Danni has 2 eyes - thread closed due to the pathetic ramblings of Chrizzle and The Hitman

[Mrluvaluva]

Exclusive

"The Daily Spar can confirm today that Danielle Lloyd has 2 eyes. We can also exclusively reveal that she has a nose and a mouth, and have produced this photo shoot to show all our readers this amazing fact, giving her an excuse to get her kit off, so we can all get our rocks off. Danni, who is currently on holiday in Dubai, due to the pressures of her hectic schedule and not having a proper holiday for at least 2 weeks, was only too pleased to give our photographer a "helping hand". There were reports yesterday that Danni had got back together with Teddy Sherringham, but there was no news to write about her today, so she dumped him to create some. Danni, who is famed for her bullying of Shilpa Shetty in Celebrity Big Brother 5, was not available for comment, but exclusively talked to our reporter by phone. When asked about her on/off relationship with Teddy (a bit like her knickers), she commented "Uh. What was the question again"? You can see the exclusive photo shoot in tomorrows Daily Spar, when we will have another chance to plaster her all over the front page whilst running a ridiculous story about Dannis' technique for cleaning your teeth, but at least we will all get to ogle her tits".

[The_Hitman]

Im assuming this is a good thing. The majority of young British women are learning self respect and morals so theres a huge shortage of *****s who want to show their fanny to the world.

If these fake breasted *****s want money, give them money, at least we wont forget their faces so we know which ones are the skanks.

It's sort of like a modern day 'branding'.

[Mrluvaluva]

And here's some of the pics:

[Mrluvaluva]

[Mrluvaluva]

Actually, the 2nd pic was not used, as it was felt that Danni was covering up too much flesh.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by BAZG
And here's some of the pics:

It's a man!!

Teddy Sheringham in make up and a wig. :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

I found the attached pic whilst "googling" Teddy Sheringham. Seems he's not too shy about stripping off either! A match made in heaven possibly.

[GiRTh]

Who are the other? I recognise Solkjaer and Danny Murphy. And I think it's Brian McClair and Lawrence Dallaglio. Who's the one on the left.

[Mrluvaluva]

Not sure.

[tinkerbell]

Shes in the OK! magazine aswell talking ****!

[Mrluvaluva]

Talking ****? Our Danielle?

[GiRTh]

I noticed she was OK too. She's everywhere. It's getting rather tiresome.

[tinkerbell]

'our' ?? shes a nobody! jus another page 3 girlwith no brains and with a personality of a door

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GRiT
I noticed she was OK too. She's everywhere. It's getting rather tiresome.

Oh Grit. You're such a sour puss! I go to sleep at night dreaming about the front cover of The Star. It's so intellectually stimulating! Don't you think?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by tinkerbell
with a personality of a door

.....make that serial killer

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by tinkerbell
with a personality of a door

.....make that serial killer


a serial killer would have more personality.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG

a serial killer would have more personality.

And talk more sense.

[Sophii3x]

WFT is this? :rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

I made it up Soph! I'm taking the piss! See today's Danni story further down the page.

[Mrluvaluva]

Found this. Lol!

[GiRTh]

:nono:

Dani's a nice girl. I think!!!

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by GRiT
:nono:

Dani's a nice girl. I think!!!

No she isnt. Not on any level whatsoever.

If you like her I cant argue with that, but shes definitely not nice.

[GiRTh]

Your right. She's a ho'.

[Mrluvaluva]

Make your mind up Grit!

[GiRTh]

I like ho's.

[Mrluvaluva]

You like 'em down n dirty do you?!

[GiRTh]

Aye man.

Down, dirty and bending over.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
I made it up Soph! I'm taking the p**s! See today's Danni story on page 2 of the threads.

Why make it up? It's pointless!!

[GiRTh]

It's just a joke to show how the Star are obsessed with Danielle, hun.

[Mrluvaluva]

Look up the word "satire" in the dictionary.

[Chrizzle]

Ha omg have you ever considered stand-up comedy?
Your really funny.









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[tinkerbell]

B-list star?!?! LOLOLOL!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Ha omg have you ever considered stand-up comedy?
Your really funny.

Why thankyou! Soph doesn't seem to think so, but that's just 'cause she likes Danni.








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[Chrizzle]

Aw you must be either being a complete idiot and trying not to seem bothered someone didnt find you funny, or your being a complete idiot by not noticing the sarcasm. Either way you look stupid:hugesmile:

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[Mrluvaluva]

You didn't find me funny?? Oh, I am so gutted!! Well, you just can't please everyone (especially those with no soh). I did note the "sarcasm" bit below your post, that's why I posted my reply above it, as it was SARCASTIC. Get the picture now?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw you must be either being a complete idiot and trying not to seem bothered someone didnt find you funny, or your being a complete idiot by not noticing the sarcasm. Either way you look stupid:hugesmile:

Nice!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GRiT
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw you must be either being a complete idiot and trying not to seem bothered someone didnt find you funny, or your being a complete idiot by not noticing the sarcasm. Either way you look stupid:hugesmile:

Nice!!!!


I'm being picked on Grit! Help me! I want my mummy!! My menacing enemy is obviously ANOTHER pathetic Danni fan!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG

I'm being picked on Grit! Help me! I want my mummy!! My menacing enemy is obviously ANOTHER pathetic Danni fan!

I'll stand here and step in if you get into trouble. I can't get too involved I got set on by a couple of Shilpa fans last week.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GRiT

I'll stand here and step in if you get into trouble. I can't get too involved I got set on by a couple of Shilpa fans last week.

It may get heavy. Have you not seen his intellectual verbal tirades.

[GiRTh]

Indeed. But nothing recently. Wait for them to make the first move.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw you must be either being a complete idiot and trying not to seem bothered someone didnt find you funny, or your being a complete idiot by not noticing the sarcasm. Either way you look stupid:hugesmile:

Listen kid, you may be right, Bazg is a complete idiot, but dont think for a second that you arnt too.

Youre in NO position to question peoples intelligence.

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[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw you must be either being a complete idiot and trying not to seem bothered someone didnt find you funny, or your being a complete idiot by not noticing the sarcasm. Either way you look stupid:hugesmile:

Listen kid, you may be right, Bazg is a complete idiot, but dont think for a second that you arnt too.

Youre in NO position to question peoples intelligence.


Pot calling the kettle black I think. I was purely highlighting the banality of the Daily Stars stories. I thought even you would see that.

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw you must be either being a complete idiot and trying not to seem bothered someone didnt find you funny, or your being a complete idiot by not noticing the sarcasm. Either way you look stupid:hugesmile:

Listen kid, you may be right, Bazg is a complete idiot, but dont think for a second that you arnt too.

Youre in NO position to question peoples intelligence.

I never mentioned that I thought I was smart did I?

[Sophii3x]

Don't argue guys :sad:
Anyway I'm not coming back to this thread, it's stupid

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Don't argue guys :sad:
Anyway I'm not coming back to this thread, it's stupid


So why are you here? Again.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Aw you must be either being a complete idiot and trying not to seem bothered someone didnt find you funny, or your being a complete idiot by not noticing the sarcasm. Either way you look stupid:hugesmile:

Listen kid, you may be right, Bazg is a complete idiot, but dont think for a second that you arnt too.

Youre in NO position to question peoples intelligence.


Pot calling the kettle black I think. I was purely highlighting the banality of the Daily Stars stories. I thought even you would see that.

Take a chizzle pizzle fat boy. I have nothing against your story threads.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Bazg is a complete idiot,

Take a chizzle pizzle fat boy. I have nothing against your story threads.


Could have fooled me.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Bazg is a complete idiot,

Take a chizzle pizzle fat boy. I have nothing against your story threads.


Could have fooled me.

Who couldnt?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by The_Hitman
Bazg is a complete idiot,

Take a chizzle pizzle fat boy. I have nothing against your story threads.


Could have fooled me.

Who couldnt? You are so predictable!

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by BAZG


You are so predictable!

Dont talk rubbish Gordon, if that is your real name. The only thing predictable about this conversation is your lame comebacks. Your speciality. Now BE QUIET.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by BAZG


You are so predictable!

Dont talk rubbish Gordon, if that is your real name. The only thing predictable about this conversation is your lame comebacks. Your speciality. Now BE QUIET.


Gordon? Where the **** did you pluck that one from? You're not getting rattled now r u? Go and play with the girlies sunshine.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by BAZG


Gordon? Where the **** did you pluck that one from? .

Ooops sorry. Was I too unpredictable for you.:rolleyes: That wasnt hard Einstein.

Originally posted by BAZG
Go and play with the girlies sunshine.

Ill stick to playing with you ya big girl.:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

So pathetic. You got me. You are trying too hard. You are now actually thinking about your comments.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by BAZG
You are now actually thinking about your comments.

They should lock me up and throw away the key!:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by BAZG
You are now actually thinking about your comments.

They should lock me up and throw away the key!:joker:


That would be a waste of the tax payers money.

[Emilee]

I dont get this thread :rolleyes:

[andybigbro]

i dont get it lol

[andybigbro]

lmao we sed that at the same time Emilee :lovedup:

[Chrizzle]

Its some dork thinking hes funnny by saying Daily Star will post anything about Danni.

Shame it just wasn't funny though.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Its some dork thinking hes funnny by saying Daily Star will post anything about Danni.

Shame it just wasn't funny though.


Your vocabulary astounds me. What are you, like 12 years old? I cannot help your limited thoughts. Think outside the box. If you can. Can you not see I was poking fun at the Daily Star for the desperate stories they run. Dannis stories are run in the paper EVERY day. And they are not informative. Actually, I do not know why I bother. Sattirical wit is wasted on most people. Except for the Hitman of course. At least I can have mostly intelligent banter with me ole mucker!

[Mrluvaluva]

Ahhh. You must be in bed after mummy tucked you in after a hot cocoa. Bless. I hope your nemesis does not wake you up with his snoring eh H. And in reponse to your post below (seeing as you have now got this thread closed), don't try to tell me what to do, you jumped up pathetic little school kid. If your tiny limited brain cannot understand the meaning of my threads, STAY AWAY. Hope I make myself clear.

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by BAZG
Ahhh. You must be in bed after mummy tucked you in after a hot cocoa. Bless. I hope your nemesis does not wake you up with his snoring eh H.

I actually did have hot chocolate last night. And Im not ashamed.

Grow up:thumbs: