Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Thread CH5 9pm 05/01

[Denver]

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[arista]

Yes 9PM Ch5HD

Should be good

[Denver]

ON NOW

[Jake.]

no "previously"?

[Xtopher]

Ooo Angie

[Shaun]

I may have to support Angie & Calum to take down Speidi

-ships her/James C-

[Jake.]

james knowing his bb knowledge :clap1:

[Ross.]

Did Heidi sleep in that outfit

[Withano]

Awkward moment when Stacy was right art doesn't want to share with the gay boy

[Jake.]

Did Heidi sleep in that outfit

Did Coleen sleep in her own self-pity

[Denver]

Ray J is my new crush

[Firewire]

Ray is quite enjoyable isn't he

[Pete.]

She's still wearing that Illuminati jacket

[Firewire]

Loving the Oops lamp

[Jake.]

not everything needs to turn into a sextape, Ray

[Wizard.]

Ray J a secret TiBB member?

[Cal.]

Legend Nicola leading men astray just with her tits :clap1:

[Ross.]

Did Coleen sleep in her own self-pity

Yes

[Lostie!]

I love McCline <3

[Vanessa]

Ray is lovely. I really like him and i hope he makes the final. And he's gorgeous!

[Denver]

Stop slagging of Austin you homophobic Whitney killing bitch

[Withano]

Is Brandon a family friend to the bests?

[Vanessa]

Stacey looks a bit like Diana Ross.

[Glenn-C]

Spencer to be Stacy''s next Kill?

[Firewire]

BYE at Michelle getting a mention

[Amy Jade]

Kind hearted Heidi giving sour faced Stacy another chance :clap1:

[Ross.]

Not Whitney and now Michelle Obama getting brought into CBB

[Jake.]

are those spikes actually wired to bianca's skull

[Vanessa]

Wtf Bianca's hair? D:

[Cal.]

I'm obsessed with Bianca

[Firewire]

Which one's Bianca and which one's Nicola? We'll never know

[Vanessa]

Ray J is awake finally :joker:

[Shaun]

they're really getting these "talking about more famous celebrities that they know" stories out quickly aren't they

[RichardG]

oh the inside story on kim kardashian? wow i can't wait

[Amy Jade]

Which one's Bianca and which one's Nicola? We'll never know

Theyre both so fat and blonde innit

[Glenn-C]

Which one's Bianca and which one's Nicola? We'll never know
.

[Pete.]

Bianca's hair spikes need to go

[Mitchell]

Not Ray J wearing a trump hat

[Denver]

Theyre both so fat and blonde innit

Calm down Sam

[Jake.]

Theyre both so fat and blonde innit

i love chuff

[LukeB]

oh the inside story on kim kardashian? wow i can't wait

not Ray talking about trash.

[Mitchell]

Bianca's hair spikes need to go

They're making me feel ill :joker:

[Firewire]

i love chuff

I'm sure Chuff's grey

[Amy Jade]

Calm down Sam

:hehe:

[Vanessa]

Why is Ray sleeping on the couch? He can't control himself? :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Not here for that concept Coleen

[Vanessa]

Ray likes his beauty products :joker:

[Shaun]

*does not think about Ray's hairless balls*

[Jake.]

mess @ the eyemask

[Denver]

Ray is the star of the series

[Braden]

Spencer's been using Coco Montrese's powder?

[Vanessa]

A spray for his balls :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Ray is the star of the series

Not with Speidi present

[Jake.]

this reminds me of me & shaun in the caravan when the others popped to sainsbury's to get booze

[Vanessa]

Speidi plotting :devil:

[Wizard.]

My king and Queen think they're in BBUS bless them

[Denver]

Not with Speidi present

Went till he produces his own show later in the episode

[LukeB]

My king and Queen think they're in BBUS bless them

BBUS to ask them to appear?

[Firewire]

Lowkey liking the Bests

[Denver]

this reminds me of me & shaun in the caravan when the others popped to sainsbury's to get booze

Spare us the details please

[Ross.]

Mess at Ray J's cap

Cancelled?

[Ant.]

IsRay wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat

[Firewire]

Who knew LT was black

[Cal.]

Stacy defending Kim in case Kim watches it

[Jake.]

this is what they paid $1,000,000 for

this conversation

[Mitchell]

Ray Js hat doesn't say great, fingers crossed is it's a parody

[Amy Jade]

Stacy is trying to poach the Kardashian's to scientology :omgno:

[Shaun]

this reminds me of me & shaun in the caravan when the others popped to sainsbury's to get booze

cheers for that foot massage jake

[Ross.]

I'm Coleen's fur coat

[Jake.]

not ross coleen perching austin

[Vanessa]

Has Ray top been to a shredder? :joker:

[Headie]

Oop brandy promo

[Amy Jade]

Brandi needs Kanye to reinvent ha

[Mitchell]

Kim K to enter tomorrow?

[Brother Leon]

Ray's hat :joker:

[Jordan.]

Stacy trying to snatch Emma's job with these interview skills

[Denver]

Kim K to enter tomorrow?

Whitney next week?

[Vanessa]

I'm liking Ray today. That's more like it!

[Wizard.]

Not Brandy being the star of CBB19

[Amy Jade]

Angie does not look young sorry i guessed 70

[Oliver_W]

Did anyone catch what Kanye's hair removal cream was called? sounds pretty good!

[Shaun]

Jasmine >

[Jake.]

coleen hoping someone says her

[Amy Jade]

I love Jasmine :love:

[Wizard.]

Omg he creeps me out so much

[Mitchell]

coleen hoping someone says her

Broleen to rock the house to the core

[Pete.]

Austin getting his first airtime 23 minutes in :clap1:

[Mitchell]

Sammy Davis Jr who? Jasmine is the real Hollywood star

[Denver]

Ray J is already bored of ha

[Jake.]

is she describing elvis or coleen

[Ant.]

"That you fancy"
"That grates on you"

[Cal.]

Angie and Calum feels like such a weird relationship

[Mitchell]

Angie exposing her

[Vanessa]

Ray J is already bored of ha

he needs his beauty sleep :laugh:

[Ross.]

The spikes have to go

[Xtopher]

I'm loving Ang.

[Cal.]

I love Angie

[Lostie!]

"That you fancy"
"That grates on you"

:joker:

[Braden]

Day 2 and Spencer just got verbally eviscerated.

No need for him anymore after that character assassination.

[Vanessa]

Ray J is asleep :laugh:

[Jake.]

he needs his beauty sleep :laugh:

-gets ready to hear this excuse 249 times this series-

[Mitchell]

Ray J taking the forbidden fruit

[Ant.]

:joker:

I was screamin Jasmine vs James

[Black Dagger]

Ray J is great.

[Vanessa]

In and out, in and out! :joker:

[Ross.]

Coleen is appalled

[Mitchell]

She totes leaked it

[Vanessa]

Ray J is great.

He really is :joker:

[Shaun]

Nicola's taken the news that Angie didn't really kiss Elvis to heart

[Jordan.]

Not sobbing on day 2

[Firewire]

Coleen is appalled

Hopefully she'll walk

Miserable cow

[Cal.]

Nic :(

[Vanessa]

A party for his dog :laugh:

[Ross.]

Nicola's taken the news that Angie didn't really kiss Elvis to heart

:joker:

[Denver]

Ray J has clearly won

[Amy Jade]

Angie probably blew him in his dressing room

[Vanessa]

Callum , Elvis secret love child :joker:

[Jake.]

i kinda get ross stanning coleen given the similarity in personalities

[Lostie!]

Oh Nic, if you're not gonna sit at the top of the stairs screaming to go home I'm not interested.

[Vanessa]

Ray J has clearly won

When he's awake he's actually really funny :joker:

[Firewire]

i kinda get ross stanning coleen given the similarity in personalities

Yeah I can see this too

[Mitchell]

Nicola's taken the news that Angie didn't really kiss Elvis to heart

You wait until she finds out that Stacy hasn't actually had any hits

[Withano]

Is he jetlagged or lazy

[Ross.]

i kinda get ross stanning coleen given the similarity in personalities

I'm not in the house please stick to discussing housemates thanks xx

[Vanessa]

Is he jetlagged or lazy

Probably both :laugh:

[Firewire]

I'm not in the house please stick to discussing housemates thanks xx

ok ignoring her

[Jake.]

ok ignoring her

this

[Ross.]

Good

[Amy Jade]

What a bore is Calum. Edit the old hag out

[Cal.]

This task is really boring.

[LukeB]

Brandon getting his first air time after being edited out.

[Ross.]

Me caring about this task

[lewis111]

I'm just waiting to see what the real producers last minute decision in who to put up for eviction
The edited out housemates or the ones that aren't

[Jake.]

This task is really boring.

you've got a month of "WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHO" & gunging so make the most of it

[Amy Jade]

Yes get revenge on Calum :laugh2:

[Lostie!]

What a bore is Calum. Edit the old hag out

What on earth has she done to warrant that?

[LukeB]

This task is really boring.

I know ;/ i don't think they made effort with it.

[Vanessa]

Callum is really rattled :laugh:

[Cal.]

I don't remember Calum being this interesting in CBB15 so I guess that's why they've brought his mum in.

[Jordan.]

Ang and her son have got to go

[Brother Leon]

Here for Spencer exposing nice boy Calum.

[Amy Jade]

Nasty Angie admitting shes picking on poor Spencer

[Denver]

Ang and her son have got to go

Katie Price and Ha son to replace them?

[Mitchell]

Angie is smashing this

[Amy Jade]

Shut up stacy you beg

[Vanessa]

Angie is wrong. Others also playing a game.

[RichardG]

not here for the calum + his mum storyline

[Braden]

Here for a Calum and Stacy showmance.

[Ross.]

So when is the Pricey arriving

[Jordan.]

The fact Angie is gonna coast to the final cause no one will want to upset Calum :sleep:

[Jake.]

"i'm shook"

-half of tibb combusts-

[Firewire]

Omg can someone gif "I was shook. I was very very shook" me @ everything

[Withano]

I would love angie to bear her son

[Shaun]

they're really strict with this "no talking to the edited out HMs" rule aren't they

[Vanessa]

What's with Ray shredded clothes? :laugh:

[Mitchell]

Angie is wrong. Others also playing a game.

The others have some realness, spencer is fake, fake, fake

[Pete.]

I want Spencer out immediately Heidi is collateral damage

[Amy Jade]

Katie Price and Ha son to replace them?

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder509/69224509.jpg

Harvey is coming!

[Jake.]

The fact Angie is gonna coast to the final cause no one will want to upset Calum :sleep:

i mean you could give her more than a day & see if she goes far based on her own merit

[Lostie!]

The fact Angie is gonna coast to the final cause no one will want to upset Calum :sleep:

He'd be finally serving a purpose as a housemate then :clap2:

[Vanessa]

The others have some realness, spencer is fake, fake, fake

I think he's guarded but fake, no.

[Shaun]

:joker: Angie

[Mitchell]

I think he's guarded but fake, no.

He is completely a character, he does things to cause ****, not to be genuine

[Ross.]

Screaming at Jasmine

[Mitchell]

James Jordan being sexist?

[Jake.]

jasmine :joker:

[Jordan.]

i mean you could give her more than a day & see if she goes far based on her own merit

Well it's gonna happen either way soo

[Firewire]

Mess at Jasmine

Me when I bitch about someone in the EE thread and they find it

[Cal.]

Not my faves feuding.

[Vanessa]

He is completely a character, he does things to cause ****, not to be genuine

He's a wind up merchant.

[Ross.]

Not Coleen getting the gossip on Whitney

[Jason.]

James' fake cackle :bored:

[Natalie.]

Who said 1 day?

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine :laugh:

Speidi have competition for my fave

[Braden]

Not Whitney.

[Denver]

Stacy and Coleen plotting to murder Ray J?

[Jake.]

Well it's gonna happen either way soo

soo i guess you'll just have to enjoy the angie experience!

[Amy Jade]

Who said 1 day?

Jazzy Waltz

[Wizard.]

Coleen siding with murderer Stacy Francis?

[Mitchell]

Stacy for loose women

[Denver]

Stacy for loose women

We dont want that Whitney murdering bitch on TV thanks

[Amy Jade]

Why is Stacy making icon Whitney's death about her?

[Firewire]

I'm kind of loving the cast

[Cal.]

It feels so contrived. Ray J discussing Kim and Stacy discussing Whitney in the same episode just feels contrived. Last series I complained because I wanted to hear the celebrities' stories and not watch Bear's antics but this feels different. Angie describing meeting Elvis was interesting.

[Jake.]

-whitney rises from the tub to extract her revenge-

[LukeB]

Why is Stacy making icon Whitney's death about her?

Because she's desperate for air time because after all she's only there because of Whitney and Ray.

[Mitchell]

Coleen grabbing pussy :o

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5519173.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Coleen-Nolan.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why is Stacy making icon Whitney's death about her?

Because she's explaining from her side about the feud, not the death.

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine was right. 1 day and shes crying. Do one Mclean

[Denver]

Coleen grabbing pussy :o

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5519173.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Coleen-Nolan.jpg

She has stole the cats eye/ Calls RSPCA

[Brother Leon]

One day.... grow up.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

To be fair I personally didn't care about whitneys personal drama I just loved her and her music :bawling:

[Shaun]

leave then?

[Jordan.]

Nicola can leave she isn't needed in this cast

[Lostie!]

I love how one second Jasmine's expressing remorse and the next she's saying "Jesus Christ **** off!!" :laugh2:

[Cal.]

Everyone leave Nic alone she's a full time mam.

[Denver]

Everyone leave Nic alone she's a full time mam.

She is only a mum when it suits her

[Xtopher]

our first walker :fc:

[Jason.]

Tbf to Jasmine, it has been a day and it's not the first time Nicola has done it

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh please you've gone on holiday and did not see your kids for longer, Nicola

[Ross.]

Wow Coleen is about to spill hot tea get ready

[Pete.]

I'd rather watch Nicole meltdown than James, Austin, Speidi be extra thanks

[Amy Jade]

When people were dragging Jasmine's comeback and she's the truthsay and star of episode 2

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Speak it Jasmine

[Jake.]

Wow Coleen is about to spill hot tea get ready

the only tea she'd spill would be purposely over our julie the spiteful cow

[Firewire]

Not enough (RedOne!) Heidi!

[Cal.]

She is only a mum when it suits her

I'm sorry, I seemed to have missed when you became an expert on Nicola McLean's home life?http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/cbb16_bots_nicolamclean.jpg

[Ross.]

the only tea she'd spill would be purposely over our julie the spiteful cow

:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

So spencer has finished winding Stacey up now he's looking for the next prey. Stop for once Spencer.

[Denver]

I'm sorry, I seemed to have missed when you became an expert on Nicola McLean's home life?http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/cbb16_bots_nicolamclean.jpg

I'm the nanny

[LukeB]

Mess Austin hasn't been featured at all this episode, probably because he hasn't bitched about speidi today.

[Shaun]

James is great with the alphabet

[Lostie!]

Ugh I hate how Austin says "fuuhkin ell", the stupid prick.

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine needs to just stay on her own she doesn't need a romantic angle

[Ant.]

Can Jamie be grateful he's in the presence of Speidi?

[Jake.]

NOT that accent

[Amy Jade]

Spencer clocking Coleen :clap1:

[Jordan.]

Not Coleen clocked already

[Cal.]

Speidi spilling the tea on vile Coz :clap1:

[LukeB]

ColeenExposedParty

[Denver]

Jedward is gonna **** them u tomorrow

[Ross.]

Not these lies about Coleen!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Dammit spencer. Speak about your judo training it's quite admirable. Stop trying to stir

[Firewire]

Yas Spencer

[Jason.]

Coleen > Spencer

[Shaun]

oh look we're getting another Speidi vs. The House series

that didn't kill 11 at all

[Brother Leon]

Don't really want any additions tomorrow. Especially if it is Jedward and Price.

[LukeB]

Coleen > Spencer

Bigot Nolan is gross :nono:

[Cal.]

I ADORE Jasmine this time :love:

[Xtopher]

Please do that

[Vanessa]

Nice to see more of Ray. I knew he had potential.

[Lostie!]

"We should hold hands and stuff. Just to mess with Spencer, obviously."

https://media.tenor.co/images/e45b035d756e6a845ec70d3693c76aeb/raw

[Cal.]

"We should hold hands and stuff. Just to mess with Spencer, obviously."

https://media.tenor.co/images/e45b035d756e6a845ec70d3693c76aeb/raw

:joker::joker:

[Natalie.]

"We should hold hands and stuff. Just to mess with Spencer, obviously."

https://media.tenor.co/images/e45b035d756e6a845ec70d3693c76aeb/raw

:joker::joker:

[Jason.]

Bigot Nolan is gross :nono:

Mess I just saw the thread. Keep her.

(altho Spencer is gross too)

[Cherie]

Jasmine is so desperate :hee: and what has she done to herself she used to be pretty