What is the weirdest thing you have woke up to?

[hbk4894]

For example - woke up to find a spider on your arm.

[mooo]

My boyfriend

[Withano]

Mooo's boyfriend

[mooo]

Mooo's boyfriend

That explains how i got chlamydia :hehe:

[Withano]

That explains how i got chlamydia :hehe:

You're welcome

[hijaxers]

Police tape everywhere , even more police and a mobile police station parked across the road.

Also got woken up my mighty droning at 4am , looked out window and a giant channel 4 power truck was across the road , they had come to surprise a scottish rugby player that lived down the road , they had Scottish sword dancers out in the road , it was bedlam.

[UserSince2005]

Woke up to a guy grabbing my dick whilst asleep in a hotel room in rio. Kicked him and he ran out. Never knew what that was all about

[Vicky.]

Someone trying to shove their dick in my ear.

We were very high. The excuses end there tbh. I knew him slightly from work, had a party at mine, passed out and came round to that. Not great. I hit the roof, called him all manner of names and literally threw him out of my house whilst others laughed.

[jennyjuniper]

Years ago I had a big, fat, black cat and in the middle of the night I woke up in a panic because I couldn't breaths. I nearly died when I opened my eyes and saw two huge green eyes a couple of inches from my face!! The cat was sitting on my chest with his face close to mine and even though I loved that cat he was nearly the death of me.

[armand.kay]

Woke up I'm my friends living room after a party and two people were basically going at it and this other girl was just staring out the window. I then just passed out and had always question whether it actually happened or whether I imagined it, but a few weeks ago I met the guy who was going at it with a girl and he was like he remembers me from when I cock blocked and passed out. Apparently I was like "wtf are you doing" to them when I got up but can't remember that part.

[armand.kay]

Oh wait I've woke up in a weatherspoons toilet cubicle before with all the security guards shouting at me. That wins.

[Crimson Dynamo]

A herd of Bulls in my front drive and at my door so I could not open it, I had to use the back door to get at them to shoo them (tentatively)

Also I once woke up in the sidings of Shoeburyness train yard in an empty train (ie not even near a platform)

And once in a phone box in Dagenham where i slept the night

[waterhog]

the fact I woke once but twice is just so weird in its self. but I have issues with god and I no I am not welcome just yet.

other then that - waking is a pure blessing and never is it weird its a pure gift.

[Nicky91]

Oh wait I've woke up in a whether spoons toilet cubicle before with all the security guards shouting at me. That wins.

you are such a cool chick wow :flutter:

[armand.kay]

you are such a cool chick wow :flutter:

I actually prefer edgy but ta xox

[Nicky91]

I actually prefer edgy but ta xox

okay, but i really like you :)

[LemonJam]

in an expensive hotel room of a rich middle-aged business owner who I apparently rimmed for a corona.

[T*]

a goose pecking my foot
Not even messing

[armand.kay]

okay, but i really like you :)

I'm also a fan of your work x

[eastonb]

I once awoke to my pet iguana, Julius, nibbling on my earlobe. We just stared at each other, basically nose to nose, for a few seconds before he went along his lizard way.

[caprimint]

Next to a toilet with a cleaner trying to open the locked door :worry:

[Daniel-X]

Either waking up on a freezing cold lawn at like one in the morning, covered in my own sick or when I woke up at my friends house while we were camping and needed to use the toilet (it was like 5 in the morning) and flashed my torch to see her mum and dad watching us through their bedroom window. I still don't know if i imagined that or not though, but I've seen them staring out the living room/my friend staring out her bedroom window loads of times when I've driven/walked past,

[Smithy]

Well I'm not a messy bitch so, Friends on the TV when I accidentally fell asleep one afternoon and woke wondering why it was on so early in the morning

[Shaun]

Being woken up by the police wanting to search my room because someone had claimed we were dealing drugs. I was naked and quite confused but something something truncheon something handcuffs etc

in an expensive hotel room of a rich middle-aged business owner who I apparently rimmed for a corona.

Coming out has changed you.

[Denver]

I woke up next to some random person i met who couldnt speak English i still not sure what if anything happened