Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Thread CH5 9pm 08/01

[Denver]

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[Denver]

About to start.

[RichardG]

"want to see coleen nolan twerk" no not really

[Ross.]

Omg Nic is here :clap1:

[LukeB]

"want to see coleen nolan twerk" no not really

[2]

[arista]

Ch5HD


Fight Fight Fight

[Ross.]

The Dua promo :clap1:

[lewis111]

Omg Coleen is becoming amazing

[LukeB]

Dua Lipa promo?

[Denver]

Callum you made a carer of ****ing and dumping so dont moan

[Lostie!]

I'm here for this Jasmine / Nicola feud

[lewis111]

From what we've seen Coleen made a tiny comment and Calum is totally over reacting cause nothing else will happen to him

[Jake.]

this ep looks great

[Rob!]

I am beyond here for Jasmine vs Nicola.

I also love that Speidi aren't even the main stars of this series. Spencer is trying. So very hard.

[lewis111]

Bianca is going right downhill

[Black Dagger]

Austin is dire.

[Denver]

Jedward are kings

[Jake.]

meanwhile James C is praying for lightening to strike

[Greg!]

James Jordan is so ****ing annoying sooking Spencer's bum TWAT

[Headie]

Where the hell has Stacy gone

[Cal.]

Nicola stirring :clap1:

[Greg!]

I'm Nicola getting some air in here

[lewis111]

Can he not just go into the bedroom

[Black Dagger]

He's a state.

[Ross.]

Nicola trolling :clap1:

[Brother Leon]

Austin is losing the plot :joker:

[Pete.]

Austin is an angry twerp

[Denver]

Austin is right

[Wizard.]

Nicola <3

[Rob!]

We don't want air in here :laugh2:

[Rob!]

Air is essential for survival :nono:

[lewis111]

He's literally just looking for an argument there is no issue with an open door

[Black Dagger]

I don't mind James at all this series tbh.

[Jake.]

austin's a mess

he's completely bitten

[Black Dagger]

Oh nevermind. Take it back.

[Wizard.]

Sexist prick

[Denver]

He's literally just looking for an argument there is no issue with an open door

You felt the weather

[Kazanne]

Callum you made a carer of ****ing and dumping so dont moan

He's already said he wants to change ,so ,maybe he wants to.

[Rob!]

Oh nevermind. Take it back.

You silly sausage

[Lostie!]

James is such a spineless little ****, causes **** and can't take a shred of responsibility.

[Greg!]

James is just talking ****e on purpose to try and be relevant HOW SAD

[Cal.]

I love how Nicola just did that to stir the pot herself then walked off. Legend!

[Brother Leon]

Spencer skipping away then :joker:

[RichardG]

oh is james jordan about to be controversial~ i can barely contain my excitement

[MTVN]

I am all for winding up Austin to be the new house sport

[Kazanne]

James is such a spineless little ****, causes **** and can't take a shred of responsibility.

Yes,spot on ,hiding behind Spencer and whoever is near.

[Headie]

Stacy queen of feminism :clap1:

[Pete.]

I love how Nicola just did that to stir the pot herself then walked off. Legend!
True Pete Burns tactics

http://i.imgur.com/tftOhQ1.gif

[LukeB]

He's literally just looking for an argument there is no issue with an open door

This, as Spencer said he walks around in just his underwear so there's no way he can be cold. You think he would want air since that's part of surviving since he made such a fuss over bottled water acting like he's going to die.

[Greg!]

Here for James J being a surprise first boot

[Vanessa]

Spencer throwing James under the bus! :laugh3:

[Cal.]

True Pete Burns tactics

http://i.imgur.com/tftOhQ1.gif

We've found a successor at last :clap1:

[MTVN]

James was just challenging Spencer tbf, its not like the whole thing was his idea

[Shaun]

Jedward should start an Experience Days business. "We'll get some dude to make out with ya, massage ya or something"

[Lostie!]

He's literally just looking for an argument there is no issue with an open door

As opposed to going out of your way to provoke someone? I dislike Austin but looking for an argument was exactly what they were doing.

[Rob!]

I'm not that keen on Jedward tbh

[Vanessa]

Pizza! :amazed:

[Jake.]

i love the bathroom

[LukeB]

As opposed to going out of your way to provoke someone? I dislike Austin but looking for an argument was exactly what they were doing.

it's Austin who looks for an argument

[Cal.]

I love this :clap1:

[MTVN]

Dream task tbh

[LukeB]

i love the bathroom

It's probably my favourite one yet from C5.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"austin, i got a special piece for you"

[Jake.]

they'll probably use the food they regurgitate for a gunge task in a weeks time

[Jake.]

It's probably my favourite one yet from C5.

easily

[Xtopher]

my stomach hurts just thinking about eating all that

[Lostie!]

it's Austin who looks for an argument

Sure he does, I never defended him, my point was Spencer, James and Nicola were doing exactly that in that situation and personal opinions on the housemates involved doesn't change that.

[Rob!]

I'd be fuming if I was Bianca, I love pizza.

[RichardG]

edgy

[Denver]

James J disgusts me

[Shaun]

oh so jake's thread wasn't out of context then

[Cal.]

Oh he's joking.

[Vanessa]

James Jordan :oh:

[Rob!]

I love Question Time

[Brother Leon]

James Cosmo having to teach James Jordan how to be a gent.

[MTVN]

James satirising sexist attitudes :clap2:

[Shaun]

bants

[Denver]

Jasmine should not get airtime

[LukeB]

Sure he does, I never defended him, my point was Spencer, James and Nicola were doing exactly that in that situation and personal opinions on the housemates involved doesn't change that.

It was mainly Spencer and James J, Nicola wasn't that involved and got told off for just walking in on our own account. but it was nothing. Austin was just being a moody arsehole who pretended he was cold.

[Lostie!]

wacky wind up merchant James :joker:

:idc:

[Wizard.]

James tries too hard.

[Shaun]

a purple velvet jumpsuit? amazing

[Jake.]

#1939banter

[Jake.]

King Cosmo

[Ross.]

Not the GC's Shetland pony making his return

[Cal.]

Ahh James dragging the housemates hshsh

[Denver]

James C is a legend

[LukeB]

Is it the same pony Gemma Collins had?

[MTVN]

I am the Lord Commander

[Rob!]

King Cosmo

[Lostie!]

It was mainly Spencer and James J, Nicola wasn't that involved and got told off for just walking in on our own account. but it was nothing. Austin was just being a moody arsehole who pretended he was cold.

Nicola knew exactly what she was doing. And tbf, Austin asked Heidi if they can close the door before the drama started, it was after that they decided to keep opening it for the sole purpose of riling him up which is pathetic regardless of which ones you like.

You're biased, I dislike all involved so I can see it for what it was :cool:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Is this all Jasmine is about? Does she know no man will ever respect her?

[Ross.]

Is it the same pony Gemma Collins had?

He was called Tony too so yes :joker:

[Jake.]

mess @ the music

[Shaun]

not tony being more famous than stacy </3

[Cal.]

Not this epic action movie music for Tony's stroll round la garden

[Kazanne]

Aw,Love Tony the pony xxx

[karl100589]

Love the overdramatic music.

[Rob!]

I don't understand why the music is so dramatic

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tHE PONY

[MTVN]

not tony being more famous than stacy </3

:joker:

[Lostie!]

I missed Tony last time because I'd abandoned the series so here for his return <3

[Cal.]

That reminded me of Tiff

[karl100589]

I don't understand why the music is so dramatic

Probably a reference to Cosmo being on Game of Thrones.

[Rob!]

Gemma Collins has let herself go

[Ross.]

I missed Tony last time because I'd abandoned the series so here for his return <3

Wow you missed the best moment of CBB17

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

if this series ended tomorrow it would already be so much better than CBB18

[Lostie!]

Wow you missed the best moment of CBB17

No I saw Angie's meltdown actually :)

[Rob!]

if this series ended tomorrow it would already be so much better than CBB18

It managed that by the first ad break on launch night

[Kazanne]

Nicola knew exactly what she was doing. And tbf, Austin asked Heidi if they can close the door before the drama started, it was after that they decided to keep opening it for the sole purpose of riling him up which is pathetic regardless of which ones you like.

You're biased, I dislike all involved so I can see it for what it was :cool:

Well said Lostie,it was clear to see what they were doing:wavey:

[Jake.]

if this series ended tomorrow it would already be so much better than CBB18

If it ended two weeks ago it'd be better than CBB18

[Rob!]

Tony the Pony trending :clap1:

[Denver]

Cosmo could be the dark horse as long as he gets screen time

[LukeB]

Nicola knew exactly what she was doing. And tbf, Austin asked Heidi if they can close the door before the drama started, it was after that they decided to keep opening it for the sole purpose of riling him up which is pathetic regardless of which ones you like.

You're biased, I dislike all involved so I can see it for what it was :cool:

It's not their fault Austin is some miserable arsehole who takes things seriously. If he can walk around in his underwear then he can cope with a little bit of air. it's harmless and did nothing wrong, not bias at all, Austin is miserable trying to start something over nothing when he's not that bothered even if he did ask Heidi, doesn't mean he was cold.

[LukeB]

Wow you missed the best moment of CBB17

Tiffany's reaction to david's dead >

[Denver]

Not Brandon getting Airtime

[Shaun]

nice of Brandon to give 'Body Language' a bit of promo

[Cal.]

They all have to dance for 30 seconds with her in the house on her own?

[Jake.]

where is the pony

[Rob!]

This is a really good task tbh

[LukeB]

crying...but no tears.. interesting.

[Rob!]

Is Austin even faking this though

[Denver]

I dont see how he will do this

[Jake.]

This is a really good task tbh

truth

[Ross.]

Coleen is me at the club

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great track

[Denver]

Jedward has saved this series

[Jake.]

LOL

the vt's use worse music tbf

[Rob!]

Cosmo raving :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ugh they should have put denise in instead of coleen to pull calum's towel down

[MTVN]

James C dropping Es in the corner

[Cal.]

I loved that.

[Rob!]

James C dropping Es in the corner

:joker:

[lewis111]

Kinda liked that task tbh

[LukeB]

That was great

[Ross.]

ugh they should have put denise in instead of coleen to pull calum's towel down

:joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

Replace Nicola with Tony the Pony imo

[Firewire]

I loved that task

[Jake.]

ugh they should have put denise in instead of coleen to pull calum's towel down

:joker:

[lewis111]

Ffs they're getting even more parties and treats than usual this week

[Jake.]

James C dropping Es in the corner

:joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

It's not their fault Austin is some miserable arsehole who takes things seriously. If he can walk around in his underwear then he can cope with a little bit of air. it's harmless and did nothing wrong, not bias at all, Austin is miserable trying to start something over nothing when he's not that bothered even if he did ask Heidi, doesn't mean he was cold.

It's absolutely their fault if they're intentionally trying to provoke a rise out of someone (even if that someone happens to be a dickhead). You keep saying Austin was trying to start something but that's exactly what they were doing and if you don't see that then yes, you're biased.

We're going around in circles anyway (as any discussion with "harmless" Spencer is probably destined to tbh).

[Crimson Dynamo]

Classicbb task

[Denver]

Stacy knowing her only chance to survive is a showmance?

[Pete.]

Desperate to be Tiff?

[Cal.]

Ffs they're getting even more parties and treats than usual this week

They need alcohol for most of the kick offs!

[Denver]

Stacy is literally so boring

[Jake.]

the "fire" being his chest pains?

[Shaun]

so basically Stacy wants a smack

[Denver]

Tune

[Cal.]

So anyway Bianca is cancelled for this being one of her favourite tunes

[Ross.]

This isn't Tears

[Rob!]

The fire seems to be on a safety lighter so far

[Firewire]

I'm Stacy dancing

[Cal.]

Omg I thought that was Calum grinding on his mam then

[Rob!]

Why is this anybody's favourite song

[Kazanne]

bet james wouldnt like his missus dancing like that with one of the guys,lol

[Denver]

They need more episodes like this

[Jake.]

ok this is a bop tbf

[Rob!]

bet james wouldnt like his missus dancing like that with one of the guys,lol

I doubt he'd mind if it was with somebody Cosmo's age

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Horny black girl in the hizzouse

[Jason.]

They need alcohol for most of the kick offs!

When will bottled water and air

[Denver]

Angie needs to go this week

[Cal.]

So anyway Bianca is cancelled for this being one of her favourite tunes

This Girl saved her :clap1:

[Denver]

Callum shut up

[Shaun]

I know they're a bit showbiz but it must be so boring to have to wear the same outfit as each other all the time (Jedward)

[LukeB]

It's absolutely their fault if they're intentionally trying to provoke a rise out of someone (even if that someone happens to be a dickhead). You keep saying Austin was trying to start something but that's exactly what they were doing and if you don't see that then yes, you're biased.

We're going around in circles anyway (as any discussion with "harmless" Spencer is probably destined to tbh).

which is harmless because it's only fun so maybe Austin should learn to cope with it and have fun instead of taking things so seriously because after all it's only air which helps you survive like he keeps banging on about. There'e a different between what Spencer is doing and Austin. not bias at all just saying what i'm seeing. Didn't say Spencer is harmless (but he isn't a nasty person) but the whole thing is about air so it;s stupid.

[MTVN]

bet james wouldnt like his missus dancing like that with one of the guys,lol

Every week on strictly

[Kazanne]

I doubt he'd mind if it was with somebody Cosmo's age

Oh he would,lol

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Stacy knowing her only chance to survive is a showmance?

Is it though? She seems liked now. She's done nothingn wrong as of late

[LukeB]

This isn't Tears

Tears being paid dust.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Get over Yourself Callum and let mama Angie get her freak on

[Denver]

Is it though? She seems liked now. She's done nothingn wrong as of late

She hasnt got a fanbase so will leave over most of them

[Rob!]

Not Fake Tears

[Glenn-C]

Does Edward have to wear his hair flat so they can tell them apart or something

[LukeB]

Not Fake Tears

Austin's debut song?

[Ross.]

Tears being paid dust.

It always is </3

[Denver]

Does Edward have to wear his hair flat so they can tell them apart or something

They actually wear it flat alot

[LukeB]

It always is </3

That should have been number #1 for 10 weeks. (I do like rockabye) but i prefer Tears.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Callum forced drama

[LukeB]

This episode has gone too quick.

[Lostie!]

which is harmless because it's only fun so maybe Austin should learn to cope with it and have fun instead of taking things so seriously because after all it's only air which helps you survive like he keeps banging on about. There'e a different between what Spencer is doing and Austin. not bias at all just saying what i'm seeing. Didn't say Spencer is harmless (but he isn't a nasty person) but the whole thing is about air so it;s stupid.

If it's between friends perhaps. It's clearly malicious when the people involved hate each other.

I can't sit at home with the door open atm either, it was open for a few minutes earlier while someone was leaving and I was cold as hell. If I wanted the fresh air I could go to the garden. Same applies in there. :shrug:

Long story short (because this discussion reached an impasse ages ago): Spencer and Austin are both massive twats :spin:

[Rob!]

Mess that BB made them do this

[Denver]

Jamie is a icon

[Cal.]

Nicola clocked Jasmine :clap1:

[Shaun]

Jasmine >>>>> Nicola

[Pete.]

:laugh2:

[Oaker]

Nicola is the first boot confirmed </3

[Denver]

Nicola to do an impression of herself?

[Cal.]

I ADORE Nicola :love:

[Rob!]

Nicola is messy

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why is everyone ahead of me :bawling:

[Lostie!]

For someone who loves mouthing off about others, Nicola sure has a bloody thin skin.

[Jake.]

the card actually reads "Coleen, from now you must be a good housemate" but she couldn't do the impossible

[Firewire]

Coleen is vomit inducing

[Denver]

Callum isnt even hot

[Rob!]

Jasmine queen of reconciliation

[Cal.]

the card actually reads "Coleen, from now you must be a good housemate" but she couldn't do the impossible

iM SCREAMING

[Ross.]

A hot mess

[MTVN]

Coleen's still got it

[Rob!]

God I wish Cosmo had got that

[Firewire]

the card actually reads "Coleen, from now you must be a good housemate" but she couldn't do the impossible

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Spencer reads like a year 2 pupil

[LukeB]

If it's between friends perhaps. It's clearly malicious when the people involved hate each other.

I can't sit at home with the door open atm either, it was open for a few minutes earlier while someone was leaving and I was cold as hell. If I wanted the fresh air I could go to the garden. Same applies in there. :shrug:

Long story short (because this discussion reached an impasse ages ago): Spencer and Austin are both massive twats :spin:

Spencer hasn't even stated he dislikes/hates Austin. he really hasn't got any feelings to him at all. It's Austin who has the issue with Spencer since pre-show.

[Denver]

Coleen's still got it

She never had it

[Cal.]

Spencer sounds like he's performing the primary school nativity

[LukeB]

Spencer can read to my anytime.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ew Coleen

[Amy Jade]

Spencers question ffs hes hilarious

[Lostie!]

"I love you so much ... until you damage my ego later"

[LukeB]

Spencers question ffs hes hilarious

:clap2:

[Oaker]

I'm surprised by the fact that I actually don't mind Jamie

[Jake.]

james was literally just telling him to change

[Brother Leon]

I can't judge or anything, but I swear Calum isn't This sex god?

[Denver]

Jamie is 10x hotter the Callum

[LukeB]

I'm surprised by the fact that I actually don't mind Jamie

Same but if he gets in a showmance (he does seem like a showmance type) then he sucks.

[Cal.]

james was literally just telling him to change

I just thought.

[Rob!]

Bye at all of the negative argument probing questions in that pile. Just when you think they might be learning

[Denver]

Callum acting like a **** for airtime

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Aw poor Jamie

[Firewire]

Shut the **** up Coleen

[Amy Jade]

Calum offended because he's not Coleens fave :laugh: grow up

[Ross.]

Wow Coleen has them both after her :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Calum needs to go

[Cal.]

Coleen causing a drama AGAIN. A vicious mare.

[lewis111]

Wtf is Calum even annoyed at

[Pete.]

Coleen ruined Calum's chance of winning :clap2:

[Denver]

Hopefully will get Callum noms :fc:

[LukeB]

Coleen ruined Calum's chance of winning :clap2:

It's Calum so I doubt it.

[Firewire]

I want Coleen to get the Jale treatment

[iRyan]

Oh leave it Stacy

[Cal.]

Coleen ruined Calum's chance of winning :clap2:

Babes he only needs to get out of bed with morning glory in tomorrow's highlights and he'll back the fave!

[MTVN]

Wtf is Calum even annoyed at

Think he's annoyed at Coleen saying he's the one man stand type as opposed to Jamie being the relationship guy

[Jason.]

Poor Stacy

[Rob!]

She's going to go make it worse :joker:

[LukeB]

Babes he only needs to get out of bed with morning glory in tomorrow's highlights and he'll back the fave!

Didn't his nudes just leak as well?

[Denver]

Callum does not have the balls to say it to their face just runs away like a little girl and bitch

[Lostie!]

"Don't give a ****"

The tantrum would suggest otherwise

[iRyan]

Oh my god Stacy is cringe

[Firewire]

Calum is so boring

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jamie is hotter than calum

[Amy Jade]

Calum annoyed at his reason for being famous :laugh:

[Shaun]

can we have Tony back, this is boring

[Jake.]

"Don't give a ****"

The tantrum would suggest otherwise

pretty much

[Rob!]

A tad pathetic

[Niamh.]

Oh Callum is an idiot

[Denver]

jamie is hotter than calum

The tea has been spilt

[Ross.]

Was Calum always this annoying

[Firewire]

Why are Jedward there lmao

[Jake.]

leaving the water to run