This is not acceptable

[Benjamin]

During my lunch break today and I'm in the men's room, doing my business at the urinal. Then some stranger comes in and starts to talking to me about the weather, and other such trivialities, as he is doing his business.

:nono:

This is not the place for general, or any, conversation.

[Ammi]

....oooooo they have proper men's rooms in NZ, I'm impressed...civilisation at it's best and catching up there in that part of the world as well Ben.../your impact...:lovedup:...

[kirklancaster]

It is a well recognised tactic in Psychology, practiced by men who have little penises - they engage you in conversation so that your eyes and attention is kept to face level, so you are not looking down and noticing their lack of equipment.

Either that, or he was 'hitting on you' or simply being friendly. :hee:

[Crimson Dynamo]

My heart sinks when anyone engages me in a weather chat as I can feel a slew of inaccuracies about to assault my ears


"they say its going to be a cold winter"


die

[kirklancaster]

My heart sinks when anyone engages me in a weather chat as I can feel a slew of inaccuracies about to assault my ears


"they say its going to be a cold winter"


die

:laugh: If I had YOUR knowledge and expertise on that subject, I would unload it full broadsides on them - in a nice conversationalist manner - but in a way which would make them wish they'd kept their mouths shut. :laugh:

[thesheriff443]

During my lunch break today and I'm in the men's room, doing my business at the urinal. Then some stranger comes in and starts to talking to me about the weather, and other such trivialities, as he is doing his business.

:nono:

This is not the place for general, or any, conversation.

You got off light!, you could of had George Michael next to you:hee:

[kirklancaster]

You got off light!, you could of had George Michael next to you:hee:

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

Gav reckons urinals are draconian, I agree, I would hate to have to sit next to another girl, especially a stranger and pee. His personal peeves are people who pee while looking at their mobile phones and people who try to squeeze in when there's clearly not enough space, gross

[Niamh.]

My heart sinks when anyone engages me in a weather chat as I can feel a slew of inaccuracies about to assault my ears


"they say its going to be a cold winter"


die

Maybe they're trying to make excuses for themselves :fan:

[thesheriff443]

Gav reckons urinals are draconian, I agree, I would hate to have to sit next to another girl, especially a stranger and pee. His personal peeves are people who pee while looking at their mobile phones and people who try to squeeze in when there's clearly not enough space, gross

When the toilets are full, I say room for a little one!
That's a true story.

[caprimint]

Yeah that's kinda weird :umm2: It'd put me off so bad.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Gav reckons urinals are draconian, I agree, I would hate to have to sit next to another girl, especially a stranger and pee. His personal peeves are people who pee while looking at their mobile phones and people who try to squeeze in when there's clearly not enough space, gross

When I was at Hampden there for Rangers Celtic the bogs were so full you had to queue 4 deep to get to a urinal and people were just pishing all over the shop on walls and in corners and at the same time bellowing out songs, it was quite a shock for smallest boy LT:shocked:

|Mind you when there was drink allowed in folk just finished their can, peed in it then just set it on the ground and let it trickle out, the terracing was awash with dripping hot piss and as a wee boy i was closest to it

:umm2:

[Niamh.]

When I was at Hampden there for Rangers Celtic the bogs were so full you had to queue 4 deep to get to a urinal and people were just pishing all over the shop on walls and in corners and at the same time bellowing out songs, it was quite a shock for smallest boy LT:shocked:

|Mind you when there was drink allowed in folk just finished their can, peed in it then just set it on the ground and let it trickle out, the terracing was awash with dripping hot piss and as a wee boy i was closest to it

:umm2:

ugh that's vile :shocked:

[Livia]

Gav reckons urinals are draconian, I agree, I would hate to have to sit next to another girl, especially a stranger and pee. His personal peeves are people who pee while looking at their mobile phones and people who try to squeeze in when there's clearly not enough space, gross

There is nothing more to say.

[armand.kay]

It's an unspoken rule that you shouldn't use a urinal right next to one that's occupied.

[arista]

During my lunch break today and I'm in the men's room, doing my business at the urinal. Then some stranger comes in and starts to talking to me about the weather, and other such trivialities, as he is doing his business.

:nono:

This is not the place for general, or any, conversation.


Did he then put a Note Over
saying "He Takes It "


and did you Reply?????????


Was there Cameras in there?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I like to pee on the urinal cakes and make them do a circuit of the drain

:hee:

[arista]

Gav reckons urinals are draconian, I agree, I would hate to have to sit next to another girl, especially a stranger and pee. His personal peeves are people who pee while looking at their mobile phones and people who try to squeeze in when there's clearly not enough space, gross


Yes she maybe into Water Sports?


There are so many Freaks out there

[arista]

It is a well recognised tactic in Psychology, practiced by men who have little penises - they engage you in conversation so that your eyes and attention is kept to face level, so you are not looking down and noticing their lack of equipment.

Either that, or he was 'hitting on you' or simply being friendly. :hee:


Could Be
Kirk

[Babayaro.]

During my lunch break today and I'm in the men's room, doing my business at the urinal. Then some stranger comes in and starts to talking to me about the weather, and other such trivialities, as he is doing his business.

:nono:

This is not the place for general, or any, conversation.

LT's in New Zealand?

[Crimson Dynamo]

LT's in New Zealand?

:nono:

I would never engage a civilian in meteorological chit chat

[Babayaro.]

:nono:

I would never engage a civilian in meteorological chit chat

You do it to us plenty of times

:hee:

[arista]

LT's in New Zealand?


Yes Gays in NZ



Note : there is nothing wrong with being Gay

[Cal.]

It's an unspoken rule that you shouldn't use a urinal right next to one that's occupied.

.

[Shaun]

Urinals scare me

[reece(:]

I'd never use a urinal :omgno:

[thesheriff443]

Urinals scare me

Are you the person that goes to the cubicles

[Babayaro.]

Are you the person that goes to the cubicles

me

[caprimint]

Isn't it awks when y'all see each other's dick

[Cal.]

I used to avoid public toilet's like the plague but I have such a weak bladder now idk why I have to wee all the time so it's unavoidable and I get really scared of getting locked in the cubicle.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Isn't it awks when y'all see each other's dick

no as you are not looking at their dicks, you are having a piss looking at the wall

[caprimint]

no as you are not looking at their dicks, you are having a piss looking at the wall
You might catch a glance by accident :omgno:

(Or not by accident, dependant on your sexuality)

[MTVN]

That's urinal chat for you. At various times at urinals I have been drawn into detailed discussions about my sexual history, discussed the ramifications of Brexit, and most bizarrely I once got roped into taking part in Morris dancing the following day

[Crimson Dynamo]

That's urinal chat for you. At various times at urinals I have been drawn into detailed discussions about my sexual history, discussed the ramifications of Brexit, and most bizarrely I once got roped into taking part in Morris dancing the following day

And did you get off or were you prosecuted?

[Marsh.]

Ben not used to being in a public place with his penis out and the other guy doing something other than getting on his knees? :hee:

[T*]

If I have to use one I use one that's in the corner so it's more private

[caprimint]

Ben not used to being in a public place with his penis out and the other guy doing something other than getting on his knees? :hee:
:joker:

[Benjamin]

Ben not used to being in a public place with his penis out and the other guy doing something other than getting on his knees? :hee:

I'm not a desperate hussy like you :idc:

[kirklancaster]

I like to pee on the urinal cakes and make them do a circuit of the drain

:hee:


:laugh::laugh::laugh: You are TOTALLY mental LT. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Ben not used to being in a public place with his penis out and the other guy doing something other than getting on his knees? :hee:

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

That's urinal chat for you. At various times at urinals I have been drawn into detailed discussions about my sexual history, discussed the ramifications of Brexit, and most bizarrely I once got roped into taking part in Morris dancing the following day


WTF???? :laugh: