The Apprentice 2016 Week 11 Discussion Thread: BBC One HD 9PM!

[Will.]

Starts at 9PM!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/28/08/38D64B2100000578-3811170-image-m-9_1475047904106.jpg

[LukeB]

it's on at 9pm btw

[Will.]

****ing mess at the TV Guide saying 10PM.

[Will.]

Thanks Luke.

[Oaker]

It starts at 9 and I'm annoyed by the Frances bias :oh:

[Jason.]

The Alana shade has put me off this thread.

Ross make another one

[Will.]

https://s24.postimg.org/bitlbzlut/Screen_Shot_2016_12_15_at_20_05_14.png

[Will.]

It starts at 9 and I'm annoyed by the Frances bias :oh:

The Alana shade has put me off this thread.

Ross make another one

Oh shut up the pair of you! :oh:

[Jason.]

When has it ever been on at 10 though? :/

[Will.]

Frances was the first one to come to my mind.

[Will.]

When has it ever been on at 10 though? :/

My Sky guide also says 10 as well, odd.

[Oaker]

I mean a clue that it might be wrong is that the spin-off obviously isn't going to air at the same time as the main show

[Will.]

I mean a clue that it might be wrong is that the spin-off obviously isn't going to air at the same time as the main show

Stop ganging up on me! I made a mistake!

It's not my fault half of the guides have it wrong.

[Kam]

Starts at 9PM!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/28/08/38D64B2100000578-3811170-image-m-9_1475047904106.jpg

Thanks for Thread, and only way I can be with you all is via a very slow laptop, as my proper comp has stopped working!:nono:

Reckon it's between Jessica and Frances:hee:

[Ross.]

The Alana shade has put me off this thread.

Ross make another one

I'm making one as we speak

[Oaker]

Praying Jessica doesn't flop :worry:

[Kam]

My Sky guide also says 10 as well, odd.

You can't trust guides, as the one I had some weeks ago told me that it was Gin week, when it wasn't!

[Ross.]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/14481856_1350229251684675_3713534650762523072_o.jp g?w=748&h=498&crop=1

[Firewire]

Legend

[Ross.]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1181/5540/files/Alana01Aug2016_km-198_1024x1024.jpg?1992366331332340329

[Ross.]

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00001_zWv4M5TxM/fit=250x250/fill=/g=G0000t81DDNVNag8/I00001_zWv4M5TxM.jpg

[Firewire]

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000j1NdHrirCus/fit=250x250/fill=/g=G0000t81DDNVNag8/I0000j1NdHrirCus.jpg

[Ross.]

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000IzECSr8RGT0/fit=250x250/fill=/g=G0000t81DDNVNag8/I0000IzECSr8RGT0.jpg

[Ross.]

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000VP40aaeZ0AU/fit=1000x750/g=G0000t81DDNVNag8/Alana01Aug2016-km-281.jpg

[Ross.]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/172935.jpg

[Pete.]

Come through Alana :clap1:

[Firewire]

Alana to replace Mez Bez on GBBO?

[MB.]

Why was Frances dressed as a cake in the intro :worry: Does that mean Alana makes final 2 :worry: (or was it from a past task I'm forgetting about)

[Kam]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/14481856_1350229251684675_3713534650762523072_o.jp g?w=748&h=498&crop=1

Very nice sweets, but LS has arrived along with the ner-do-wells, aka Candidates:)

[Oaker]

Why was Frances dressed as a cake in the intro :worry: Does that mean Alana makes final 2 :worry: (or was it from a past task I'm forgetting about)

I'm sure we've never seen that before :omgno:

[Pete.]

Alana to replace Mez Bez on GBBO?
It's inevitable at this point

[Kam]

Why was Frances dressed as a cake in the intro :worry: Does that mean Alana makes final 2 :worry: (or was it from a past task I'm forgetting about)

Missed that, but maybe it was only an intro

[MB.]

lol Courtney's getting Solomon'd

[Firewire]

Bake them cakes :clap1:

[Brother Leon]

Bumped into good ol' Frances in Chelsea last week. For that reason, I might aswell hope she wins even if she's first gone out of this lot :laugh:

[Pete.]

Bake them cakes :clap1:
Kill them competitors :clap1:

[Headie]

Mess @ hem raged money

[Jason.]

Screaming @ the Alana pics on the other page :joker:

:love:

[lewis111]

I love this top 5
Alana bringing some home baking
Jessica's grammatical errors

[Kam]

Kill them competitors :clap1:

Nah, would ruin the show:nono:

[Jason.]

Here for Alana winning over the advisors with her brownies

[MB.]

Poor Courtney getting his holes probed

[MB.]

Claudine's the worst advisor, y/y?

[Kam]

Courtney no answer! lol

[Pete.]

Claude always turns it on for the interviews it only worked once in 2014 and they gave him a job off of it

[Ross.]

Bye Claudine is amazing

[Pete.]

Bye Claudine is amazing
.

[Firewire]

Screaming at Jess

[Ross.]

Omg Jess :love: :joker:

[MB.]

Bye Claudine is amazing

"CRY FOR ME BIANCA SHOW ME TEARS YOU ARE A ROBOT WITH NO EMOTION"

yeah she's real amazing x

[Black Dagger]

Ew @ that moody bitch going for our Jessica.

[Brother Leon]

Claude :joker:

[Kam]

Claude always turns it on for the interviews it only worked once in 2014 and they gave him a job off of it

Claude's great...can you sit back a bit he asks! hahahaha

[Jason.]

Not Claude snubbing Alana's brownies

He's on a diet?

[Will.]

Jessica looks a bit like Helen Wood.

[iloveaisleyne]

mess @ her only getting £4000

[Pete.]

Not Claude snubbing Alana's brownies

He's on a diet?
All tastebuds dead except for salty?

[iloveaisleyne]

Our jess not knowing that she is a director of 2 companies

[Jason.]

Jessica :joker:

[Kam]

Not Claude snubbing Alana's brownies

He's on a diet?

He doesn't need to....and don't think Alana is doing all that great!

Jessica.....it's running, but it isn't! oh please!

[Black Dagger]

lmao she's useless <3

[Firewire]

Jess is such a scream

[iloveaisleyne]

"i'll give you one word. awesome."

solomon could never

[Kam]

Oh dear, Alana falling down.....a house or money into her business....wrong thing to say!

[iloveaisleyne]

courtney's communication skills are terrifying

[Wizard.]

"Oh has he?" :joker:

[Jason.]

"Yeah but ddddh"

:suspect:

[MB.]

Poor Lynda La Plante getting an UTR edit

[Kam]

courtney's communication skills are terrifying

Jessica's no better

[Firewire]

"There's breastfeeding rooms" amazing

[Kam]

Fran has breast feeding rooms...a boon for mums eh:)

[Jason.]

Omg that old lady advisor <3

[iloveaisleyne]

has jessica just set up the same business 3 times with different names

[Black Dagger]

This old bitch is doing my nut in.

[Kam]

"Yeah but ddddh"

:suspect:

Good expression though, to be used again and again:laugh::laugh:

[Firewire]

I miss Margaret

[Babayaro.]

This old bitch is doing my nut in.

Same!

[LukeB]

Does that old woman even smile?

[Jason.]

Alana's goods > Greggs

[iloveaisleyne]

The blonde interviewer woman is so annoying

[Pete.]

If that's the worst they pick apart for Alana that's good I guess

[Kam]

has jessica just set up the same business 3 times with different names

Hard work from how she described them, when it could be done in one!

[Babayaro.]

Omg @ Claude im screaming

[Jason.]

Claude :joker:

[iloveaisleyne]

screaming @ claude

[Amy Jade]

The blonde interviewer is a bitch, she's flat out rude.

[Kam]

Alana has 1 staff...her fella!

[MB.]

Poor Alana's ginger boyfriend

[iloveaisleyne]

lmao courtney trying to sound enthusiastic

[Jason.]

Ugh I love Claude

[Babayaro.]

"Yes YESSS"

Bye

[MB.]

I think I just saw Claude's O face

[lewis111]

They're making it look like an Alana/Courtney final 2 atm

[Firewire]

Alana is getting the best edit

[Kam]

Not right things to say Courtney..

Yes Claude...why yes!?

[Babayaro.]

I think I just saw Claude's O face

Oh hi wank bank

[Firewire]

delete please

[iloveaisleyne]

There is no way Lord Sugar will invest in Courtney or Granine's ideas tbh

[MB.]

They're making it look like an Alana/Courtney final 2 atm

"Fart in a lift full of supermodels" doesn't strike me as much of a final two quote tbh

[Kam]

Alana is getting the best edit

You think? Doesn't look like for here...mind you she's the coolest of all:)

[Babayaro.]

5th. Grainne
4th. Frances
3rd. Jessica

[Firewire]

"God, I can see you miss her" :laugh2:

[Brother Leon]

Alanna and Courtney final 2.

[iloveaisleyne]

"That's a typo it's meant to say county not country"

MESS @ his excuses

[Amy Jade]

Courtney is a mess!

[Kam]

There is no way Lord Sugar will invest in Courtney or Granine's ideas tbh

Claude doesn't like Frances' pages either!

None of them would fit the LS system!

[Brother Leon]

I'm definitely doing the County/Country typo the next time I have to apply somewhere :laugh:

[iloveaisleyne]

lord sugar dispenser to be sold in selfridges?

[Kam]

Courtney is a mess!

Yeah, but be actually smiled!

[Babayaro.]

Claude always looks like he wants to throw himself from the window

[MB.]

TAUK has the shadiest editing team of any reality show, I love it

[Amy Jade]

I'd back Alana simply for bringing me a cake.

[Jason.]

I'd back Alana simply for bringing me a cake.

^

[Kam]

Alana comes over very funny:hee:

[MB.]

I hope Jessica makes the final two just to see all the Z-listers she rolls out during her pitch

[Kam]

You are operating from a bedroom! lol :laugh::laugh:

[iloveaisleyne]

I hope Jessica makes the final two just to see all the Z-listers she rolls out during her pitch

honey g to be advertising bodycon dresses?

[Jason.]

That death stare :joker:

[LukeB]

Frances "let me finish" tell that moody cow :clap1:

[MB.]

"I have done. An. Absolute. Lot" <3

[Jason.]

This episode has gone by quickly

I love it

[Kam]

Frances "let me finish" tell that moody cow :clap1:

...making some jeans! :laugh:

[Kam]

This episode has gone by quickly

I love it

Was good wasn't it and worth watching again:laugh:

[Pete.]

I wish Karren did interviews

[Firewire]

I wish Karren did interviews

She'd be amazing

[iloveaisleyne]

Lust and Lies

dead

[Jason.]

I love her but Jessica's idea is so awful lmao

[Kam]

Frances "let me finish" tell that moody cow :clap1:

The Interviewer has to be strict, as a lot of money is at stake!

[Amy Jade]

The lady in red can have miserable Karrens job

[Pete.]

The lady in red can have miserable Karrens job
Well no

[Jason.]

Not Karren saying something nice for once

[Firewire]

The lady in red can have miserable Karrens job

anyway

[Amy Jade]

Karren is awful.

[Black Dagger]

The lady in red can have miserable Karrens job

Let's not.

[Oaker]

Karren is awful.

She's amazing

[MB.]

The lady in red can have miserable Karrens job

These aren't the right lyrics

[Kam]

Not Karren saying something nice for once

It's like Courtney smiling, something of s rarity!:laugh:

[MB.]

(Karren is indeed awful but she's better than any of the advisors)

[Amy Jade]

Alana to win

[Jason.]

They're playing the music

She's gone

[Kam]

Forgot Grainne was there

half qualified only!


Grainne Fired!

[iloveaisleyne]

Fastest firing ever oop

[MB.]

lol at Grainne getting the Neil/Roisin edit despite being utterly incompetent throughout the process <3

[Jason.]

cah that was brutal

[LukeB]

She was the winner apparently

@Grainne

[Firewire]

omg didn't expect her to finish below Jess

[Amy Jade]

'Girls good luck'

shady!

[Ross.]

Not Grainne flopping

[Firewire]

Grainne was the winner that was "leaked" the other week btw

[Pete.]

If Alana goes next...

[Jason.]

Mess I thought it was Alana that was leaked as Nicky mentioned she was the only one LS followed.

but then again it's Nicky so

[MB.]

Grainne was the winner that was "leaked" the other week btw

Here for an Apprentice Outcasts twist

[Kam]

Someone said Frances!

[Daniel-X]

Linda is GROSS

[Firewire]

It was Grainne because GoldHeart nearly had a stroke

[Jason.]

It was Grainne because GoldHeart nearly had a stroke

:joker:

[Daniel-X]

Come thru Alana with the rocky roads and brownies :love:

[Pete.]

Stop these messy potential spoilers

http://i.imgur.com/U4rpuwB.gif

[Kam]

It could certainly be knocked off LS!:laugh:

[MB.]

Shelley Smith wins

[Firewire]

Jess is next then

[iloveaisleyne]

i bet frances is going next

[Jason.]

Jessica trying to snub Alana.

She tried

[Headie]

CBB here you come girl!

[iloveaisleyne]

oops nevermind

poor jess </3

[Pete.]

Jessica managing to get to 4th :love:

[Firewire]

Jessica made it further than I expected

Queen of defying the odds <3

[Kam]

Don't do spoilers, or want to know...

Jessica Fired! Shame as she needs the money!

[Daniel-X]

Courtney will be next I think.

[MB.]

:o

Everyone drinking water at the same time <3

[Firewire]

He better fire Courtney

[Jason.]

Here for an Alana/Frances F2

[Ross.]

Proud of our Jess

Alana is so close omg

[Pete.]

Let's all collectively marvel at the fact that expected 2nd week boot Alana made 3rd at least

[Babayaro.]

Is the final next thursday or this sunday?

[LukeB]

Is the final next thursday or this sunday?

This Sunday

[Firewire]

Is the final next thursday or this sunday?

Sunday

[Jason.]

omfg I think Alana actually may have this in the bag tbh

Courtney is Courtney and Frances lost like 9 tasks

[Amy Jade]

If the cakes are good and priced competitively idk why they are that worried. She's got a working business.

[Firewire]

Alana has the best business idea tbh

[Brother Leon]

Alana is just another Luisa with the Cakes. Meh.

[Kam]

Alana has confidence now

Nervous Courtney working on nerves

Frances starting to get annoyed with LS! tut! tut!

[Firewire]

Alanna is just another Luisa with the Cakes. Meh.

Two legends

[Amy Jade]

Alana is just another Luisa with the Cakes. Meh.

Luisa has done incredibly well with those cakes.

[Jason.]

:clap1:

[Firewire]

Omg

[Firewire]

shook af

[Wizard.]

YESSSS

[Jason.]

OMFG YAAS

[Headie]

Yassss Alana

[iloveaisleyne]

alana <3

[Ross.]

Omg she done it

[MB.]

Alanangel <3

[Pete.]

Aaaaah :love: :love:

[iloveaisleyne]

Bye Frances

[Amy Jade]

Alana MUST win

[Pete.]

Oh but keep it @ Courtney going through

[Firewire]

Poor Frances </3

Allahana is coming for that win omg

[Jason.]

FFs if Courtney wins because he's a guy

[iloveaisleyne]

I'm pretty sure Alana will win out of the 2 of them tbh

[Kam]

Frances risky business

Alana in the Finale

Frances Fired!


Courtney thriough

[Babayaro.]

Decent final 2

[Will.]

Alana. :love:

[Jason.]

Best F2 since Leah/Luisa tbh

[Firewire]

Alana will recruit all the best people

[Kam]

Decent final 2

You think Courtney is right one for the Finale!

[MB.]

Allahana

Okay you win

[Brother Leon]

Courtney :joker:


He deserves this tbf.

[Jason.]

Keep Paul and Soffiane from returning

[Firewire]

Omg Frances being the cake makes sense now

[Jason.]

He pointed at Alana imo

[Firewire]

That was amazing

I'm annoyed Courtney made it but I hope it means it's easier for Alana to win

[MB.]

lol @ them spoiling Alana making it through in the intro after all

[Wizard.]

Courtney's probably gonna win tho going off how many women have lost against men

[Jason.]

I'm actually so happy.

I just hope she wins and he doesn't go with Courtney's plan because he's scared of taking a risk with the cakes and profit etc.

[lewis111]

I'll be gutted if a 5 to 1 female final 6 ends in a man winning

[Jason.]

Courtney's probably gonna win tho going off how many women have lost against men

Also LS has never really gone into business with someone who had a plan in the food industry (I don't think?)

[Jason.]

If Courtney wins, he'll go from being best male to worst.

[Oaker]

Here for Alana being the second ever female to beat a male in the final 2 :love:

[Headie]

Alana the only good winner of 2016?

[Brother Leon]

Courtney has won a ****load of tasks and has put everything he has financially into his business. Not here for his hate.

[Jason.]

Alana the only good winner of 2016?

First female too?

(Scarlett can be an honorary man)

[LukeB]

Love Islands winner shade?

[Jason.]

Love Islands winner shade?

Not really the same though as a couple must win anyway.

[Oaker]

Honestly though if Alana wins she's probably my favourite winner :love:

[Daniel-X]

ALANA I'M SO ****ING THRILLEd.

[Kam]

If Courtney wins, he'll go from being best male to worst.

For someone as nervous as Courtney, wonder how he managed to get involved with the show in the first place!

[iloveaisleyne]

Courtney has won a ****load of tasks and has put everything he has financially into his business. Not here for his hate.

he thought a good brand name for gin would be gin in all fairness

[LukeB]

Not really the same though as a couple must win anyway.

eh? everyone has to win a show, Nathan and Cara are classed as winners. what are you talking about?

[Kam]

Wouldn't be seen dead with spotted tie lad!

[Ross.]

First female too?

(Scarlett can be an honorary man)

Screaming at honorary man

[Daniel-X]

Alana being the ONLY good winner of 2016. Hello queen.

[reece(:]

Courtney has won a ****load of tasks and has put everything he has financially into his business. Not here for his hate.

He can't pitch or sell tho

[Jason.]

eh? everyone has to win a show, Nathan and Cara are classed as winners. what are you talking about?

Eh? And where did I say they weren't?

[Daniel-X]

Courtney is dull. He's inoffensive though so I suppose it wouldn't take me too long to get over it (plus he's HOT so bonus points)

[LukeB]

Eh? And where did I say they weren't?

My comment was @ Hayden, what are you even talking about?

[Jason.]

My comment was @ Hayden, what are you even talking about?

Well maybe reply to the right person

[Jason.]

Stupid cow!

[Ross.]

Ohtheressomuchhostility.gif

[Kam]

They seem to like Grainne, and a pity sh ewasn'ty so nice on the main show over the weeks.

[LukeB]

Well maybe reply to the right person

I forgot to press quote and I guess you pressed quick reply faster than me :oh:

[Ross.]

Not Hayden starting it and running off

[Kam]

Ohtheressomuchhostility.gif

But we can't like the same candidates can we.

[LukeB]

Alana needs to win but Saara Aalto is the best winner of 2016 imo.

[Kam]

Jessica needed to win, and should have LS!

[Kam]

Alana needs to win but Saara Aalto is the best winner of 2016 imo.

Saara and Alana poles apart, as Saara has more personality than Alana will ever have! Anyone could make cakes, no big deal re that!

[Pete.]

Jess on the other hand :love:

[LukeB]

Saara and Alana poles apart, as Saara has more personality than Alana will ever have! Anyone could make cakes, no big deal re that!

I agree about the personality thing but Alana has great personality anyway but tbh I've watched GBBO and making good professional cakes may look easy but there's more to it then you think and i guess she does some designs and things so that's also tricky.

[Headie]

Not Hayden starting it and running off

Eh? I've no idea what you're talking about

https://uploadir.com/u/ex6dno3p

[caprimint]

Sad for Grainne :(

Expected it to be Courtney and Alana though. I originally thought Courtney would take it, but after seeing Lord Sugar's reactions to them/their business plans, I'm starting to think it could actually be Alana (which is a crazy thought after her first couple of weeks, that growth arc :love:).

I'll be happy whichever one wins, easily the best finale ever :clap1: Rooting for Courtney slightly more though.