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GiRTh
02-03-2007, 05:20 PM
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

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Q. Two chav's jump off a cliff, who wins?

A. Society.

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Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

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Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?

A. Granny

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Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. Innit.

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Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

A. Sorted.

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Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?

A. "Will the defendant please rise"

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Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever

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Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

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Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?

A. It might be your bike.

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Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

A. What you looking at.

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Q. Why are chav's like slinkey's?

A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs

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Q. Two chav's in a car without any music, who's driving?

A. The policeman!

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Q. How do you get a hundred chav's in a phone box?

A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

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Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

A. A start.

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Q. Why is 3 chav's going over a cliff in a nova a shame?

A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

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Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A. A liar.

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Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

A. Bigmac please.

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Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?

A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count
Bells
02-03-2007, 05:22 PM
LMAO, thanks for those - and I actually got most of them as well. :laugh:
Sam
02-03-2007, 05:24 PM
Loving these, realy funny
tinkerbell
02-03-2007, 05:24 PM
LOLOLOL this made my day! absolutly hilarious!!!!!
Sam
02-03-2007, 05:27 PM
Yeah, there all really funny
Corkie
02-03-2007, 05:48 PM
lol all very funny there thanks for that :spin2:
stacey
02-03-2007, 05:50 PM
haha their funny :laugh:
Emilee
02-03-2007, 05:55 PM
Hahaha i usually dont get jokes but they were actually really funny thanks!
SiMoN!
02-03-2007, 06:00 PM
thye are really bad jokes - that what makes them funny
Siouxsie
02-03-2007, 06:09 PM
i like the cocout one :laugh:
xGemmax
02-03-2007, 06:41 PM
these are hilarious :laugh::laugh::laugh: I like this one lol
Q. Why are chav's like slinkey's?

A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs

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