Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother Weds 18/1/2017

[arista]

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9pm Tonight

[MB.]

I haven't seen this episode and I'm already hoping it gets nominated for a BAFTA

[Kazanne]

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This pic makes me laugh so much:laugh:

[Vanessa]

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This pic makes me laugh so much:laugh:

His facial expressions crack me up :joker:

[Kazanne]

His facial expressions crack me up :joker:

That one was hilarious:hee:

[Vanessa]

https://j.gifs.com/0gMZYX.gif :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i am crafting my chilli, nan bread and natural yoghurt around this historic event

[Braden]

So tonight we're awaiting Jessica vs. Stacy and Kim vs. Everyone (including security) Part IIII?

[Jake.]

this is gonna be up there with the best (i hope) :flutter:

each series we seem to get one "mad" episode (pants gate, "david's dead", "I'M THE AMBASSADOR", "IRRELEVANT AMERICAN... NEUROTIC" and so on), i love it

[y.winter]

Sounds like it's going to be a brilliant one :cheer2:
it's too late for me today, I'll catch up on youtube

[Shaun]

hoping Cosmo emerges unscathed, this is going to be the battle at the Wall he never got to see

[reece(:]

CBB Fight Night is coming

(even tho security unnecessarily entered)

[reece(:]

About to start

[EspeonBB]

This episode is going to be iconic

[arista]

On now

[Shaun]

batten down the hatches.

[LukeB]

Drag her Jessica

[reece(:]

Mutha Kim is coming

[Vanessa]

:banana:

[Jake.]

ok this looks epic

[Kazanne]

Stacey was horrible to Jessica last night

[Jake.]

jess > stacy

[Shaun]

Didn't watch the JJ eviction so this kills two birds with one stone :love:

[Firewire]

This ep looks good

[Pete.]

Let's get security in here!
Let's get security in here!

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[Cal.]

MY KIDS DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT'S AN ADULT SHOW.

****. ****. ****.

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[Jake.]

coleen bullying the older woman yet again

[Vanessa]

Kim will get a full House of nominations :laugh:

[LukeB]

Kim will get a full House of nominations :laugh:

Speidi and Jessica won't nominate her

[Vanessa]

Spencer is such a great wind up merchant! :joker:

[Jake.]

idgi i thought kim liked spencer

[Cal.]

Our Nic is NOT a mean girl </3

[LukeB]

idgi i thought kim liked spencer

She does, there isn;t an issue at all between them

[Vanessa]

Speidi and Jessica won't nominate her

I don't know, she called Spencer scum, so he might. :joker:

[Kazanne]

idgi i thought kim liked spencer

i think they were jesting,lol, maybe not

[Braden]

I really hope Kim eviscerates Coleen before one of them leaves.

[Ross.]

This is the Kim show

[EspeonBB]

Mess I thought Kim and Spencer liked each other

[Pete.]

I really hope Kim eviscerates Coleen before one of them leaves.
Our Coleen is lovely

[Ant.]

"I wont rise to it"
-rises to every other bait-

[LukeB]

Our Nic is NOT a mean girl </3

Misunderstood Nicola </3

[Jake.]

bye even her voice makes ma laugh

[Cal.]

Scum. Scum. Scum.

:joker:

[qwerty42]

lol love how media talk about equality yet BBC with EastEnders and the trash shows judge guys on their penis size lol

[Cal.]

I've rocked Nicola's boat. <3

[Shaun]

"we don't mix with it, we wash it down the sink"

jake vs raph teas

[Jake.]

top impression

[Ant.]

Break already?!

[Lostie!]

Misunderstood Nicola </3

Nah she's just a dickhead. About time she admitted it.

[reece(:]

Kim's cleaning comparisons <3

[reece(:]

Not BB being "my love"

[LukeB]

Nah she's just a dickhead. About time she admitted it.

She;s harmless compared to Kim

[Vanessa]

So Spencer will nominate Kim and i don't blame him :laugh:

[LukeB]

So Spencer will nominate Kim and i don't blame him :laugh:

Doesn't he stick up for her later on?

[Braden]

Our Coleen is lovely

Your Coleen is a little bitch that needs to shut up and stop playing the innocence.

[Kazanne]

Spencer and Kim were playing about yesterday,now I'm confused

[LukeB]

Our Coleen is lovely

Nana Julie will disagree

[reece(:]

Spencer and Kim were playing about yesterday,now I'm confused

This is before live feed took place

[Kazanne]

So Spencer will nominate Kim and i don't blame him :laugh:

i thought you liked their friendship ?

[Epic.]

What is this random Spencer & Kim conflict

[Jake.]

She;s harmless compared to Kim

kim knows who she is and doesn't pretend otherwise

[Vanessa]

Doesn't he stick up for her later on?

Maybe he was just on the wind up? :laugh:

[Kazanne]

This is before live feed took place

i saw LF though,I never saw them fall out, I thought Spencer was defending her,LOL,i'm lost

[Vanessa]

i thought you liked their friendship ?

They aren't friends. But they both amuse me :laugh:

[lewis111]

Spencer was just joking with Kim why she taking it so seriously

[Epic.]

Looks like our new hatemance is Spencekim

[Epic.]

**** off with your showmance

[Jake.]

great storyline, this

[Lostie!]

She;s harmless compared to Kim

She really isn't. Kim's hot-headed and admittedly aggressive when she gets going but Nicola's downright spiteful.

[EspeonBB]

Who cares about Jamie and Bonco

[LukeB]

kim knows who she is and doesn't pretend otherwise

But still Nicola is more nicer than Kim, I like Kim both and both can be twats but Nicola is more harmless, Kim is more aggressive and she was more of a twat having a go at Jessica for no reason at all and Bianca the other day.

[Epic.]

Jamie & Bianca need to be the next 2 out

[reece(:]

Not "**** it lets just go for it" mindset

[Ant.]

James w tha knife turnin me on <3

[Vanessa]

Spencer on the wind up again :joker:

[Kazanne]

Why did JJ cause that ,so glad he has gone ,nasty twat

[reece(:]

Kims gloves nn

[Jake.]

i love fawlty towers

[Braden]

"You done?" :joker:

[Epic.]

Spencer and Kim are both SCREAMS

[lewis111]

Calum has no banter (sorry for using that word) and it's very frustrating
Like you don't have to be as bad as Spencer and James but have a bit of a laugh

[reece(:]

Airgate 2.0

[Shaun]

tremendous banter from Spencer, what a card...

[Headie]

"You done? :):):)"

"It's alright I've nowhere to go lovey!"

[Ross.]

James C is Natalie and I'm Coleen

[Vanessa]

Spencer is having fun :joker:

[LukeB]

Spencer and Kim are both SCREAMS

I agree :joker:

[MB.]

Kim is the new Shilpa confirmed

[Pete.]

I'm shocked that Kim's blood pressure has stayed low

[Jake.]

the door's made out of glass ffs

[Braden]

Chloe is despicable. Down with Geordie Shore morons.

[Ross.]

Chloe isn't needed

[reece(:]

Howling at Kim

[Vanessa]

look at them two! :laugh2:

[LukeB]

James C is Natalie and I'm Coleen

you bullying OAPs confirmed?

[Epic.]

I can't tell whether Kim is having fun with this or not

[lewis111]

Any bets Coleen and James C are always talking about a game plan in the smoking area and they have worked out how to be final 2

[Vanessa]

Spencer! :joker:

[Ant.]

Kim is the new Shilpa confirmed

Spencer to die of cancer?

[LukeB]

I can't tell whether Kim is having fun with this or not

Secretly she is

[MB.]

Spencer to die of cancer?

oh

[lewis111]

Kim being a sore loser

[lewis111]

Spencer :clap1:

[Ant.]

A Chloe task? Is this good or bad

[MB.]

Is Chloe going into a school lab with those glasses or something

[Jake.]

Spencer to die of cancer?

moving on

[Nick.]

Eugh Chloe doesn't deserve this extra screentime

[EspeonBB]

Not a Chloe secret mission :umm2:

[Brother Leon]

Secret mission already. She's just gone in ffs.

[lewis111]

Give our Jess a secret mission not Chloe

[Ross.]

you bullying OAPs confirmed?

DON'T START ON ME

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[Ant.]

Deluxe dinner of chicken nuggets and chips

[Vanessa]

Chloe on a task :omgno:

[LukeB]

Jessica should have got this secret task
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[Braden]

God this episode had such anticipation, now we're stuck with this ****.

[Owen19]

Your stupidity is not endearing

[Jake.]

a £4.19 meal deal being "luxury"

[Epic.]

What :umm2:

[EspeonBB]

omg she's so dumb it's so funny haha :rolleyes:

[MB.]

a £4.19 meal deal being "luxury"

#brexitbritain

[Lostie!]

LOL OMG she didn't know Einstein's name she's MAD! :joker: :joker:

[Ant.]

Eckstik

[Shaun]

much as I loathe her, girl has taste in rewards

[reece(:]

Chloe sitting on Santa's lap?

[reece(:]

Not distinct

[Jake.]

me drinking myself unconcious because of this task http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96477_57.gif

[MB.]

"You're not stupid, you just don't know certain things"

[Shaun]

you can sorta tell she had to come back to the DR after asking each question because she wouldn't be able to remember all three

[MB.]

This isn't really a secret task is it

[Ant.]

Didnt the chicken come first

[Ross.]

me drinking myself unconcious because of this task http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96477_57.gif

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Oh get her off and get to the good stuff,

[EspeonBB]

Not James C and Coleen

[MB.]

you can sorta tell she had to come back to the DR after asking each question because she wouldn't be able to remember all three

Especially given the outfit change in between

[Jake.]

coleen to orgasm in a move that will "rock the house"?

[Vanessa]

:ninja2:

[LukeB]

Actually I'm glad Jessica didn't get that secret task, it was cringe
http://i.imgur.com/J0kcdk9.gif

[lewis111]

James C jumping on Coleen :love:

[Pete.]

Scarlett Moffett is WILD

[Ant.]

John pretending to be straight?

[Shaun]

eject ha! justice for aaron frew!

[Ross.]

Omg

[Headie]

Welp she better get a warning!

[Jake.]

that's one way to get rid of skiddies

[Firewire]

Vile tramp

[Owen19]

James C jumping on Coleen :love:

That was adorable

[Vanessa]

Chloe : kill it with fire :omgno:

[lewis111]

John needs to complain ASAP

[EspeonBB]

Actually I'm glad Jessica didn't get that secret task, it was cringe
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Our Jess is a smart business woman so they couldn't do that task with her

[Kazanne]

Chloe is disgusting a guy would have been pulled up for that

[reece(:]

Real Girl - Mutya promo

[Lostie!]

****ing repugnant

[Pete.]

Jeremy got ejected for less

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[Epic.]

Kim shouldve had the task of asking a multitude of questions

[Owen19]

Glad this isn't being ignored

[LukeB]

Our Jess is a smart business woman so they couldn't do that task with her

This is true, it would look really unrealistic if she did it :fan:

[Jake.]

at least she got warned tbf

[Vanessa]

Chloe given a warning. Yesssss! :smug:

[Amy Jade]

Oh dear a warning over that he was laughing

[Ant.]

Aaron BB16 teas

[Ross.]

Eject ha

[Kazanne]

Good for BB.

[Cal.]

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[MB.]

"Big Brother would suggest you refrain from this sort of behaviour"

erm

[Firewire]

I want that lamp outside the diary room btw

[Braden]

Jesus does she get paid a grand every time she says Big Brother.

[Brother Leon]

That escalated quickly.

[Alf]

Bloody killjoy Big Brother

[Shaun]

that's one way to get rid of skiddies

http://i.imgur.com/SBonYyx.gif

[Epic.]

**** off BB trying to ruin Cosmo's popularity

[Vanessa]

Stacey :umm2::umm2::umm2::umm2:

[Jake.]

she's not overdramatic at all our stace

[lewis111]

Stacy :love:

[LukeB]

Oh dear a warning over that he was laughing

tbf it was uninvited and a male has always been told off for that so it's fair a female gets the same (even though they were removed) Chloe got off lucky because John didn't complain

[MB.]

THROW YOU UNDER THE ****in bus

[reece(:]

Not Stacy growing a new voice box

[EspeonBB]

Not ready for my faves Stace and Jess to start fighting </3

[Ross.]

that's one way to get rid of skiddies

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[MB.]

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[Jake.]

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ross remaining as original as ever!

[Ross.]

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[Vanessa]

Queen Makosi :flutter:

[Shaun]

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[Ross.]

ross remaining as original as ever!

The point of it was to shame you for a comment like that

[Amy Jade]

tbf it was uninvited and a male has always been told off for that so it's fair a female gets the same (even though they were removed) Chloe got off lucky because John didn't complain

She never went as far as Aaron though, I don't really disagree with the warning but remember BB1 and Nicola was rubbing herself naked against Craig - if she'd rubbed her daisy on him yeah but cmon it was harmless

[Jake.]

The point of it was to shame you for a comment like that

how do you remove your skidmarks?

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[MB.]

Here for Kim distressing me emotionally :clap1:

[Vanessa]

She never went as far as Aaron though, I don't really disagree with the warning but remember BB1 and Nicola was rubbing herself naked against Craig - if she'd rubbed her daisy on him yeah but cmon it was harmless

But he clearly looked uncomfortable.

[LukeB]

She never went as far as Aaron though, I don't really disagree with the warning but remember BB1 and Nicola was rubbing herself naked against Craig - if she'd rubbed her daisy on him yeah but cmon it was harmless

Oh yeah I agree it was harmless (well it looked that, no idea how he felt) C5 have probably changed the rules but i think it's what big brother had to do because they would complain to ofcom and a male has always been in trouble for that (Jeremy and Aaron)

[Ant.]

****ng hell this isnt even the Kim vs Jamie part is it?

[MB.]

how do you remove your skidmarks?

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar95727_1.gif

:joker:

[Kazanne]

great to see this part again,LOL Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Ross.]

how do you remove your skidmarks?

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar95727_1.gif

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

bless ha

[Ross.]

Not Spencer tears

[Epic.]

Aw poor Spencer

[Braden]

May Calum be the first ejectee for being a boring arse.

[Shaun]

James J has a grave? :fc:

[Ant.]

Jedward are just like those twins from Bobs burgers

[Vanessa]

Not Jedward jumping on James bed :shocked:

[Lostie!]

Hasn't Cosmo made it perfectly clear that he doesn't want to leave?

[LukeB]

Mess everytime I see this gif i think of Bear because he looks like Maxwell
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[Jake.]

May Calum be the first ejectee for being a boring arse.

Or Jamie to rub his arse on Bianca and get ejected?

[Ant.]

Omg Heidi no </3

[Firewire]

Heidi </3

[Epic.]

Poor Speidi

[Amy Jade]

Aww Heidi :(

[Ross.]

Mess why are they so upset

[Jake.]

heidi is me when carrie fisher died

[LukeB]

Heidi isn't a robot after all

[Vanessa]

Awww, Heidi :sad:

[Ross.]

heidi is me when carrie fisher died

:(

[LukeB]

But bless her </3

[lewis111]

Omg it's been 2 weeks

[Epic.]

Oh my god Jedward ur not helping! :joker:

[reece(:]

Heidi ha malfunction

[Pete.]

Mess everytime I see this gif i think of Bear because he looks like Maxwell
http://i.imgur.com/SBonYyx.gif
Well they were the same person

[Braden]

Or Jamie to rub his arse on Bianca and get ejected?

Kim to not **** on Jamie whilst being on fire and then get ejected?

[Firewire]

"Your bone structure" :laugh2:

[lewis111]

Heidi has spoken like twice this entire series and she's still my Fave housemate

[Kazanne]

What on earth are they crying for ?Get a grip ffs

[Amy Jade]

Mess why are they so upset

Lost an allie. I think they liked him.

[Jake.]

bone structure? she looks like a fried egg, **** off

[Vanessa]

Oh my god Jedward ur not helping! :joker:

I know they mean well, but it was insensitive :oh:

[Firewire]

bone structure? she looks like a fried egg, **** off

:laugh2:

[LukeB]

What on earth are they crying for ?Get a grip ffs

Because they lost a friend.. nothing wrong with showing emotion. they are only human.

[MB.]

Eject James C for invading Spencer's personal space!

[Braden]

The 26million hair transplants say otherwise, Calum.

[Epic.]

Aw James C u better win

[Jake.]

me whenever I see long distance family members at christmas

[EspeonBB]

Is it me or is Coleen always in the smoking area

[Ant.]

Omg spencer turning on jedward??

[Kazanne]

I'm not sure Spiedi are being genuine with this tbh.

[LukeB]

Well they were the same person

he returned a won </3

[Firewire]

Is it me or is Coleen always in the smoking area

Queen of tar-soaked lungs

[MB.]

Is it me or is Coleen always in the smoking area

Angie flinging carrots at ha TV?

[lewis111]

James is the nicest person ever I just love him so much

[Natalie.]

Cosmo is the best

[Headie]

Is it me or is Coleen always in the smoking area

Lisa who?

[Shaun]

"We are VERY happy to have you, James"

Heidi with the voice of a new CEO that's just phoned for an Uber to escort him off the premises

[Epic.]

Speidi are genuine imo. James J is like a more snakier Spencer

[Firewire]

Heidi giving Nicola a lapdance: love:

[Vanessa]

Omg spencer turning on jedward??

It was because they jumped on James J bed.

[Firewire]

Beyanca <3

[lewis111]

Stacy tryna steal Jamie

[Lostie!]

Oh good is the James Jordan worshiping over? Christ.

[Epic.]

Unanimous Jedward hatred :love:

[MB.]

Bianca singing Irreplaceable to indicate where the loo is :love:

[Jake.]

Heidi giving Nicola a lapdance: love:

warning incoming?

[Cal.]

Mess at her drunk voice. I HATE when girls talk like that.