View Full Version : Mother complains about Alphabites not containing the full alphabet...
Northern Monkey
09-12-2016, 05:35 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38250600/potato-letters-ruin-dinner-for-mum-and-her-complaint-goes-viral
:joker:
"It is misleading, why would you sell them as alpha-bites, really they should just be called 'certain letter bites'.
UserSince2005
09-12-2016, 05:47 PM
just cut a corner off a T for the L and the tick off the Q for the O.
silly woman.
got to think on your feet in a time like that.
The wisest thing to do would be to change her son's name to Icgan
Shaun
09-12-2016, 05:54 PM
imagine using potato shapes as an excuse for not bothering to educate your children properly
Jamie89
09-12-2016, 06:09 PM
"Obviously the person who made these from Tesco can't have children."
Omg :joker:
Jamie89
09-12-2016, 06:09 PM
She shouldn't be teaching her child to play with food tbh
smudgie
09-12-2016, 06:23 PM
Hardly going to play ruddy scrabble with his food.
Maybe try cooking a decent meal for the little darling...oh and get a life at the same time.
Jordan.
09-12-2016, 06:43 PM
Imagine if she discovered pen and paper exist
hijaxers
09-12-2016, 06:45 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38250600/potato-letters-ruin-dinner-for-mum-and-her-complaint-goes-viral
:joker:
"It is misleading, why would you sell them as alpha-bites, really they should just be called 'certain letter bites'.
Silly cow - knit yerself a friend !
Niamh.
09-12-2016, 07:02 PM
Oh Dear
Ashley.
09-12-2016, 07:07 PM
No, but if she swaps the letters around a bit and adds an O and an R, she can spell Organic... and that's worth more points x
For crying out loud, there are more important things going on in the world than that woman worrying about lack of Alpha-bite pasta letters. What did she do, count them all? or eat some then just have a moan for the sake of it.
just cut a corner off a T for the L and the tick off the Q for the O.
silly woman.
got to think on your feet in a time like that.
:laugh:
Why doesn't she just buy her child a dictionary? Or any book for that matter?
Jamie89
09-12-2016, 07:42 PM
Why doesn't she just buy her child a dictionary? Or any book for that matter?
They're not made out of potato
y.winter
09-12-2016, 07:49 PM
They're not made out of potato
Valid point.
We should fund it.
user104658
09-12-2016, 08:23 PM
We all know it's because she wants to make swearz. :hehe:
Niamh.
09-12-2016, 08:32 PM
tbf though they didn't spell out the full alphabet in the name so they never promised the full alphabet :think:
jaxie
09-12-2016, 09:26 PM
tbf though they didn't spell out the full alphabet in the name so they never promised the full alphabet :think:
True that, it's not alphabet bites.
joeysteele
09-12-2016, 09:28 PM
For crying out loud, there are more important things going on in the world than that woman worrying about lack of Alpha-bite pasta letters. What did she do, count them all? or eat some then just have a moan for the sake of it.
:joker: This.
Unbelievable anyone would even make an issue of it.:joker:
hijaxers
09-12-2016, 09:49 PM
Valid point.
We should fund it.
What potato books ?
y.winter
10-12-2016, 05:49 AM
What potato books ?
Potato everything! You can't go wrong with potatoes :joker:
Jamie89
10-12-2016, 06:18 AM
Valid point.
We should fund it.
What potato books ?
I'm perching a Dragon's Den application form as we speak :amazed:
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