The Apple Thread - WWDC17 LIVE AT 6PM!

[Will.]

https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/apple-logo_318-40184.png

[Will.]

Can't believe it's that time of the year again :laugh:

[LukeB]

People have already got ios10 and its not showing up on the updates

[reece(:]

Not here for no headphone jack

[T*]

People have already got ios10 and its not showing up on the updates

They've got the Beta version- it's not been released yet

[LukeB]

They've got the Beta version- it's not been released yet

oh right thanks!

what's this about no earphone jack :suspect:

[T*]

They've got rid of the headphone jack to make it thinner- rumours say they're either giving you a dongle to convert it into lightning or bluetooth earpods.

[Ramsay]

**** that ^

[LukeB]

I get mine in June

[Will.]

The event is LIVE at 6PM UK time.

http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2016/

[Cal.]

We don't want a ****ing thinner phone we want a ****ing phone which can survive one drop on the floor

[T*]

We don't want a ****ing thinner phone we want a ****ing phone which can survive one drop on the floor

get a good quality case then
or do you not put one on because you like how thin it is :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

no headphone jack?


:laugh2:

[Jason.]

Yeah the no headphone jack thing sounds like a mess. :/

[bots]

I'll be getting mine on release day ... one can still use headphones ... its not the end of life as we know it :laugh:

[y.winter]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7271667.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/CBB_GemmaA.jpg
**** off Apple Mckeith

Android>

[Crimson Dynamo]

During the first study 240 participants were asked to complete a questionnaire about the characteristics they associate with users of each smartphone brand.

It found that Android users were perceived to have greater levels of honesty and humility, were seen as kinder, more open and less extroverted than iPhone users.

http://news.sky.com/story/uni-study-reveals-what-your-phone-says-about-you-10561265

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/hunterxhunter/images/3/30/Burn.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160615174445

[Will.]

LIVE in 10 mins!

[LukeB]

How long will it be on for?

[Will.]

LIVE NOW
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2016/

[LukeB]

I love the music

[Will.]

How long will it be on for?

It's normally like 90 mins I think.

[Will.]

https://uploadir.com/u/rqveh1ci

[LukeB]

Mario :lovedup:

[Will.]

OMG Mario is coming to the App Store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LukeB]

I hope it's free

[Will.]

Same

[LukeB]

I'm excited for this :clap1:

[Will.]

Yeah looks great :clap1:

[Jack_]

So iWork becomes Google Drive? About time

[LukeB]

I want a watch

[LukeB]

Pokemon go on a watch! wow

[Smithy]

new apple watch, boring

[Will.]

Pretty boring, I thought they were going to re design the watch considering it's been 2 year since the first one.

[Smithy]

Pretty boring, I thought they were going to re design the watch considering it's been 2 year since the first one.

there's not really too much you can do with it though, it has to be wearable :laugh:

[Will.]

there's not really too much you can do with it though, it has to be wearable :laugh:

It could do with being thinner, I find myself knocking mine around all the time :laugh:

The buttons on the side are annoying.

[Will.]

The iPhone 7 looks like it's on the black table next to Apple watch 2.

[Will.]

I love the Nike strap, I might get that.

[Smithy]

I literally just inhaled a bag of chocolate buttons i really don't care about this healthy ****

[Smithy]

basically this watch is passive aggressive

[Will.]

I literally just inhaled a bag of chocolate buttons i really don't care about this healthy ****

I agree, taking forever.

[LukeB]

Please be the end of the watch stuff.

[T*]

During the first study 240 participants were asked to complete a questionnaire about the characteristics they associate with users of each smartphone brand.

It found that Android users were perceived to have greater levels of honesty and humility, were seen as kinder, more open and less extroverted than iPhone users.

http://news.sky.com/story/uni-study-reveals-what-your-phone-says-about-you-10561265

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/hunterxhunter/images/3/30/Burn.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160615174445

Obviously didn't survey you then http://i.imgur.com/xgY1bdP.gif

[Will.]

Finally.

[LukeB]

perched to see this

[T*]

iPhone time

[T*]

spoke too soon

[Smithy]

ugh i need to pee

[Smithy]

D:

[T*]

can't wait it to take 10 years to send a sticker from my ****ty internet

[T*]

`OH MY GID

[T*]

oh not this twat

[Smithy]

this is so sexual

[Will.]

this is so sexual

Lmao.

[Smithy]

ugh it crashed for me :bored:

[Will.]

The new colours :love:

[Smithy]

how you gonna redesign a home button when it's literally a circle

[Will.]

YAAAS at water resistant.

[Smithy]

FINALLY

[LukeB]

yay! about time. took them long enough

[Will.]

Loving the new camera.

[Smithy]

Lbh we don't care about all this, we just wanna know the MP

[Will.]

Lbh we don't care about all this, we just wanna know the MP

Tea.

[Will.]

YAAAS 7MP on the front!

[LukeB]

Tell us about the earphones

[Cal.]

Omg it's water resistant?

[lewis111]

I'm excited until they reveal the Price

[Jack_]

I don't want HD selfies tbh

[Smithy]

I don't want HD selfies tbh

on snapchat tho

[Will.]

Omg it's water resistant?

Yeah :love:

[Jack_]

on snapchat tho

True

[Smithy]

omg slay at 7mp front facing camera, isn't the 6 only 1.2 what kind of slayage

[Will.]

The new photo feature is quite cool.

[Will.]

Oh wow.

[Crimson Dynamo]

can it zoom?

no


bye

[Will.]

Get a move on.

[Samm]

the camera <333 getting this

[LukeB]

I don't really care anymore about the camera.

[Smithy]

so it's staying at 12mp like the 6S?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't really care anymore about the camera.

the camera is probably the killer reason people will buy tbh

[Will.]

The bezels look thinner.

[lewis111]

They're kinda dragging this out though we get it you've got a good camera

[Smithy]

:laugh2: wrong button mate

[LukeB]

Instagram stories didn't really need to happen.. we have snapchat

[lewis111]

Oh herre we go

[Will.]

Oh slay at them including an adapter.

[lewis111]

That completely ruins it for me

[Jack_]

Well at least they're including the adaptor free lol

[LukeB]

At least it's not those rumoured wireless earphones lol! this is great

[Will.]

Yeah, there official adapters cost like £20.

I have one for my speakers.

I'm not too fussed about the headphone jack being removed as the adapter is included for free.

[LukeB]

oh spoke too soon.

[LukeB]

I guess they don't come with the phone, you have to pay for them.

[Will.]

There quite cute.

[Will.]

I love the charging box.

[Jack_]

Is there anything better than a Jony Ive narrated technology porn video :flutter:

[Smithy]

so dumb that you have to buy them, they should give them with the phone like they do the headphones :umm2:

[LukeB]

I actually like them

[Will.]

An option for the wireless buds or the new wired ones would be great.

But the would never happen :laugh:

[Jack_]

I like them but I imagine they'd be so easy to lose

Imagine dropping them on the street and standing on them D:

[Smithy]

oh they might be free then

[Will.]

oh they might be free then

Could be, I'd imagine the new budget Beats ear phones to be like £20-40 as I think the cheapest beats earphones atm are like £60.

[LukeB]

It sucks I have to wait until June to get this :fist:

[Smithy]

but what about the battery sis

[Will.]

but what about the battery sis

Oh yeah, hmm, maybe there be like £10-20.

I hope there not like £50.

[Will.]

Slay at the battery life.

[Will.]

Is it thinner? It looks it.

[LukeB]

I want the jetblack one

[Will.]

Slay at them updating the iPhone 6S as well.

[LukeB]

More memory :clap1:

[LukeB]

Get it on contract folks

[Jack_]

omg slay we get the upgrade program

[Will.]

Mess at $159 for wireless ear pods.

[LukeB]

omg slay we get the upgrade program

Does that mean people who have a while on their contracts can get it early?

[Jack_]

$159?!?!?! are you taking the piss

[Smithy]

$160!?!?!

[Samm]

I wanna snatch the gold or silver iphone7

[Smithy]

so is the upgrade programme you pay a set amount each month and then when the 12 months are up you get the new phone? :think:

[Jack_]

Does that mean people who have a while on their contracts can get it early?

I don't think so no, it's effectively like having a contract with Apple, you just get to update your phone for free once a year

[lewis111]

Mess @ $159

What a joke they really don't care about customers at all

[Will.]

Actual death at $160.

[Samm]

the wireless earpods can **** off, i'll just use the adapter

[lewis111]

They only impressive thing is the camera and water resistant imo

[Will.]

Is the phone on rent? Like do you send it back after 12 months on the programme?

[Will.]

CupcakKe?

[Smithy]

omg this better be about gaga :amazed:

[LukeB]

I don't think so no, it's effectively like having a contract with Apple, you just get to update your phone for free once a year

Well that sucks.

[Will.]

Sia?

[lewis111]

Sia??

[Smithy]

oh ffs s0b

[Will.]

I don't think so no, it's effectively like having a contract with Apple, you just get to update your phone for free once a year

Do you have the send the phone back? Because 12 month contract keeping the phone would be like £60+ a month.

[lewis111]

Mess I was hoping for Gaga :/

[Jack_]

Well that sucks.

Do you have the send the phone back? Because 12 month contract keeping the phone would be like £60+ a month.

I don't really know loads about it to be fair but from what I understand you have a contract with a network that's working with Apple and for a set price each month you get the phone and AppleCare for free, and then each year you get to upgrade free

Depends on the UK price whether it'd be worth it or not, I don't like contracts personally

[Jack_]

Oh wait no it's actually a contract with Apple themselves

[Will.]

I don't really know loads about it to be fair but from what I understand you have a contract with a network that's working with Apple and for a set price each month you get the phone and AppleCare for free, and then each year you get to upgrade free

Depends on the UK price whether it'd be worth it or not, I don't like contracts personally

Ah ok, thanks.

Same, I might not get a contract with O2, might just pay monthly for phone through Apple and be on pay as go.

[Jack_]

Better explained here

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/apple-iphone-upgrade-programme-uk

[Smithy]

ok is this necessary though

[Smithy]

i still don't get the iPhone upgrade, do you send your phone off in the post and wait for your new one or what? :joker:

[bots]

i still don't get the iPhone upgrade, do you send your phone off in the post and wait for your new one or what? :joker:

no its like contract phones now, you get a new phone every year and can then sell the old one

[Smithy]

no its like contract phones now, you get a new phone every year and can then sell the old one

oh, thats pretty cool, i imagine the monthly cost is really high, if thats the case though D:

[bots]

so in just over a week i will have my shiny new toy :cheer2:

[Smithy]

Think i'll get one but i'll wait till their in our local apple shop because i'll get VAT off then :hehe:

[Will.]

Ugh the iPhone is £60 more expensive...

£599 for iPhone 7 and £719 for iPhone 7 Plus.

[LukeB]

is it still on?

[Will.]

is it still on?

No finished, I looked at prices on Apple UK.

[LukeB]

you have to pay upfront and i'm seeing it's £44 or over a month

[Braden]

I'll probably just upgrade to iPhone 6S.

I really don't get why Apple would make a phone without a headphone jack :p

[Glenn-C]

Wireless headphones is a pretty cool idea, but what happens when you lose one of them?

[reece(:]

They can keep it... what if you want to listen to music whilst charging with a portable bank?

[Pete.]

No headphone jack? It's cancelled

[lewis111]

I literally spend 90% of my time on my phone with the charger and the headphones in like right now
So I'll pass

[Glenn.]

I'm not fussed about the headphone jack. I have Bluetooth headphones.

[T*]

The airpods are so tempting though
THE ASMR POSSIBILITIES

[reece(:]

Bluetooth drains battery tho so no to that!

[T*]

and i'm imagining myself losing them in my sleep

[Jake.]

sorry but that is a cack idea and the extension to plug normal headphones in is long and makes the whole thing seem like an LG phone from 2007

[Ross.]

what a bloody awful idea

[Marsh.]

The air pods look lovely so screw you all.

[Will.]

you have to pay upfront and i'm seeing it's £44 or over a month

It's cheaper on normal Apple Finance by like £5/6 a month (it's over 24 months though).

The iPhone 7S Plus 32GB would be £34 a month.

[Samm]

The phone is gorgeous so I couldn't care about the headphones, i'll just use a jack

[Scarlett.]

wBoD5epmeOA

[LukeB]

I wish the wireless earphones come with the phone, It would be perfect earphones tangle up so easily.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The air pods look lovely so screw you all.

£149

:laugh2:

Its like a sketch show joke but its actually real, 2 little things to lose immediately

Apple have mugged off their own users

[Crimson Dynamo]

they last 5 hours

omg it gets worse

[Jake.]

idg why you'd get the earpods and not a set of bluetooth headphones for the same price

[Tom4784]

A mess that gets messier by the second.

[LukeB]

The best iphone they have made due to it being water resistant

[Will.]

The iPhone 7 Plus is thinner than 6S Plus.

[Will.]

Oh it's not, I was watching an IGN video and they guy said the 7 Plus was thinner after he used it.

Might have been the jet black which gave this illusion.

On the official specs at Apple it says 7.3mm, same as 6S.

[Smithy]

It's cheaper on normal Apple Finance by like £5/6 a month (it's over 24 months though).

The iPhone 7S Plus 32GB would be £34 a month.

So surely that's the smart thing to do, cause over a year it's gonna work out ~£410 a year and you keep the phone and get a new one afterwards?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ok here is MB on the 7

and he knows his tech

uVRcbo9_OdA

[Crimson Dynamo]

that blur mode is very cool

[Will.]

So surely that's the smart thing to do, cause over a year it's gonna work out ~£410 a year and you keep the phone and get a new one afterwards?

Hmm I guess, although I would need the 128GB Plus as 32GB is a tad too small, so it would be like £44 a month on the upgrade programme, excluding data etc. which is around £10 a month.

So I couldn't get the it on the upgrade programme as it's too much.

Unless I got the 32GB, hmm.

[Smithy]

Wtf have you got on your phone that you need 128Gb of memory

[Will.]

Wtf have you got on your phone that you need 128GB OF DATA

I need like 45GB, so a 64GB would be better, but 128GB is the only option :laugh:

[Will.]

Oh and you have to go in the Apple store to do the upgrade programme, my mum legit hates the stores, I'd never get her in there lmao.

[Smithy]

Don't even have one over here </3

[Will.]

Don't even have one over here </3

:( <3

[Will.]

I think I'm going to get the jet black.

[armand.kay]

I certainly will not be upgrading. Hopefully they have their **** together for the 7s.

[caprimint]

Oh and you have to go in the Apple store to do the upgrade programme, my mum legit hates the stores, I'd never get her in there lmao.
Get her looking through all the old CD's in Poundland whilst you sneak off into the Apple store

[Will.]

Get her looking through all the old CD's in Poundland whilst you sneak off into the Apple store

Lmao.

You have to have ID so my mum would have to be in the store :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Will upgrade to Jet Black. **** buying those airport headphones though for like £200.

[Tom4784]

Don't even have one over here </3

Sheppy still living in the dark ages </3

[Marsh.]

£149

:laugh2:

Its like a sketch show joke but its actually real, 2 little things to lose immediately

Apple have mugged off their own users

Well, I didn't say the price was appropriate. :oh:

Also, I'm not one to lose every little thing so people losing things is their problem. :hmph:

Well, who wants to sit listening to music for more than 5 hours at a time anyway. :idc:

[Marsh.]

idg why you'd get the earpods and not a set of bluetooth headphones for the same price

The EarPods are cheap as chips. The AirPods are something different. :smug:

[Marsh.]

The best iphone they have made due to it being water resistant

Stop trying to text in the rain. Sorted.

[Scarlett.]

I certainly will not be upgrading. Hopefully they have their **** together for the 7s.

Apple's plan summed up in one image

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/top10_bad_drinks/new_coke.jpg

They will come out and say for the 7s reveal that they 'listened' to feedback and will have a headphone jack for it this time. The New Coke marketing plan in a nutshell.

[y.winter]

Oh, do yourself a favor and don't go buy it straight away (or, in general...). Such a waste of money over a PHONE.
You didn't need it before they announced it, you clearly don't need it after. Think straight fgs (no pun intended).

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think I'm going to get the jet black.

did you not watch the MB video review I posted. That is a fingerprint magnet and will look sh1t

[Will.]

did you not watch the MB video review I posted. That is a fingerprint magnet and will look sh1t

I'll perch a see through case.

Live life in the fast lane.

[Smithy]

mess it's sold out all over, it says on the site for most of the models the earliest shipping date is now November

[Will.]

mess it's sold out all over, it says on the site for most of the models the earliest shipping date is now November

Lmao. Usually with Apple you get it quicker than through Vodafone/o2/EE etc.?

[bots]

i ordered mine .... get it in 2 or 3 weeks :dance:

[Will.]

I ordered mine with my mum just now!

I went for the 7 Plus 32GB Black.

I was leaning towards the 128GB but it's so expensive on contract so went for the 32GB.

[LukeB]

Justice for JetBlack?

[Will.]

Justice for JetBlack?

She was too expensive, I could of got her if I went for the normal size iPhone. :laugh:

[Will.]

If the phone isn't dispatched within 21 days get extra data for six months!

[LukeB]

She was too expensive, I could of got her if I went for the normal size iPhone. :laugh:

how much was it?

[Will.]

how much was it?

On the same upfront/data plan as the one I got it would be £53 a month with £69 upfront (1GB of data).

I opted for one extra 2 GB for £3 a month at the checkout, so it would be like £56 a month :shocked:

[Will.]

I have 64GB iPhone at the moment so will have 8GB free when get the 32GB, which is fine.

I'd rather have 8GB free and more data a month than less data and like 80GB free with the 128GB option.

[Will.]

The iPhone 7 Plus secretly has 3GB RAM, they didn't mention this at the launch.

Up on the iPhone 6S Plus which had 2GB.

[Will.]

iOS 10 is out today.

[LukeB]

I'm downloading it

[Smithy]

Updated and there's no facepalm emoji or fingers crossed as promised, disappointed

[LukeB]

17 hours :unsure: ffs

[Firewire]

the emojis are vile and the music app is made for people with eye problems

[Ross.]

Updated and there's no facepalm emoji or fingers crossed as promised, disappointed

17 hours :unsure: ffs

the emojis are vile and the music app is made for people with eye problems

*decides to not update*

[joe199998293]

It took me about 10 minutes to download it. But that's probably because I was in the beta program so I got the gold master a day early.

Well, I didn't say the price was appropriate. :oh:

Also, I'm not one to lose every little thing so people losing things is their problem. :hmph:

Well, who wants to sit listening to music for more than 5 hours at a time anyway. :idc:

Alsooo, the AirPod case charges the earphones. The case can hold 24 hours worth of charge, and you can get 3 hours of listening by charging them for just 15 minutes.

[Cal.]

Do I or Don't I?

[Smithy]

OH GOD, the screen doesn't move as you type too, that's infuriating :fist::fist:

[Marsh.]

OH GOD, the screen doesn't move as you type too, that's infuriating :fist::fist:

Wut

[Smithy]

Wut

Usually when I click on the reply box, or quote box, the screen will move to the right as I type so that I can always see what I'm typing, now I have to move my screen manually :bored:

[Marsh.]

Usually when I click on the reply box, or quote box, the screen will move to the right as I type so that I can always see what I'm typing, now I have to move my screen manually :bored:

Oh, right. I don't think mine's ever done that. :think:

[Cal.]

Done it and it's not exactly groundbreaking.

[Will.]

Done it and it's not exactly groundbreaking.

Send someone a happy new year message in iMessage hun. :hehe: x

[armand.kay]

iMessage really did that.

[Will.]

Anyone know if the iPhone 7 stock pictures with like the jelly wallpaper are available on the actual phone?

[Will.]

macOS Sierra is out now!

[Jessica.]

Can I put Sierra on an old macbook? D:

[Will.]

Can I put Sierra on an old macbook? D:

It's up to like 2009/10 models I think. :)

[Jessica.]

sad it doesn't work

[Marsh.]

Downloading now. :)

[Will.]

Downloading now. :)

Same.

[zakman440]

Another press event next Thursday:

788851300914069504

[Will.]

Oooh hopefully be the new Macs, looking forward to it.

[Will.]

New MacBook event is tonight last 6PM UK time.

[Will.]

http://www.apple.com/apple-events/october-2016/

[Will.]

WWDC17 live at 6PM!

iOS11
New iPad Pro
New Siri speaker
New MacBooks

are expected!

[LukeB]

Not IOS11

[Will.]

Perched for Siri speaker!

[Will.]

Was thinking of maybe swapping my laptop for an iPad Pro 2 if it's good.

[Marsh.]

How long until the old ones drop in price then?


Asking for LukeB.

[Will.]

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2017/

[Will.]

How long until the old ones drop in price then?


Asking for LukeB.

10 years!

[Marsh.]

10 years!

Ooooh, that's a big fat mess, isn't it?

[Marsh.]

"This is going to be the biggest and the best WWDC EVER!!!"


So cheesy! :worry:

[Will.]

WHY IsNT THE LINK WORKING

[Will.]

WHY HAS THE sTREAM NoT STARTED

[Will.]

Ooooh, that's a big fat mess, isn't it?

bIG MESS

[Marsh.]

It's working for me chick.

He's praising an Asian kid from Australia for making 5 apps.

[Will.]

D****ING MESS

[Will.]

ITS NOT WRKING

[Marsh.]

:hee:

They're talking about the watchOS.

[joe199998293]

To anyone who signs up for Betas... don't get it yet. I have the iOS11 Beta and it's honestly killing me with how badly it works :(