The Blake Harte Mysteries

[Rob!]

Ladies and gents, I am proud and very excited to announce the upcoming release of my first novel, Untouchable! It’ll be available on Amazon from the 22nd November to download or you can buy it in paperback form. The best thing? It’s only 99p. I’ll post more links, details and invitations to my new Facebook group in the coming days but in the meantime, here is the front cover and synopsis.

http://a65.tinypic.com/14bqafl.jpg

Harrison Baxter lives on a farm with his parents, on the outskirts of the village of Harmschapel. It’s picturesque, idyllic and tranquil – but Harrison is far from happy. His parent’s marriage is strained to say the least and on top of that, his boyfriend, Daniel, has been mentally and physically abusing him for years. After he finds himself with one bruise too many, Harrison has had enough. But when he plucks up the courage to finally end his violent relationship, Harrison’s life is changed forever when Daniel is found murdered in the most bizarre circumstances.

Detective Sergeant Blake Harte has moved to Harmschapel after his own relationship ended in tatters. But moving to a quiet village after working his way up the ranks in a city brings its own set of problems and Blake soon finds himself at odds with new colleagues who aren’t used to his style of policing. But when he is called upon to investigate the mysterious and impossible murder at Halfmile Farm, Blake finds himself facing the most challenging case of his career.

So how can Daniel have been shot in a locked shed that nobody could possibly have escaped from?
Is anybody really Untouchable?

[Smithy]

:o I didn't even know you could read rob let alone write

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg that cover is lush

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did marsh do that :suspect:

[Ashley.]

:love:

[Cal.]

Oh babes I'm buzzing will buy with me tips x

[Niamh.]

:amazed:

[Walter White]

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Shaun]

Congratulations Rob :love: I shall give it a read.

[Jamie89]

:amazed: Good luck Rob, hope it does really well! :love:

[Liam-]

Sounds great, will definitely read.

[caprimint]

It's totally awesome that you've written your own book! :amazed: The cover looks cool and it sounds like a really interesting storyline.

[Shaun]

I have to be honest though in that it might not be the greatest thing called Untouchable written this century

rGkpoGZOzpo

(will listening to this on loop enhance or distract the reading of it?)

[kirklancaster]

This is brilliant news. The synopsis looks very promising and I will be buying this and enjoying a good read.

[Cherie]

That's amazing, congratulations!

[Firewire]

How exciting! The cover is amazing and sounds like a really good read. Might give it a go...

[Rob!]

:o I didn't even know you could read rob let alone write

I know, I'm full of non dyslexic surprises.

did marsh do that :suspect:

No :fan:

:love:

Oh babes I'm buzzing will buy with me tips x

:amazed:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

Congratulations Rob :love: I shall give it a read.

:amazed: Good luck Rob, hope it does really well! :love:

Sounds great, will definitely read.

It's totally awesome that you've written your own book! :amazed: The cover looks cool and it sounds like a really interesting storyline.

I have to be honest though in that it might not be the greatest thing called Untouchable written this century

rGkpoGZOzpo

(will listening to this on loop enhance or distract the reading of it?)

This is brilliant news. The synopsis looks very promising and I will be buying this and enjoying a good read.

That's amazing, congratulations!



Thanks so much guys :love:

[Ammi]

..the cover looks amazing Rob and the storyline sounds exactly my thing as well.../interesting characters...:love:...are you hoping for a Blake Harte series of stories..?...

[Will.]

Looks fantastic! :love:

[Natalie.]

I love the cover and it sounds really interesting. I'll be getting definitely

[Tom4784]

Perched.

[Black Dagger]

I have difficulty reading, otherwise I'd get it x

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is there gonna be tibb easter eggs in the book

[Shaun]

Page 210 contains the word "wurkit" 23 times

[Rob!]

This JK wannabe is genuinely touched by all y'all kind words

[Ross.]

Me at having to spend 99p whilst Marsh read it for free

http://i.imgur.com/sXjB5TW.gif

[Daniel-X]

Ugh babes I hope it takes off, sound fab.

[T*]

Robert :love: I will buying a copy!

[Tom4784]

Me at having to spend 99p whilst Marsh read it for free

http://i.imgur.com/sXjB5TW.gif

Not you complaining about 99p, cheap cow.

[Black Dagger]

Me at having to spend 99p whilst Marsh read it for free

http://i.imgur.com/sXjB5TW.gif

what a **** friend you are, not even forking out a quid.

[Rob!]

Me at having to spend 99p whilst Marsh read it for free

http://i.imgur.com/sXjB5TW.gif

:joker:

Ugh babes I hope it takes off, sound fab.

Robert :love: I will buying a copy!

Thanks girls :love: :love:

[Niamh.]

is there gonna be tibb easter eggs in the book

. :hehe:

[Marsh.]

omg that cover is lush

did marsh do that :suspect:

*fumes*

[Marsh.]

Does this mean book 2 is complete?

[Rob!]

Does this mean book 2 is complete?

No :hehe:

But it means I need to get my ass in gear

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Does this mean book 2 is complete?

witches?

[Marsh.]

witches?

:joker:

[MB.]

:amazed: I assumed this was going to be your perfume but good luck

[Mokka]

:amazed: I assumed this was going to be your perfume but good luck

:joker:

Cant wait to buy my finished copy.
Hopefully i can in Canada :think:

[Marsh.]

I want one without a cover. :idc:

[Rob!]

I want one without a cover. :idc:

Not you buying a paperback and tearing it to pieces

[Tom4784]

:amazed: I assumed this was going to be your perfume but good luck

same tbh.

[Rob!]

:joker:

Cant wait to buy my finished copy.
Hopefully i can in Canada :think:

You can :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Innes is a Scottish name

Also, it's a bit pricey

[Mokka]

You can :love:

Thanks for making sure i am taken care of babe :love:

[Rob!]

Innes is a Scottish name

Also, it's a bit pricey

Do not tar me with the same brush as haggis like Marc and Josy please

[Rob!]

Thanks for making sure i am taken care of babe :love:

Always :hee:

[jennyjuniper]

Congratulations Rob. It's definately going on my list of Christmas wish books. One question though. The shed on the cover isn't the locked shed that no-one could escape from, is it?

[hijaxers]

Wow Rob Congratulations , i'm sure its gonna be a roaring success , i shall be getting a copy .

[Rob!]

Congratulations Rob. It's definately going on my list of Christmas wish books. One question though. The shed on the cover isn't the locked shed that no-one could escape from, is it?

It's all explained at the end :) Thank you so much :love:

Wow Rob Congratulations , i'm sure its gonna be a roaring success , i shall be getting a copy .

Fingers crossed! Thanks so much :love:

[Babayaro.]

is there gonna be tibb easter eggs in the book

Gamepodfan to be revealed as the killer?

[arista]

Congratulations Rob :love: I shall give it a read.


Shaun, honey
why is it so Cheap
on Amazon???


Should I BULK buy
for China Re -Sale????

[arista]

:joker:

Cant wait to buy my finished copy.
Hopefully i can in Canada :think:



Amazon UK posts to the WORLD

Feel The Force

[Rob!]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Untouchable-Blake-Harte-Mysteries-Book-ebook/dp/B01N1IAVVP/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1479771745&sr=1-1&keywords=Untouchable+robert+innes

I'm PUBLISHED!!!!

[Marsh.]

:amazed:

So proud. :clap1:

[caprimint]

Congrats Rob! :amazed: You must be super excited, hope it does great!!

[Rob!]

I canne believe it :bawling:

[Marsh.]

*waits for the price to come down in the January sale*

[Tom4784]

I got it on my Tablet but I've not started reading yet since it needs charging </3 Living for the layout and the fancy Chapter headings though!

Did our Ashley design the cover?

[Amy Jade]

Congrats!

[Marsh.]

Living for the layout and the fancy Chapter headings though!

http://i.imgur.com/1dRo3ei.gif

[Tom4784]

Just read Chapter 1 and I liked it. Here for Sally and Jacqueline tbh.

[Rob!]

*waits for the price to come down in the January sale*

Not the betting shop under paying you.

I got it on my Tablet but I've not started reading yet since it needs charging </3 Living for the layout and the fancy Chapter headings though!

Did our Ashley design the cover?

Awww thank you :love: :love: (No, different Ashley)

Congrats!

Thank you :love:

http://i.imgur.com/1dRo3ei.gif
:joker:

Just read Chapter 1 and I liked it. Here for Sally and Jacqueline tbh.

Omg thank you so much :lovedup:

[Jason.]

Congratulations Rob! :clap1:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

there's no option to buy the physical :suspect:

[Marsh.]

there's no option to buy the physical :suspect:

Our Rose keeping the publishing business alive. :clap1:

Down with eBooks.

[Rob!]

there's no option to buy the physical :suspect:

That takes a few days apparently (I didn't know this :fist:). I'll let you know when you can get it in paperback :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:spin:

[Marsh.]

paperback

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/20/article-0-115F446A000005DC-744_634x367.jpg

[Black Dagger]

I realised I have Kindle Unlimited, I don't even remember subscribing so yay @ 10 quid a month leaving for my account for god knows how long?

But yay it's free :clap1:

So I have read the first chapter... I don't like it... I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT x

[Rob!]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/20/article-0-115F446A000005DC-744_634x367.jpg

:joker: :joker:

I realised I have Kindle Unlimited, I don't even remember subscribing so yay @ 10 quid a month leaving for my account for god knows how long?

But yay it's free :clap1:

So I have read the first chapter... I don't like it... I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT x

Awww thank you :love: :love:

[arista]

omg that cover is lush


you dirty bugger

[arista]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Untouchable-Blake-Harte-Mysteries-Book-ebook/dp/B01N1IAVVP/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1479771745&sr=1-1&keywords=Untouchable+robert+innes

I'm PUBLISHED!!!!

Good Works

[arista]

I realised I have Kindle Unlimited, I don't even remember subscribing so yay @ 10 quid a month leaving for my account for god knows how long?

But yay it's free :clap1:

So I have read the first chapter... I don't like it... I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT x

how nice

[Niamh.]

That takes a few days apparently (I didn't know this :fist:). I'll let you know when you can get it in paperback :love:

Oh do please, I don't have a kindle, i prefer actual books :love:

[Will.]

Congratulations Rob, so proud. :love:

I'll perch buying the paperback!

[y.winter]

Well done Rob, sounds brilliant! :cheer2: You should be proud of yourself already!
I'll have a look when I'm home and have the time.

[Marsh.]

Bought my copy. :smug:

[Rob!]

Bought my copy. :smug:

:flutter:

Thank you :love:

[Marsh.]

I just got a refund from Amazon. :suspect:

[Rob!]

Too late I have your money :idc:

[Marsh.]

I literally spent 99p and they gave me a £1 promo offer. :amazed:

[Marsh.]

Me making 1p profit from Rob's book.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/44-grandma-computer.jpg

[Rob!]

Like you'd read anything else anyway. :idc:

[Jamie89]

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ftz07proVX6Rq/giphy.gif

So happy for you :amazed:

[Tom4784]

I finished it and I really liked it, perched for the next one :clap1:

[Rob!]

I finished it and I really liked it, perched for the next one :clap1:

Thank you so much :love:

Paperbacks should hopefully be available over the weekend though I'm afraid I completely misunderstood the prices of them. They'll be £5.99 :worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

see dickhead i knew 99p wasn't possible :nono:

[arista]

Too late I have your money :idc:

how nice

[Cherie]

Thank you so much :love:

Paperbacks should hopefully be available over the weekend though I'm afraid I completely misunderstood the prices of them. They'll be £5.99 :worry:

What colour is it, apparently yellow books fly off the shelves...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Bitch come thru! It looks good.

[Rob!]

Blake is back!!

COMING FEBRUARY 14th

St Abra’s church is harbouring a dark secret. Several elderly parishioners have been found dead in the church’s confessions booth, all appearing to have suffered fatal heart attacks.

But when another, much younger body is discovered in exactly the same way, Detective Sergeant Blake Harte must investigate how it is possible for the confessions booth to be killing off its occupants. Dark forces are at play, forcing Blake to believe it’s more than just tragic coincidence.

Are the deaths a punishment for the sins confessed, or are there ulterior motives in play? In a race against the clock, only Blake can discover the long-kept secrets and lies hiding in the shadows before they tear apart the sleepy village of Harmschapel.


http://i.imgur.com/kQb7c5s.jpg

[Niamh.]

:clap2:

can't wait Rob

[Crimson Dynamo]

This Harmschapel place is well dodgy, i would not like to live there

:worry:

[Rob!]

:clap2:

can't wait Rob

Thank you :love:

This Harmschapel place is well dodgy, i would not like to live there

:worry:

Midsomer hue

[Jamie89]

Omg :amazed: I didn't think the next one would be so soon! Can't wait... love the artwork btw :love:

[Ashley.]

Oh Rob. :love:

I'll definitely be getting this! xx

[y.winter]

God luck with it Rob! :hug::cheer2:

[Rob!]

Omg :amazed: I didn't think the next one would be so soon! Can't wait... love the artwork btw :love:

Oh Rob. :love:

I'll definitely be getting this! xx

God luck with it Rob! :hug::cheer2:

Thank you lovely people :love:

[Jason.]

That cover is hot :flutter:

[Marsh.]

Nawt Blake only giving a crap when a young hot body is found.

[Tom4784]

PERCHED :clap1:

[Shaun]

I hope when the TV series is commissioned, the theme tune is a reworking of Neon Jungle's "Braveheart" to be about the protagonist

[Babayaro.]

Wow a night out and not a single post in here

[Rob!]

Wow a night out and not a single post in here

Get your drunken messiness out of my book thread :nono:

[Babayaro.]

LMAO bye :joker: It was going so well

[Tom4784]

The Killer has been leaked :worry:

http://i.giphy.com/ngaTe76I4btK.gif

[Rob!]

Out NOW! :love:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06VV16VTY/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_8SHOybQWCCJPP

[T*]

Congrats sweetie :love:

[Jamie89]

:clap1: It's fantastic, good luck with it! :love:

[Niamh.]

Out NOW! :love:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06VV16VTY/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_8SHOybQWCCJPP
When is the book version out?

[Rob!]

It's under review by Amazon as we speak so hopefully in the next few hours :hee:

[Niamh.]

It's under review by Amazon as we speak so hopefully in the next few hours :hee:
Excellent :love:

[Tom4784]

I'll perch for the book version this time :clap1: Congratulations :hug:

[Rob!]

Paperback available!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1520590393/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1487068090&sr=8-2&keywords=robert+innes

[Niamh.]

Paperback available!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1520590393/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1487068090&sr=8-2&keywords=robert+innes

Ordered :love: Delivery cost more than the actual book :fist:

[Rob!]

Ordered :love: Delivery cost more than the actual book :fist:

Ireland is silly :fist:


Thank you so much :love:

[Niamh.]

Ireland is silly :fist:


Thank you so much :love:

:love:

[Tom4784]

Paperback available!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1520590393/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1487068090&sr=8-2&keywords=robert+innes

:clap1:

[Braden]

I'm yet to buy the first book, which I shall do in due course.

I'm so excited for you. Congratulations! :love:

[Marsh.]

Ordered :love: Delivery cost more than the actual book :fist:
Which says everything about what this series is worth. :idc:

[Marsh.]

Kidding. Love you xoxo

[Rob!]

I'll perch for the book version this time :clap1: Congratulations :hug:

:clap1: It's fantastic, good luck with it! :love:

Congrats sweetie :love:

:love: :love: :love:

Which says everything about what this series is worth. :idc:

:fist:

Kidding. Love you xoxo

:love: :love: :love:

[Glenn.]

Perched for Rob's future twitter feud with Piers Morgan like JK

[Tom4784]

Perched for Rob's future twitter feud with Piers Morgan like JK

Rob to be the next celeb to scalp you?

[Glenn.]

:joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Rob to be the next celeb to scalp you?

:joker:

[Tom4784]

My copy was delivered today :clap1: Shall read it later.

[Rob!]

My copy was delivered today :clap1: Shall read it later.

Omg I haven't even seen what it looks like in book form yet :love:

[Marsh.]

In other words, let us see a picture of you in your house holding it Dezzy!!!! :drool:

[Tom4784]

http://i.imgur.com/pxaEo5U.jpg

[Rob!]

Omg :love:

[Rob!]

I really hope you enjoy it. People were so nice about one :worry:

[Glenn.]

They're both being delivered on Monday.

[Ross.]

Dezzy's hand :flutter:

[Rob!]

They're both being delivered on Monday.

Thank you SO much :love:

[Babayaro.]

http://i.imgur.com/pxaEo5U.jpg

I'm your index finger holding up the back of the book

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/gcbsk8A.jpg

[Babayaro.]

I'm your tan suede boots

[Firewire]

ffs :laugh2:

[Tom4784]

I'm the plum coloured carpet.

[Babayaro.]

Jonathan's the bootleg jeans

[Ross.]

I'm the 54th page of Untouchable on the table

[Babayaro.]

I'm the 54th page of Untouchable on the table

Me being the 55th like

http://i.imgur.com/dv7uDYF.jpg

[Glenn.]

I'm the plum coloured carpet.

It's brown. Should have gone to specsavers bitch

[Tom4784]

It's brown. Should have gone to specsavers bitch

It's clearly purple on the picture :hmph:

[Glenn.]

****ing bye it is not

[Glenn.]

Who tf has plum coloured carpets?

[Tom4784]

Who tf has plum coloured carpets?

You, apparently :hmph:

[Glenn.]

I'm walking away from this before I put your ****ing head through a wall

[Ross.]

I say this should go to a poll

[Tom4784]

I'm walking away from this before I put your ****ing head through a wall

Are they plum coloured too?

[Tom4784]

I say this should go to a poll

Not Glenn's carpet being the new dress.

[Glenn.]

Omfg :joker:

[Babayaro.]

It's a light shade of brown tbh. Like a hazelnut :)

[Glenn.]

Thank you my love

[Ashley.]

Someone make a poll because I'm seeing violet

[Glenn.]

Yall blind arse bitches

[Ashley.]

Rob to come in wondering why Glenn has a blue carpet?

[Tom4784]

Yall blind arse bitches

Go water your hairline!

http://images.ok.co.uk/1403695248_Big-Brother-2014-Helen-Wood-row-argument-truth-or-dare.jpg

[Tom4784]

Someone make a poll because I'm seeing violet

http://i.imgur.com/X3U5dTD.gif

[Glenn.]

Go water your hairline!

http://images.ok.co.uk/1403695248_Big-Brother-2014-Helen-Wood-row-argument-truth-or-dare.jpg

I do. IT DOESNT GROW IN THE WINTER MONTHS

[Babayaro.]

Let Glenn live!

[Glenn.]

I hope Betty the Goat is getting a spin off

[Glenn.]

Ugh I love Betty

[Rob!]

Omg thank you so much Glenn :love:

[Marsh.]

I'm the plum coloured carpet.

It's brown. Should have gone to specsavers bitch

It's clearly purple on the picture :hmph:

****ing bye it is not

Who tf has plum coloured carpets?

You, apparently :hmph:

I'm walking away from this before I put your ****ing head through a wall

Are they plum coloured too?

Someone make a poll because I'm seeing violet

I love book 3.

[Rob!]

I've sold 208 since it came out 5 days ago :amazed:

[Jamie89]

I've sold 208 since it came out 5 days ago :amazed:

:clap1: How does that compare with the first one?

[Rob!]

:clap1: How does that compare with the first one?

I think I'd just hit a hundred :amazed:

[Cherie]

I keep meaning to buy these, tomorrow you will be at 209

[Rob!]

I keep meaning to buy these, tomorrow you will be at 209

Thank you :love:

[Jamie89]

I think I'd just hit a hundred :amazed:

Omg, I'm so pleased for you :love: The second one is definitely my favourite so I'm glad it's doing well.

When can we expect #3? https://i.imgur.com/hNEE2dQ.gif

[Rob!]

Omg, I'm so pleased for you :love: The second one is definitely my favourite so I'm glad it's doing well.

When can we expect #3? https://i.imgur.com/hNEE2dQ.gif

Soon I hope :laugh:

I've started writing it. Hopefully sometime next month :fc:

[Cherie]

Thank you :love:

Ordered, why is book 2 39p cheaper than book one :laugh:

[Rob!]

Ordered, why is book 2 39p cheaper than book one :laugh:

I have no idea :laugh2:

[Glenn.]

I'm about halfway through the first one. I'm loving it imo

[Rob!]

I'm about halfway through the first one. I'm loving it imo

:love:

[Ashley.]

Ordered, why is book 2 39p cheaper than book one :laugh:

Price reflecting quality? :hehe:

[Tom4784]

Price reflecting quality? :hehe:

Not Ashley being the source of those bad reviews thirsting for gratuitous gay sex scenes?

[Ashley.]

Not Ashley being the source of those bad reviews thirsting for gratuitous gay sex scenes?

Exposed.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-14-2015/mOlbFK.gif

[Rob!]

Oh my god...it's been out 8 days and is already number one in the charts for LGBT mystery....two best sellers!!! :bawling:

[reece(:]

Oh my god...it's been out 8 days and is already number one in the charts for LGBT mystery....two best sellers!!! :bawling:
I love JK Rowling

[Marsh.]

I love JK Rowling

*JK Rowling retaliates by putting Dumbledore gay sex in Fantastic Beasts 2*



*Yes, Dumbledore's cock is the beast*

[Lostie!]

Oh my god...it's been out 8 days and is already number one in the charts for LGBT mystery....two best sellers!!! :bawling:

The gay agenda? :worry:

No but seriously congrats :clap2:

[Tom4784]

Come thru Rob :clap1:

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/fqQ8G6m.jpg?1

[Babayaro.]

It finally arrived! :amazed:

http://i.imgur.com/V7ZLEev.jpg

[Niamh.]

:laugh:

[y.winter]

:joker:

[Jamie89]

It finally arrived! :amazed:

http://i.imgur.com/V7ZLEev.jpg

:joker::joker:

[Rob!]

http://i.imgur.com/fqQ8G6m.jpg?1

:love: :love: :love:

It finally arrived! :amazed:

http://i.imgur.com/V7ZLEev.jpg

:joker: :joker: :joker:

I see cover design in your future!

[Marsh.]

It finally arrived! :amazed:

http://i.imgur.com/V7ZLEev.jpg
:laugh2:

[Babayaro.]

:love: :love: :love:



:joker: :joker: :joker:

I see cover design in your future!

Can you tell I got a C in Higher Art?

[Tom4784]

Can you tell I got a C in Higher Art?

I'm disappointed you didn't get an A* tbh!

[Natalie.]

It finally arrived! :amazed:

http://i.imgur.com/V7ZLEev.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

[Rob!]

Can you tell I got a C in Higher Art?

When will Marsh

[Tom4784]

When will Marsh

He could NEVER.

[Marsh.]

:eek:

[Cherie]

Both copies arrived today!

[Rob!]

Both copies arrived today!

:love: :love: :love:

I hope you like them!

[Amy Jade]

Are they horror based, Rob?

[Cherie]

:love: :love: :love:

I hope you like them!

Going to start one tonight in bed :fan:

[Marsh.]

Are they horror based, Rob?
His writing style is horrific if that counts?



:smug:

[Babayaro.]

Are they horror based, Rob?

The lead character is a geigh, so yeah I suppose

[Babayaro.]

:worry:

[Tom4784]

Rob at Marsh's funeral in 5 years time when he dies of an erotic asphyxiation accident?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6b968445fc63a7f3411b92ae66bb4acc/tumblr_mfext10lUI1qedt22o1_500.gif

[Rob!]

Are they horror based, Rob?

No, they're crime novels :)

Going to start one tonight in bed :fan:

:clap1:

His writing style is horrific if that counts?



:smug:

The lead character is a geigh, so yeah I suppose

You're both next

[Marsh.]

Rob at Marsh's funeral in 5 years time when he dies of an erotic asphyxiation accident?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6b968445fc63a7f3411b92ae66bb4acc/tumblr_mfext10lUI1qedt22o1_500.gif
:joker:

[Tom4784]

I finished it :clap1:

[Rob!]

I finished it :clap1:

:amazed:

I hope you liked it!

[Tom4784]

:amazed:

I hope you liked it!

I did, I am perched for the third book.

[Rob!]

COMING MAY 9TH

When Detective Sergeant Blake Harte is given the opportunity of a relaxing week away at a spa manor, he jumps at the opportunity. He can take one person with him - and who more than Harrison Baxter deserves time away from Harmschapel after everything he has been through?
But once at the Manor of the Lakes, the rest and relaxation they both crave is quickly brought to an end when Blake and Harrison witness a man being murdered by a mysterious hooded figure who appears to have the ability to walk on water. How is it possible for someone to defy the laws of physics?
And Blake’s problems are only just beginning. The visit to the manor finds him coming face to face with figures from his past – and one in particular who could ruin any chance of Blake and Harrison ever being happy together.
The ripple effect is well and truly in play…

https://i.imgur.com/tkIrzHV.jpg

[Rob!]

Apologies for the size :worry:

[T*]

doN:T GO CHASIN WATERFALLS
LEAVE IT TO THE RIVERS AND THE lakeS THAT UR USED TO

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

his shoes are tiny boats

[Rob!]

his shoes are tiny boats

How did you guess? :fist:

[Jamie89]

:amazed: Can't wait! (Love the cover)

[Marsh.]

doN:T GO CHASIN WATERFALLS
LEAVE IT TO THE RIVERS AND THE lakeS THAT UR USED TO

It's a lake dickwad

[Marsh.]

I was promised a credit for appearing on the cover?

[Marsh.]

The Ripples what Blake and Harrison make in the hot tub?

[Ross.]

doN:T GO CHASIN WATERFALLS
LEAVE IT TO THE RIVERS AND THE lakeS THAT UR USED TO

I knOW thaT YOu'rE gOinG tO HAVE IT your wAY Or NOTHing AT ALL

[Marsh.]

I knOW thaT YOu'rE gOinG tO HAVE IT your wAY Or NOTHing AT ALL

iSLands IN tHe stREAm THaT is wOt wE ARe

[Tom4784]

Perched.

[Marsh.]

Perched on t'water?

[Tom4784]

Perched on t'water?

Not you leaking me as the murderer?

[Marsh.]

This place is awash with suspects. :suspect:

[Niamh.]

his shoes are tiny boats

:laugh2:


can't wait Rob :love:

[Mystic Mock]

I've been really late to the party here, but congratulations Rob.

Have you enjoyed writing your own book?

[caprimint]

Thought this was the new chat thread when I saw it bumped

[Rob!]

I've been really late to the party here, but congratulations Rob.

Have you enjoyed writing your own book?

It's stressful but ultimately really satisfying :blush:

[Rob!]

Here's something to brighten up your Monday...AN EARLY RELEASE!!

"Bonkers...barmy...and absolutely BRILLIANT."

OUT NOW!!

Get your copy of Ripples for just 0.99 for a LIMITED TIME!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0722V7WPS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494270050&sr=8-1&keywords=Robert+innes+ripples

[T*]

i'm poor
can i have a copy for free

[Marsh.]

when the reveal happened, my hair was snatched out of my follicles because it was so brilliant and unexpected!

:laugh2:

[Tom4784]

Slay.

I'll wait until the physical release but congrats on the third book :clap1:

[Jamie89]

:amazed: Congrats! Can't wait to find out what happens

[Niamh.]

Slay.

I'll wait until the physical release but congrats on the third book :clap1:
Same. Well done Rob, cant wait to read it :love:

[Rob!]

Thanks guys :love:

I'll let you know in the next couple of days when paperback is available :clap1:

[Marsh.]

BREAKING: The Blake Harte Mysteries to end with book 3?

[Marsh.]

Sorry, I let my inner DS out.

[Rob!]

The Blake Harte mysteries ranked in order of WTF?

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Ross.]

So when will this be made into a tv show for me and Lostie

[Glenn.]

I'm perched for it. Rob how are the sales going btw?

[Glenn.]

-still haven't finished the first one yet-

[Rob!]

Really well thanks Glenn - sold 100 books yesterday alone :amazed:


Paperbacks are now available! :clap1:

[Niamh.]

Really well thanks Glenn - sold 100 books yesterday alone :amazed:


Paperbacks are now available! :clap1:

That's brilliant Rob, well done, that's such an achievement :')

I just went onto amazon but it doesn't seem to be there in Paperback

[Rob!]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1521250928?ref_=pe_870760_150889320

Does that work?

[Niamh.]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1521250928?ref_=pe_870760_150889320

Does that work?

Yeah but that's the American site

[Rob!]

Mess


https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1521250928/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1494426330&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=Robert+innes&dpPl=1&dpID=51nkJ06GFAL&ref=plSrch

There we go :joker: