The Apprentice (show 3) 9PM BBC1HD

[arista]

on now

[Wizard.]

The boys and girls merging in episode 3 because they're both really ****?

[arista]

Making sweets in Brighton

[Wizard.]

I love food tasks, mainly because the food look inedible yet people still buy it :joker:

[Daniel-X]

Omg I went watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in that EXACT theatre with school in 2015.

[Samm]

Yasssss I loveeeeee Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, this task >>>

[Marsh.]

Here for Jessica having another meltdown.

[Daniel-X]

La musical in that theatre was really good, you girls should check it out.

[Wizard.]

Not Lord Sugar offending the brain dead

[Amy Jade]

I quite like Alana...

[Marsh.]

Omg the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory soundtrack. :amazed:

[Wizard.]

I'm only saying this because I don't know his name but has anyone noticed that the black guy never speaks?

[Vanessa]

The candy already looks inedible :omgno:

[Pete.]

These candidates are quite messy I love it

[Crimson Dynamo]

50 bags please

[Vanessa]

Another meltdown :joker:

[Pete.]

Pull through Alana

[caprimint]

Frances: "But...how?" :laugh2:

[Samm]

"Suck it & Sea" bye so me

[Crimson Dynamo]

Suck it and semen, surely?


Think of the Tibb sales

[Vanessa]

This lot is hopeless :laugh:

[caprimint]

Salt and vinegar fudge sounds perfect :drool:

[Pete.]

Some very daring Joanne hats

[caprimint]

Ewwww @ Sofiane's sweat patches :yuk:

[caprimint]

Paul: "They're a ****ing shambles this lot"

He literally just summed it up :joker:

[Marsh.]

2 for 5? :suspect:

[Marsh.]

The guiltees stuff actually looks quite good.

[LukeB]

"who wants to suck it" :joker:

[Amy Jade]

The champagne and strawberry rock looks nice tbf

[Marsh.]

Selling sh*t at the seaside. My idea of hell.

[caprimint]

Oliver :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Paul is right they are a mess but he's not offering any solutions or helping at all apart from carrying boxes. Hate people like him.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think I know who packed the fudge...

[LukeB]

i think the yellow team won

[caprimint]

Karthik's delusion :love:

[lewis111]

I hate Paul

[Pete.]

Paul is right they are a mess but he's not offering any solutions or helping at all apart from carrying boxes. Hate people like him.
This

He clearly thinks he's better than everyone

[Daniel-X]

Paul is trash.

[lewis111]

He literally said nothing at all and waited till the end to give his ideas
How does that at all help the team

[Daniel-X]

Sorry girls but Sofiane is kind of a legend.

[Wizard.]

Paul sucking arse if his team wins though

[caprimint]

Paul is right they are a mess but he's not offering any solutions or helping at all apart from carrying boxes. Hate people like him.
Well they couldn't just leave the boxes outside and what would have been the use of them all going into the shop anyway? Aleksandra was the only one who spoke. :shrug:

[Amy Jade]

Paul admitting he sat back and watched. Get him gone.

[Samm]

All he did was stand back and watch and moaned he shouldn't complain

[caprimint]

Paul admitting he sat back and watched. Get him gone.
Mukai was the sub-team leader...

[Samm]

Paul admitting he sat back and watched. Get him gone.

True if he wanted to get something done he should of asked the team leader instead of moaning behind the scenes

[Daniel-X]

Sorry but I hate McKai and Paul, can they both go?

[Amy Jade]

Well they couldn't just leave the boxes outside and what would have been the use of them all going into the shop anyway? Aleksandra was the only one who spoke. :shrug:

He had seen them make a mistake in the wine shop and he bitched about them all but then left them to go sell in another shop...why didn't he speak up?

[arista]

Sorry but I hate McKai and Paul, can they both go?


I agree

[Pete.]

Mukai >>>> Paul

[Oaker]

Mukai is the best male

[Amy Jade]

Mukai was the sub-team leader...

So? Paul was still a team mate and if he saw them making mistakes why not tell them instead of just moaning behind their backs?

[Daniel-X]

Let's not pretend Dillon isn't the best male by far.

[Daniel-X]

And if you're going to disagree at least pick Sofiane.

[Crimson Dynamo]

That twat in the bow tie must go

[Pete.]

Let's not pretend Dillon isn't the best male by far.
Which one is he

[Amy Jade]

I really like Alana now shes a fave

[LukeB]

Jessica is safe :clap1:

[Pete.]

Alana's team was the best one so :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Get lazy Paul gone. He did sod all apart from moan AFTER the task.

[caprimint]

Alana's team praising her :love:

[lewis111]

Queen Alana deserved her win she done good

[Daniel-X]

Which one is he

Let's not pretend chick

*pearlkissing.gif*

[Amy Jade]

They're going to target the cat lady </3

[lewis111]

Drag him Alesandra

[caprimint]

He had seen them make a mistake in the wine shop and he bitched about them all but then left them to go sell in another shop...why didn't he speak up?
So? Paul was still a team mate and if he saw them making mistakes why not tell them instead of just moaning behind their backs?
Because they're all self-righteous af and don't listen to anyone other than themselves

[Wizard.]

Not these guys trying to get a girl fired... ugh at this all boys alliance

[caprimint]

Lmao @ Aleksandra creating a #Paukai alliance in her mind instead of admitting to her pricing mistakes. :facepalm:

[Marsh.]

Jessica going for the water. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bye mckie

[Amy Jade]

At least she sold something Paul was utterly useless

[Pete.]

'Aleksandra £100
Paul £0'

Clocked

[Amy Jade]

Yassss a boys going!

[Pete.]

TiBB won?

[lewis111]

Alesandra lives on

[Daniel-X]

*shakes tits*

The worst two candidates and a piece of wallpaper in the bottom :clap1:

[Wizard.]

Yes!! Oliver trying to break up this alliance, but watch Sugar ***** it up and fire him

[lewis111]

Oliver is gone

[caprimint]

I don't want any of these 3 guys to go :worry:

Paul and Mukai are entertaining and Oliver is hilarious.

[Wizard.]

Bye Mckai *prays*

[Oaker]

Oliver is obviously ****ed but one of the other two is probably going as well

[Pete.]

Fire all 3

http://38.media.tumblr.com/c0f455b014df7b7caa6810615aa5a193/tumblr_nms7ugp8hN1saom5so4_400.gif

[Amy Jade]

Because they're all self-righteous af and don't listen to anyone other than themselves

I'm not arguing that at the core they are all self righteous but that doesnt excuse him adding absoloutely nothing to a task - somebody went home for it last week so he should too.

[Wizard.]

Paul - "I produced the best fudge" he did that!

[Daniel-X]

fire all 3

http://38.media.tumblr.com/c0f455b014df7b7caa6810615aa5a193/tumblr_nms7ugp8hn1saom5so4_400.gif

🐸☕️

[Marsh.]

Mess at the winning team all breaking their necks before the next task.

[Amy Jade]

Paul is horrid

[Oaker]

Get rid of Paul!

[Pete.]

Paul screams finalist so he's not going

[caprimint]

I'm not arguing that at the core they are all self righteous but that doesnt excuse him adding absoloutely nothing to a task - somebody went home for it last week so he should too.
He produced the fudge :hee:

[Marsh.]

I'd pack fudge with Paul. :fan:

[Amy Jade]

He produced the fudge :hee:

Which a majority of buyers disliked :hee:

[arista]

bye Oliver

[Daniel-X]

I swear to god if Mukai struts back in that house...

[Wizard.]

Lord Sugartits that was unecassarily mean!

[LukeB]

:clap1: Mukai and Paul being safe

[lewis111]

So Natalie was fired for doing nothing
Paul does nothing and stays

[Daniel-X]

EW FÛCK OFF LORD ALAN SUGAr.

I can't watch another week of Mukai and Paul (especially Mukai)

[Jay28jay2]

:umm2:

[Jay28jay2]

So Natalie was fired for doing nothing
Paul does nothing and stays

Woman Hater

[Amy Jade]

Woman adds nothing to a task = fired

Man adds nothing = saved

[Daniel-X]

So Natalie was fired for doing nothing
Paul does nothing and stays

HE's A COCKNEY CHEEKY CHAPPIE!

*Lord Sugar sends him to final five*

[Oaker]

Atleast Mukai stayed

[Wizard.]

Oh no we're stuck with the Paul/Mckai/Courtney alliance

[caprimint]

:clap1: Mukai and Paul being safe
:clap1: His firings haven't been too bad so far.

[LukeB]

:clap1: His firings haven't been too bad so far.

:clap1: agreed. the boot order has been good so far.

[Pete.]

Watch Paul win

http://i.imgur.com/8mlesAU.gif

[Jason.]

I'm really enjoying this series so far. It's much better than last year.

Alana is my favourite after tonight's episode, with Jessica closely behind.

I don't really mind Mukai tbh. I kinda like him.

[MB.]

Current favos:

Alana ("I literally just repulse people!", "Samuel thinks he's always right, and... he's not" :love:)
Gronya ("you're being polite?" "Yep" :love:)
Jessica
Courtney
Karthik
Rebecca
Frances' Vana Koutsomitis-tribute scarf collection

I'm also trying to work out who Paul (not Lee. But he does look like a Lee) reminds me of - I've settled on an unholy cross between Joey Essex and James Jordan, but I'm sure there's somebody much more obvious that I'm missing

[Cherie]

It's not Gronya it's Grainne and it's not pronounced Gronya either, I'm surprised she hasn't killed someone for pronoucing her name so badly. ....it's Grawnya, I wish Niamh was here so we could cry over this abomination of Grainnes name :bored:

[Cherie]

Paul should have got the boot, Oliver in the taxi "I'm surprisingly upbeat" :love:

[Nicky91]

Alana, wow i like her as a project manager :flutter:

Karthik, it sounds like Car Sick :hehe: :laugh:

[MB.]

It's not Gronya it's Grainne and it's not pronounced Gronya either, I'm surprised she hasn't killed someone for pronoucing her name so badly. ....it's Grawnya, I wish Niamh was here so we could cry over this abomination of Grainnes name :bored:

...yes, I know

[Jason.]

Grainne is another favourite :clap1:

[caprimint]

Grainne has winning potential I think. At least if she got more airtime anyway.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Which one is Groin?

[Cherie]

Which one is Groin?

She was sat next to Oliver..smoky eyeshadow

[Calderyon]

Oliver was a bad and "all-over-the-place" PM and deserved to be fired. But Paul wasn´t doing really anything except complaining about his team and he sold nothing compared to others, so he should have been in the firing line too.

[Epic.]

Oh no we're stuck with the Paul/Mckai/Courtney alliance

Courtney is on the other team...

[Jack_]

Oliver robbed </3

Also 'you should've made gobstobbers, never mind fudge. Just calm down a bit okay' is the line of the episode :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: Jessica :love:

[GoldHeart]

I'm really enjoying this series so far. It's much better than last year.

Alana is my favourite after tonight's episode, with Jessica closely behind.

I don't really mind Mukai tbh. I kinda like him.

I agree about Alana i was actually rooting for her hoping she'd pull out all the stops . especially after the last time where she was left lost for words because sugar felt she was drifting into the background , Alana handled the job as Project manager :clap1::thumbs:,
Mukai has annoyed me a little at times.
Oliver had no chance he just wasn't the right choice for Project manager despite his manufacturing skills , everyone pushed him around and he was very timid it was awkward to watch :facepalm:
and who in their right mind thinks salt and flipping vinegar is a good choice of sweet flavouring!!! ohh lord :crazy: