soap awards ( brief summery )

[waterhog]

soap awards ( brief summery ) 06.09.16

　

welcome to my review

i will be direct and blunt

smelling as nice as my chanel bleu

if i get no negativity need i hunt.

the best soap is emmerdale

thank you to every voter

better then a million tons of gold on scale

i am purring louder then james's tractor motor.

still in the village

i present the best actor

danny miller has enormous silage

of course he has the x factor.

down in mood for the female

painful and slow is this burner

i can not see nothing but fail

no longer standing out in walford is lacey turner.

a little bit of corruption

in manchester he was a walking fire

drug taking in corrie is no longer consumption

very sad the death of vilin connor macintire.

onto fraud

if you are stung its a bummer

i disagree with bonnie langford

no way is she the best new comer.

onto comedy

with this lady i could never despair

i am sure i have proposed to mad mary

its true love and respect for patti clair.

onto a double

sally and tim are no morcombe and wise

but i love there own bubble

on screen partnership i would never critisise

is it fate or karma

again for his endurance

i love all his male drama

well done danny miller for the best male dramatic performance.

the eastend is crumbling

is it making your heart racy

2 awards must be most humbling

but will you clap lacey.

have to skip the best single episode

doctors i have not seen

also the best young performance won't explode

hollyoakes is not keen.

the death of vallery

it sure did bring a tear

my H.I.vowl poem could be in the humour gallery

but i stand aside for charlie hardwick and cheer.

onto the best story line

but walford gives me depression diagnosis

lacey may well at this shine

infarct EE is giving me psychosis.

outstanding achievement

a gangster of the eastend and a real bad en

we all no on its way is a bereavement

i will end with good bye steve macfadden.


I did say brief :joker: