I made a coffee cocktail.

[Vanessa]

That was hilarious! Bear is the funniest housemate since Marc. And Lewis actually tried it. :laugh3: Do people actually take him seriously? He's hilarious :joker:

[Withano]

Hes about as funny as the plague

[joeysteele]

That was hilarious! Bear is the funniest housemate since Marc. And Lewis actually tried it. :laugh3: Do people actually take him seriously? He's hilarious :joker:

I do get furious at him, I would be yelling at him to shut up and/or sit down at times.
He would drive me up the wall.

However he is great viewing in my opinion and honestly, some of them in there really do need some winding up just to get them to actually say or do something, anything even.

[chuff me dizzy]

His teasing of Frankie was my fav part of it :joker:

[Vanessa]

I do get furious at him, I would be yelling at him to shut up and/or sit down at times.
He would drive me up the wall.

However he is great viewing in my opinion and honestly, some of them in there really do need some winding up just to get them to actually say or do something, anything even.
He just cracks me up. :laugh: You neve know what he's going to do next!

[Northern Monkey]

Bear may be an unknown but he is the best housemate the show has seen.Love him or hate him.

[Vanessa]

His teasing of Frankie was my fav part of it :joker:

You're my little pussycat :laugh2:

[chuff me dizzy]

You're my little pussycat :laugh2:

Hilarious

[Liam-]

It's not funny though is it? he baits people, then intimidates and antagonises them when they react to him, he's a bully, plain and simple, I don't see how anyone could support him.

He's a little boy who thinks he's big and hard, but in the grand scheme of things, he's just a little twerp that only picks on people he knows he can get at, he wouldn't dare pick on someone bigger or tougher than him would he? see the brick wall of a security guard as evidence, people like Bear disgust me.

[Pete.]

Bear is the funniest housemate since Marc.

:umm2:

[Jordan.]

*Bear breathes*

Omg he is SO funny what a hoot! :joker:

[Drew.]

Fair enough you like him but these constant threads about how you find him funny are really repetitive

[Cherie]

He used up all the coffee, would Bear think it was funny if all the cigs were destroyed/ hidden..a very unfunny "joke"

[Jake.]

Ha ha ha hilarious

[Pete.]

*Bear breathes*

Omg he is SO funny what a hoot! :joker:
He's a wind up merchant :joker:

[Cherie]

He specifically used the coffee as well because James threw it over him, he knows certain people in the house need a coffee fix, he really is a cretin

[Daniel.]

Bear is a bully who winds people up. It's tedious, boring TV just as he's boring and tedious himself. It's the opposite of entertainin

[user104658]

I find him entertaining viewing, but only because I don't think any of the rest of them are particularly "good people". They're all entirely smug and self-satisfied. And so it's fun watching them being riled up by him. Note that I don't like HIM as a person, either... but as entertainment? Yeah, it's fun :joker:.


HOWEVER... the coffee?? Did he use all of it? I would genuinely lose the ****ing rag. I'd have to go to Big Brother citing the need for a caffeine prescription, I get horrendous headaches if I don't get my morning coffee fix :joker:.

"B... Big Brother... help me... I n...need coffee. And n.. not instant..."

[Patricia4]

He used up all the coffee, would Bear think it was funny if all the cigs were destroyed/ hidden..a very unfunny "joke"

That would be good he can give it but cant take it you have all seen that.

[user104658]

That would be good he can give it but cant take it you have all seen that.

I was thinking that... I like these sorts of pranks but I don't know where to stop :joker:. My Uni house was utterly wrecked by this sort of one-upsmanship...

I'd be like "Hey bear was that your coffee cocktail? Delicious! Oh these? There were your favourite trainers? They were expensive? **** man I'm sorry, I was cold so I tried to set them on fire :("

... ... ... I don't think I;d last very long in BB :umm2:

[joeysteele]

They certainly seem to like to waste coffee,I will say that for them.

Wouldn't bother me in there, tea is my drink,I rarely ever drink coffee anyway.

[user104658]

They certainly seem to like to waste coffee,I will say that for them.

Wouldn't bother me in there, tea is my drink,I rarely ever drink coffee anyway.

To be fair it's probably instant. I'd lob it over the wall in protest :hmph:

[erinp5]

If moron is your thing, then I get why you find him funny.

[user104658]

If moron is your thing, then I get why you find him funny.

They are ALL morons, though :shrug:.

[Munchkins]

Bear
http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/G9hPI72MtgE_6059s2HMRhiLvns=/fit-in/850x850/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fralph-wiggum-finals-week%2Fralph-wiggum-glue-2.gif

[Munchkins]

Fair enough you like him but these constant threads about how you find him funny are really repetitive

But he's HOT DREW. YUMMYY:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
HES JUST A FUNNY LAD, HES SO FUNNY, HE DREW A DICK!!:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Tom4784]

How fun :)

[Vanessa]

I find him entertaining viewing, but only because I don't think any of the rest of them are particularly "good people". They're all entirely smug and self-satisfied. And so it's fun watching them being riled up by him. Note that I don't like HIM as a person, either... but as entertainment? Yeah, it's fun :joker:.


HOWEVER... the coffee?? Did he use all of it? I would genuinely lose the ****ing rag. I'd have to go to Big Brother citing the need for a caffeine prescription, I get horrendous headaches if I don't get my morning coffee fix :joker:.

"B... Big Brother... help me... I n...need coffee. And n.. not instant..."

He saved some for his friends :joker:

[Vanessa]

Bear cocktail recepie is on the channel 5 website if anyone wants to try it! :laugh3:

[Munchkins]

Bear cocktail recepie is on the channel 5 website if anyone wants to try it! :laugh3:

http://media.tumblr.com/ea5b069f2bf2cbcfe5dfdfbffc129a21/tumblr_inline_mu62xjgR8U1rofggf.gif

[ThriceShy]

Hes about as funny as the plague

I wonder if that was spread through spitting.

[hot2go]

They are ALL morons, though :shrug:.

They are all morons....they all have over sized egos and they're all as back stabbing as he is, he's just more open about it....the idea of BB is that people are put in the house and BB test their endurance and patience and ability to deal with challenging situations....unfortunately on CBB that doesn't happen and BB hardly challenge them at all ...so Bear is actually doing BBs job for them.
Instead of surviving big brother they're having to survive Bear :laugh: they should employ him on their task team.

[user104658]

They are all morons....they all have over sized egos and they're all as back stabbing as he is, he's just more open about it....the idea of BB is that people are put in the house and BB test their endurance and patience and ability to deal with challenging situations....unfortunately on CBB that doesn't happen and BB hardly challenge them at all ...so Bear is actually doing BBs job for them.
Instead of surviving big brother they're having to survive Bear :laugh: they should employ him on their task team.

Exactly, the reason they hate him so much is that he challenges their egos,, their self-importance and their ability to "rise above it" and keep their cool like they feel they should be able to as "the better people", which they are just not. One of the things that summed it up for me was Biggins going and him saying "Meh, I don't care" and the rest of them being like ":( waaah I do though". They DON'T, it's crap, if anything they're salivating at their chances to win increasing slightly, and that's it.

[Jordan.]

Bear cocktail recepie is on the channel 5 website if anyone wants to try it! :laugh3:

they wanna make him a thing so bad

[hot2go]

Exactly, the reason they hate him so much is that he challenges their egos,, their self-importance and their ability to "rise above it" and keep their cool like they feel they should be able to as "the better people", which they are just not. One of the things that summed it up for me was Biggins going and him saying "Meh, I don't care" and the rest of them being like ":( waaah I do though". They DON'T, it's crap, if anything they're salivating at their chances to win increasing slightly, and that's it.

I thought the same....everyone saying they felt sorry for Biggins and Bear saying he didn't give a f-ck...they look like the good guys and Bear looks like the bad guy again...when the reality of the situation and the shared opinion of the majority of viewers is that Biggins views are deplorable....so who looks real and who looks fake when you way up the housemates reactions ....weather intentionally or not Bears response to Biggins departure was the smart one and the honest one.

[chuff me dizzy]

Watching the build up to the clip we saw yesterday was hilarious "Just a dash" I was peeing myself and kept rewinding it :laugh3:

[chuff me dizzy]

Exactly, the reason they hate him so much is that he challenges their egos,, their self-importance and their ability to "rise above it" and keep their cool like they feel they should be able to as "the better people", which they are just not. One of the things that summed it up for me was Biggins going and him saying "Meh, I don't care" and the rest of them being like ":( waaah I do though". They DON'T, it's crap, if anything they're salivating at their chances to win increasing slightly, and that's it.

:clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I suppose he is at least trying to do something as this is CBB

[ladyb1itz]

If someone wasted my coffee like that I'd kick off like a wild cat..... thats one of many reasons why I'd never appear on reality telly as in normal life the chances are very high I'd never come across anyone as annoying as Bear n co... so it's very easy to keep any wild cat tendances very well hidden!!! :cat:

[Semtex]

Bring back National Service.

[waterhog]

That was hilarious! Bear is the funniest housemate since Marc. And Lewis actually tried it. :laugh3: Do people actually take him seriously? He's hilarious :joker:

pathetic and absolutely desperate for attention - seen enough of him now and its time for him to go.


well done bear - you can still act but I am bored of it.

[chuff me dizzy]

Sunshine boy Frankie thinking instant coffee can save the 3rd world hungry !! Using these people to big himself up

[arista]

That was hilarious! Bear is the funniest housemate since Marc. And Lewis actually tried it. :laugh3: Do people actually take him seriously? He's hilarious :joker:


That American Fella
was Very Angry

[Vanessa]

That American Fella
was Very Angry

They're on now. Last night the Americans and Bear all had dinner together. Bear can play nice if he wants to :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

That American Fella
was Very Angry

Sunshine ? yes he wasn't a happy bunny was he

[Vanessa]

Watching the build up to the clip we saw yesterday was hilarious "Just a dash" I was peeing myself and kept rewinding it :laugh3:

He's hilarious! :joker:

[Semtex]

Chuff! You should remove your sig because you have reverted to type and gone for a genital over a gentleman.

I've had a chat with Jason in my head & he thinks that Bear & Lewis are twats.

[Garfie]

It's not funny though is it? he baits people, then intimidates and antagonises them when they react to him, he's a bully, plain and simple, I don't see how anyone could support him.

He's a little boy who thinks he's big and hard, but in the grand scheme of things, he's just a little twerp that only picks on people he knows he can get at, he wouldn't dare pick on someone bigger or tougher than him would he? see the brick wall of a security guard as evidence, people like Bear disgust me.

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

Couldn't have said it better myself, Liam. You are spot on here in everything you say. He has the mindset of a 13 year old, and I might have found him funny if I was that age. Unfortunately, as an adult I prefer a more clever and mature type of humour!

Oooooh! I've made a cocktail by mixing orange juice, coffee and corn flakes and it is so funny! Oooooh! I called you a silly name! Seriously, is that what he and his hanger-ons see as humour and entertainment!? Excuse me, while I go and split my sides with laughter! :facepalm:

[Daffodil]

The reason why Stephen Bear is not at all funny is that his aggression is there to see just bubbling below the surface. A really funny person would not do pranks that have a violent edge to them. If Stephen Bear floats your boat Vanessa, then I hope you will take along that Security Guard as the boat Captain...becuase he would sure as Hell turn on you eventually.

[chuff me dizzy]

The reason why Stephen Bear is not at all funny is that his aggression is there to see just bubbling below the surface. A really funny person would not do pranks that have a violent edge to them. If Stephen Bear floats your boat Vanessa, then I hope you will take along that Security Guard as the boat Captain...becuase he would sure as Hell turn on you eventually.

No where near as aggressive as D

[Garfie]

I wonder if that was spread through spitting.

Well, let's hope so, as that way we might get rid of Bear.

[arista]

The reason why Stephen Bear is not at all funny is that his aggression is there to see just bubbling below the surface. A really funny person would not do pranks that have a violent edge to them. If Stephen Bear floats your boat Vanessa, then I hope you will take along that Security Guard as the boat Captain...becuase he would sure as Hell turn on you eventually.


Yes Tall Fella

[arista]

Well, let's hope so, as that way we might get rid of Bear.

No
HeavyD must go First
Everyone Hates him

[Garfie]

Bring back National Service.

Oh yes! The more I see of Bear and Lewis, the more I agree with you. If they want to be part of a 'squad' let's see how they would cope in the real world!

They would both be wimpering pathetically like Bear was in the diary room, and shaking uncontrollably like Lewis was in the pool last night, because neither have the balls to deal with things when roles are reversed! Funny how Bear expects everyone to cope with what he throws at them, but he couldn't even cope with being locked in the diary room temporarily! :laugh:

[Robodog]

Bear is providing entertainment, if you can call it that. At least he DOES something though.

However, he is THE classic example of someone who can 'Dish it out, but cannot take it back'

In fact, Saira is quite similar. She dishes out judgment and aggressive conversation but woe betide anyone who DARES to judge or raise their voice to her.

I can see what she means by her and Bear being similar

[Garfie]

The reason why Stephen Bear is not at all funny is that his aggression is there to see just bubbling below the surface. A really funny person would not do pranks that have a violent edge to them. If Stephen Bear floats your boat Vanessa, then I hope you will take along that Security Guard as the boat Captain...becuase he would sure as Hell turn on you eventually.

You are so right, Daffodil! You can see it in his eyes and in his body language. He clearly had a massive chip on his shoulder about something, and as he doesn't have the maturity to address it, he is doing so by hitting out at the world.

Just imagine that boat trip! He would start by repeatedly flicking water in your face, and continuing even after you'd asked him numerous times to stop, because he was just having a laugh. He'd then move on to pressing sandwiches into your face as you tried to eat them and then squashing them into your hair! And he'd continue even when you told him it wasn't funny, as he would only be mucking about. How very, very funny would those little pranks be!? :laugh2: When you started to get irritated by his wind-ups, then he would just belittle you and mock you for not being able to take a joke. This would repeat itself until you told him you'd had enough, and then he'd get angry and throw his oars at you before pushing you into the water.

But it would all be okay as he would say sorry afterwards, immediately before starting the process all over again. But that would be okay because it's amusing and entertaining!

[Garfie]

No
HeavyD must go First
Everyone Hates him

Do you reckon? He seems to have gained an enormous amount of support following last night's episode!

[Garfie]

Bear is providing entertainment, if you can call it that. At least he DOES something though.

However, he is THE classic example of someone who can 'Dish it out, but cannot take it back'

In fact, Saira is quite similar. She dishes out judgment and aggressive conversation but woe betide anyone who DARES to judge or raise their voice to her.

I can see what she means by her and Bear being similar

Bear is providing something, but I don't think it's called entertainment!

And, yes, you are so right about both Bear and Saira, and the ways in which they are similar.

[caprimint]

When Frankie said "that's bull****" and Bear replied "that's a cocktail" :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

When Frankie said "that's bull****" and Bear replied "that's a cocktail" :joker:

The funniest thing in the entire series

[Jannigran]

Great post Garfield, I would have made the idiot drink his lovely cocktail

[Garfie]

Great post Garfield, I would have made the idiot drink his lovely cocktail

Garfie to you, Jannigran! No need for formalities! And, yes, I'd love BB to make that part of a future task, and then I wonder who the joke would be on!? :laugh:

[hot2go]

Bear is providing entertainment, if you can call it that. At least he DOES something though.

However, he is THE classic example of someone who can 'Dish it out, but cannot take it back'

In fact, Saira is quite similar. She dishes out judgment and aggressive conversation but woe betide anyone who DARES to judge or raise their voice to her.

I can see what she means by her and Bear being similar

You're right, they do have that in common....maybe they recognise that in each other

[hot2go]

The funniest thing in the entire series

It was so funny....as is always the case with me, it was what he said rather than what he did that I found funny....the cocktail was just the link to the good stuff...." Youre still invited to my pool party " ..... " ive made a cocktail " ...... ... " someone looks angry, calm down, take a minute " :laugh::laugh: he's such a little sh-t :laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

It was so funny....as is always the case with me, it was what he said rather than what he did that I found funny....the cocktail was just the link to the good stuff...." Youre still invited to my pool party " ..... " ive made a cocktail " ...... ... " someone looks angry, calm down, take a minute " :laugh::laugh: he's such a little sh-t :laugh:

"You're my sunshine " killer line :joker:

[Glenn-C]

No where near as aggressive as D
Right, remember the time Heavy smashed a mirror and broke a door?

[Glenn-C]

Great post Garfield, I would have made the idiot drink his lovely cocktail
I'd pour his cocktail all over him :laugh:

[Liam-]

I'd pour his cocktail all over him :laugh:

I'd have drowned him in it

[rebecca9]

I imagine 12 year olds would find Bear funny, similar mindsets

[Amy Jade]

To be fair it's probably instant. I'd lob it over the wall in protest :hmph:

No it wasn't instant

[user104658]

No it wasn't instant
They get real coffee in BB? Such luxury...

[jet]

Chuff! You should remove your sig because you have reverted to type and gone for a genital over a gentleman.

I've had a chat with Jason in my head & he thinks that Bear & Lewis are twats.

Chuff has removed Jason's sig. Bear is the new 'hunk of the month'. :laugh:

[jet]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

Couldn't have said it better myself, Liam. You are spot on here in everything you say. He has the mindset of a 13 year old, and I might have found him funny if I was that age. Unfortunately, as an adult I prefer a more clever and mature type of humour!

Oooooh! I've made a cocktail by mixing orange juice, coffee and corn flakes and it is so funny! Oooooh! I called you a silly name! Seriously, is that what he and his hanger-ons see as humour and entertainment!? Excuse me, while I go and split my sides with laughter! :facepalm:

:clap1: It's pathetic, isn't it? He's just so FUNNY haha haha, I hope he gives Heavy a wedgie soon haha haha....

[Vanessa]

Bear just cracks me up. He would be so much fun to go on a night out with :joker: