey
3. Becky
4. Liz & Julia
5. Jason
6. Jackie
7. Meg
8. Vanessa
9. James
10. Jeff
11. Austin
12. Steve
13. John
14. Shelli
15. Clay

[Macie Lightfoot]

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[reece(:]

Evil Shelli

[Firewire]

Shelli was iconic omg

[Jason.]

Becky going on about how happy she was being dethroned so Shelli can do all her dirty work for her and backdoor Audrey, getting all the blood on her hands unaware Shelli was targetting Day the whole time was funny ngl.

She even went against Becky. :bored:

[LukeB]

Becky going on about how happy she was being dethroned so Shelli can do all her dirty work for her and backdoor Audrey, getting all the blood on her hands unaware Shelli was targetting Day the whole time was funny ngl.

She even went against Becky. :bored:

Day still wins, while Shelli is looking for younger dick because that's all she's good for...Day remains relevant <3

[Jason.]

Tbh Shelli's kinda boring so far. Like she had so much potential at first but the first week she just spent most her time on the hammock pathetically drooling over Clay.

Ik I'm not watching feeds but I have no doubt it would just be footage of her and Clay lying in the hammock most of the time. She's a good player I'll give her that but she's still evil.

[Jason.]

Oh and I didn't mention John much. But he's so ****ing annoying. Like I didn't mind him at first but ever since he's agreed to become Clelli's slave in getting Da'Vonne out I just can't stand the sight of him. Even outside of that, his loud and irritating voice goes through me. He literally screams in every DR scene he has. Just shut up. His weird creepy laugh annoys me too.

I can hear it all in my head right now :omgno:

[Daniel-X]

Shelli is amazing, and the second best after Day *tut tut*

[Macie Lightfoot]

my favorite subplot was various HGs hearing John's fake laugh from outside the DR and wanting to evict him because of it :love:

oh and Day's probably my least fave female of the season lol :3 aaaaand she's boring in BB18 tbh

[reece(:]

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[VanessaFeltz.]

Shelli is trash

[Natalie.]

Your rant :laugh::clap1:

[Jason.]

Shelli crying at the fact Da'Vonne is up and going home because of her hands and pretending to feel sorry for her. Your tears aren't fooling anyone. :bored:

Clay is so annoying trying to steal #7 from Da'Vonne during the Last Laugh challenge and getting fumed when she won it. I admire Shelli sticking up for her by saying that #7 is a popular number and she's on the block so he should let her have it.

Da'vonne: "House prince Clay decides that he's going for #7 because it's his lucky number"
"Well guess what boo...it's MINE too"

:joker:

Not Da'Vonne clocking the Twin Twist and then telling the whole house :worry:

It's really interesting to watch the Twin twist but apparently it's been done before on BBUS (5?) as Jason mentioned it. I thought it was never done before and it was new.

A mess at Jason calling the other twin Fatbeth.

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 8: Da'Vonne Evicted

1. Audrey
2. Liz & Julia
3. Becky
4. Vanessa
5. Jason
6. Jackie
7. Meg
8. James
9. Steve
10. Jeff
11. Shelli
12. Austin
13. John
14. Clay

I'm loving this season so far. It's fun to watch and the evictions are so tense. I don't get that feeling about BBUK evictions anymore, but yeah I like this cast a lot.

[Lostie!]

*liked Shelli despite awful Clay showmance*

[Jason.]

*liked Shelli despite awful Clay showmance*

Do you like Audrey and Da'Vonne?

[Lostie!]

Loved Audrey, I remember liking Da'Vonne but finding her massively overrated :laugh:

[Jason.]

Loved Audrey, I remember liking Da'Vonne but finding her massively overrated :laugh:

Well the most important thing is that you liked her!

And Audrey is amazing. I just find it hilarious how she managed to survive this week despite being exposed and having the whole house against her at one point :lovedup:

[VanessaFeltz.]

twins were good at first but they turned trash

[Headie]

Tbf I didn't really warm to Shelli until after Da'Vonne's eviction (and someone else's but I won't spoil who) so it will be interesting to see if your opinions change now. Vanessa also starts to shine more after Day's eviction too.

[Jason.]

Jeff being put up for eviction :clap1: He's pissing me off

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 10: PoV

1. Audrey
2. Liz & Julia
3. Vanessa
4. Meg
5. Becky
6. Jason
7. Jackie
8. Shelli
9. Steve
10. James
11. Austin
12. Clay
13. Jeff
14. John

[Jason.]

My opinions chop and change every episode. Is that weird?

I think it's cause I'm not watching the feeds so I'm pretty much relying on who gets the most airtime in the main shows to judge them all.

[Ross.]

*liked Shelli despite awful Clay showmance*

[2]

Her reign of terror is iconic

[Jason.]

[2]

Her reign of terror is iconic

She's a tad okay now Day has gone but still meh. She needs to do a lot more to get back in me good books.

[Jason.]

Audrey escaping eviction two weeks in a row.

Queen of eviction cockroaches :flutter:

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 11: Jeff Evicted

1. Audrey
2. Liz & Julia
3. Vanessa
4. Meg
5. Becky
6. Jackie
7. Jason
8. Shelli
9. James
10. Steve
11. Clay
12. John
13. Austin

[Jason.]

Clay vs. Audrey made me scream. Her constant lying and back-tracking is so ****ing annoying but so amazing to watch. I can't :laugh2:

Her denying asking Clay if Shelli was going to backdoor her

*clip of Audrey asking Clay to swear that Shelli is not going to backdoor her*

Audrey: "I know how it happened. I remember everything. I can't do anything if you perceived it a different way"
Clay: ...D:

:laugh3:

[Jason.]

Oh and her not even attending the PoV ceremony and just staying in bed feeling sorry for herself <33

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 14: Audrey Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Liz & Julia
3. Shelli
4. Jackie
5. Jason
6. Meg
7. James
8. Becky
9. Clay
10. Steve
11. Austin
12. John

Audrey </3

When I found out that Shelli got rid of Audrey after she'd just gotten rid of Da'Vonne (another one of my favourites) in her previous HoH reign I was pretty much thinking what to include in long-ass rant #2. But tbh I'm not fumed at all for Shelli getting rid of Audrey, lbr she wasn't going to last long with being house target #1 since about Week 2 and there was only a certain amount of time she was going to continue escaping eviction (and she did for 2 weeks so I'm grateful <33) she would've been up and out had anyone else been HoH anyway and plus she kinda dug her own grave with the constant lying and back-tracking especially towards Clay (who basically controls that group despite not having won any comps yet) and Vanessa which didn't do her any favours with that alliance. I was more annoyed when Shelli went for Da'Vonne as I felt she did that as a result of Clay dripping poison in her ear and trying to turn her and the whole house against Da'Vonne and she fired the gun he loaded so I cba with her.

Jackie and Vanessa winning HoH :clap1:

Jackie needs more airtime tbh. As does Becky actually.

[Nick.]

Audrey skipping her own backdoor ceremony <3

[Cal.]

Thread was cancelled due to low ratings.

[EspeonBB]

Audrey skipping her own backdoor ceremony <3

:love:

Also the blanket look is iconic
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[Jason.]

Audrey skipping her own backdoor ceremony <3

They should've brought her back for BB18 instead of James tbh. James did well in BB17, Audrey went early so she needed another chance just like Day got.

[Jason.]

:love:

Also the blanket look is iconic
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:lovedup:

ET tried

[Macie Lightfoot]

oh you're in for a fun ride the next three weeks.

[reece(:]

Legends Jackie and Becky :clap1:

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 16: PoV

1. Vanessa
2. Jackie
3. Becky
4. Jason
5. Meg
6. Shelli
7. Clay
8. Liz & Julia
9. James
10. John
11. Steve
12. Austin

THE PLAN TO BACKDOOR AUSTIN...WHY DID IT NOT HAPPEN?

Vanessa shouldn't have told Liz about it at all, I knew that if she'd decided to tell her that Liz would ruin it and she ****ing did. :bored: Vanessa should've stuck by the plan and nominated him as the replacement instead of Jason. Ugh I want Austin out!

Jason calling Vanessa a 'scumbag bitch' after she put him up though. :joker:

I really like Vanessa even though she messed up. I find her so fascinating to watch and I love watching her playing the game tbh.

Poor Becky losing the PoV </3

[LukeB]

The twins suck

[Jason.]

The twins suck

I'm more pissed at Liz atm (I don't even think Julia was in the house during the last two episodes I've seen)

[reece(:]

Liz and Austin are both trash

Julia is a messy angel though

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 17: Jason Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Jackie
3. Meg
4. Becky
5. Shelli
6. Julia
7. James
8. Clay
9. John
10. Liz
11. Steve
12. Austin

I liked Jason </3

Battle of the Block is over. :clap1:

And as much as I liked it, the twin twist is also over :clap1: They all clocked anyway so might as well fully confirm it to the house and they both made it. I thought I'd rank them seperately from now on as they're both competing for themselves rather than as one housemate.

A mess at Liz shading Jason in his goodbye message:

"Have a fun watching in mum's basement....xox"

She's such a bitch :laugh:

[Nick.]

Get ready for one amazing cluster-**** of a week!

[LukeB]

Why don't you like Steve?

[Jason.]

Get ready for one amazing cluster-**** of a week!

I'd say spill but I don't want any spoilers. :laugh:

Perched though. I'm speeding through this series quite quickly. I only started it like 5 days ago and I'm already almost halfway.

[Jason.]

Why don't you like Steve?

He was quite cruel about Becky in the DR when she lost that PoV and dropped her nut whilst she was doing well and was on the verge of sobbing.

He's kinda dull too, but I vary from finding him annoying and disliking him to finding him okay, atm it's the former. :laugh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

I mean to be fair Jason did spend pretty much the entire summer calling Liz things like Helga Pataki and Fat Beth so I thought her goodbye was entirely warranted :3

[LukeB]

He was quite cruel about Becky in the DR when she lost that PoV and dropped her nut whilst she was doing well and was on the verge of sobbing.

He's kinda dull too, but I vary from finding him annoying and disliking him to finding him okay, atm it's the former. :laugh:

their feud was out of no where so it was low key funny.. TeamBurgers though

[Jason.]

I mean to be fair Jason did spend pretty much the entire summer calling Liz things like Helga Pataki and Fat Beth so I thought her goodbye was entirely warranted :3

Not Helga. I saw the Fat Beth thing lmao. And I guess, I found her bitchy goodbye message quite funny tbh.

[Jason.]

their feud was out of no where so it was low key funny.. TeamBurgers though

They tried to be Day and Clay </3

Tbh I wasn't even aware they were feuding. Julie mentioned that Steve has taken a dislike to Becky during her eviction commentary but to me it looks like it's from Steve's side as opposed to Becky. Then again I'm not watching the feeds so I'm only seeing what the edit shows.

[Ross.]

It is one sided, iirc he just randomly disliked her and he came across quite awful imo in those DR's (probably scripted but still)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Not Helga. I saw the Fat Beth thing lmao. And I guess, I found her bitchy goodbye message quite funny tbh.

mhmm, but so many casuals were LIVID even though Jason sucks but w/e, America having **** taste isn't anything new

[Jason.]

What's with DR's being scripted? Do they just get autocues to read from?

John's ones sound fake and put on (more so because of his OTT screaming whenever he's in there).

[reece(:]

Steve was nasty about Becky on the feeds from what I recall.

Queen Becky stays a pure soul to his demonic presence

[Ross.]

Basic Becky remains my fave from BB17 <3

[Macie Lightfoot]

What's with DR's being scripted? Do they just get autocues to read from?

John's ones sound fake and put on (more so because of his OTT screaming whenever he's in there).

yeah John's entire purpose is reading from cue cards in loud wacky voices. It's a really sad archetype on this awful show.

[Ross.]

I think Paul's DR entries are worse than John's :worry:

[VanessaFeltz.]

Jackie should (will) become your fave this upcoming week

[Jason.]

Omfg not James putting Clelli up against eachother :o

This is going to be so good

[reece(:]

Legend James!

[EspeonBB]

The Steve/Becky feud is funny to me because at that point Steve had like no airtime and then they randomly throw in a DR about him taking pleasure in seeing Becky suffer despite never seeing them interact :joker:

[MB.]

James :love:

[EspeonBB]

Omfg not James putting Clelli up against eachother :o

This is going to be so good

This week is amazing <3 Probably my fave week of the season

[MB.]

(and yes, Steve's murderous hatred of Becky will remain his one entertaining moment for me)

[LukeB]

Omfg not James putting Clelli up against eachother :o

This is going to be so good

James getting rid of evil

[Jason.]

Despite them getting rid of my favourites, I've kinda grown to like Shelli (and Clay at that) :shame:

They're not my favourites but they've brought a lot and have definitely played a part in why the first half has been great so far.

James putting them up though is a really big move :clap1:

PoV should be interesting but unless either Clay or Shelli win it, I can't see anyone else changing the nominations tbh.

[Macie Lightfoot]

That's what makes BB17 a great season, everyone plays their parts well and even people who I didn't like at the time aged well.

The feeds were also great because even though there two clear alliances going after each other, they were still able to come together and have fun and do a lot of stuff as a house. I think Jeff and Jackie were key for that because since they already did TAR they were already used to separating game from personal matters. James has talked a lot lately about how this year's house isn't fun at all and Natalie's jealous she wasn't on last season bc she would've had so much fun.

[Jason.]

That's what makes BB17 a great season, everyone plays their parts well and even people who I didn't like at the time aged well.

The feeds were also great because even though there two clear alliances going after each other, they were still able to come together and have fun and do a lot of stuff as a house. I think Jeff and Jackie were key for that because since they already did TAR they were already used to separating game from personal matters. James has talked a lot lately about how this year's house isn't fun at all and Natalie's jealous she wasn't on last season bc she would've had so much fun.

This is true. Like I thought someone like Clay would be dull as **** in the beginning purely because he was a good-looking guy and it was obvious that he was put in just to the tick the token male hunk box. But that was just me judging because people like him on BBUK make awful housemates. I don't think there's anyone that's dull in this cast at all tbh. Even someone like Steve has a storyline in his random hatred for Becky.

Ugghh I wish I watched this series live last summer so I could watch the feeds as I'm missing so much. I'm going to look around on YouTube for some LF clips so I can get a better perspective on things.

[Macie Lightfoot]

well you can start with this, from the night before Audrey's eviction

FY-nt08UxII

[Jason.]

well you can start with this, from the night before Audrey's eviction

FY-nt08UxII

:joker::joker: I love her <33

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 19: PoV

1. Vanessa
2. Becky
3. Jackie
4. Meg
5. Shelli
6. James
7. Clay
8. Julia
9. John
10. Liz
11. Steve
12. Austin


Poor Clelli </3

Da'Vonne finally getting her justice?

Shelli telling James about Austin's 'Judas Draven' ego and James just looking at her like 'dafuq this bitch on about' :joker:

I'm hoping Shelli makes it to jury as I feel she deserves it more.

[LukeB]

James :flutter:

[reece(:]

Do you know the boot order?

[Jason.]

Do you know the boot order?

Of the evictions I haven't seen yet, I only know that James finishes 7th Place (bc him returning for BB18). Other than that no.

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 20: Clay Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Becky
3. Jackie
4. Meg
5. Shelli
6. James
7. Julia
8. Liz
9. Steve
10. Austin
11. John

Shelli making it to jury :clap1: Bye @ James wanting to get her out over Clay though.

As much as I grew to lowkey like Clay in the end, I'm glad he went over her as I feel Shelli deserved to make jury over him as she pretty much did all the dirty work and was a much stronger player than he was.

John's fake loud voices in the DR during the eviction :bored: He's so ****ing irritating.

[Jason.]

763898383023112192

:love:

[LukeB]

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[Jason.]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/05d50e35d51c80bf670eab96e5845969/tumblr_nut5005Jk01ubch57o10_250.gif

Stop polluting my thread with derogatory gifs please.

I'd appreciate if you left my thread and never posted in it again. :)

[LukeB]

Stop polluting my thread with derogatory gifs please.

I'd appreciate if you left my thread and never posted in it again. :)

https://media.giphy.com/media/4wmwLp1RHbK7u/giphy.gif

[Jason.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/4wmwLp1RHbK7u/giphy.gif

Do you mind? :umm2:

[Ross.]

:joker:

[EspeonBB]

Big Brother 17
Episode 20: Clay Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Becky
3. Jackie
4. Meg
5. Shelli
6. James
7. Julia
8. Liz
9. Steve
10. Austin
11. John

Shelli making it to jury :clap1: Bye @ James wanting to get her out over Clay though.

As much as I grew to lowkey like Clay in the end, I'm glad he went over her as I feel Shelli deserved to make jury over him as she pretty much did all the dirty work and was a much stronger player than he was.

John's fake loud voices in the DR during the eviction :bored: He's so ****ing irritating.

lmfao this was annoying af. I don't know how the casual fans didn't see through it because they had scenes where he was speaking in his normal voice too :joker:

[Jason.]

lmfao this was annoying af. I don't know how the casual fans didn't see through it because they had scenes where he was speaking in his normal voice too :joker:

Exactly. Like I don't watch the feeds but whenever he's in the DR, he becomes this annoying OTT caricature of himself. I'd like him more if he got more airtime outside of the DR as that's pretty much his claim to airtime. When he's speaking normally inside the house, I don't mind him.

It's the annoying "HOLLOH" during the live evictions that pisses me off and the studio audience laughing at it too :umm2:

[Nick.]

"Oh look Vanessa's out there laughing with everybody, isn't that cute?" Oh Shelli. Didn't really appreciate her in BB17 due to her taking out Da'Vonne and Audrey but she's grown on me since.

[Jason.]

"Oh look Vanessa's out there laughing with everybody, isn't that cute?" Oh Shelli. Didn't really appreciate her in BB17 due to her taking out Da'Vonne and Audrey but she's grown on me since.

Lmao that quote and then her walking outside asking everyone what they were talking about with a smug grin on her face made me scream. :joker:

Yeah she got rid of my early favourites, and I was really pissed off when she targetted Da'Vonne (see my earlier rant) but outside of that I grew to like her again, she's nice and she's definitely played quite a big part in why the season has been brilliant so far.

[Jason.]

The episode I just watched was sooo good :flutter:

That big argument just before Clay's eviction was such a mess. I was confused with how it all started but I'm here for the drama tbh. You had Clay vs. James, Vanessa vs. Clay & John, Vanessa going into emotional wreck mode again and breaking down and everyone else in the Have Not room putting their ears towards the wall to eavesdrop whilst it's all kicking off <333

And ontop of that you have these random feuds in Becky vs. Steve and Becky vs. Vanessa. :joker:

Becky winning HoH :clap1:

And ik they hate eachother but I love both Becky and Vanessa. But not here for this plan to get Vanessa backdoored </3

And Steve at the end after the nomination ceremony :joker:

"Yes Becky, I know I'm a superfan"
"Yes Becky, I haven't won any comps"
"Yes Becky, I haven't gotten my hands dirty"
"But that was all intentional. So thanks for advertising it around...YOU'RE NOW MY NEXT TARGET! :)"

dlgkfkflglfl he's so evil

[Jason.]

Hunting for some BB17 live feed clips on YouTube and came across this lmao :joker:

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Me when a wasp enters my room

[Jason.]

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Poor Vanny </3

[Jason.]

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It's so weird seeing them have fun on the feed clips. The main show just air all the game talk and plotting.

[Macie Lightfoot]

mhmm, the stuff BBUS edits out is the stuff that BBUK edits in and vice-versa. Sums up why I think BBUK is much superior even in its current state.

[Jason.]

mhmm, the stuff BBUS edits out is the stuff that BBUK edits in and vice-versa. Sums up why I think BBUK is much superior even in its current state.

BBUK's editing has gone so downhill post-BB14 really. The thing is C5 always select their chosen 'pet' for the series and forcefully shove them down our throats for weeks on end and try to force something that wasn't even there to begin with (see Helen Wood, Perez, Katie H, Marc, Steph & Jeremy, Bear and any other future HM's who'll soon be joining this list)

And as a result of this, the editing isn't as balanced as it used to be either. It's all manufactured conflict and screaming matches with little to no fun or normal interaction whatsoever (BB15 and CBB15)

[Jason.]

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omg why wasn't this shown?

This >>> Clelli

[Macie Lightfoot]

BBUK's editing has gone so downhill post-BB14 really. The thing is C5 always select their chosen 'pet' for the series and forcefully shove them down our throats for weeks on end and try to force something that wasn't even there to begin with (see Helen Wood, Perez, Katie H, Marc, Steph & Jeremy, Bear and any other future HM's who'll soon be joining this list)

And as a result of this, the editing isn't as balanced as it used to be either. It's all manufactured conflict and screaming matches with little to no fun or normal interaction whatsoever (BB15 and CBB15)

oh trust me, I don't disagree at all, but even so to me things just feel so much worse with BBUS because when you look at how the episodes are produced and edited, it's evident that this is a show that discourages complexity, strives for its characters to be as one note as possible, scripts every line for them to scream in the DR, and more less casts the same group of assholes year in and year out. It's hard for me to recognize a lot of the HGs as actual human beings rather than just vague archetypes they're checking off of their checklist, and even though BBUK leans towards this trend too it just feels sooooo much more blatant in BBUS that it actually offends me. IDK, I just think the show is frustratingly dumbed down each year and it's really insulting and depressing that they think this is what the audience wants, but then again I keep watching so I'm the loser in all of this.

[LukeB]

Despite it being mostly game talk I like to think BBUS editing/episodes/in general is better because it's not focused on one person or a clique, pretty much all of them get air time so we know they are there.. If Meg was on BBUK she wouldn't get much air time and will be called boring because she doesn't get involved in arguments, she wasn't that exciting on BB17 but we knew she was there.

[AarynGriesfan]

Despite it being mostly game talk I like to think BBUS editing/episodes/in general is better because it's not focused on one person or a clique, pretty much all of them get air time so we know they are there.. If Meg was on BBUK she wouldn't get much air time and will be called boring because she doesn't get involved in arguments, she wasn't that exciting on BB17 but we knew she was there.

Meg is a flop no matter what version of BB she did.

[Jack_]

BBCan leads the way as far as editing is concerned IMO. They strike the perfect balance of character development, game talk and ~irreverent moments~, plus the narrative usually aligns with the feeds which is more than can be said for BBUS

[MB.]

BB17's episodes did have their irreverent moments; the problem being that said irreverent moments usually involved Steve falling in love with camera equipment and very little else

[Jack_]

No irreverent moment will ever top Joel's rendition of Call Me Maybe

I still laugh when I think about that

[Ross.]

lmao when they showed it on the big screen at the after party :love:

[LukeB]

Meg is a flop no matter what version of BB she did.

But that's not the point I was making..it was just an example of a 'flop' that got air time on BBUS but wouldn't get air time on BBUK (you don't watch that version so i doubt you will understand) - I wasn't saying meg will be exciting on BBUK lol

[Macie Lightfoot]

I don't even think BBUS editing is that balanced, like looking at this season Bridgette and Natalie are edited out of half the episodes, Zakiyah was edited out of the entire season with the exception of her boot week and the one time they showed her fight with Paulie, Corey pretty much doesn't exist, and Michelle was completely edited out of the episodes until she won OTEV. Jason just got out of like a fifteen episode stretch where Steve didn't have any DRs except for the one where he climaxed when Becky lost POV. Within each episode there's only room for the HOH, potential nominees, and one or two more Big Characters or self-appointed masterminds.

[AarynGriesfan]

But that's not the point I was making..it was just an example of a 'flop' that got air time on BBUS but wouldn't get air time on BBUK (you don't watch that version so i doubt you will understand) - I wasn't saying meg will be exciting on BBUK lol

I don't recall Meg getting a lot of air time but maybe she did and I just didn't pay much attention to her.

[LukeB]

I don't recall Meg getting a lot of air time but maybe she did and I just didn't pay much attention to her.

She got plenty of air time well not as much as others but we knew she existed, she wasn't special just sweet and likeable. But on the UK version(C5 era) if there was a bore you will probably forget about them most of the time. That's why I like BBUS/CAN shows because they don't just focus on a clique/one person that it gets exhausting to watch, that's why I love US bb more than the UK version now.

[Jason.]

Vanessa and Shelli on the block </3

[Pete.]

We didn't deserve Vanessa :(

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 23: Shelli & Jackie Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Meg
3. Becky
4. James
5. Julia
6. Liz
7. Steve
8. Austin
9. John

All the good people are being evicted one by one. Losing Audrey, Jason, Clay, Shelli and Jackie consecutively whilst the likes of Johnny ****ing Mac and the crap ones from the Sixth Sense (Austin and the Twins) are still in is annoying. I only feel strongly about Vanessa at this point (she survived <333). I only care about the top 4 really. The twins need more airtime tbh as I liked them to begin with but they've both been really boring ever since the whole twin twist thing came to an end like 4 weeks ago.

I know I sound like a broken record here but Johnny is sooo ****ing irritating. Like I genuinely don't know why he's so popular or why people find him funny? I don't understand the appeal whatsoever. Outside all of his scripted, put-on, OTT DR entries (it's kinda sad how that's his only claim to airtime really) he's just an extremely one-note character. :bored:

[MB.]

Learn to love the twins

[Macie Lightfoot]

I find my calm not at the finish line,
Looking back at the distance I've traveled,
But in the moment,
On the run,
Out of breath,
Looking forward.

I don't know where I'm going,
And I hope to God I never get there,
Because I'm happy as I am,
Chasing something eternal and ethereal.

The destination has never been,
Is not,
And will never be what it's about for me,
and that's just the way I like it.

[Jason.]

Learn to love the twins

I adored them in the first few weeks but they've slipped into the background recently. They need more airtime and it doesn't help that I'm not watching the feeds either so I really only have the main shows to base my opinions on. One of them needs to win a HoH or something.

[reece(:]

Liz is trash!

[Macie Lightfoot]

bitch ur trash......x

[LukeB]

Liz is trash!

[2]

[Macie Lightfoot]

bitch ur trash......x

[2]

[Jason.]

I find my calm not at the finish line,
Looking back at the distance I've traveled,
But in the moment,
On the run,
Out of breath,
Looking forward.

I don't know where I'm going,
And I hope to God I never get there,
Because I'm happy as I am,
Chasing something eternal and ethereal.

The destination has never been,
Is not,
And will never be what it's about for me,
and that's just the way I like it.

A true inspiration. https://66.media.tumblr.com/d09269992547d7620ba1885a4374e226/tumblr_o9pf8b4Pyg1v9roxto9_400.gif

[reece(:]

Too sour and not in a fun way

[Jason.]

Surprised Steve didn't put up 'next target' Becky when he won HoH.

[LemonJam]

This thread is reminding me of my love for Shelli Becky and Vanessa like they're all amazing in their own unique ways and could all easily be top 20 BBUS house guests for me. :love:

[Jason.]

This thread is reminding me of my love for Shelli Becky and Vanessa like they're all amazing in their own unique ways and could all easily be top 20 BBUS house guests for me. :love:

:love:

[Jason.]

I adored them in the first few weeks but they've slipped into the background recently. They need more airtime and it doesn't help that I'm not watching the feeds either so I really only have the main shows to base my opinions on. One of them needs to win a HoH or something.

And they did. :clap1:

Glad Liz won HoH and beat Johnny Mac in the comp. And then putting him up on the block after :love:

Johnny saying Vanessa bullied him when she did no such thing! :oh:

Becky keeps bitching about Vanny behind her back. A tad evil imo :(

Oh and ew at the remaining Sixth Sense allies rebranding their alliance as 'Austin's Angels' when he's the worst one of that alliance delete it

[Jason.]

Oh and I forgot to mention Vanessa literally hit the nail on the head with this quote r.e. John:

"He's playing this whole dumb card *mimicks his annoying laugh* I have no idea *mimicks laugh*...I'm like you're a ****ing doctor, you know what the **** is going on"

:worship: can she just win the $500,000 now please?

And her questioning whether he's crazy :joker:

[Jason.]

Johnny Mac coming for Vanessa just cements himself as my least favourite HG of this season tbh.

I want him to evicted over Becky but idk I can't see that happening at all. :(

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 26: Becky Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. James
3. Liz
4. Julia
5. Meg
6. Steve
7. Austin
8. John (die pls)

I like her but Meg is so ****ing **** at comps it's getting a bit annoying now. She was even first out in that racing HoH comp. :facepalm:

Becky going home against against evil John </3 lmao at Vanessa (the person Becky wanted out the most) outlasting her though. It was awkward/funny when Becky was hugging her as she was leaving. :laugh:

Slay @ one of the jurors getting to return back to the game next week. Come through Shelli!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Meg's so bad at pretty much everything but you really don't stand a chance in comps like the fishbowl one and the sprinting one when you've had three knee surgeries. The sprinting one was so ****ing stupid tbh

[Jason.]

Lmao at Johnny Mac being up and Vanessa cockroaching her way out of being on the block again <33

This season is starting to get a bit flat now tbh. It had an amazing pre-jury but the eviction order since Audrey went has been awful and we've lost some good characters that made the first half so entertaining.

[EspeonBB]

Meg is lowkey but she is hilarious :love:

Her being a failure at comps was one of my fave things about her <3

[Lostie!]

Big Brother 17
Episode 26: Becky Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. James
3. Liz
4. Julia
5. Meg
6. Steve
7. Austin
8. John (die pls)

I like her but Meg is so ****ing **** at comps it's getting a bit annoying now. She was even first out in that racing HoH comp. :facepalm:

Becky going home against against evil John </3 lmao at Vanessa (the person Becky wanted out the most) outlasting her though. It was awkward/funny when Becky was hugging her as she was leaving. :laugh:

Slay @ one of the jurors getting to return back to the game next week. Come through Shelli!

Um excuse me, people being genuinely crap at comps is hilarious (shout out to legend Kathy Hillis :love:)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Um excuse me the three weeks after Audrey's eviction were the best since probably BB11 :love:

[Jason.]

Um excuse me, people being genuinely crap at comps is hilarious (shout out to legend Kathy Hillis :love:)

It is, but it's also kinda annoying when stronger competitors like Shelli and Becky are evicted when someone who's crap at everything is still in the game.

I do admire how far she's gotten for just being UTR though.

[reece(:]

Lmao at Johnny Mac being up and Vanessa cockroaching her way out of being on the block again <33

This season is starting to get a bit flat now tbh. It had an amazing pre-jury but the eviction order since Audrey went has been awful and we've lost some good characters that made the first half so entertaining.

I gave up on Day 64

[Jason.]

Um excuse me the three weeks after Audrey's eviction were the best since probably BB11 :love:

Oh no, I didn't say it got boring after she went. Week 6 is probably my favourite week of the season. But the last 6 evictees have been good characters and now they're all gone and the people still in atm I don't really care for all that much bar Vanessa really.

[LukeB]

The episode I just watched PISSED ME OFF!

Shelli and Clay are targetting Da'Vonne and it's all going to plan and they've basically won. She's going home now and I'm so annoyed. Shelli won HoH, Clay's turning everyone against Da'Vonne (AND IT'S WORKING), John is their spineless little sheep, failing the tasks on purpose so she goes, she loses PoV, and Shelli puts up the nicest person against her which ultimately seals her fate. She's being bullied out of the house just because she clocked Clay because he was too stupid to string a coherent retort and it's so uncomfortable to watch </3 Imagine Conor and Arron trying to get Deana out in BB13 and it actually working and she gets evicted instead of Arron in ABCD. That's how it feels like.

I actually loathe Clay and Shelli. Their nauseating showmance is sickening to watch. Why is Clay even talking about his game ffs? He's pretty much latching onto Shelli's power. Without her he's nothing. Bland dumbass ****.

And Shelli can **** off too. I'm sick of her gunning for my favourite. Bitch. :inamood: She's the biggest disappointment so far.

Idk why I'm so fumed actually. Like Da'Vonne gets asked back a year later for BB18 whilst Shelli and Clay aren't together anymore and Shelli is probably now fat somewhere so Da'Vonne stays winning. :clap1:

/rant over

this is still funny.

[Jason.]

I gave up on Day 64

I'm going to stick with it because I still love the season. Maybe it's just this week that's crap because Austin is HoH idk. I'm looking forwards to the jurors fighting to come back into the game though.

[Macie Lightfoot]

oh whoops look at me glancing over a key word and getting all hostile for nothing.

Things get turnt again at F6 though don't you worry.

[reece(:]

this is still funny.

Legend Da' evoking such rage

[LukeB]

Legend Da' evoking such rage

When will anyone else? Da'vonne remains winning

[Macie Lightfoot]

well a certain Michele just did a few days ago :3

[Jason.]

this is still funny.

That was such a mess. Shelli and Clay ended up growing on me by the time they were both evicted :laugh:

[VanessaFeltz.]

why didnt you talk about queen jackie's tragic eviction

[Jason.]

why didnt you talk about queen jackie's tragic eviction

I was too distraught https://66.media.tumblr.com/d09269992547d7620ba1885a4374e226/tumblr_o9pf8b4Pyg1v9roxto9_400.gif

[reece(:]

I was too distraught https://66.media.tumblr.com/d09269992547d7620ba1885a4374e226/tumblr_o9pf8b4Pyg1v9roxto9_400.gif

The work of Stevil

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[VanessaFeltz.]

Steve was just jealous of Jackie because jackie can get a bf but steve cant get johny mac

[Lostie!]

The work of Stevil

https://www.kelownanow.com/files/files/images/sadpanda.JPG

:joker:

[Jason.]

The work of Stevil

https://www.kelownanow.com/files/files/images/sadpanda.JPG

:joker:

Steve was just jealous of Jackie because jackie can get a bf but steve cant get johny mac

Not Steve evicting Jackie because she's a good looking woman and he ain't! A BBUK audience tea?

I don't really mind Steve tbh. I don't particularly like him but I don't hate him either. I don't care for him all that much to actually hate him and he doesn't really piss me off as much as Johnny Mac does (who btw is so ****ing awful and I'm doing write-ups when I finish this season so I can't wait to drag him to the pits)

[Natalie.]

I really liked Steve :shame:

[LemonJam]

Jackie is kinda overrated tbh

[LukeB]

Jackie is kinda overrated tbh

Yeah i agree, i liked her but she didn't make much of an impression for me only when she shook her tits over the boyband thing.

[reece(:]

Jackie is kinda overrated tbh

Did you watch the feeds theaux?

[JerseyWins]

Jackie on feeds:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QzEIe_UcJvY/Vci9yJFi9FI/AAAAAAAAySk/_iqvtXCnJow/s1600/lf%2B2.jpeg

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 29: John Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Liz
3. Julia
4. James
5. Meg
6. Steve
7. Austin

Ugh Johnny Mac's interview was so painful to watch. A mess at his cheers though. :umm2: People are just easily amused tbh. :bored:

The Jurors returning to the house to compete in the comp to come back into the game. :love: Slay they actually show you footage from the Jury House too. The Shelli, Jackie and Becky show >>>

[Jason.]

Ew @ Johnny Mac returning into the game. :yuk: Shelli was robbed </3 Vanessa winning HoH though makes up for it :clap1:

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 32: Meg & James Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Liz
3. Julia
4. Steve
5. John
6. Austin

So weird at their being 6 HGs left. The house feels so empty. I'm like 7 episodes away from the finale so I'll try to binge-watch the remaining episodes by tomorrow, but I'm not promising anything.

[LukeB]

Are you liking the format?

[Macie Lightfoot]

You have a gr8 week ahead of you (the POV episode specially is top notch)

[Jason.]

Are you liking the format?

It's okay. It's interesting watching them all strategise and trying to survive but the evictions don't always go my way but then again the same happens with BBUK. I still prefer the UK format though because some truly awful people can get far with the BBUS format (see BBUS15). The tasks (or comps rather) are amazing on BBUS though and make our tasks look like a pile of excrement in comparison.

[Jason.]

You have a gr8 week ahead of you (the POV episode specially is top notch)

Perched. <33 This season has managed to maintain its quality despite some good characters being evicted one by one (it was only the Austin HoH ep that was boring).

[Jason.]

You have a gr8 week ahead of you (the POV episode specially is top notch)

Omg I loved it. :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

One of my fave episodes of all time :love: it's amazing how BB17's end game stepped it the **** up since most seasons really start to drag on and get boring when there's 5 or 6 people left.

[Macie Lightfoot]

not to mention that this is a top 10 franchise moment

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[Jason.]

not to mention that this is a top 10 franchise moment

wBWw8GHZkVI

Juliz <33

Julia throwing all of Austin's clothes around the room was amazing too :laugh:

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 35: Julia Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Liz
3. Steve
4. John
5. Austin

[LemonJam]

Did you watch the feeds theaux?

No but that's what every Jackie fan says when they have no real receipts :idc:

[Macie Lightfoot]

I guess the biggest example for why I appreciate Jackie a lot was the aftermath of Jason getting blindside-nominated. She was truly in top form as the Nancy Drew of the house, slowly putting the pieces together all day long and woke James and Meg the **** up as to what was really going on in the house (well, at least as much as James and Meg can be woken up.) The Sixth Sense really is one of the best dominant alliances we've seen bc even though they predictably in power for like six weeks straight, they were completely dysfunctional because there were always at least two or three people fighting and scheming against each other each week. Still, what BB17 was lacking at the time was an opposing group who was ready to strike and Jackie's the one who really got the ball rolling for the ADC (an alliance that she wasn't even formally a part of, but was forced into after the whole Dark Moon fiasco.)

IDK, I know it's definitely lame to be one of those assholes who says "well if you didn't watch the feeds you just wouldn't get it :smug:" but the edited episodes really did her no justice. I was GLUED to the feeds that Monday as Jackie gradually figured out the Sixth Sense and it really kick-started the best three week stretch this show has seen since BB11. My personal favorite moment of the day was Jackie marching up to the HOH Room and putting Shelli on the spot by asking her directly if she was part of "that majority" that wanted Jason to go, and Shelli was just left there fumbling over her own words as she seethed at Jackie's existence for the rest of her time on the show.

[Jason.]

Big Brother 17
Episode 37: Austin Evicted

1. Vanessa
2. Liz
3. Steve
4. John

Johnny Mac actually considering whether he should throw the F5 PoV comp. :rolleyes: Like seriously wtf?

Vanessa evicting Austin though :lovedup::

[Jason.]

Mess @ Frankie Grande appearing for Liz's special prize. Her and Vanessa got to meet Ariana lmao <3

[Braden]

Jackie was a slow-burner but she was still great. I get why people would say she's overrated (I find her a bit overrated), but the main reason why I ended up loving her is because she took her eviction with such class. Out of eighteen seasons she's the person who handled her eviction/blindside the best.

[Jason.]

Final 3 Ranking:

1. Vanessa
2. Liz
3. Steve

Vanessa getting rid of two of my least favourites in Austin and Johnny Mac :clap1:

I've got two more episodes left so I'm perched for the finale. It's really weird how there's only 3 left, the house feels so empty and it's hard to believe there were 16 at one point. :laugh:

[JerseyWins]

Jackie was a slow-burner but she was still great. I get why people would say she's overrated (I find her a bit overrated), but the main reason why I ended up loving her is because she took her eviction with such class. Out of eighteen seasons she's the person who handled her eviction/blindside the best.
I agree she did handle herself really well and it was very respectable.

And even though I'm one to say she's overrated, I did somewhat like her throughout and she had her moments towards the end.

[Jason.]

The penultimate episode was cute. It was fun watching some of the best moments from the season again and seeing unseen footage especially those from the earlier weeks. It reconfirms how entertaining the pre-jury weeks were and whilst I've loved this season as a whole, the first half >>>

Going to watch the finale now

[Jason.]

Just finished the finale!

I thought it was great tbh, it had that event feel to it that BBUK finales just don't have anymore. It wasn't rushed either and it fitted everything in perfectly, the final HoH comp, the eviction, the juror debate, the jury questions, the reunion and the reveal all in an hour.

I can't say I'm too fumed at Steve winning because BBUS isn't like BBUK where someone completely undeserving can win just by picking up the phone - I guess it's more deserving on BBUS because they have to actually compete to earn their spot in the house and make it far so it's based on their own merit. He wasn't my ideal winner and I would've preffered a Liz win but slay at 2nd place and $50,000. :clap1:

Bye @ Steve evicting Vanessa tho and ruining the chance of a Vanessa/Liz F2 </3

I'm happy with James winning America's Favourite but bye @ Johnny Mac being in the top 3, that just shows how grossly overrated he is even by the public's standards. I'm quite surprised Jason made it top 3 for the vote given he was evicted quite early and didn't really have much of an impact on the series in the grand scheme of things but I liked him so I'm not complaining.

I liked the juror debate with Will Kirby. You had Austin and John being bitter about Vanessa which makes it all the more satisfying that she got them both out <33 and Shelli sticking up for her and admiring her game :clap1:

Will Kirby clocking Austin's hypocrisy and BS about him saying he would've sacraficed himself in F3 to let Liz/Vanessa fight it out at in F2 <33

Overall ranking and write-ups will be coming later today (it's 3 in the morning and I'm so tired lmao)

[Macie Lightfoot]

yay glad you enjoyed it Jason :love:

[Jason.]

Rankings/write-ups are coming

[Jason.]

16. John McGuire

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(that gif pretty much sums up my feelings towards him lmao)

I guess it's no secret that I strongly dislike Johnny Mac given I've ranted about him on several occasions over the past two weeks. I know he's a fan favourite and is loved by quite a few on here but I honestly don't see the appeal at all and I'm about to explain why.

His entire persona pretty much consisted of shouting screaming things in a put-on zany voice in the DR. That's about it. That is Johnny Mac in a nutshell really. His only claim to airtime were his DRs. Once you look past that you'll find that he's an incredibly one-note character with not much else to bring to the table at all...well apart from throwing comps (but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it). Anyway back to his fake personality - I didn't watch the feeds but thank **** because I don't think I would've been able to cope with this guy 24/7. It wasn't just in the DR he was putting on an act but also in his eviction/PoV speeches, which were godawful and not funny at all. Idk maybe I'm just hard to amuse but I really didn't find anything he ever said/did funny, infact he made angry and it pissed me off how the studio audience will just burst out cackling whenever it was his turn to vote in an eviction and he'd put on this wacky cartoon character for Julie whilst giving his vote and it's just like...UGH **** OFF YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! He just tried too hard to be funny and if you're going to try to be funny, at least be funny in the first place. He's pretty much the BBUS equivalent of the dumb and loveable cheeky chappy archetype we get over here on BBUK, which I loathe in general. And Vanessa pretty much summed him and his fake ass personality up in this one quote right here:

"He's playing this whole dumb card -mimicks John's annoying laugh- I have no idea -mimicks John's annoying laugh-...I'm like you're a ****ing doctor, you know what the **** is going on"

:worship:

Oh and whilst we're on the subject of Vanessa, there was a point where he was gunning for her and just being an even bigger dick than usual and if you're going to gun for my favourite...well then you can **** off. But thankfully god exists and she outlasted him twice so Vanny stays winning <333

One of the worst things about John though is the fact that he pathetically threw so many competitions which led to so many good characters being evicted as a result of him being the house's bitch. It was just incredibly frustrating watching him throw yet another comp and do everything everyone told him to. I mean I don't watch BBUS for the game and I don't really care if someone is an amazing player or not (hello...Da'Vonne) but he had no game at all? He made it to final 4 and didn't even win one HoH ffs.

And the fact he was evicted and then managed to return over Shelli, Becky or Jackie just moments later pissed me off even more. Just when you thought you'd gotten rid of him he comes back and eventually makes it to Final 4. Admittedly I didn't mind him much after he returned, but then he had to go and ruin it by even daring to suggest that he'd THROW THE FINAL 5 PoV COMP and at that point I was just like "well okay you need to die now" I can't really let go how of much he pissed me off throughout the season - at least Jace was evicted first, this **** almost made it till the end and the fact he's so overrated makes me dislike him even more so down at the bottom of my rankings he goes. Do I think he's a nasty person? Not at all. Would I get along with him? Probably. But he was just too annoying to even bother giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[MB.]

Oh my god that's far more writing about Johnny Mac than should ever have to be written, I don't envy you at all

(I look forward to three books' worth of Jackie Ibarra worshipping <3)

[Jason.]

lmao I had a lot to get off my chest re Johnny Mac

[Jason.]

15. Jace Agolli

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I liken Jace to Marco (BBUK17) and thank **** they were both first boots because I don't think I would've been able to cope with either one of them any longer than they lasted. Jace was just...really annoying and I guess the HGs who lived with him agreed with me on that one hence why he was shown the door in the first week with a 12-13 vote (I like to pretend Audrey didn't vote for him to stay and that he was evicted in a unanimous vote because seriously who actually likes Jace?) He entered the house, he had this nauseating bromance with Austin (I honestly cringe @ that guitar strumming thing they did with that godawful sound effect in the background like wtf) and then he just annoyed the **** out of everyone (me included) as soon as the first night with his constant attention-seeking antics like streaking around the garden much to the annoyance of his fellow HGs, whom of which are just like ":facepalm: wtf is this idiot doing" (that **** wasn't even entertaining when Dexter Koh did it so please just stop).

And if that wasn't enough, he managed to turn into this bitter, sore loser after he was nominated by picking arguments with numerous HGs including modern day icon Audrey, who wouldn't take any of his crap and shut him down almost immediately <33

I was glad to see the back of him and he would probably be my least favorite of the season had he lasted any longer but thank **** he had the nerve to get evicted early and not plague us with his awfulness unlike Johnny Mac.

Like his picture on the memory wall, I'm erasing his existence out of my head.

[Jason.]

Btw I'm doing the Twins' writeups together hence why there's a total of 16 instead of 17.

[MB.]

(Julia > Liz though, right?)

[Jason.]

(Julia > Liz though, right?)

Julia throwing Austin's stuff around the room after he won the PoV automatically makes her the superior twin!

But I love both of them <3

[Jason.]

14. Jeff Weldon

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I don't really remember much about Jeff at all apart from the fact he was kinda a dick and really boring with it too (which isn't a good combination). The only good thing about him was that he was Jackie's friend (but even then the distanced himself from her because he didn't want to been seen as a target lmao). All I remember is him shading much superior HGs and human beings in Da'Vonne and Becky by calling them a bitch and a gold digger so that's enough to have him low in my rankings and I no longer wish to continue with this write-up.

[Pete.]

Jace > Cum smearing Jeff

[Jason.]

Not cum-smearing. Nothing of the sort was shown on the main show but he's still pretty awful either way

[MB.]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/cb8ad95575423ef2c31450cbea0c448f/tumblr_nskvz0w8Ed1uy53b3o1_400.gif

iconic <3<3<3 yeah Jeff sucked but only a bit

[Jason.]

13. Austin Matelson

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I don't know where to start with Austin because I have a mixture of emotions when it comes to him. He was awful no doubt but there were times where I found him hilariously tragic and quite embarrassing.

He had this 'Judas' alter-ego that he kept trying to make happen from the moment his VT rolled (Becki Seddiki you are not!) Anyway it was just really annoying and quite pathetic how he'd always go on about how he was this strategic, back-stabbing mastermind 'Judas' heck he even did it when voting in evictions. It just felt so contrived to me and I'm glad the housemates saw through it and Da'Vonne ripping into him for it during the finale was amazing <33

Austin's main storyline however was Liztin. And it was actually confusing to watch because god knows what Liz actually saw in him? He wasn't good-looking in the slightest (the greasy long hair, the ponytail beard :umm2:) and whilst messy showmances can be funny this one was just annoying to watch because they couldn't be any more different and he also had a girlfriend on the outside too so that just makes him even more repulsive. Julia had him sussed all along <3

One of my favourite moments however was when he and Liz were in the hammock and Austin was telling her everything he loved about her and there you had Liz who couldn't be any less interested in him saying "I like that you cook me food and umm...and you're kinda a good kisser?" :joker::joker::joker: Legend Liz was too good for him and I think they've broken up since?

I couldn't do a write-up of Austin and not mention his rocky friendship with Vanessa though. The fact she was actually close to backdooring this guy in Week 5 (what could've been </3) but she eventually evicted his ass in F5 leaving him to walk out of the house barefoot lmao. But then he just turned into an even bigger demon in Jury by being extremely bitter towards Vanessa and going on about how flawed Vanessa's game was :rolleyes: He even used his BS of saying he would've sacraficed himself in F3 for Vanessa/Liz as another stick to beat Vanessa with for evicting him :facepalm: but thankfully Will Kirby clocked his hypocrisy and bitterness :love:

[Jason.]

12. Steve Moses

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I actually didn't really mind Steve until towards the the end of the series where he just started to piss me off. At first he was just this mild presence in the midst of pre-jury BB17 but he soon developed into this silent assassin with his random, savage hatred of angel Becky. That moment Becky lost the PoV comp after almost having it in the bag and was on the verge of breakdown and you had Steve openly cheering on the fact that his arch-nemesis Becky (bitch she hadn't even spoken a word to you grow up) had lost with a wet grin on his face was really cruel and actually kinda heartbreaking to watch.

But that was the only the beginning of Stevil. His reign of pure evil took a turn when he started winning comps in the last few weeks and as a result made some pretty awful decisons. I think the one that sticks out the most for me is targetting Jackie (who was really beginning to come to her own at that point) in the double eviction when she wasn't even coming for him in the first place like wtf? Alongside that he pitted the twins against each other and we lost Julia as a result and he just had to win the final HoH and evict Vanessa in the F3, leaving her empty handed and robbing us of the much superior F2 that would've been Liz vs. Vanessa so I blame him for that. I think his only good move as HoH was finally getting rid of John (who probably would've skated his way to F2 otherwise) so I do have to give him credit for that but outside of it all, he just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth despite me not even being fumed at the fact he won. I don't see the point in getting worked up over him because he was quite bland outside of it all. He also tried to push this 'from boy to man' journey that just didn't appeal to me whatsoever. Overall he was just a dull floater in the amazing pre-jury BB17 and when he did finally step up his game in the latter weeks he went from being harmlessly vapid to an unlikeable nuisance, ontop of all his awful decisions as HoH.

[Jason.]

11. Jason Roy

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I actually really liked Jason during his time in the house and I still do despite the low ranking. However he was evicted quite early and looking back, he doesn't really stick out as one of the major characters of the season. He was fun at the time but in the grand scheme of things he's quite unmemorable and doesn't really have much of an impact on the season unlike early boots Day and Audrey do. He'd be higher in my rankings if he lasted a few weeks longer and made it to jury and I was annoyed at his blindside eviction because I was on board with the whole backdooring Austin plan and it actually looked it would work and come to fruition but it all changed last minute and we lost Jason a result of it </3

Outside of that, I did like his friendship with Da'Vonne. But that's about it really? He has a few other moments here and there that stick out like his some of his funny moments in the DR, his low-key feud with Audrey and calling one of the twins 'Fatbeth' but there's not much else to talk about in this write-up so I'll just end it here.

[Jason.]

10. Meg Maley

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Like Jason, I still really like Meg despite her being at #10. I just happen to like the remaining HG's more but Meg was great. She was a warm, fun and bubbly addition to the house and I found her to be endearing and her being so awful at anything that had competition written all over it was hilarious and the fact she skated all the way to Week 10 because of not being a threat to anyone's game whatsoever is actually really funny and I kinda respect her for getting far despite being so crap at everything. But eventually, it grew tiresome on me and it got to the point where good competitors like Shelli, Jackie and Becky were all being culled one by one and Meg was still in the game and it just felt like she wasn't even playing it at all and James was pretty much doing all the work.

Anyway apart from that, Meg was generally just a positive presence in the house and I love how smiley she always was even after smashing her face in the PoV she still managed to crack a smile. I think she's too nice for a cut-throat and strategic game like BBUS but that's not necessarily a bad thing. I just wish she could've won at least one comp in the game so we could've seen her make a move and actually have a impact in the overall game - I would've loved to see her win a HoH omfg could you imagine :joker:

[Jason.]

9. Clay Honeycutt

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(what does this even mean?)

Clay is probably the biggest surprise of the season for me actually. Like everybody knows I'm not a fan of the straight white male archetype when it comes to Big Brother (most all of whom are cast solely because of their looks without a sliver of personality/entertainment to offer whatsoever). But I felt Clay actually played a role in why the pre-jury of this season was amazing and for an alpha male character, he was quite harmless really and he's one of the better males this season especially when compared to likes of John, Jace, Austin and Jeff.

Clay's major storyline in the house pretty much consisted of being one half of power couple Clelli but unlike your usual showmances which are either excruciatingly dull or highly obnoxious - Clelli were neither. I actually grew to like Clelli in the end, despite them picking off two of my early favourites. I admired the fact that Clay fell on the sword for Shelli when they were up against each other and in doing so meant that Shelli made it to jury because he was bascially Shelli's beta and Shelli was by far the superior half of the duo and if you think about it, she basically carried him in the game anyway with her two HoH reigns so the least he could do was give up his place for her when they were both pitted against each other and he did so I thank for him that. <33

Another thing I liked about Clay was his frenemy relationship with Audrey, which was mostly concealed from the main show (I really don't know why) until I stumbled across a 15-minute clip of their funny moments on YT which put a lot of things into perspective but it was also really sweet and endearing at the same time. Their feud during the week Audrey was evicted had me in stitches and we even got this as a result:


Audrey: -lying to Clay's face about asking him if Shelli was going to backdoor her- "Those weren't my words"
Clay: ":shocked: THOSE WEREN'T YOUR WORDS?!"

*flashback clip of Audrey asking Clay to swear that Shelli isn't going to put her up as a replacement*

Audrey: "I know how it happened. I remember everything. I can't do anything if you perceived it a different way"
Clay: ...D: For you to say I never said that, that makes me even more pissed off because I know what you said word-for-word
Audrey: I swear on my life...
Clay: :facepalm:

:joker::joker::joker:

However, Clay does have his flaws hence why he's widely disliked on here (ofc he is it's TiBB lmao) but I can see why people would dislike him tbf. He's pretty much responsible for orchestrating the demise of Da'Vonne when she clocked and shut him down into a stuttering mess. Anyway outside of the whole Da'Vonne feud (which was really entertaining and he played a part in it even if it was for all the wrong reasons but I still low-key appreciate that) he was generally self-entitled and quite smug for someone who didn't even win HoH once (ik comps aren't everything but when you're trying to dictate who Shelli should target during her two HoH reigns - if anything, Shelli should be the one telling him what to do). He was also a dick towards James after he got nominated. I've also heard that he apparently made some racist comments in the house or something? but tbh if I was going to judge all BBUS HGs as human beings then I'd pretty much hate almost all of them so there's no point in getting worked up over some problematic comments on a show like BBUS (unless it's BB15 ofc).

But overall, he was a major contributing factor as to why the pre-jury weeks of this season were so fun whether you like him or not and he wasn't all that unlikable for someone of his archetype and he had a pretty satisfying story-arc I thought. Plus that montage of him mumbling never fails to amuse me.

[MB.]

This is righteous thus far (even though Grandma Meg is two or three places too low, I fully understand and shall not hound you for it for the remainder of time)

And I wouldn't say that Clay's widely disliked on here - I appreciate him for his role in #clelli and for not being as **** as he easily could have been, as you mentioned

[Ross.]

Grandma Meg is too low

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[Jason.]

And I wouldn't say that Clay's widely disliked on here - I appreciate him for his role in #clelli and for not being as **** as he easily could have been, as you mentioned

I thought I was in the minority. :laugh:

He just seems the type of person TiBB would hate and tbf I would probably like him a lot less if he was on BBUK

[Macie Lightfoot]

One of the reasons that I love BB17 is that even the people who aren't that good (Austin, Steve, Jeff, Clay) really do play their parts well and you can find some merit in all of them.

and now that I mentioned Jeff Weldon and am thinking about him for the first time in a few months, oh my god what a ****ing loon. The edit really did him no justice, he almost matched Audrey in terms of insane Week 1 scheming, all cloaked under how upset he was that Austin said he had a dad bod :joker: and then he made an angry Periscope in the back of a taxi after the finale bitching about how the pre-jury gets paid to dust during the final but it's okay because CBS told them that the pre-jurors were the best part of the season, he's not bitter at all!!!!!! omg what an insecure nutjob :love:

[Jason.]

One of the reasons that I love BB17 is that even the people who aren't that good (Austin, Steve, Jeff, Clay) really do play their parts well and you can find some merit in all of them.

and now that I mentioned Jeff Weldon and am thinking about him for the first time in a few months, oh my god what a ****ing loon. The edit really did him no justice, he almost matched Audrey in terms of insane Week 1 scheming, all cloaked under how upset he was that Austin said he had a dad bod :joker: and then he made an angry Periscope in the back of a taxi after the finale bitching about how the pre-jury gets paid to dust during the final but it's okay because CBS told them that the pre-jurors were the best part of the season, he's not bitter at all!!!!!! omg what an insecure nutjob :love:

That's true.

And mess at Jeff :joker: I've missed a lot because of having not seen the feeds but yeah he was practically edited out of the main shows until his eviction week.

[Jason.]

Grandma Meg is too low

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Let me live! I still like her.

I only dislike the bottom 4/5 really. This cast is actually quite likeable which is a bonus.

[Jason.]

8. James Huling

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James is my favourite male of the season (a mess at all the males being culled in the bottom half tho but BB17's female cast is amazing so I can't take all the blame). But no James was just a really nice guy and I enjoyed his friendship with Meg a lot. However one thing I liked the most was making a big move in the nomination of Clelli and even though I liked them both, I just really admired that and it shook things up a lot and he's the reason why Week 6 is not only my favourite week of the season but also a brilliant week in general.

James was also one of the few HG's who was in the opposing alliance of the Sixth Sense which is what the season really needed once jury kicked in and it helped make an interesting power shift and the dynamics more interesting having two alliances competing against each other.

I also liked how he was never bitter about being up on the block like a lot of the HG's were and he just had a really good attitude in general. I'm glad he won America's Favourite. Overall he was just a fun presence with a good personality and some good allies in Jackie, Meg and Becky. And his constant pranks played a big part as it's mostly what he was shown doing on the main show but him scaring the Twins every night by simply popping his head by their bedside in the dark causing them to run out of the bedroom in hysterics of fear <33

[LukeB]

Legend James :love:

I loved James a lot on BB17 and I remember voting for him for AFP 20 times a day

spoilers about AFP from past-seasons just incase you want to know (it has no names though)
James is the first non-white person to win AFP (he's the 10th winner overall)

[Jason.]

Wait how do you vote if you're not American? I'll vote for Da'Vonne in the BB18 one :p

[LukeB]

Wait how do you vote if you're not American? I'll vote for Da'Vonne in the BB18 one :p

make a account with CBS and use u.s.a zipcode etc

[MB.]

You'll vote for Natalie Negrotti in the BB18 one mister

[Macie Lightfoot]

You'll vote for Natalie Negrotti in the BB18 one mister

...x

[MB.]

Actually I'll have to check the rules, I'm not sure if you can vote for the winner

[caprimint]

Nice to see I wasn't the only one who liked Clay and found him underrated. :love:

Actually I'll have to check the rules, I'm not sure if you can vote for the winner
You can't so Natalie will be a perfectly eligible option. :fan:

[MB.]

You can't so Natalie will be a perfectly eligible option. :fan:

I dare you to say that again

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[LukeB]

You can't so Natalie will be a perfectly eligible option. :fan:

Who are you going to vote for since Paul won't be eligible?

[caprimint]

Who are you going to vote for since Paul won't be eligible?
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:hehe: If Paul does indeed win I shall give my votes to Paulie. PP are the only ones I really care about this season. Frank to some extent too, but he went downhill when he aligned with Bridgette imo.

I dare you to say that again

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[LukeB]

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:hehe: If Paul does indeed win I shall give my votes to Paulie. PP are the only ones I really care about this season. Frank to some extent too, but he went downhill when he aligned with Bridgette imo.

Not the Bridgette shade </3

I'm making two accounts so i can give 20 for Bridgette and 20 for Paulie each day lmao.

[caprimint]

Not the Bridgette shade </3

I'm making two accounts so i can give 20 for Bridgette and 20 for Paulie each day lmao.
I hope they catch you out for cheating and your votes for Bridgette get disqualified :oh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Paulie still having fans is astounding but hey.

[LukeB]

I hope they catch you out for cheating and your votes for Bridgette get disqualified :oh:

I won't get caught
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[Jason.]

Not this turning into a BB18 discussion thread

(meanwhile the rest of my write ups will be posted tomorrow/later today)

[LukeB]

Enjoy the BB15 launch stan Elissa and Candice.

[Jason.]

Nice to see I wasn't the only one who liked Clay and found him underrated. :love:


Another thing we agree on?