bye bye double D - who's sad and who's happy chloe is gone ?

[waterhog]

bye bye double D 13.08.16

to the reader
i must show my disgust
you choose for me not to be a leader
and evicted huge bust.
in me is anger
you are all glutton
chloe maybe a useless banger
but i now relize this village is mutton.
her voice was irratting
like top heavy and pressure on hips
not sure how how many STI your accumilating
the put off for me was the huge lips.
it won't effect the dynamic
on bears face was pure relief
chloe will not leave a gap thats gigantic
which is more proof bear is a reality star chief.
no morals loyalty in code
we must remember his mission
the reality star is making me explode
next opertunity please get bear off our television.

[the truth]

meh not bothered though id of course rather have seen lowlife bore , bear walk the plank....chloe was making a fool of herself. its good shes gone

[-Sue-]

Very glad she has gone :) it's a kick in the arse for Bear & hopefully no more activity that puts me off my show snacks...(that is me putting toilet shower pod activity politely..)

[Josy]

Try double GG ;)

Not fussed that shes gone, she was literally a set of tits on legs with nothing else going for her.

[joeysteele]

I won't miss her but I wouldn't have voted her out.
Really though, she was only having a storyline because of her involvement with Bear.

[jennyjuniper]

Very happy she's gone, although being greedy by nature, I would have preferred a double eviction and numpty bear to have gone as well.

[kirklancaster]

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw
BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me.

ZyhrYis509A

[bots]

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!


omg, this had me on the floor :joker:

[Patricia4]

Very pleased.

[mr rochester]

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw
BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me.

ZyhrYis509A

:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2: another gem...

[kirklancaster]

omg, this had me on the floor :joker:

:laugh: I was laughing while I was writing it BOTS. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2: another gem...

:laugh: Thanks Rochester - It helps when the new lyrics are so applicable. :laugh:

[mizzy25]

brilliant

[puzzled]

bye bye double D 13.08.16

to the reader
i must show my disgust
you choose for me not to be a leader
and evicted huge bust.
in me is anger
you are all glutton
chloe maybe a useless banger
but i now relize this village is mutton.
her voice was irratting
like top heavy and pressure on hips
not sure how how many STI your accumilating
the put off for me was the huge lips.
it won't effect the dynamic
on bears face was pure relief
chloe will not leave a gap thats gigantic
which is more proof bear is a reality star chief.
no morals loyalty in code
we must remember his mission
the reality star is making me explode
next opertunity please get bear off our television.

I really Laughed Out Loud. :cheer2::cheer2:

[puzzled]

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw
BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me.

ZyhrYis509A

Brilliant!

[mr rochester]

I'm a party girl
In a party world
I'm pneumatic and semi-acrobatic
Naughty Teddy Bear
This wren's nest in my hair
Proves I'm sassy
Elegant and classy

Your my plaything - I'm the house King
...ah...ah...ah...ah...
Can your lips take one more bee sting?
...ah...ah...ah...ah...

I am a Grotesque, pathetic at Burlesque
I'm a sloven
Yet I want to govern
Over dopes like you
Who love a low I.Q
Education? Mine will shock the nation

We are sleazy, we are common
...ah...ah...ah...ah
We're both chavs and you're my woman
...ah...ah...ah...ah

When we both get out
And I've enhanced my pout
We'll spend our stashes on my new eye-lashes
Bear I must impress
Though we have no finesse
With regions nether
We have to stick together...

Sorry Babe - I'm outside smokin'
...ah...ah...ah...ah...
You and me Babe? Are you jokin'?
...pah...pah...pah...pah

[kirklancaster]

I'm a party girl
In a party world
I'm pneumatic and semi-acrobatic
Naughty Teddy Bear
This wren's nest in my hair
Proves I'm sassy
Elegant and classy

Your my plaything - I'm the house King
...ah...ah...ah...ah...
Can your lips take one more bee sting?
...ah...ah...ah...ah...

I am a Grotesque, pathetic at Burlesque
I'm a sloven
Yet I want to govern
Over dopes like you
Who love a low I.Q
Education? Mine will shock the nation

We are sleazy, we are common
...ah...ah...ah...ah
We're both chavs and you're my woman
...ah...ah...ah...ah

When we both get out
And I've enhanced my pout
We'll spend our stashes on my new eye-lashes
Bear I must impress
Though we have no finesse
With regions nether
We have to stick together...

Sorry Babe - I'm outside smokin'
...ah...ah...ah...ah...
You and me Babe? Are you jokin'?
...pah...pah...pah...pah

:clap1::clap1::clap1: You are someone after my own heart Rochester.

[kirklancaster]

brilliant

Thanks Mizzy (If you were referring to my post :hee:)

[kirklancaster]

Brilliant!

Thank you Puzzled. I love a bit of fun. Lightens some of the more grave stuff. :laugh:

[StaceyDust]

I read somewhere that Chloe is going abroad now to help refugees sail here on her inflatables.

[kirklancaster]

I read somewhere that Chloe is going abroad now to help refugees sail here on her inflatables.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[mr rochester]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: You are someone after my own heart Rochester.

Good! :wavey:

[empire]

I bet she will have her very own sex shop online with the very best sex toys, and her very own chloe blow up doll, and it has a voice box with here making sex sounds, and a vigana that is modeled on her own,

[mr rochester]

I bet she will have her very own sex shop online with the very best sex toys, and her very own chloe blow up doll, and it has a voice box with here making sex sounds, and a vigana that is modeled on her own,

She stoops to conquer ...