Id like to run a Fish and Chip shop...

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/590x/Ferrero-Rocher-deep-fried-448074.jpg

and i would NOT ask if customers wanted salt and vinegar they would just get it

If any said wait I did not want it i would say F OFF OUT MY SHOP YOU BASTARDS

twats

:nono:

[Brother Leon]

Err Vinegar.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Err Vinegar.

OUT

[T*]

We could make it a musical chippy
Instead of Starlight Express it's Food Poisoning Express though

[MTVN]

Just salt everytime, no vinegar

[Crimson Dynamo]

Just salt everytime, no vinegar

*barred

[Will.]

I love salt and vinegar :love:

[Amy Jade]

Chips, cheese and gravy please, LT

[ArgyESC]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/590x/Ferrero-Rocher-deep-fried-448074.jpg

and i would NOT ask if customers wanted salt and vinegar they would just get it

If any said wait I did not want it i would say F OFF OUT MY SHOP YOU BASTARDS

twats

:nono:

Your threads are always funny :hee:

[Anaesthesia]

Fish and chips is lovely, but you will smell of cooking fat :(

[Denver]

chips, peas and pudding please

[Cherie]

Fish and chips is so overrated

[Jamie89]

I love salt and vinegar :love:

Same, on fish and chips :drool:

[Denver]

Fish and chips is so overrated

Just like you :fan:

[LukeB]

Salt and vinegar is a must on chips

[Livia]

Would you do a haggis supper? I'd have one of those...

[Wizard.]

Give me a portion with lashings of vinegar and then loads of salt, a portion with grated melted cheese on top and a portion with gravy.

[Crimson Dynamo]

running this shop at times

can be rather frying

[Will.]

I want cheese chips, LT

[Black Dagger]

Put vinegar on my chips without my permission and I'll give you a fooking smack

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/The+Great+North+Run+S-Ok10u6mXXl.jpg

[Cal.]

No one goes to chippy anymore babes.

[Jason.]

Put vinegar on my chips without my permission and I'll give you a fooking smack

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/The+Great+North+Run+S-Ok10u6mXXl.jpg

:joker::joker:

[jennyjuniper]

I'll have a fish and a ferkin....a ferkin lot of chips.

[Cherie]

Just like you :fan:

D: you shocker :laugh:

[rubymoo]

Bag of fish bits please (with salt and vinegar) :drool:

[LucyPinder'sLover]

loads of vinegar please and curry sauce

[Alf]

Here's one of LT's regulars


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[Josy]

Pickle supper please trumpet, just vinegar shove your salt up your arse

[Denver]

Pickle supper please trumpet, just vinegar shove your salt up your arse
Probaly already has :idc:

[hijaxers]

No thanks to both , even if i have the chippy deliver i reheat it in oven - esp Chinese they never cook the chips for long enough - so i'll add what i want, when i want it, so the chippie can shove their salt and watered down vinegar thanks all the same.

[rubymoo]

Pickle supper please trumpet, just vinegar shove your salt up your arse

Whats a pickle supper? :huh:

[Samm]

Chips and a battered sausage is what I usually get :love:

[Cherie]

Chips and a battered sausage is what I usually get :love:

LT has a battered sausage for you :hee:

[Samm]

LT has a battered sausage for you :hee:

Cheeky :smug:

[Daniel-X]

Pudding peas and gravy please Mr T :love:

[Cherie]

Cheeky :smug:

:smug:

[Greg!]

Not had a chippy in ages, I used to always just get chips and curry sauce. It's amaze :love:

[Greg!]

Oh also nowt beats a nice deep fired pizza from the chippy

[armand.kay]

Chips drenched in vinegar and salty pon side.

[armand.kay]

Would normally get a saveloy pon side but this chick has gone veggie.

[armand.kay]

Oh also nowt beats a nice deep fired pizza from the chippy

Welp not a deep fried pizza :worry:

[Cal.]

Would normally get a saveloy pon side but this chick has gone veggie.

Thought it was vegan? Hmm

[Greg!]

Welp not a deep fried pizza :worry:

Wow don't knock it until you've tried it hon!

[LucyPinder'sLover]

Would normally get a saveloy pon side but this chick has gone veggie.

i bet you miss having a saveloy in your mouth don't you :hehe:

[Mystic Mock]

Fish and chips is so overrated

:shocked:

Not as bad anyone that doesn't like Pizza, but wow!

[armand.kay]

i bet you miss having a saveloy in your mouth don't you :hehe:

Oh hmm http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/signaturepics/sigpic91822_3.gif

[Braden]

Would you be open to adding a battered snickers on your menu, LT?

[Cherie]

:shocked:

Not as bad anyone that doesn't like Pizza, but wow!

I dislike greasy batter :omgno:

[Mystic Mock]

I dislike greasy batter :omgno:

So you've not got chills that are multiplying?

[Crimson Dynamo]

:fist:

I didn't open this legit business to have it saturated in FILTH

[Josy]

Whats a pickle supper? :huh:

:joker: Its just a bag of chips with a pickled onion ruby

[kirklancaster]

I had to Mullet over whether you were being serious LT, or just trying to Cod us about your Fish Shop, but I would certainly visit your Plaice if you are.

I think to myself; "Eel be joking and know I should be Herring on the side of caution, but OK, I believe you. I've got to go and take a couple of paracetamols now - I've got a Haddock'. :hee:

[Livia]

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/frying_scotsman.jpg

[Vanessa]

I taught this was a thread. Didn't realise it was the chat thread. :joker:

[rubymoo]

:joker: Its just a bag of chips with a pickled onion ruby

Eww pickled onions and chips :laugh: