Sitting or standing?

[Northern Monkey]

To wipe your poopshoot after taking a dump?Which is best?
I would say sitting because it would be harder to get properly clean whilst standing imo.
People do both.
It would be interesting to know a percentage on both.

Poll should be private.









Note:This is a non judgemental zone.No flaming to either side.

[kirklancaster]

:laugh: This is THE weirdest fecking poll I have ever participated in. :joker:

[Maru]

Nuh uh don't need people all up in my sh*t.... I'm afraid my answer is classified TOP SECRET information. :nono:

[Marsh.]

Well if you were to stand you'd be closing up on the bit you're trying to wipe.

Whereas sat down you can get a better angle as your cheeks naturally open when you're in a seated position. :hee:

[Smithy]

Well if you were to stand you'd be closing up on the bit you're trying to wipe.

Whereas sat down you can get a better angle as your cheeks naturally open when you're in a seated position. :hee:

If you stand up you just spread them

I can't imagine sitting down, you'd end up touching the inside of the toilet :omgno:

[Marsh.]

If you stand up you just spread them

I can't imagine sitting down, you'd end up touching the inside of the toilet :omgno:

Spread them with one hand whilst wiping with the other? :omgno:

[Maru]

Spread them with one hand whilst wiping with the other? :omgno:

:nono:

Excuse me, where is the lady's room at this forum? :laugh:

[Calderyon]

Surely sitting is the best way of doing it. And you can always use the little shower thing beside to be sure.

[Marsh.]

:nono:

Excuse me, where is the lady's room at this forum? :laugh:

:joker:

[MTVN]

Surely sitting is the best way of doing it. And you can always use the little shower thing beside to be sure.

Sadly most UK toilets don't have those anymore

[Maru]

Surely sitting is the best way of doing it. And you can always use the little shower thing beside to be sure.

They don't have those in the US. There's too many instances of Americans jumping up and screaming when trying toilets in Japan. :laugh:

I carry "personal care" related stuff like that with me in the US, because you can't ever depend on public bathrooms to have everything you need (for example, no hot water). I also don't want to be that person who doesn't put enough skills points into their ButtWiping skill.

[Marsh.]

Maru takes hot water with her into public toilets? :omgno:

[MTVN]

Just done a bit of bidet research and I see that in Calderyon's country lots of toilets have these next to them, very interesting

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Bum_Gun_Installation.JPG

[Maru]

Maru takes hot water with her into public toilets? :omgno:

To wash, to help disinfect your hands silly :laugh: For those public toilets who are spendthrifts on their soap and buy the watered down cheap ones

[Marsh.]

Just done a bit of bidet research and I see that in Calderyon's country lots of toilets have these next to them, very interesting

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Bum_Gun_Installation.JPG

Ugh, I can imagine the state of those nozzles if they had those in town. :omgno:

[Calderyon]

Just done a bit of bidet research and I see that in Calderyon's country lots of toilets have these next to them, very interesting

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Bum_Gun_Installation.JPG

Yeah, nowadays every toilet that i have been here have a bideé next to the them. It´s very useful, i might say.

[Jessica.]

If you stand up you just spread them

I can't imagine sitting down, you'd end up touching the inside of the toilet :omgno:

I think the poll is for people who actually have bum cheeks :fan:


i love you don't kill me

[T*]

Surely sitting is the best way of doing it. And you can always use the little shower thing beside to be sure.

the what

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/qEVOSCP.gif

[_Tom_]

Standing. One foot on the toilet seat separates the cheeks.

Sitting down just feels awkward and gross :worry:

[Maru]

Ugh, I can imagine the state of those nozzles if they had those in town. :omgno:

In the US this would become a shower for the homeless or be used for drinking water more than used for it's intended purpose. The first being a real deterrent for businesses installing them. It would end up in higher water bills/usage (since we double our bills in some areas for high usage) so it wouldn't really be economical. Not to mention all the other weird "accidents" that would occur due to people not really being wise to their usage method. :laugh:

The other issue is, the frequent droughts here and water shortages as most Americans are far from conservative about utility usage in their home and are laborious about watering their lawns. Having this in a public restroom to be used/abuse by the general public would only exacerbate the water shortages and no doubt, they would have to shut them off during droughts.

I actually think this is very useful, but not sure how I would go about using it without getting water all over the place. I am used to the bidets that are installed within the toilet itself and accessible by a button. Women carry fishbowls with them everywhere, so practically speaking we can fit all this utility in our purse... for the most part :laugh:

[Jamie89]

I think the poll is for people who actually have bum cheeks :fan:


i love you don't kill me

What kind of unfortunate disfigurement :o

http://i.imgur.com/qEVOSCP.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

[Withano]

I had no idea that some people stood. I'm not even convinved they're serious, this is all new to me. (I airdry)

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/qEVOSCP.gif

Same :worry:

[kirklancaster]

I think the poll is for people who actually have bum cheeks :fan:


i love you don't kill me

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Yeah, nowadays every toilet that i have been here have a bideé next to the them. It´s very useful, i might say.

A great facility - it's a shame we are not yet that civilised.

[kirklancaster]

Nuh uh don't need people all up in my sh*t.... I'm afraid my answer is classified TOP SECRET information. :nono:

:laugh: I'm not saying how I voted, but I'm not sitting down and accepting the result if it goes against me, I shall insist on a standing count. :laugh:

Perhaps Gina Miller might get involved if she's not flushed with all her other business? :hee:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I have a big booty. I like to make sure I get that poop good. I prefer to stand and arch that back good. Sometimes I plie and arch.

[Jessica.]

Which direction do you arch in?

[Babayaro.]

wtf does it standing up?!

[Babayaro.]

That has genuinely baffled me

[Saturn]

Surely the most effective method will be the one that parts your bottom cheeks the most allowing your hand and toilet tissue to wipe the maximum surface area. That having been said I have never heard of anyone standing up as surely that presses the cheeks together and spreads the faeces more making a right mess? Also if you stand up and your garments are gathered at your shins there is a potential that you could topple over and further complicate the situation with smearing and injury? As interesting aside to this debate would be do you think that in 50 years toilet paper will still be the exact same or will the whole defection process will have moved on?

[Jessica.]

Surely the most effective method will be the one that parts your bottom cheeks the most allowing your hand and toilet tissue to wipe the maximum surface area. That having been said I have never heard of anyone standing up as surely that presses the cheeks together and spreads the faeces more making a right mess? Also if you stand up and your garments are gathered at your shins there is a potential that you could topple over and further complicate the situation with smearing and injury? As interesting aside to this debate would be do you think that in 50 years toilet paper will still be the exact same or will the whole defection process will have moved on?
:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Which direction do you arch in?

Arch back and plier

[Maru]

Surely the most effective method will be the one that parts your bottom cheeks the most allowing your hand and toilet tissue to wipe the maximum surface area. That having been said I have never heard of anyone standing up as surely that presses the cheeks together and spreads the faeces more making a right mess? Also if you stand up and your garments are gathered at your shins there is a potential that you could topple over and further complicate the situation with smearing and injury? As interesting aside to this debate would be do you think that in 50 years toilet paper will still be the exact same or will the whole defection process will have moved on?

:think: This sounds right out of Mars. Is there an active opposition in the UK against TP? What do they suggest instead?... tea leaves? You know, we probably evolved using common leaves so maybe we should get back to basics. I hear aloe vera is very good for your sensitive skin...

http://i.imgur.com/trPxhtT.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

wtf does it standing up?!

I think I do it standing up because I feel like the circumference of the bowl stops my hand from going as far as I want to to clean. But anyways, because of my mum putting the habit in me, I always wash my ass after pooping, even if I cleaned it well with just toilet paper.


Why am I in this thread? :shocked:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Surely the most effective method will be the one that parts your bottom cheeks the most allowing your hand and toilet tissue to wipe the maximum surface area. That having been said I have never heard of anyone standing up as surely that presses the cheeks together and spreads the faeces more making a right mess? Also if you stand up and your garments are gathered at your shins there is a potential that you could topple over and further complicate the situation with smearing and injury? As interesting aside to this debate would be do you think that in 50 years toilet paper will still be the exact same or will the whole defection process will have moved on?

The trick is stand with your legs open, ensure your ass stays on top of the bowl to stop any anal leakage going on the clothes.

[Saturn]

The trick is stand with your legs open, ensure your ass stays on top of the bowl to stop any anal leakage going on the clothes.

I think you should see your GP as that is not normal, no things should leak from your bottom, they should be expelled with thrusting?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I think you should see your GP as that is not normal, no things should leak from your bottom, they should be expelled with thrusting?

I don't have anal leakage. I only said that because you mentioned clothes, just in case get faeces on it was a worry :laugh:

[Saturn]

I don't have anal leakage. I only said that because you mentioned clothes, just in case get faeces on it was a worry :laugh:

Oh OK I am glad that you dont leak, I guess. But I would check with your doctor as it could be something serious and will create piles of washing for your parents?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh OK I am glad that you dont leak, I guess. But I would check with your doctor as it could be something serious and will create piles of washing for your parents?

http://i.imgur.com/DhzBpCG.gif

Yes please, anyone that has anal leakage, check with your gp.

[Babayaro.]

The trick is stand with your legs open, ensure your ass stays on top of the bowl to stop any anal leakage going on the clothes.

I don't have anal leakage. I only said that because you mentioned clothes, just in case get faeces on it was a worry :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/DhzBpCG.gif

Yes please, anyone that has anal leakage, check with your gp.

TRIGGERED

[Greg!]

Surely the most effective method will be the one that parts your bottom cheeks the most allowing your hand and toilet tissue to wipe the maximum surface area. That having been said I have never heard of anyone standing up as surely that presses the cheeks together and spreads the faeces more making a right mess? Also if you stand up and your garments are gathered at your shins there is a potential that you could topple over and further complicate the situation with smearing and injury? As interesting aside to this debate would be do you think that in 50 years toilet paper will still be the exact same or will the whole defection process will have moved on?

Screaming

[Josy]

Is this what's become of us

[Cherie]

Is this what's become of us

Yep scraping the bottom

[Firewire]

Yep scraping the bottom

Literally

[Marsh.]

I have a big booty. I like to make sure I get that poop good. I prefer to stand and arch that back good. Sometimes I plie and arch.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Cherie]

Literally

Yes literally!

[Marsh.]

Cherie embarrassed by the skids in ha knickers from inappropriate wiping? :fan:

[Cherie]

Cherie embarrassed by the skids in ha knickers from inappropriate wiping? :fan:

:fan: this is where Daz comes into it's own

[Marsh.]

:fan: this is where Daz comes into it's own

:omgno:

:joker: