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hbk4894
18-11-2016, 08:57 PM
Mine - was my mate he said he was sitting on a pavement with a bottle of dr pepper when someone in a car turned up and stole the bottle.

Firewire
18-11-2016, 09:04 PM
That I'm straight lol

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
18-11-2016, 09:06 PM
Must've been at a job interview. One of my past lies is catching up with me now though. Dratz!

Marsh.
18-11-2016, 09:24 PM
Biggest one I've been told is "I'm going to earn your trust". But I laugh about it now.

Withano
18-11-2016, 09:28 PM
Was once told that I could give 350m to the NHS

Smithy
18-11-2016, 09:34 PM
Was once told that I could give 350m to the NHS

:joker::joker::joker:

hijaxers
18-11-2016, 09:40 PM
Can't say - They'd kill me if i did !

Cal.
18-11-2016, 09:40 PM
I love you

Both ways

hijaxers
18-11-2016, 09:44 PM
I love you

Both ways

Well that was a bit of a pointless exercise :conf:

Amy Jade
18-11-2016, 09:48 PM
Probably listening to my ex lie to my face that he hadn't cheated on me when I had proof he had.

That's probably the worst because it made me feel like I was stupid for being with somebody like that and i blamed myself a little when realistically I did nothing wrong he just wanted his dick wet on holiday the tosser

Babayaro.
18-11-2016, 10:11 PM
"Yes Jonathan, our meetup was good"

Ross.
18-11-2016, 10:13 PM
"Yes Jonathan, our meetup was good"

:joker:

Firewire
18-11-2016, 10:14 PM
"Yes Jonathan, our meetup was good"

:(

Josy
19-11-2016, 08:02 AM
Well its got to be santa really hasn't it

Withano
19-11-2016, 08:08 AM
Well its got to be santa really hasn't it

You lied to Santa?

Josy
19-11-2016, 08:13 AM
You lied to Santa?

Of course, he thought I was good didn't he...