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Binbin
26-08-2016, 03:19 AM
That Essex Imp has more glitter than Frankie (his twin from another dimension). It is no wonder this island nation has never been successfully invaded with spirited performers like Bear (and Heavy D) to defend its condom strewn beaches.

Clootie Dumpling
26-08-2016, 03:25 AM
That Essex Imp has more glitter than Frankie (his twin from another dimension). It is no wonder this island nation has never been successfully invaded with spirited performers like Bear (and Heavy D) to defend its condom strewn beaches.

If it were up to Bear and Heavy D to defend our shores, one would spend most of his time burning our boats, while the other did a bad impression of a cannon, shouting BOOM from the top of the wreckage!

Bear's no Peter Pan and I hope the crocodile gets him! :hee:

Binbin
26-08-2016, 03:28 AM
If it were up to Bear and Heavy D to defend our shores, one would be spend most of his time burning our boats, while the other did a bad impression of a cannon, shouting BOOM from the top of the wreckage!

Bear's no Peter Pan and I hope the crocodile gets him! :hee:

I say 'boo' to you madam, but I will still see you later for arm wrestling and triangular sandwiches.

Clootie Dumpling
26-08-2016, 03:32 AM
I say 'boo' to you madam, but I will still see you later for arm wrestling and triangular sandwiches.

You're on! :laugh:

Binbin
26-08-2016, 03:35 AM
You're on! :laugh:

cannot believe I just shared the best chat-up line ever created on a forum :facepalm:
works every time, but I have a very sore arm and I am always buying bread...like they do on BB? Not too sure how to make this post relevant so I'll quickly add...vote Bear for Pan.

Clootie Dumpling
26-08-2016, 03:38 AM
cannot believe I just shared the best chat-up line ever created on a forum :facepalm:
works every time, but I have a very sore arm and I am always buying bread...like they do on BB? Not too sure how to make this post relevant so I'll quickly add...vote Bear for Pan.

Send him to NeverNeverLand!