Cheese jokes

[Crimson Dynamo]

What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?

mascarpone

[Niamh.]

Did You Hear About The Explosion At The Cheese Factory?

There Was De Brie Everywhere

[Crimson Dynamo]

What kind of cheese do you use to lure an Essex bear?

Camembert

[Niamh.]

What Do You Call A Cheese Factory In The Middle East?

Cheeses Of Nazareth

[Cherie]

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese

It's only mid though

[Niamh.]

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho Cheese

[Crimson Dynamo]

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese

It's only mid though

mid?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Whatb do you call cheese in the shape of a penis and a vagina?

Blue Cheese

[Niamh.]

mid?

I'm guessing that was meant to be Mild

[Nicky91]

what is a good cheese to start a riot with in Italy

Mozzarella

[Niamh.]

what is a good cheese to start a riot with in Italy

Mozzarella

I don't get it? :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't get it? :laugh:

Its in with the milk and butter section

[Nicky91]

Its in with the milk and butter section

it's the word mozzarella, rella is also a dutch word for riot or at least the correct dutch word is rellen :laugh:

[Niamh.]

it's the word mozzarella, rella is also a dutch word for riot or at least the correct dutch word is rellen :laugh:

Oh one for all our Dutch members then? :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

bloody hell neem that was obvious

:facepalm:

[Nicky91]

Oh one for all our Dutch members then? :hehe:

i'm the only dutch member so far :facepalm:

[Niamh.]

bloody hell neem that was obvious

:facepalm:

It's Monday, my apolocheese

[thesheriff443]

These jokes are very cheesy

[Crimson Dynamo]

I once had a loft that the floor was made from cheese you know

when you were up there you deffo had to tread Caerphilly

[Crimson Dynamo]

These jokes are very cheesy

cheesy?

are you crackers?

[thesheriff443]

cheesy?

are you crackers?

Maybe I'm spreading myself too thin.

[thesheriff443]

Doctor when I eat cheese I get a ringing in my ears

He said it must be a babybel