Man’s sweary rant will stop you complaining about 2016

[Jamie89]

I saw this and thought it was pretty great :laugh: so thought I'd share...

"Man’s sweary rant will stop you complaining about 2016" - http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/28/mans-sweary-rant-will-stop-you-complaining-about-2016-6348046/

Right, **** it, I'm done with 'OMG 2016 was terrible', here's some ****ing awesome things that happened, you're welcome, Merry ****ing Christmas


There’s an Ebola Vaccine now

Child Mortality – Down across the globe

+9% survival rate in pacreatic cancer sufferers

Gene responsible for ALS found

Volunteers in India planted 50 Million trees in 24 hours

Suicide rates down globally

The Ozone layer is repairing itself

The Rabbinical assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of trans and non conforming individuals

MIND CONTROLLED ROBOT ARMS

Leo got dat oscar

Wild tigers numbers up FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 100 YEARS

Giant Pandas – No longer endangered

A solar powered plane did a ****ing world trip

Global Malaria down by 60%

Measels ERADICATED from the Americas

93% of the world’s children learned to read and write – the highest percentage IN HUMAN HISTORY

China plans to be completely renewable by 2020 and has a global plan for by 2050

Huge global push in renewable energy

Norway committed 0 deforestation, 0

Every major grocer and fast food chain in the U.S pledged to use cage free eggs only by 2025

Manatees – No longer endangered

Wild Wolves – Back in Europe

Wild Salmon spawning in the Connecticut river for the first time since the American revolution

Columbian white tailed deer – no longer endangered

Green Sea Turtles – NO LONGER ****ING ENDANGERED

Sea World no longer breeding captive killer whales

Humpback Whales – NO LONGER ENDANGERED

Global aid – up by 7%

Americas most generous year EVER in charity and aid

China’s most generous year EVER in charity and aid at $15 goddamn Billion


Yes, some famous ****ing people you liked died, and you know what - more of them are gonna go too
but take some time to look at the ****ing good and beauty in this world, good **** is happening, learn it, support it, be part of it.
Merry ****ing Christmas

[Jamie89]

Yas Manatees :clap1:

'Laughing Chewbacca Mask Lady' happening should have made the list though

[Shaun]

Leo didn't particularly deserve an Oscar and is one of the most vastly overrated actors of all time, and certainly THE most of this generation

but yes yes positives woo (far outweighed by negatives, mind)

[Niamh.]

Leo didn't particularly deserve an Oscar and is one of the most vastly overrated actors of all time, and certainly THE most of this generation

but yes yes positives woo (far outweighed by negatives, mind)
I think he's a really good actor but The Revenant was s**te and that wasn't the film that should have won it for him imo

[y.winter]

It's heart-warming seeing the growing awareness of cruelty against animals and nature :clap1: I hope it keeps that way :)

[Jamie89]

I haven't seen The Revenant but I think they just gave it to him anyway because he'd been snubbed so many times tbh

[Brother Leon]

Not Leo slander :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

is there a video as its too much writing?

[Jamie89]

is there a video as its too much writing?

I could make a video of me scrolling down the post if that helps?

[y.winter]

I could make a video of me scrolling down the post if that helps?

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Edgy.

[Shaun]

https://thumb9.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/6732/6732,1311977323,2/stock-photo-closeup-of-a-senior-woman-inserting-a-hearing-aid-in-her-hear-focus-on-the-hearing-aid-81922006.jpg

did you say edging marsh dear?