she is no kim jong-un

[waterhog]

she is no kim jong-un 17.01.17

the dirt is building
standards are starting to slip
will we need the UN for shielding
or will a clean place just skip.
kim is a tyrant
she rules by fear
her downfall was blatant
reversing is a awkward gear.
it will lead to gang activity
I say that with a clue
spreading is the negativity
there is going to be a coup.
you may be able to clean
I bet not as good as my mother
CBB is not the right scene
OTT will eventfully self smother.
I predict a uprising
they will get bored of verbal diarrhea
sorry kim if this is demoralizing
this is CBB not north korea.

[MB.]

Queen of not being Kim Jong-un?

[Northern Monkey]

This is deffo one of your better poems

[James]

This is deffo one of your better poems

I thought that too. :D

[Northern Monkey]

Kim Jong un?
She's probably less fun!
She rants and raves when they misbehave
If she's not careful she'll give herself an early grave
I thought she'd be tamer
Not such a slut shamer
I think her demeanor is cos she's a cleaner
That fecking job has made her much meaner!
Though i think it's an act,She must have more tact
She can't be that ruthless when she's nearly toothless.
If age is a factor it's about time they sacked her
Time to bench her before onset dementia.

[waterhog]

This is deffo one of your better poems


be careful - I might just do a love of my life poem for the northern monkey :joker: