Bear Fans Funny Page

[hot2go]

A place to note down any funny things he's said and may say in future episodes.

As they all sat together and were told Biggins had been removed from the house.

Chloe: " whys he left "
Bear: " he got the hump with your cooking "

[chuff me dizzy]

Apart from my quotes below there are so many, but one of my favs has to be "But you're MY sunshine" and the look on Frankies face when he knew he was beaten by words alone was classic

[caprimint]

Frankie: "That's bull****"
Bear: "That's a cocktail"

His nominations. Just in general. Always hilarious the context he gives them in and what he says.

When Chris left the house: "Who cares anyway man?"

When he compared Saira/James/Chris to the illuminati.

[hot2go]

" Got him early "
" Just Saying "

[hot2go]

Renee playing charades and calling Bear and Heavy Dumb and Dumber

[Vanessa]

You're my little pussycat! :laugh3:

[hot2go]

After Renee told Lewis he's not his own man cause he makes Bear a cup of tea...then Aubrey walks off with Renee to calm her down

" Do you Wanna Cup of Tea Aubrey "

[caprimint]

Was looking for this as I have a few more to add.

"I could be making a coffee cocktail tomorrow"
Re: his hair: "It's probably going global as we speak"
"Do you know how llamas are made? Crossbreeding donkeys and giraffes"
When they were clearing up: "Get back, health and safety!!!"
When Renee made the dinner after the argument: "It's the worst pasta I've ever ****ing had"

:laugh3:

[mr rochester]

A place to note down any funny things he's said and may say in future episodes "

He may say in a future episode;

The regimented formal design of a traditional tiered basket can be very effective. So long as you make sure that each layer of materials is the correct height, you should make a dramatic display, the loose and flowering ingredients combining well within the confines of a disciplined structure...just sayin'

[hot2go]

When Ricky got the publics most votes to stay

' Ricky's a Contender. Mr Big Balls has arrived in town, Rick with his big swinging dick '

Camera pans out to Lewis with a face like thunder

LOL.....Genius

[hot2go]

' Saira keeps staring at me, it's giving me the horn '

[hot2go]

Nominating Ricky, leaning into the camera with a Michael Caine accent
' soon as I walk out of a room 'e bleeding slags me off '
Then saying he nominates Ricky cause he flys under the radar... Immediately farting as soon as he's said it.

Best nomination ever

[hot2go]

Renee sat with the others watching Lewis in his task and willing him to sign for her letter from home

' Put it in the bin Lewis '

[bots]

bully, loud mouthed bear crapping himself when he saw the size of the security guard

[power2thepeople]

Renee playing charades and calling Bear and Heavy Dumb and Dumber

Reading this active thread even though I'm not a Bear fan before anyone calls me out. No trolling intended but this made me howl. Heavy just looks over none the wiser! Reminded me of Science when faced with Anthony, Craig and Maxwell in an argument: Tweedledum, Tweedledee and Tweedletwat.:joker:

[jet]

bully, loud mouthed bear crapping himself when he saw the size of the security guard

Funniest moment of the series. :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Health and safety! That made me laugh out loud. :laugh3:

[chuff me dizzy]

I only have to look at the faces he pulls and his voice when he's winding them up and Im howling

[chuff me dizzy]

Health and safety! That made me laugh out loud. :laugh3:

Yes me too :joker:

[Vanessa]

I only have to look at the faces he pulls and his voice when he's winding them up and Im howling

It's not t what he says, it's the way he says things that makes me laugh. :laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

It's not t what he says, it's the way he says things that makes me laugh. :laugh:

Yes it is, and his voice ....all the ooosss and ahhhhsss ,really pisses them all off and this is what makes it funnier

[alex_front2]

bully, loud mouthed bear crapping himself when he saw the size of the security guard

It will lays be the funniest Bear moment. The people on this thread can try and make out Bear is a great wit, but reality is the security guard exchange will ALWAYS be the funniest Bear moment.

[Vanessa]

Yes it is, and his voice ....all the ooosss and ahhhhsss ,really pisses them all off and this is what makes it funnier

He's like a naughty schoolboy :joker:

[Vanessa]

It will lays be the funniest Bear moment. The people on this thread can try and make out Bear is a great wit, but reality is the security guard exchange will ALWAYS be the funniest Bear moment.

The guard winked at Bear :;)

[hot2go]

It will lays be the funniest Bear moment. The people on this thread can try and make out Bear is a great wit, but reality is the security guard exchange will ALWAYS be the funniest Bear moment.

This is a thread for Bear fans ...the forum asks posters to respect fan threads....so why don't you jog on and make a thread about how funny your favourite housemate is...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT THO...which ever one of the others may be your favourite.

[hot2go]

" 'es a good boy. Listen, because you care you can have some 48 hour care fresh ....put ya pants on, keep you warm....Just saying "

FART

[Vanessa]

" 'es a good boy. Listen, because you care you can have some 48 hour care fresh ....put ya pants on, keep you warm....Just saying "

FART

:joker:

[Withano]

When he gets evicted on Tuesday to deafening boos for being a twat

[hot2go]

When he gets evicted on Tuesday to deafening boos for being a twat

Please respect a fan page like we are all told to by the forum police ....funny how they haven't jumped on people sabotaging the thread, they do every other time...me thinks maybe the forum police only apply the rules when it affects only their own favourites. It's all soooo professional :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Please respect a fan page like we are all told to by the forum police ....funny how they haven't jumped on people sabotaging the thread, they do every other time...me thinks maybe the forum police only apply the rules when it affects only their own favourites. It's all soooo professional :laugh:

:clap1:

[Ammi]

Please respect a fan page like we are all told to by the forum police ....funny how they haven't jumped on people sabotaging the thread, they do every other time...me thinks maybe the forum police only apply the rules when it affects only their own favourites. It's all soooo professional :laugh:

..there is no bias in any way, hot2go....there are official fan threads each series, which are only for fans to post and positive things and they're always policed by staff..(regardless of who their favourites are or indeed if they follow BB at all..)...here is the link, which is always stickied at the top of the page...


http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=305168


..other than those official ones, though ..I don't think it's deemed appropriate to make 'excluding' threads...excluding is never a good thing on a forum when we're all here to discuss and something that I personally understand...if you want to though, you could do a social group and only invite those you wish to, to be a part of it or ask the mods if this could be an official/exclusive fan thread....


..EDIT:..just to say that the thread was obviously made with good and positive intentions, for positive/fun contributions etc and not to mock in any way so I agree that it's frustrating for it not to be posted in, in that vein also....

[hot2go]

Amii you can defend them if you want it's a free country....but when the thread title clearly says Bear Fans Funny Page then you are defending people who clearly don't respect it....they are neither fans or funny so they are only here to destroy ....and you elaborate post which is neither as a fan or funny just clogs up the thread even more.....if you do have some funny Bear anecdotes to add please do.
It's ironic that people who dislike Bear because they think he no respect are some of the same people on this thread showing no respect so in fact what you are defending is hypocricy.

[Ammi]

Amii you can defend them if you want it's a free country....but when the thread title clearly says Bear Fans Funny Page then you are defending people who clearly don't respect it....they are neither fans or funny so they are only here to destroy ....and you elaborate post which is neither as a fan or funny just clogs up the thread even more.....if you do have some funny Bear anecdotes to add please do.
It's ironic that people who dislike Bear because they think he no respect are some of the same people on this thread showing no respect so in fact what you are defending is hypocricy.

..I did just make an edit to my post but other than that, your post is not really worthy of a response because there are many ironies here ....and not all non Bear fans...

[hot2go]

JUST SAYING

[Vanessa]

No dramas! :joker:

[Tom4784]

:/

[Withano]

Please respect a fan page like we are all told to by the forum police ....funny how they haven't jumped on people sabotaging the thread, they do every other time...me thinks maybe the forum police only apply the rules when it affects only their own favourites. It's all soooo professional :laugh:

Umm can you not bully me. Im listing Bears funny moments.

That one scene he wasn't in

[Withano]

I did actually laugh at his reaction to Sams "Go and grow yourself a penis"

..more laughing at him than with him though

[sungrass]

Singing with Heavy on Monday - Nominations day - SBT SBT SBT Squeaky Bum Time Squeak Bum Time - theres going to be lots of squeaky bums today SBT

[chuff me dizzy]

Please respect a fan page like we are all told to by the forum police ....funny how they haven't jumped on people sabotaging the thread, they do every other time...me thinks maybe the forum police only apply the rules when it affects only their own favourites. It's all soooo professional :laugh:

:clap1::clap1:

[Vanessa]

Singing with Heavy on Monday - Nominations day - SBT SBT SBT Squeaky Bum Time Squeak Bum Time - theres going to be lots of squeaky bums today SBT

:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

..there is no bias in any way, hot2go....there are official fan threads each series, which are only for fans to post and positive things and they're always policed by staff..(regardless of who their favourites are or indeed if they follow BB at all..)...here is the link, which is always stickied at the top of the page...


http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=305168


..other than those official ones, though ..I don't think it's deemed appropriate to make 'excluding' threads...excluding is never a good thing on a forum when we're all here to discuss and something that I personally understand...if you want to though, you could do a social group and only invite those you wish to, to be a part of it or ask the mods if this could be an official/exclusive fan thread....


..EDIT:..just to say that the thread was obviously made with good and positive intentions, for positive/fun contributions etc and not to mock in any way so I agree that it's frustrating for it not to be posted in, in that vein also....

I didn't realise you had made made a mod Ammi ? when did this happen ?

[hot2go]

Singing with Heavy on Monday - Nominations day - SBT SBT SBT Squeaky Bum Time Squeak Bum Time - theres going to be lots of squeaky bums today SBT

Squeaky Bum Time is brilliant :laugh: All these years and no one has ever given it a name till now

[Liam-]

If you want a Bear fan exclusive place to discuss the 'funny' things he says and does, then there's the dedicated fan threads to do so, if another thread is opened to discuss them, whether it has 'so and so fans' in the title, doesn't mean no-one else can post their opinions in there.

Bear was funny when he shat himself because someone bigger and tougher who wasn't intimidated by him was stood in front of him, hysterical.

[caprimint]

I only have to look at the faces he pulls and his voice when he's winding them up and Im howling
Same. :joker:

Ooops, I bumped this thread before but didn't realize it was an issue. Maybe it can be merged with Bear's fan thread?

[chuff me dizzy]

Same. :joker:

Ooops, I bumped this thread before but didn't realize it was an issue. Maybe it can be merged with Bear's fan thread?

You carry on posting wherever you like my lovely,plastic Mods cannot tell you where to post

[Vanessa]

Same. :joker:

Ooops, I bumped this thread before but didn't realize it was an issue. Maybe it can be merged with Bear's fan thread?

It's the faces he pulls and the noises he makes. Gets me everytime :joker:

[jet]

If you want a Bear fan exclusive place to discuss the 'funny' things he says and does, then there's the dedicated fan threads to do so, if another thread is opened to discuss them, whether it has 'so and so fans' in the title, doesn't mean no-one else can post their opinions in there.

Bear was funny when he shat himself because someone bigger and tougher who wasn't intimidated by him was stood in front of him, hysterical.

:joker: Yes, it was more a case of an exploding bum than a squeaky one right there. :joker:

[Vanessa]

"Right, who wants to go home? You? Tonight it's you, Rene! Negative negative negative!" That made me laugh. :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Bear talking to the dog :laugh2:

[Liam-]

:joker: Yes, it was more a case of an exploding bum than a squeaky one right there. :joker:

So funny, I replayed it so many times, isn't karma delightful?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

ruttthhhhlleeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Vanessa]

ruttthhhhlleeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ROOFLESS! :laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

ROOFLESS! :laugh2:

:hehe:

[hot2go]

"Right, who wants to go home? You? Tonight it's you, Rene! Negative negative negative!" That made me laugh. :laugh:

Then when Renee saved herself and nominated Chloe " Ooh, someone wants to stay...I thought you said you couldn't wait to leave "

[hot2go]

" That's quite aggressive elf behaviour "

[Vanessa]

Then when Renee saved herself and nominated Chloe " Ooh, someone wants to stay...I thought you said you couldn't wait to leave "

:laugh:

[Jamie89]

Has anyone made a 'Kids say the funniest things!' joke yet?

[caprimint]

Bear shouting out Ricky's name when Big Brother was reading out the tweet before it'd even got halfway through :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Bear shouting out Ricky's name when Big Brother was reading out the tweet before it'd even got halfway through :laugh2:

:laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

" That's quite aggressive elf behaviour "

I was just going to post that one !!

[susie q]

bully, loud mouthed bear crapping himself when he saw the size of the security guard

Yes definitely his funniest moment.

[hot2go]

Bear shouting out Ricky's name when Big Brother was reading out the tweet before it'd even got halfway through :laugh2:

I know :laugh::laugh: Affirmative Captain

[sungrass]

When Bear nominated Aubrey for eternal nomination and he drew a willy next to her name when he gave his reasons - later Don Renee had a right go at him saying it was "f ing rude to draw what you drew" and he said "yeah I think she's a dick heheh"

[sungrass]

Bear to Renee - Whoooah someone looks angry - whoah its not you up babe - its not you up I know Im just saying its not you up babes whoah someone looks angry. Interrupting her speech about the dick drawing.

[chuff me dizzy]

Bear had yet another amazing show last night, he livened everything up and carried the entire episode

[Vanessa]

Bear had yet another amazing show last night, he livened everything up and carried the entire episode

He's back to his old self. Cracks me up every time :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

He's back to his old self. Cracks me up every time :joker:

Him legging Marnie up was hilarious

[hot2go]

Bear to Renee - Whoooah someone looks angry - whoah its not you up babe - its not you up I know Im just saying its not you up babes whoah someone looks angry. Interrupting her speech about the dick drawing.

Vintage Bear :laugh: He's been funny all along.. I love this post

[Vanessa]

Just saying! Roofless! :laugh2:

[chuff me dizzy]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/bear-gives-renee-triple-tornado-day-25

Bear can even turn plaiting Renees hair into a great laugh, love his story

[hot2go]

' Someone doesn't like losing, looks like someone's got the hump, never mind Sam, it was only marshmallows '

[chuff me dizzy]

See how naturally the funny lines come from him

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/will-frankie-join-bears-club-day-25

[caprimint]

Him legging Marnie up was hilarious
Even Marnie said she found it funny and didn't take it personally. It was mostly Renee and he didn't even do anything to her, she just always has to involve herself and overreact to everything Bear does. She probably wishes he did it to her and was jealous. :creep:

[Vanessa]

' Someone doesn't like losing, looks like someone's got the hump, never mind Sam, it was only marshmallows '

:laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

Even Marnie said she found it funny and didn't take it personally. It was mostly Renee and he didn't even do anything to her, she just always has to involve herself and overreact to everything Bear does. She probably wishes he did it to her and was jealous. :creep:

Camera time :idc:

[hot2go]

" She's got her Jiu-Jitsu gear on, she's all in black be careful, got her Ninja gear on "

[sungrass]

So funny, I replayed it so many times, isn't karma delightful?

Oh Im trying to think its another one to Renee - oh yeah "I think Renee fancies me and I dont like it"

:joker: hahahahaha say like it is Bear!!

[sungrass]

Oh Im trying to think its another one to Renee - oh yeah "I think Renee fancies me and I dont like it"

:joker: hahahahaha say like it is Bear!!

Whilst nominating her :laugh3:

[Vanessa]

Oh Im trying to think its another one to Renee - oh yeah "I think Renee fancies me and I dont like it"

:joker: hahahahaha say like it is Bear!!

:laugh:

[sungrass]

"Right, who wants to go home? You? Tonight it's you, Rene! Negative negative negative!" That made me laugh. :laugh:

HAHAhaha yeah - where can you re watch squeaky bum time like everyone says you can? it had quite a rhythm to it !!! Would love to watch it again
:dance::joker:

[sungrass]

"Right, who wants to go home? You? Tonight it's you, Rene! Negative negative negative!" That made me laugh. :laugh:

Hahaha he is brilliant with her cos he winds her up so much - and its just a joke and she falls for it every time!!! hahaha:dance:

[hot2go]

Whilst nominating her :laugh3:

Yeh while nominating....a double barrel one :laugh:

[sungrass]

Yeh while nominating....a double barrel one :laugh:

thanks for this - it really cheered me up today! cant stop laughing!!

[Vanessa]

Bear to Katie trying to create drama: get the violins out! :joker::joker::joker::joker: