TiBB's The Bachelor Season 4 Game Thread

[Amy Jade]

Ashley </3 Super </3 Dan </3

[LukeB]

Dan-X and ha return?

[Will.]

A secret house lay next door!

[y.winter]

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[Amy Jade]

Save and replace?

[Will.]

Two contestant have been living there in secret, watching your every move and learning what people think about them.

[Wizard.]

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[y.winter]

:omgno:

[Will.]

It's THE R&R SAFE HOUSE!

[Will.]

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[Wizard.]

Ronnie & Rox their return from the dead to kill off sisters/not-so-sisterly rivals Kim & Denise?

[LukeB]

It's THE R&R SAFE HOUSE!

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[Will.]

Jordynn (Daniel-X) was faked eliminated and sent to live in the safe house!

And he had the power to select one girl to live with!

Jodie Marsh (Cal.) was selected and lived in the party filled house!

[y.winter]

Praying to god
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[Withano]

(I'm not sure what the rules are about non-contestants commenting on these threads but I've been keeping up with this and its bloody brilliant!)

[Will.]

and TONIGHT THERE BACK FOR A BATTLE TO THE DEATH SHOWDOWN!

[LukeB]

not will making the families see their children die

[y.winter]

not will making the families see their children die

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

(I'm not sure what the rules are about non-contestants commenting on these threads but I've been keeping up with this and its bloody brilliant!)

I almost asked you to be my long lost relative too! </3

[Wizard.]

and TONIGHT THERE BACK IN BATTLE TO THE DEATH SHOWDOWN!

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[Will.]

IT'S JORDYNN (Daniel-X) and JODIE MARSH (CAL.)!

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[Amy Jade]

Welcome back Dan x

[Wizard.]

Welcome back Dan! Sorry Jamie that you had no revenge after all </3

[Cal.]

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[LukeB]

Dan-X getting a secret parachute?

[y.winter]

Welcome back Dan :hug:

[LukeB]

Welcome back Dan :love:

[Will.]

Jordynn (Daniel-X) will be eliminating one of the girls!

[Cal.]

I don't think she's here I'm screaming

[Will.]

We have about 10 guests viewing the game atm.

[Cal.]

I do know who she's giving the chop though https://49.media.tumblr.com/47750d03e6a5d5b6dbd1793b66bfaa7b/tumblr_nqnxvcZH971tfkb3fo1_250.gif

[Wizard.]

Jordynn (Daniel-X) will be eliminating one of the girls!

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[y.winter]

Bring it on
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[Will.]

Whilst we wait we will visit Winnie's (y.winter) hometown!

[Cal.]

My family member was Danielle. I thought we would be visiting the home towns before she returned.

[Wizard.]

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[y.winter]

Oh, hi there. I wasn't expecting you :hehe:

[Will.]

We're in Luton, UK.
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[LukeB]

oooh i've never been to Luton

[Wizard.]

Isn't there an airport in Luton? That's all I know TBH

[y.winter]

(pretending like I've been to more places in Luton other than its airport:laugh:)

[Will.]

Unfortunately most of Winnie's family members are to drunk to appear on camera.

[y.winter]

I don't remember Marc being a relative :fist:

[Will.]

However I believe his cousin, Trisha is here today.

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[LukeB]

Any custard creams here?

[Daniel-X]

*struts in, bag over her shoulder, a smirk across her face 'bet you birches never thought you'd see me again.' blows a kiss to Luke.*

[Will.]

Jordynn it's time for you to eliminate one of the contestants!

Please give reasons.

[LukeB]

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[Amy Jade]

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[Daniel-X]

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Okay, this has been a really hard decision. I think all four left gave really earned the place so I couldn't really just eliminate someone based on their gameplay, I am eliminating someone on who I think is the biggest threat. I'm really sorry but the person I'm eliminating is Amy, I ADORE you (please know that xxx) but you've won so many games and you're such a good competitor that I'm voting you out purely strategically. You're a BRILLIANT player of these games on TIBB and this the biggest threat. :(

Please don't take this personally, love you babe.

[Will.]

Stassi (Amy Jade) you have been eliminated!

Thank you so much for playing! :love:

[y.winter]

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Not Amy :love::sad:

[Cal.]

:(

Sorry to see you go in 5th place Amy. Well done for getting so far! :love:

[LukeB]

:omgno:

Amy </3 sorry to see you go :love:

[Amy Jade]

I knew.

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[Amy Jade]

Can i make a parting comment?

[Wizard.]

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Bye Stassi you were definely one to watch! Thanks for not eliminating me Jordynn!

[Will.]

Yes.

[Will.]

Next up! We're heading to Riley's house in Essex.

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[Will.]

I believe Riley's cousin, Kennedy is here.

[Jamie89]

Sorry I'm late, I'm here for Winter!!

[LukeB]

oh shaat up, is chloe sims coming?

[Will.]

Hi Trisha!

[Jamie89]

After I died I found out we're related

[Amy Jade]

I just want Luke to take on board what I say.

Remember who put effort into tasks, remember who turned up every night and tried their hardest and don't let this be a popularity contest. Winter or Riley deserve to win this.

Good luck to both of those girls and the other two, I hope your dildos get dipped in acid.

[y.winter]

I love how down to earth and poor with a chav cousin I am :pipe:

[Jamie89]

Omg yes Dan :clap1: :love:

Sorry to see you go Amy, you did brilliantly :love:

[Wizard.]

Next up! We're heading to Riley's house in Essex.

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[Cal.]

I put effort in though, hmm. Pretty sure I was the only one who did anything for a task one night when none of you showed up!

[Wizard.]

I just want Luke to take on board what I say.

Remember who put effort into tasks, remember who turned up every night and tried their hardest and don't let this be a popularity contest. Winter or Riley deserve to win this.

Good luck to both of those girls and the other two, I hope your dildos get dipped in acid.

Thank you princess <3

[Daniel-X]

I just want Luke to take on board what I say.

Remember who put effort into tasks, remember who turned up every night and tried their hardest and don't let this be a popularity contest. Winter or Riley deserve to win this.

Good luck to both of those girls and the other two, I hope your dildos get dipped in acid.

Wow, okay. Didn't realise this would be taken as such a personal attack.

[Jamie89]

I've only got a few mins btw because I'm on my phone and the batterys low if I need to do anything

[y.winter]

Amy :love: We will always remember you :hug:

[Will.]

I've only got a few mins btw because I'm on my phone and the batterys low if I need to do anything

No it's okay, maybe some final words.

[Amy Jade]

I put effort in though, hmm. Pretty sure I was the only one who did anything for a task one night when none of you showed up!

Wow, okay. Didn't realise this would be taken as such a personal attack.

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[Jamie89]

No it's okay, maybe some final words.
Ok, in that case I'll go to save my battery and log back on when I'm home

[Cal.]

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[Wizard.]

Statement
Unfortunately on the way here my beloved cousin Kennedy was involved in a car crash and due to major head injuries is suffering a coma at Essex General in the intensive care unit. We pray for Kennedys recovery at this tragic time.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/30/article-2225142-15C0B09F000005DC-179_634x452.jpg
Pictured from left to right: Me and Kennedy

[LukeB]

Will, i'm going to cook food and i will read this thread back when i return, so if i need to do something kik me

[Daniel-X]

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[Will.]

Will, i'm going to cook food and i will read this thread back when i return, so if i need to do something kik me

Okay.

[y.winter]

Will, i'm going to cook food and i will read this thread back when i return, so if i need to do something kick me

I love fifty shades of grey

[Amy Jade]

Thank you princess <3

Amy :love: We will always remember you :hug:

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Gorgeous. Win this!

[Will.]

We're heading to London to meet Jordynn's and Jodie Marsh grandmas.

Carol and Dorris are here.



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[Amy Jade]

Awkward he cant even be arsed to meet her fam :hehe:

[Wizard.]

We're heading to London to meet Jordynn's and Jodie Marsh grandmas.

Carol and Dorris are here.



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I love the Nolan sisters!

[Cal.]

I thought Stassi was eliminated a few moments ago? She seems to still be here!

[Will.]

Carol and Dorris speak to the cameras about their granddaughters:


Carol - Jordynn is a lovely girl with a very kind heart! Luke would be a stunning hunk for my girl, she has fiery temper and is owner of a very successful business, also appearing on 21 reality TV shows. I've found the other girls quite unbearable if I may say, me and the girls at bingo are not happy with some of that lot. Bunch of fat bitches who look like trout faced tramps if you ask me! Big shout out to Winnie and Carol, fantastic contestants!

Dorris - My Jodie is a beautiful, cheeky, fun, partying loving chick who adores Luke as you can see. One of the nicest contestants on this year. Jodie helps out at 3 charities and has not long come back from Africa where she adopted to beautiful young girls. My Jodie also volunteers as a nurse in the hospital and helps the sick. She also volunteers at the local church and helps out! Jodie recently had boob surgery and I think they look fantastic, Luke would be a lucky man!

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[Daniel-X]

Does Stassi have nothing better to do?

[Amy Jade]

Nope!

[Cal.]

Carol and Dorris speak to the cameras about their granddaughters:


Carol - Jordynn is a lovely girl with a very kind heart! Luke would be a stunning hunk for my girl, she has fiery temper and is owner of a very successful business, also appearing on 21 reality TV shows. I've found the other girls quite unbearable if I may say, me and the girls are bingo are not happy with some of that. Bunch of fat bitches who look like trout faced tramps! if you ask me. Big shout out to Winnie and Carol, fantastic contestants!

Dorris - My Jodie is a beautiful, cheeky, fun, partying love chick who adores Luke as you can see. One of the nicest contestants on this year. Jodie helps out at 3 charities and has not long come back from Africa where she adopted to beautiful young girls. My Jodie also volunteers as a nurse in the hospital and helps the sick. She also volunteers at the local church and helps out! Jodie recently had boob surgery and I think they look fantastic, Luke would be a lucky man!

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous words.

[Daniel-X]

Carol and Dorris speak to the cameras about their granddaughters:


Carol - Jordynn is a lovely girl with a very kind heart! Luke would be a stunning hunk for my girl, she has fiery temper and is owner of a very successful business, also appearing on 21 reality TV shows. I've found the other girls quite unbearable if I may say, me and the girls are bingo are not happy with some of that. Bunch of fat bitches who look like trout faced tramps! if you ask me. Big shout out to Winnie and Carol, fantastic contestants!

Dorris - My Jodie is a beautiful, cheeky, fun, partying love chick who adores Luke as you can see. One of the nicest contestants on this year. Jodie helps out at 3 charities and has not long come back from Africa where she adopted to beautiful young girls. My Jodie also volunteers as a nurse in the hospital and helps the sick. She also volunteers at the local church and helps out! Jodie recently had boob surgery and I think they look fantastic, Luke would be a lucky man!

Miss Stassi is shook that me and Jodie actually contributed

[Wizard.]

Oops I didn't know we had to make people up I thought we had to actually get other members to play our family?

[Will.]

Oops I didn't know we had to make people up I thought we had to actually get other members to play our family?

Either was fine! They did it because no members would be online at the time for them.

[Wizard.]

Either was fine! They did it because no members would be online at the time for them.

Yeah same for me.

[Will.]

Tonight's rose ceremony will take place at 10:45PM!

All girls are welcome to drinks with Luke which will take on the thread right now in the run up to ceremony.

[Will.]

Yeah same for me.

A member of your family can still release a statement if you wish!

[Amy Jade]

I love my new top

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[Wizard.]

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My cousin Kennedy has recorded a tape for me in the intensive care unit:

Kennedy Michelle Melanie C Tinashe Scary Spice Halliwell: "My cousin Riley Heidi Victoria CupcaKke Baby Bunton Beckham is the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. Born with a hump back and only developing a double A breast cup size by the age of 19 she has come a long way from humble beginnings! Riley loves to party it up in Party City but she also loves a quiet night in with a glass of Rosé. She's also fiercely loyal and will never break a promise. I fear that these other ladies are just on the show for money and fame, but Riley already has those things, so I know she's really their for Luke's affection. The family would really love him as he seems like a sweet soul and a genuine gem. So give her the damn Rose innit!"

[y.winter]

Well hello there LukeB you handsom man. Fancy a... Cherry Tango?
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please bare with me :hehe:

[LukeB]

Well hello there LukeB you handsom man. Fancy a... Cherry Tango?
https://uploadir.com/u/jpt5ix9k

please bare with me :hehe:

:creep: I would love some. x

[y.winter]

:creep: I would love some. x

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[Jamie89]

Welcome back Dan! Sorry Jamie that you had no revenge after all </3

I'm pleased Dan got to return but I'm not here for my last breath being rendered meaningless! "sobs"

[Jamie89]

Am I too late to pretend to be Winter's family member?

[y.winter]

Am I too late to pretend to be Winter's family member?

Quick Trisha!

[Wizard.]

Hi Luke would you like some cashew nuts?

[Daniel-X]

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Mine and Jodie's cousin Chloe Sims is here to say a few parting words for Luke before tonight's elimination.

'Basically Luke babes, I know Jordynn hasn't been very active in the game but she is here to FIGHT and win. She's been after your affections since day one, I know this for a fact. Every single time she's been round my house for a bottle of Echo Falls and a movie night with Dirty Dancing, she's sung your PRAISES babes. She's been very loyal to you as she's shown. She's put effort into tonight's task and she's played the game the best by strategically eliminating Amy, she thought this would be a nod to you considering she knows you love Survivor and BBUS/Can. She's the realist girl you're gonna find (except her tits) so please take her into you heart. And remember Riley didn't wanna keep you around.'

[LukeB]

-A leak footage of what goes on inside the mansion-

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[Wizard.]

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[LukeB]

Hi Luke would you like some cashew nuts?

i'm allergic :oh:

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Mine and Jodie's cousin Chloe Sims is here to say a few parting words for Luke before tonight's elimination.

'Basically Luke babes, I know Jordynn hasn't been very active in the game but she is here to FIGHT and win. She's been after your affections since day one, I know this for a fact. Every single time she's been round my house for a bottle of Echo Falls and a movie night with Dirty Dancing, she's sung your PRAISES babes. She's been very loyal to you as she's shown. She's put effort into tonight's task and she's played the game the best by strategically eliminating Amy, she thought this would be a nod to you considering she knows you love Survivor and BBUS/Can. She's the realist girl you're gonna find (except her tits) so please take her into you heart. And remember Riley didn't wanna keep you around.'

keep the fighting talk going :hehe: (everything is noted)

[y.winter]

Hi Luke would you like some cashew nuts?

i'm allergic :oh:

A murder attempt in the mansion! :omgno: Riley, you dirty player! :fist:

[Wizard.]

And remember Riley didn't wanna keep you around.'

Hmmm not true Lukey babes she's just jealous that my titties are nicer than hers and that I am independent and don't need a family relative to help me get to the final 2

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[Wizard.]

i'm allergic :oh:



keep the fighting talk going :hehe: (everything is noted)

Oops sorry hun maybe some gummy bears?

[Daniel-X]

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'Jordynn acknowledged the fact that during her time on the forum, she and you have had your ups and downs. But you've been best friends since she joined the forum practically and you were always there to help her, she sees you as a great friend. And now she wants to be your GIRLFRIEND. You're fit, famous and flirty. And to top it all off she's got double Fs (Riley had double Ds babes how embarrasin'!)'

[LukeB]

Oops sorry hun maybe some gummy bears?

sweets make me feel sick :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Eliminate Jordynn!

She had a massive poo in the toilets and it wouldnt flush. She demaded a black passerby stab it with a brush handle as she assumed they were the 'help'. When the passerby refused Jordynn flew into a rage and savegly attacked the poor woman.

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[Daniel-X]

Hmmm not true Lukey babes she's just jealous that my titties are nicer than hers and that I am independent and don't need a family relative to help me get to the final 2

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Remember where your bread is buttered babes
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[Wizard.]

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'Jordynn acknowledged the fact that during her time on the forum, she and you have had your ups and downs. But you've been best friends since she joined the forum practically and you were always there to help her, she sees you as a great friend. And now she wants to be your GIRLFRIEND. You're fit, famous and flirty. And to top it all off she's got double Fs (Riley had double Ds babes how embarrasin'!)'

Imagine being this desperate though. Luke I saw this cow selling her fanny on the street for a packet of Amber Leaf don't touch the filthy mare!

[Wizard.]

Eliminate Jordynn!

She had a massive poo in the toilets and it wouldnt flush. She demaded a black passerby stab it with a brush handle as she assumed they were the 'help'. When the passerby refused Jordynn flew into a rage and savegly attacked the poor woman.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COfUsb7WsAADIQI.jpg

:joker:

[y.winter]

sweets make me feel sick :worry:

Riley better stop trying to poisoning our Luke! :nono:

[Daniel-X]

Eliminate Jordynn!

She had a massive poo in the toilets and it wouldnt flush. She demaded a black passerby stab it with a brush handle as she assumed they were the 'help'. When the passerby refused Jordynn flew into a rage and savegly attacked the poor woman.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COfUsb7WsAADIQI.jpg

That was JORDAN (Katie Price.)

Nice try Stassi but you'll have to come up with better than that.

[Jamie89]

Quick Trisha!

Ok, well I can tell you that Winter's a fabulous cousin, and an excellent lover! I speak from personal experience. He's caring, generous, well hung, everything that Luke could ever want basically. He's also been an excellent contestant and tbqh, needs a ticket out of Luton (how bizarre btw that I nearly moved to Luton a few years ago for work :laugh: but I digress...)
Good luck Winter, and if you win, don't forget Trish! Mama needs a new Adidas tracksuit :love:

[Wizard.]

Omg the attempt at these ladies to get me eliminated shows they know I'm the HBIC!

[Will.]

Thank you all!

It's time for tonights rose ceremony!

[Daniel-X]

Imagine being this desperate though. Luke I saw this cow selling her fanny on the street for a packet of Amber Leaf don't touch the filthy mare!

As if I smoke roll ups babes it was twenty pack of Lambert & Butler.

[Amy Jade]

That was JORDAN (Katie Price.)

Nice try Stassi but you'll have to come up with better than that.

That's a really nasty accusation against a young mother with about 8 kids.

[Wizard.]

sweets make me feel sick :worry:

I'm sorry I hope you have noted the effort I'm going to despite putting your life at risk maybe some sushi?

[y.winter]

Ok, well I can tell you that Winter's a fabulous cousin, and an excellent lover! I speak from personal experience. He's caring, generous, well hung, everything that Luke could ever want basically. He's also been an excellent contestant and tbqh, needs a ticket out of Luton (how bizarre btw that I nearly moved to Luton a few years ago for work :laugh: but I digress...)
Good luck Winter, and if you win, don't forget Trish! Mama needs a new Adidas tracksuit :love:

:joker:

I will buy an entire Adidas shop just for you with the money I make from winning it :dance:

[Daniel-X]

That's a really nasty accusation against a young mother with about 8 kids.

Babes it was on Crimewatch the other week, it's not my fault miss thing didn't do it in a toilet with no cameras.

[Wizard.]

As if I smoke roll ups babes it was twenty pack of Lambert & Butler.

Don't worry Hun I'm on the phone to social services get ready to have Baby Davies taken away you bad mother!

[Amy Jade]

Poor Riley is the new victim of the gang handers :(

Best to kick out Jordynn now to save the show getting complains about their bullying of the other house guests.

[Daniel-X]

Don't worry Hun I'm on the phone to social services get ready to have Baby Davies taken away you bad mother!

Ugh thank GOD babes, you're doing me a favour. My career doesn't need a brat ruining it.

[Cal.]

You're all disgusting.

[Daniel-X]

Poor Riley is the new victim of the gang handers :(

Best to kick out Jordynn now to save the show getting complains about their bullying of the other house guests.

That's funny babes cos as far as I'm aware Jordynn has been the Shilpa in this situation while you've been Jade and Riley has been Jo.

[Wizard.]

Poor Riley is the new victim of the gang handers :(

Best to kick out Jordynn now to save the show getting complains about their bullying of the other house guests.

I know babes I hope the viewers are complaining to Ofcom about this bullying.

[Wizard.]

That's funny babes cos as far as I'm aware Jordynn has been the Shilpa in this situation while you've been Jade and Riley has been Jo.

Riley sprays a bottle of 'Shh...' by Jade Goody at Jordynn

[Will.]

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[Amy Jade]

That's funny babes cos as far as I'm aware Jordynn has been the Shilpa in this situation while you've been Jade and Riley has been Jo.

I hope Luke sees this horribly inaccurate and frankly disrespectful post about Queen Shilpa and sends you back to your council house and drug debts

[y.winter]

Can Luke already give his roses and stop the mud fight in our beautiful garden
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/Katie-H-face-1.gif

[Daniel-X]

I hope Luke sees this horribly inaccurate and frankly disrespectful post about Queen Shilpa and sends you back to your council house and drug debts

Babes you were the one wearing a 'Gang Handed' t-shirt before, not me.

Just saying.

[Amy Jade]

Babes you were the one wearing a 'Gang Handed' t-shirt before, not me.

Just saying.

I reference to you and Jodie. Nasty little bitches.

[Daniel-X]

I reference to you and Jodie. Nasty little bitches.

The words grasp and straws come to mind.
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[y.winter]

Will? Luke? I need my beauty sleep :fist:

[Wizard.]

Kennedy did not get put in IC for this!

[Amy Jade]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/90/33/a5/9033a58588cff411595cbb1f80e89613.gif

[LukeB]

Y.winter
https://www.desktopdress.com/desktopwallpapers/thumb/small-rose-81a.jpg

[y.winter]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/6355a8274f15afcbca3b6f3a7c96d1a9/tumblr_ojqdio48JT1t8c2svo7_250.gif

:love:

[Daniel-X]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/90/33/a5/9033a58588cff411595cbb1f80e89613.gif

Well Riley will get eliminated for voting my GORGEOUS Luke out.

[Wizard.]

Well Riley will get eliminated for voting my GORGEOUS Luke out.

Cocky cow

[LukeB]

I'm stuck!

Riley - you did vote to get rid of me but we got on really well during the date

Dan-x - you did get eliminated and a part of me thinks it be fair if the people who didn't carry on but you have been loyal since day 1.

But i have made my decision and i feel really bad like i feel sick making this decision.

[y.winter]

:worry:

[Wizard.]

Do you want us to plea or?

[Wizard.]

All I can say is I really want to go forward and I haven't been eliminated in a twist yes I voted to save Jamie but I was in his team from day 1 and it's unfortuneate that I had to make a choice.

[Cal.]

Don't hold it against Jordynn that she got selected for a twist! It was Riley's choice to go against you!

[Daniel-X]

My main argument is that I'm willing to go all out tomorrow night if you take me to the end, i shall NOT disappoint you Luke *flashes her tits*

Just think about if Rachel hadn't had a second chance in BB13US, Luke.

[Wizard.]

Don't hold it against Jordynn that she got selected for a twist! It was Riley's choice to go against you!

The gang handing is unreal!

[LukeB]

Sorry i keep changing my mind! they are cons and pros for both

My last rose goes to


Dan-X... sorry Riley but i have to stick with loyalty and the final 3 have been really loyal to me through out, it was quite nice to talk to you because we have never spoken before. this isn't personal.
https://www.desktopdress.com/desktopwallpapers/thumb/small-rose-81a.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Tragic.

Bad luck Riley.

[Wizard.]

Sorry i keep changing my mind! they are cons and pros for both

My last rose goes to

Dan-X... sorry Riley but i have to stick with loyalty and the final 3 have been really loyal to me through out, it was quite nice to talk to you because we have never spoken before. this isn't personal.
https://www.desktopdress.com/desktopwallpapers/thumb/small-rose-81a.jpg


This is what I think of this farce!
FXCLDj9tBBM

[Daniel-X]

Luke, I won't disappoint you. I PROMISE. Thanks for giving me another chance babe. *flashes her tits and pops a champagne cork.*

[Will.]

Riley you have been eliminated!

[Will.]

WE HAVE OUR FINAL 3!

Jordynn (Daniel-X), Jodie Marsh (Cal.), and Winnie (y.winter)

Would all three please board the private jet! We are heading to Dubai for the semi final and grand finale!

All contestants must produce a campaign for tomorrow on why they are perfect for Luke!

Get some rest and I'll see you all tomorrow!


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[Wizard.]

Riley you have been eliminated!

Thanks Will for inviting me to play!

Good luck picking a lady Luke! Just don't pick this. The fuqin state of it

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92916_203.gif

[Daniel-X]

Thanks Will for inviting me to play!

Good luck picking a lady Luke! Just don't pick this. The fuqin state of it

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92916_203.gif

Jealous people are weak.

[Amy Jade]

Winter to win!

[Daniel-X]

WE HAVE OUR FINAL 3!

Jordynn (Daniel-X), Jodie Marsh (Cal.), and Winnie (y.winter)

Would all three please board the private jet! We are heading to Dubai for the semi final and grand finale!

All contestants must produce a campaign for tomorrow on why they are perfect for Luke!

Get some rest and I'll see you all tomorrow!


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[Jamie89]

Aw Riley, you were hilarious, I thought you stood a really good chance of winning :love: I'm sorry if voting to save me played a part in you being eliminated :sad: Well done Dan and Winter for surviving, good luck for the final everybody :clap1:

[Wizard.]

Winter to win!

I agree. I'm sorry but the favouritism between friends is a tad embarassing

[LukeB]

-goes to sleep because of the stress-

[Cal.]

That's stunning :love:

Love both of my fellow finalists! The best girls were kept for the end!

[Wizard.]

Aw Riley, you were hilarious, I thought you stood a really good chance of winning :love: I'm sorry if voting to save me played a part in you being eliminated :sad: Well done Dan and Winter for surviving, good luck for the final everybody :clap1:

That's okay, I've known you and spoke to you more than Luke so I was always going to vote for you, if only you were picked to stay ;)

But how many ****s do I give? Zero. Zero. Zero. None.

[Jamie89]

-goes to sleep because of the stress-

:laugh:

[Daniel-X]

I agree. I'm sorry but the favouritism between friends is a tad embarassing

I thought you didn't give any ****s about being eliminated? Luke isn't at all playing those tactics so stop grasping at straws. Anyway I'm off to prepare my campaign for tomorrow, here's to hoping it's a winning one.

[LukeB]

I agree. I'm sorry but the favouritism between friends is a tad embarassing

i didn't don't vote on favouritism, i love Ashley but i got rid of her over you

I would say i'm closer to dan-x than i am with y.winter but i nearly eliminated Dan-X just. it was really hard. nothing personal at all.

[Wizard.]

I thought you didn't give any ****s about being eliminated? Luke isn't at all playing those tactics so stop grasping at straws. Anyway I'm off to prepare my campaign for tomorrow, here's to hoping it's a winning one.

i didn't don't vote on favouritism, i love Ashley but i got rid of her over you

I would say i'm closer to dan-x than i am with y.winter but i nearly eliminated Dan-X just. it was really hard. nothing personal at all.

I mean between the ladies not the bachelor!

[Cal.]

I agree. I'm sorry but the favouritism between friends is a tad embarassing

The bitterness from you and Amy is embarrassing.

[Cal.]

It's literally like the most light hearted game on the forum.

[Wizard.]

The bitterness from you and Amy is embarrassing.

No I meant between you and Dan. There was 4 of us and only one can win so why are you so bothered about going up against Dan? Obviously because with me you'd have harder competition :hehe:

[Cal.]

No I just wanted my gorgeous sister to stay!

[Wizard.]

No I just wanted my gorgeous sister to stay!

Okay but your obviously going to win and you have from the start so good luck to you.

[Amy Jade]

The bitterness from you and Amy is embarrassing.

Erm what I was playing a part hence using the player names and not personal ones.

You can even ask Luke I told him point blank I was disappointed not actually angry.

I do hope Winter wins though.

[Cal.]

Hmm not really. I'd rather both of my finalists win over me and I hope Luke acts accordingly.

[Wizard.]

Erm what I was playing a part hence using the player names and not personal ones.

You can even ask Luke I told him point blank I was disappointed not actually angry.

I do hope Winter wins though.

These ladies obviously aren't Erika Jayne fans hun

[Amy Jade]

These ladies obviously aren't Erika Jayne fans hun

We cant all have impeccable taste. :smug:

[LukeB]

All chicks are required to sing this with me
GoUeg7041A8

[Ross.]

I'm here to take the last three girls as it's clear I'm the one they want not Luke

[Wizard.]

TiBB's The Bachelor launching my solo career
I2df-MDyTmg

[LukeB]

TiBB's The Bachelor launching my solo career
I2df-MDyTmg

This is more you
pdTLbe52bio

[y.winter]

Riley :hug:

Come on guys, let's just enjoy the game, take it on the chin, it's all make-believe. :laugh: May the best slag win :love:

*preparing my campaign in which I slag Jodie and Jordynn off*

[Wizard.]

This is more you
pdTLbe52bio

Thanks Hun I'm #82 on the iTunes Charts :love:

[LukeB]

Ready

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to day 8 of TiBB's The Bachelor!

TONIGHT the final three campaigns for love continues as three becomes two.

[y.winter]

So close :cheer2:

[Will.]

We have arrived in beautiful Dubai!

http://s-ec.bstatic.com/images/hotel/840x460/517/51725131.jpg

[LukeB]

Where Joey Essex proposed to Sam Faiers

[Will.]

It's time for Winnie (y.winter), Jordynn (Daniel-X), and Jodie (Cal.) to reveal their campaigns.

Please post them.

[Daniel-X]

Imgur has crashed with all my presentation on it...

Sorry to be a pain but PLEASE can I go last I need to try and salvage this.

[Daniel-X]

For **** sake :(

[Daniel-X]

You'll have to bare with me a good twenty minutes I'm so sorry about this I was just ready to put everything into a heat and orderly fashion.

[Will.]

Of course.

Winnie (y.winter) you are first!

[y.winter]

http://i.imgur.com/mTzTcG5.png

Dear Luke, Jamie, Will, eliminated girls, dead contestants, future third place and runner up,
As we all knew from the beginning, Luke and I are meant to be.
I'm fun, loving, caring, confident, beach body ready, and Luke is rich - the things that Disney showmances are made of.

I've been there from the start, Luke chose me over and over again while I had brought victory with our team in almost every task.
While all the other girls spend their time fighting in the mud, I've stayed classy, cause I always knew that's what you like.

This is what true love looks like.
This is what a winner looks like.
Luke, take me with you!

I'm waiting for you at gate 6G in Luton's airport, where I've been living on benefits for the last month.

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/mTzTcG5.png

Dear Luke, Jamie, Will, eliminated girls, dead contestants, future third place and runner up,
As we all knew from the beginning, Luke and I are meant to be.
I'm fun, loving, caring, confident, beach body ready, and Luke is rich - the things that Disney showmances are made of.

I've been there from the start, Luke chose me over and over again while I had brought victory with our team in almost every task.
While all the other girls spend their time fighting in the mud, I've stayed classy, cause I always knew that's what you like.

This is what true love looks like.
This is what a winner looks like.
Luke, take me with you!

I'm waiting for you at gate 6G in Luton's airport, where I've been living on benefits for the last month.


:joker: I love it :love:

[Will.]

Thank you Winnie (y.winter)!

[Will.]

Jodie (Cal) you're up next!

[Cal.]

Luke,

I’m very happy to have made it so far in this game. Being a finalist is a true honour. But I’d much rather the other two finalists go further than me in the competition and that’s why I ask of you that you eliminate me in third and let the other two progress. They’ve worked very hard to get where they are and I’d love either of them to win.

Thank You,
Cal.

[LukeB]

Luke,

I’m very happy to have made it so far in this game. Being a finalist is a true honour. But I’d much rather the other two finalists go further than me in the competition and that’s why I ask of you that you eliminate me in third and let the other two progress. They’ve worked very hard to get where they are and I’d love either of them to win.

Thank You,
Cal.


That's really lovely of you :love: (this confused me a little because i thought you were final 2 because of the final pass)

[y.winter]

Not Cal doing a Katie Hopkins in the Apprentice semifinal :o

Cal :clap2::love:

[Will.]

Jodie that is lovely of you! :love:

Are you sure you wish to leave?

[Cal.]

Positive. Congratulations Winnie and Jordyyn - may the best woman win!

[Daniel-X]

http://i.imgur.com/ohF8QmA.jpg

Luke, my lover, my man, the apple of my eye and the flame to my crimson bleeding heart. There's only ever been one woman right for you and that's me Jordynn Marie. When I first start the game I was a bit lack lustre and my passion wasn't there but I think I've proven myself to be the BEST option for you this year. I've stayed loyal by your side and took out MY competition because I am the woman who wants you the most, I'm not here to make friends or make good TV. I'm here because I want you. These other bitches. They're all here because they want to win a game. Well I don't. Winnie, sure she's a lovely girl. She's stayed loyal to you, she's turned up to every single challenge. But does she have the passion? Not in my opinion. I've not seen her make her DIVE to be with you like I have done. Jodie, my best friend. But she's all about the FAME and the FORTUNE. If you want a future wife, then you're looking at me.

If you were to marry me, this is what our future would look like. We share so many interests, it would be FOOLISH of you to pick anyone BUT me:

Chloe Sims would be our bridesmaid on our wedding day:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/07/article-2058484-0EB246F400000578-947_634x383.jpg

We'd watch a marathon of every single series of survivor every year:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/survivor/images/0/02/UniLogo.png/revision/latest?cb=20130715140220

We'd go on holiday to Lanzarote, every year **** IT, every month:
http://www.applelanguages.com/en/images/rotating-top/lanzarote4.jpg

We'd REGULARLY listen to Girls Aloud every album daily:
http://assets7.gcstatic.com/u/apps/asset_manager/uploaded/2009/38/girls-aloud-1253626066-custom-0.jpg

And of COURSE, every night after I cooked my man a romantic meal, made him a bath filled with rose petals and took him to the bedroom we'd snuggle down with our Winnie the Pooh teddies:
https://tesco.scene7.com/is/image/tesco/466-2021_PI_TPS1825839?wid=493&ht=538

Luke, you know which woman is right for YOU. I just hope that tonight you made the decision that's right for YOU going forward. Jordynn Marie and LukeB, it rhymes. And so it should.

[Will.]

Positive. Congratulations Winnie and Jordyyn - may the best woman win!

Jodie (Cal.) you have been eliminated!

Thank you very much for playing. :love:

[Cal.]

Thank you. :love:

Good luck girlies!

[Will.]

I have some news!

THE FINAL WILL NOW BE TONIGHT.

Winnie (y.winter) and Jordynn (Daniel-X), one of you is going to be crowned the winner of TiBB's The Bachelor season 4.

[LukeB]

That's amazing Dan! :love:

I appreciate all of the effort you both put it and both were wonderful, I'm sorry to see you go Cal and what you did was lovely. :love:

[LukeB]

I have some news!

THE FINAL WILL NOW BE TONIGHT.

Winnie (y.winter) and Jordynn (Daniel-X), one of you is going to be crowned the winner of TiBB's The Bachelor season 4.

:oh: i thought i would have 24 hours to decide.

[y.winter]

And of COURSE, every night after I cooked my man a romantic meal, made him a bath filled with rose petals and took him to the bedroom we'd snuggle down with our Winnie the Pooh teddies

The only Winnie he's going to snuggle down with is moi.

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[Will.]

It's time for dates!

Winnie (y.winter) you will be heading with Luke to Wild Wadi water park.

https://www.whitewaterwest.com/drive/uploads/2016/08/AquaDrops-Wild-Wadi-Water-Park-Dubai-United-Arab-Emirates-3.jpg

Jordynn (Daniel-X) you will be heading to the Dubai Mall with Luke.

http://www.guide2dubai.com/portals/0/Images/Living/Shopping/dubai-mall-inside.jpg

Winnie your date starts at 9:30PM, and Jordynn yours starts at 10:50PM.

Dates are taken place on this thread.

[Will.]

If possible, could both finalist please have one of their parents (TiBB member) to represent them at 10:20PM.

[LukeB]

-arrives at Wild Wadi water park.-

[Will.]

Winnie (y.winter) your date has started.

https://www.whitewaterwest.com/drive/uploads/2016/08/AquaDrops-Wild-Wadi-Water-Park-Dubai-United-Arab-Emirates-3.jpg

[y.winter]

Hi Luke :love:

Are you ready to jump with me into deep water?
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/332248/slide_332248_3298031_free.gif

What is your favourite position? I mean swimming positions :creep:

[LukeB]

Hi Luke :love:

Are you ready to jump with me into deep water?
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/332248/slide_332248_3298031_free.gif

What is your favourite position? I mean swimming positions :creep:

Yes i'm ready :smug:

I love a good ol breaststroke :creep: what about you?

[y.winter]

(My parents are both alcoholic. Could my cousin Trisha be here by 10.20 :hehe:)

[Jamie89]

Those campaigns :laugh3: Good luck Winter and Dan. And Cal that was lovely :love: well done for getting so far

[Jamie89]

(My parents are both alcoholic. Could my cousin Trisha be here by 10.20 :hehe:)

I got the DNA test results back from Jeremy Kyle and it turns out I'm your mother as well as your cousin (and ex lover) so I'll be here for you!

[LukeB]

Yes i'm ready :smug:

I love a good ol breaststroke :creep: what about you?

also what slide should we go on?

[y.winter]

Yes i'm ready :smug:

I love a good ol breaststroke :creep: what about you?

Backstroke sounds like fun :smug:

http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/download/file.php?id=2801730&t=1
Join me for a drink while we discuss our future together.

What would you name our kids, for when we have one after our honeymoon? :love:

[LukeB]

Backstroke sounds like fun :smug:

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/ad1372684989-jun-2014-mar.jpg
Join me for a drink while we discuss our future together.

What would you name our kids, for when we have one after our honeymoon? :love:

(that picture :lovedup: - drinks-

Very keen aren't you :smug: I would like to call our kids Parvati,,Chloe and Nathan what would you call the kids if we had to decide?

[Daniel-X]

Thank you Jamie :love:

[y.winter]

Oh, do you know that Parvati in Hebrew, my mother tongue (though you should try my very own tongue :creep:) is "furry". I love how international we're going to be :love:

I would call them Geoffrey, Amanda and of course, our twins - Beyonce and Beytwice.

[LukeB]

Oh, do you know that Parvati in Hebrew, my mother tongue (though you should try my very own tongue :creep:) is "furry". I love how international we're going to be :love:

I would call them Geoffrey, Amanda and of course, our twins - Beyonce and Beytwice.

I didn't but i do now :creep: i'm sure your tongue would be lovely to try

Are you up for travelling around the world for our honeymoon?

nice names :lovedup:

[Will.]

Winnie (y.winter) your date is over!

[y.winter]

I didn't but i do now :creep: i'm sure your tongue would be lovely to try

Are you up for travelling around the world for our honeymoon?

nice names :lovedup:

Of course, I would love to travel the world with you. The Maldives are beautiful, Paris is romantic and I hear there's a new adventure in Ibiza with top notch entertainment :hee:
Where would you personally take me? I'm spontaneous and up for surprises.

[Will.]

Jordynn (Daniel-X) your date has started!

http://www.guide2dubai.com/portals/0/Images/Living/Shopping/dubai-mall-inside.jpg

[LukeB]

Of course, I would love to travel the world with you. The Maldives are beautiful, Paris is romantic and I hear there's a new adventure in Ibiza with top notch entertainment :hee:
Where would you personally take me? I'm spontaneous and up for surprises.

I would take you to Japan s we can re-enact my sig :love: and China is a must.

[y.winter]

Winnie (y.winter) your date is over!

OH. Time goes fast when you're in love :hehe:

Thanks Luke for our wonderful date in the water park. At least someone got wet tonight. :creep::love:

[Daniel-X]

So hey there Luke :flutter:

Been here often? What would you recommend? I usually go for oysters, they are an aphrodisiac after all.

[LukeB]

So hey there Luke :flutter:

Been here often? What would you recommend? I usually go for oysters, they are an aphrodisiac after all.

:flutter:

No i haven't really. but i heard the reviews are good. we should try anything and just go with the flow.

[Daniel-X]

:flutter:

No i haven't really. but i heard the reviews are good. we should try anything and just go with the flow.

I just need a few white wine spritzer and my oysters, I'll be heating up the bedroom enough for you later on to have anything too spicy :creep:

I already know a lot about you but NOT wedding plans, what would they be babe? Us tying the knot on a sunny beach or a snowy scenery? Or something complexity different?

[LukeB]

I just need a few white wine spritzer and my oysters, I'll be heating up the bedroom enough for you later on to have anything too spicy :creep:

oh i say :creep: we need sushi too

[Daniel-X]

oh i say :creep: we need sushi too

So your interested in Japan I see babes, what would me and my future husband get up to there?

[LukeB]

I already know a lot about you but NOT wedding plans, what would they be babe? Us tying the knot on a sunny beach or a snowy scenery? Or something complexity different?

I would love to get married on top of the empire state building. you are not scared of heights are you?

[Daniel-X]

I would love to get married on top of the empire state building. you are not scared of heights are you?

If I was scared of heights, I wouldn't be climbing up on your... :creep: would I now?

[LukeB]

So your interested in Japan I see babes, what would me and my future husband get up to there?

Yes :smug: everything really. you only live once.

[LukeB]

If I was scared of heights, I wouldn't be climbing up on your... :creep: would I now?

that's true and thats good to know :love:

[Daniel-X]

Yes :smug: everything really. you only live once.

That's true my dear, that's why I'd love to marry you. I'm at the peak of my life babes, a banging body and a CRAZY sex drive.

[Daniel-X]

If you were to get in a relationship now, do you think it would be for life? I'm looking to settle down and finally find Mr Right. And I think I may have found him. You tick every box.

[LukeB]

If you were to get in a relationship now, do you think it would be for life? I'm looking to settle down and finally find Mr Right. And I think I may have found him. You tick every box.

I would say hopefully. I would love a relationship to last forever but anything could happen in the future.

[Will.]

Jordynn (Daniel-X) your date is over!

[Daniel-X]

I would say hopefully. I would love a relationship to last forever but anything could happen in the future.

That's true but as they say, a younger woman is morre wiser than the old fool *looks at Winnie from across the room*

In a relationship do you like being the boss or being bossed around? I can do either. Especially in the bedroom department :creep: