A rival for ROB?

[LEE]

I thought you might find this amusing. It's from Josh's board.

http://www.joshandpecs.com/club/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=236

:flower::bouncy::flower::bouncy::flower:

[Romantic Old Bird]

This is ROB's official answering service.

ROB is out at the moment, on a secret mission in North London. Ooops, shouldn't have said that, anyway, she's out.

As her official representative, I feel I must distance her from the cruel substandard parody referred to above. I feel she would disapprove of the harsh treatment metered out to the couple, and would refer you to the birthing scene in the interactive story as an example of something a little sweeter.

Whatever methods the couple employ to conceive their first child (and I'm betting they've sussed it out by now) at least it won't have to include a compliant friend or a turkey baster. It will be a lurve thang!
:love: Natural and wholesome, no :shocked:, no :conf:, well past :blush:, probably including lot's of :colour::spin2::love::love::spin2::colour:
and not much chance of :sleep: either during the start of the process:colour::love::colour:
or after 9 months when all the :sleep: will be disturbed by :bawling: and there will be no energy or interest in :colour::love::colour:for months to come.
This will be fine by Helen, who will be :spin2: . Paul however might find the :bawling: and lack of :love:, makes him feel a bit :mad:.

Any problem will be short-lived because they are bound to have a pleasant :bouncy: baby. Very soon they'll be able to :laugh:, to :sleep:, to :love:, and then Ooops, :conf: how did that happen?

O-bla-di, O-bla-da, life goes on, whoah, and they all lived happily ever after..:thumbs:

[LEE]

ROB, I never questioned your crown once. :thumbs:

I love the use of smilies in the above post. Brilliant.

PS: I'm typing this from the communications centre at the back of the battlebus. I bought my laptop along just in case. :spin2:

:flower:

[sweetlittlesara]

no way is this any where near a rival for ROB! U go ROB! ur the best!!:dance::dance::dance:

[susieq]

I know imitation is supposed to be the sincerest form of flattery but frankly ROB, I would be insulted! Where are the delicate touches, where's the romance, where's the lurve thing.

I know that after today, when you certainly seem to have gotten to know the lush Mr C in a rather more intimate manner (say no more!!), the words will be flowing like wine.

Your crown is safe ROB - never fear.

PS: we' ve all been asked to club in for the repairs to the Pop Idol bus' suspension - can I put you down for a tenner?

[Romantic Old Bird]

Cheap at half the price I think. Mind you, I'll never play the piano again!:shocked:

[Feefs]

How exciting - a bit of Josh's site I can read!

Actually, it's not that exciting. I saw the very same 'story' posted on Bubble's site months ago. That thread got ever so slightly vulgar for my liking, but hey ho. They can't help not having the literary skills of our very own ROB.

No you aren't playing the piano ROB - what ARE you going to do with your time? :spin2:

[Abbyindahouse]

YUP THE SAME PERSON POSTED ON BUBBLE'S AGES AGO...

ROB that was fantastic!