Welcome to Arista Island - all workers are NOT in a UNION

[arista]

Some Workers will clean
these homes.

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If you can no longer work for us
we will fly you home - Free Of Charge


We have Big Backers
they want a Gay Zone
so said ok but no Children
in Section 1
can enter the GZ,

Legally Binding Contracts

There id tagg bleeps
if they go off circuit,

3 Offenses
and the family and child
are Taken home free of charge

[T*]

We have Big Backers
they want a Gay Zone
so said ok but no Children
in Section 1
can enter the GZ,


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[Black Dagger]

Ok Arista

[Jamie89]

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[2] :suspect:

[arista]

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Its a Private Island
the Gay Zone
is a great place to work.

[Calderyon]

Very futuristic.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm assistant manager of the gay zone

[T*]

Its a Private Island
the Gay Zone
is a great place to work.

segre-GAY-tion :clap1:






:S

[Jamie89]

Its a Private Island
the Gay Zone
is a great place to work.

'Children can't go to the gay zone' needs a bit more of an explanation than that.

[arista]

[2] :suspect:

Its all Legal.
Contracts signed before Arriving.

I am being very Honest with all workers

No Unions Permitted.

Its a Union Free Island
perfect for everyone

[arista]

'Children can't go to the gay zone' needs a bit more of an explanation than that.


Its a Adult Zone


Whats your Problem?

[T*]

why is there a gay zone

[arista]

i'm assistant manager of the gay zone


Hold on there
all start at low level.
If you or some other dude
gets to level 3, first
then you will be A.M


Life In The City

[Will.]

Some Workers will clean
these homes.

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If you can no longer work for us
we will fly you home - Free Of Charge


We have Big Backers
they want a Gay Zone
so said ok but no Children
in Section 1
can enter the GZ,

Legally Binding Contracts

There id tagg bleeps
if they go off circuit,

3 Offenses
and the family and child
are Taken home free of charge

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[Jamie89]

Its a Adult Zone


Whats your Problem?

You didn't say it was an adult only zone, you said it was a gay zone and singled that out as a place that children wouldn't be allowed to go, implying that children shouldn't be around gay people. Do you really not understand why someone might have a problem with that implication?

[arista]

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We Welcome Fat Folks
they must still work at the same level
as Thin Folks



Contracts : Legally Binding


No Union Reps - needed

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this is a mess

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You didn't say it was an adult only zone, you said it was a gay zone and singled that out as a place that children wouldn't be allowed to go, implying that children shouldn't be around gay people. Do you really not understand why someone might have a problem with that implication?

:love:

[T*]

You didn't say it was an adult only zone, you said it was a gay zone and singled that out as a place that children wouldn't be allowed to go, implying that children shouldn't be around gay people. Do you really not understand why someone might have a problem with that implication?

:clap2:

[arista]

You didn't say it was an adult only zone, you said it was a gay zone and singled that out as a place that children wouldn't be allowed to go, implying that children shouldn't be around gay people. Do you really not understand why someone might have a problem with that implication?


Children can be Gay not a problem
That's has FECK all to do with our Island
Jamie

[T*]

We Welcome Fat Folks
they must still work at the same level
as Thin Folks



Contracts : Legally Binding


No Union Reps - needed

are you okay

[arista]

this is a mess

No Scott
we have no mess on the Island
all rubbish is Compressed into pellets
that heat your home Free of Charge.

[arista]

are you okay



what do you mean?
I REPLIED TO THE PHOTO OF a fat lady

[Will.]

We Welcome Fat Folks
they must still work at the same level
as Thin Folks



Contracts : Legally Binding


No Union Reps - needed

Me escaping from Arista land:
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[arista]

Me escaping from Arista land:
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No need to Escape
any Worker is Flown Home FREE of Charge

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You Home is given to Scott

[T*]

is this a pyramid scheme

[MB.]

I'm beginning to think that Arista doesn't even own an island

[Will.]

No need to Escape
any Worker is Flown Home FREE of Charge

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You Home is given to Scott

Do we fly business class?

[Jamie89]

Children can be Gay not a problem
That's has FECK all to do with our Island
Jamie

That post doesn't address what I was saying at all Arista. You've for some reason created a random thread where in the OP you're suggesting that there's some kind of problem with children being around gay people. Either you're not getting that or you're avoiding it with these replies so instead of carrying on an absurd backwards/forwards over a fictional island I'm just going to leave it and report the thread/casual homophobia instead.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

No Scott
we have no mess on the Island
all rubbish is Compressed into pellets
that heat your home Free of Charge.

:joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

Are we allowed to bring cats

[arista]

Are we allowed to bring cats


Of course,

[arista]

"there's some kind of problem
with children being around gay people."


No Jamie that is Fine,
but this is a Private Island
all workers are Non Union
while under our Contracts.

[arista]

Do we fly business class?

No but we get you home safe.

[arista]

"report the thread/casual homophobia instead. "


There is nothing wrong with being Gay.


Infact on Our New Island
Gay folks are welcome,
We have a area called Gay Zone.

The backers
told me I must allow that
so we did a deal.

[Shaun]

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Hello Mr Arista.

I've come to investigate the health and safety regulations on this island. May I please have a tour of your facilities?

[arista]

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Hello Mr Arista.

I've come to investigate the health and safety regulations on this island. May I please have a tour of your facilities?


Once you Sign Your Contract

[arista]

Jamie :

Having no children in the gay zone is for the Safety and protection of the gays


Our Island
is a Happy Place

[Cherie]

Flys in on private plane paid for by the Unions and starts to sign up members

[y.winter]

What

[Cherie]

Within weeks the Islanders are on strike and Arista is chairing a meeting with Unite

[arista]

Flys in on private plane paid for by the Unions and starts to sign up members


No Cherie
Contracts get Signed before you leave

Strict Security

No Unions are Needed
on our Happy Island

[arista]

Within weeks the Islanders are on strike and Arista is chairing a meeting with Unite


Sadly you never got a Contract Signed


Maybe Next Year.

[Jack_]

what on earth is going on here

update your bloody software you ridiculous robot

[Jamie89]

Jamie :

Having no children in the gay zone is for the Safety and protection of the gays


Our Island
is a Happy Place

I told you I'm not posting about it any more Arista but fyi, gay people don't need protecting from children either. I know you're just having a joke and probably don't see the problem with what you're saying but it's hugely problematic to link children and gay people the way you have and even though it's not a serious thread (so I feel a bit silly making such an issue out of it) it's still a harmful thing to do. I don't get offended by much or report threads etc but I do find this very offensive, so I'm sorry to try and ruin your fun but yes hopefully the thread gets closed, either way though I'm not posting in it any more.

[arista]

"either way though I'm not posting in it any more. "

The Private Island
wishes you a great future back home.

[Babayaro.]

Can you speak English
please.....

:joker:

[arista]

what on earth is going on here

update your bloody software you ridiculous robot

It was All Updated.


New Contracts Ready To Be Signed Jack

[arista]

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A staff member
has the afternoon off

[Cherie]

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A staff member
has the afternoon off

There I am, after signing up all the Islanders ...Unite

[arista]

There I am, after signing up all the Islanders ...Unite

No thats not you
Contracts reserve the right to eject any of them

[Cherie]

No thats not you
Contracts reserve the right to eject any of them

:oh: it's definately me I know who I am

[arista]

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Staff at GZ division
enjoy a Late Dinner - free of charge
from the manager &
the assistant manager.


All in our Our Island
are Free from being in
any Union.
Profits have Doubled
since it went Worldwide
that our Private Island
has No Union Needed at all.

We have had So many
more Staff
rushing to sign
the Legally Binding Contract.

One of the Backers
told me if it was not for me
he would be working in a McD?

[Kizzy]

Sky news reports horsemeat scandal at GZ canteen, 3 gays sue for damages.



* it's ok to be gay and sue

[arista]

Sky news reports horsemeat scandal at GZ canteen, 3 gays sue for damages.



* it's ok to be gay and sue


It was Infact FAKE NEWS

The Media team checked the World news
and Kizzy got Punked, again.

In any case many of the Happy Gay Workers
do not eat meat.



No workers have left the Island
Watch out for the "fake News" folks

[Cherie]

Sky news reports horsemeat scandal at GZ canteen, 3 gays sue for damages.



* it's ok to be gay and sue

:joker:

[arista]

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many of the Gay Workers
enjoy the Veg specials we give out free.

[arista]

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Our Top Young Chefs

[arista]

Workers Children on Our Project
are looked after by Robots
then we have 100% Security
that no Child is effected by any
unwanted TOUCHING.


Making Our Project Private Island
safer for ALL.


And No Union is needed for anyone

We have a Happy Island

[arista]

We plan to let the World Media in
to Film
once we check 100%
of all their contents.
They will come over in small groups
over 14 days.


FoxNewsHD/ CBSNewsHD/MSNBC/Bloomberg/
CNN HD/NHK World HD/AlJazeeraHD/CNC World/
SkyNewsHD/BBCnewsHD/ RT HD/NDTV24x7/
TVC News Africa/CNBC/Ch4HD News/ ITVHD News/
EuroNews/CCTV news/FoxBusinessNewsHD/
Times Now/LBC Global Live Radio/Radio 4/
GMBHD itv and France24HD

[arista]

All our Food is Cooked by Top chefs
and salads are FREE



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[arista]

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every home has Free WiFi

[arista]

All Workers are getting a Pay rise
50% UP

[Twosugars]

What sort of fascist setup is this?

[Ant.]

http://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/desk-built-in-kitchen-island.jpg
every home has Free WiFi

Arista to be the new leader of the Labour party?

[arista]

What sort of fascist setup is this?

All workers are getting a Pay Rise.


Any Fascist on the Island
will be removed.

[Matthew.]

Arista to be the new leader of the Labour party?

:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Its a Private Island
the Gay Zone
is a great place to work.

Do you need to be gay to work in the gay zone?

[arista]

Do you need to be gay to work in the gay zone?


No you do not need to be gay.

[thesheriff443]

What happens if you murder someone on the island?

[arista]

What happens if you murder someone on the island?


Electric Chair

[Crimson Dynamo]

Low paid CV workers have been so rewarded in last 10 years. That's why they voted Tory

[Babayaro.]

Is their a SHAGGING zone, Arista?

[Beastie]

Arista Island where the THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!

[Beastie]

Is their a SHAGGING zone, Arista?

No but there is a FINGERING den.

[Ant.]

Where's the straight zone?

[Jordan.]

No but there is a FINGERING den.

Source: Daily Star

[michael21]

All Workers are getting a Pay rise
50% UP

But you pay them is sex

Ever happy to take a pay cut :fist:

[arista]

Where's the straight zone?

On the Main Island

[Crimson Dynamo]

No you do not need to be gay.

but it helps

[thesheriff443]

but it helps

On the application is says being bi sexual is an advantage.

[michael21]

Some Workers will clean
these homes.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/Travel/leadAssets/30/50/Yotel_NewYork_3050075a-large.jpg

http://architectros.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/luxurious-hi-tech-kitchen-island-design-inspiration-with-minimalist-style-black-wood-laminated-beadboard-mirrored-cabinetry-cool-dark-metal-case-range-hoods-with-office-interior-design-ideas-also-busi.jpg


If you can no longer work for us
we will fly you home - Free Of Charge


We have Big Backers
they want a Gay Zone
so said ok but no Children
in Section 1
can enter the GZ,

Legally Binding Contracts

There id tagg bleeps
if they go off circuit,

3 Offenses
and the family and child
are Taken home free of charge

Muders also get taken away free of chages :laugh::hee:

[Morgan.]

On the Main Island

So no gays allowed on the main island?

[arista]

So no gays allowed on the main island?

They can visit

[thesheriff443]

They can visit

What if some was gay and then decided they wanted to be straight ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

What if some was gay and then decided they wanted to be straight ?

Straight to the conversion unit to be processed. also when done you get your main island pass and free sky sports sub.

[Babayaro.]

Source: Daily Star

:joker:

[Captain.Remy]

Is the gay zone masc4masc, no spice, no rice, no chocolate, no fem only?

[arista]

Is the gay zone masc4masc, no spice, no rice, no chocolate, no fem only?


No all are welcome
as guests.

[Crimson Dynamo]

What is the policy or illegal immigrants arriving by boat?

are there manned gunboats?

[Captain.Remy]

No all are welcome
as guests.

Furry fetish allowed too?

[arista]

Furry fetish allowed too?


Yes.

Even a Adult Naked Breach.

[arista]

What is the policy or illegal immigrants arriving by boat?

are there manned gunboats?


They can not get near our Island
we us water guns , first.
All our Security Boats are Legally Armed.
24/7 Staffed

[arista]

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Early morning
our clean beaches

[Crimson Dynamo]

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Early morning
our clean beaches

is this lovely beach in the gay zone as some inhabitants of the main island may be worried about naked men going about willy-nilly.

[Captain.Remy]

is this lovely beach in the gay zone as some inhabitants of the main island may be worried about naked men going about willy-nilly.

Of course it is. You Straights can go to sunday Church instead.

[arista]

is this lovely beach in the gay zone as some inhabitants of the main island may be worried about naked men going about willy-nilly.


No its not the Gay Zone
that's for all family's

[Crimson Dynamo]

No its not the Gay Zone
that's for all family's

phew

[arista]

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The Gay Zone Beach

[Crimson Dynamo]

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The Gay Zone Beach

The GZB looks a little stoney. May I ask about sharks and is there any problems with the homeless on the main island?

:suspect:

[arista]

The GZB looks a little stoney. May I ask about sharks and is there any problems with the homeless on the main island?

:suspect:


No Sharks

No Homeless can enter the Island

[The Slim Reaper]

What if they become homeless once they're already living on the island?

[arista]

What if they become homeless once they're already living on the island?

Thats easy
we fly them home , free.

[Crimson Dynamo]

what if the big backers, who want the gay zone also want a gay union where gay members can lobby for late nights, a boutique and longer opening times for the GZB?

:suspect:

[arista]

what if the big backers, who want the gay zone also want a gay union where gay members can lobby for late nights, a boutique and longer opening times for the GZB?

:suspect:



Its all signed
No Unions permitted on any sector.

The Staff are able to extend hours as they wish
making sure they have enough staff.

[The Slim Reaper]

Thats easy
we fly them home , free.

They're homeless. Where are you flying them too?

[Crimson Dynamo]

They're homeless. Where are you flying them too?

I knew they would cause trouble, are they NOT happy with a free flight?

[The Slim Reaper]

I knew they would cause trouble, are they NOT happy with a free flight?

I just need a destination to tell the pilot.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I just need a destination to tell the pilot.

Paris

[arista]

They're homeless. Where are you flying them too?

All Guests came from The EU
Great Britain , Asia
USA and South America


They are taken home
its that simple.
Everyone has a home address

[michael21]

I just pee on your Ireland :cheer2:

I also pee on your Island

[Crimson Dynamo]

I just pee on your Ireland :cheer2:

Poor Neem


:worry:

[michael21]

Poor Neem


:worry:

Why did she buy it


Oh I just got it well done

[Crimson Dynamo]

Michael please dont use the loos to urinate in the Gay Zone