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alex_front2
16-08-2016, 09:52 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/celebrity-big-brother-star-chloe-8637442

Due to her ex husband. Apparently. Now pole dancing topless on TV. :joker:

Cherie
16-08-2016, 09:53 AM
:joker:

Livia
16-08-2016, 10:41 AM
LOL... that's the most amusing thing I've read today.

billy123
16-08-2016, 10:58 AM
She probably thought it was just a brand of perfume.

mr rochester
16-08-2016, 11:53 AM
She probably thought it was just a brand of perfume.

:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

Daffodil
16-08-2016, 11:55 AM
I think converting to Islam would have done her good. Someone like Chloe would definitely benefit from a full burkha.

Clootie Dumpling
16-08-2016, 01:04 PM
I think converting to Islam would have done her good. Someone like Chloe would definitely benefit from a full burkha.

:shocked::hehe::cheer2:

kirklancaster
16-08-2016, 01:10 PM
I think converting to Islam would have done her good. Someone like Chloe would definitely benefit from a full burkha.

A BERK in a burkha

kirklancaster
16-08-2016, 01:11 PM
She probably thought it was just a brand of perfume.

:laugh:

Shaun
16-08-2016, 01:27 PM
Can't quite word a Heavy D/fatwa joke.

Oliver_W
16-08-2016, 01:40 PM
She had a lucky escape then!

Crimson Dynamo
16-08-2016, 01:42 PM
....shortly after she saw the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe on Netflix...

Northern Monkey
16-08-2016, 01:45 PM
She probably thought it was just a brand of perfume.

'New Islam when you go out,Go out with a bang':joker:

Crimson Dynamo
16-08-2016, 01:46 PM
'New Islam when you go out,Go out with a bang':joker:
:joker:

:nono:


:joker:

mdook
16-08-2016, 03:47 PM
big cheer for renne tonight please.

Miranda123
16-08-2016, 03:49 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/celebrity-big-brother-star-chloe-8637442

Due to her ex husband. Apparently. Now pole dancing topless on TV. :joker:

Islams gain is our loss!

ebandit
16-08-2016, 03:50 PM
...and she thought she was veggie...........

Mark L

Miranda123
16-08-2016, 03:50 PM
She had a lucky escape then!

You mean her local mosque had a lucky escape lol

Imagine that walking in, that would be hysterical lolol

Absorption
16-08-2016, 05:29 PM
She probably thought it was just a brand of perfume.

:joker:

Either that or she thought she was following in Stacy Soloman's footsteps and being offered a job advertisting Iceland...

empire
16-08-2016, 05:52 PM
I doubt chloe would wear a burqa, but she would need to wear one, with her huge blow up doll boobs, and she wears clothing that does not fit her,

Kazanne
16-08-2016, 06:09 PM
:joker:

:nono:


:joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

SurfersCreed
17-08-2016, 02:01 AM
As if more conformation were needed of how utterly DUMB she is!

Converting to Islam is like staying at the Hotel California: "You can checkout anytime you like, but you can't never leave."

Apostasy is a crime punishable by death in many Islamic countries... and many Muslims are willing to enforce that penalty here in UK.
I wonder if Chloe had any comprehension of this when she was with her KILLER bf?? :laugh:

Binbin
17-08-2016, 03:24 AM
Boobies Akhbar!

Clootie Dumpling
17-08-2016, 03:28 AM
That's a curious name you have, Binbin. You're not related to any famous/infamous Muslims, are you? :)

Northern Monkey
17-08-2016, 08:08 AM
Boobies Akhbar!

Allah Slackbra!:laugh: