Kim Woodburn' greatest quote thread.

[Nancy.]

Post your favorite Kim Woodburn quotes here:

"DONT START WITH ME"

"I wouldn't sh!t on you if you were on fire" :laugh:

"ADULTERER"

"Don't demean me, FAT SLOB"

"We don't mix with scum, we wash it down the sink"

"You HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE people"

"I love you I love you I love you...oh piss off".

"If I'm lucky I may have another 10 years on the earth. Do you think I'm going to waste it spending it with **** bags!?"

"I want genuine people in my life, not arseholes!"

:joker:

[Denver]

You Chicken Livered ****s

[MrWong]

"My first nomination is Nicole"

"It's Nicola"

"Shut up! Don't be so stupid!"

:D

[Nancy.]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

More!!!!!

[Marsh.]

"We were in BLOODY BEDS!"

[Lstan]

Thank you for this thread Nancy!

Does "nicole mafia" count? lol.

[Jason.]

"Well I'm not putting up with yours, MADAM!"

[Mitchell]

Isn't this just everything that comes out of her mouth?

[RichardG]

:flutter:

[Braden]

I personally love "Anyone with a lesser personality would've broken me down *tears* You've done a pretty good job already."

[Lstan]

Isn't this just everything that comes out of her mouth?

:flutter:

Yes.

Kim confirmed queen of meme's. :clap1:

[Nancy.]

:joker: So many gems i'd forgotten about. Thanks guys.

[Marsh.]

"Can I ask you a question?"

"No because you're nuts"

[Braden]

When she impersonated Nicola during their spat about Speidi:

"What? What? Oh shut up. Don't play the innocence with me. DON'T START WITH ME!"

[Marsh.]

"Her eyes lit up then, little bITCH!"

[reece(:]

*someone looks at her*
"You're a HORRIBLE PERSON!"

"Ganghanded"

[Braden]

"Oh, look what Kim's doing *Kim impersonates Nicola by waving her hands and looking dough-eyed."

[MrWong]

Kim nominating Bianca - "Not much to say. Another ganghanded"

:D

[Epic.]

"What a BUNCH of chinless wonders!"

[Big Brother 2.0]

My fave is still when she mimicked Nicola saying "Whaaaat?" and then told her to shut up three times in a row before Nicola even opened her mouth to speak.

[Lush]

I absolutely loved today when it was all kicking off and she said to one of the security guards 'oh the bastards' about the other housemates. :joker:

[Glenn.]

I absolutely loved today when it was all kicking off and she said to one of the security guards 'oh the bastards' about the other housemates. :joker:

I howled

[Marsh.]

"What a BUNCH of chinless wonders!"

:joker::joker::joker:

[Gstar]

"We don't mix with scum, we wash it down the sink"
Screaming

[*mazedsalv**]

Crying at these gems.

[Jack_]

'EXCUSE ME!' whilst pushing a security guard out of her way and simultaneously spilling her drink all over them

[azi]

"Shut up!"

[Brooklyn]

"oh, mother bunny, mother bunny" :joker:

[y.winter]

I'm cackling and haven't even watched last night's episode yet :joker:

[Jake.]

probably my fave quote from this series:

"You ain't seen nothing YET. You want trouble?? Which I don't want.. Oh, by CHRIST you're gonna get it, in SPADE loads! You HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE people."

[Garfie]

"My first nomination is Nicole"

"It's Nicola"

"Shut up! Don't be so stupid!"

:D

Brilliant! :laugh:

[MrWong]

Kim to Jamie - "SHUT UP!! You're another one! You chicken livered bugger."

Security steer her away - "Oooh, they're bastards!"

[Toy Soldier]

As much as I just find the entire thing totally distasteful... ... ...

Forget just Kim quotes, "Chicken-livered ****s" is one of my favourite insults. Ever. :joker:

[Rob!]

"I won't take your nonsense because I've come in late."

[Braden]

*Spencer opens the sliding door after Kim shuts it*

Kim: "Ya finished? :)"
Someone: "Just give up Kim."
Kim: "Its alright luvvie, I have nowhere to go."

[Braden]

Another one:

"What the ****ing hell-scuse' me-has happened here?! What is wrong with you people?!"

[Josy]

"What a BUNCH of chinless wonders!"
This was the best

[Beso]

Go to the diary room kim, big brother is getting mad.

"WELL I'M MAD'





Yep,you got that right!

[Time]

reading these quotes in her voice omg i love kim so much lmao.

[Nancy.]

Nicole: I told you, you'd like them, didn't I?
Kim: Oh, so you're Mrs Right, are you?

:laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

She's ****ing mad. A nightmare. It's frustrating and hilarious because I'm not in it but she would drive me mad

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"This kind of youngster is an abomination" Woow. Slaying them all. They all thought they were villains into she came along.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jamie "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

"And I wouldn't sh8t on you if you were on fire" haaaaaaaa wow

[Crimson Dynamo]

“Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward ” I think she said that to Jamie

[Marsh.]

“Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward ” I think she said that to Jamie
Lucas motivational era tea

[Braden]

“Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward ” I think she said that to Jamie

Jamie "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

"And I wouldn't sh8t on you if you were on fire" haaaaaaaa wow


I love Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

[MB.]

The "and I wouldn't **** on you if you were on fire" one is incredible for so many reasons, not least because I'm genuinely wondering if she believes that's what the phrase is, or just misheard Jamie (or would just like to let him know that she's not into defecating on people as a method of putting out fires regardless of the topic of conversation. Who can say?) and perhaps in part because she immediately followed it up with "you ADULTERER! ADULTERER!" as if that's even a logical line of thought :love:

[Withano]

This is honestly thhe best thread ever. I laughed at least 60 times. It should be updated daily!

[Rob!]

Is this thread not all the evidence we need for her to win

[zakman440]

"Nicole is the mafia."

"The mafia won't break me dear."

[Marsh.]

Kim: "We were chatting, as you do, a girl's chat and everything was cool."

Stacey: "It aint cool"

Kim: "It's not cool? What the ***ing hell, excuse me, has happened here?"

[Nancy.]

More glorious quotes from Kim...

"I love you I love you I love you...oh piss off".

"If I'm lucky I may have another 10 years on the earth. Do you think I'm going to waste it spending it with **** bags!?"

"I want genuine people in my life, not arseholes!"

:joker::joker::joker:

[Epic.]

"Oh GROW UP"

[Braden]

There were some good ones last night, but I can't remember them verbatim.

[Jake.]

"As the American's say, you're two tomatos short of a salad"

"BEHAVE YOURSELF"

[JerseyWins]

What a thread :joker: You could practically put everything that comes out of her mouth in this thread, that woman!

"Mental Midget!"

"You'd make a great town crier"

Her every time she destroys Nicola.

"Don't demean me, FAT SLOB" :joker:

[reece(:]

Kim: "We were chatting, as you do, a girl's chat and everything was cool."

Stacey: "It aint cool"

Kim: "It's not cool? What the ***ing hell, excuse me, has happened here?"

"As the American's say, you're two tomatos short of a salad"

"BEHAVE YOURSELF"

:joker::joker::joker:

[JerseyWins]

I also love when she told BIG BROTHER "DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME!" @ their ruling that Speidi were right that she can't keep the door open :joker:

[Jamie89]

"My first nomination is Nicole"

"It's Nicola"

"Shut up! Don't be so stupid!"

:D

This was my favourite :laugh2:

[Ronald.]

Kim is my favourite housemate of all time and the reason I joined this forum . R.

[y.winter]

Nicole :love:

[Epic.]

Big Brother: How do you feel about beating Speidi?
Kim: I'm not two-faced... I can't do it Big Brother, I'm delighted. They're EVIL and I'm glad to see the back of those rotten PIGS.

[Marsh.]

Big Brother: How do you feel about beating Speidi?
Kim: I'm not two-faced... I can't do it Big Brother, I'm delighted. They're EVIL and I'm glad to see the back of those rotten PIGS.
:laugh2:

[Lostie!]

Big Brother: How do you feel about beating Speidi?
Kim: I'm not two-faced... I can't do it Big Brother, I'm delighted. They're EVIL and I'm glad to see the back of those rotten PIGS.

:joker::joker::joker::joker: I don't even remember this one

[Marsh.]

Big Brother: How do you feel about beating Speidi?
Kim: I'm not two-faced... I can't do it Big Brother, I'm delighted. They're EVIL and I'm glad to see the back of those rotten PIGS.
Why is this Lostie when Scott and I are banned?

[JerseyWins]

Big Brother: How do you feel about beating Speidi?
Kim: I'm not two-faced... I can't do it Big Brother, I'm delighted. They're EVIL and I'm glad to see the back of those rotten PIGS.
Kim is http://i.imgur.com/dHRPGWP.gif for that one! :suspect:

But actually I don't remember this moment either and I just watched the season. :joker: Must've been a timely case of letting it fall on deaf ears. :hehe:

[reece(:]

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[Epic.]

Her gaping mouth of excitement when they got evicted :joker:

[BBUK-Fan]

Mother bunny!

Don't demean me fat slob!

Hello luvvie

[JerseyWins]

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13:46
A video to watch for ages. :love: :joker:

[Withano]

How can everyone be wrong, and you be right, Kim?
They crucified Jesus Christ, are you saying he was wrong?

[RileyH]

Not technically a Kim quote but 'Kim has been staring at the washing machine for 5 minutes' <3

[Epic.]

Nicole...she is...she is the mafia.... 'You are my women. You look after me.' It sounds awfully dramatic but you know it's true!

[Marsh.]

How can everyone be wrong, and you be right, Kim?
They crucified Jesus Christ, are you saying he was wrong?
:laugh2:

[Daniel-X]

Nicola: I told you you'd like them didn't I Kim?
Kim: oh! So you're Mrs Right are you?!

[JerseyWins]

How can everyone be wrong, and you be right, Kim?
They crucified Jesus Christ, are you saying he was wrong?
"They crucified Jesus! They crucified Jesus Christ!" is my new response whenever I'm ganghanded on here. :hee:

[Matthew.]

Don’t forget I’m a Celebrity

*after being voted to do a bushtucker trial

I LOVE YOU PUBLIC (spits)

Don’t you dare speak to me like that EVUR!

If I thought somebody was being extremely difficult for no reason, I would be the one to tell them to BELT UP!

[Epic.]

'EXCUSE ME' -knocks over security woman-

[RileyH]

'EXCUSE ME' -knocks over security woman-

:joker:

[reece(:]

'EXCUSE ME' -knocks over security woman-

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[empire]

DON'T START/

[Epic.]

'The public don't like me for meself... bless you public... can't do a thing about it my love I can't do a THING about it

Kim: Stop while you're ahead madam... I believe we chatted away you and I, we had drinks we laughed--
Nicola: --Kim. Kim.
Kim: Shuuut up you're causin' all this trouble... -points finger-

-gets naughty award by housemates in task- 'If naughty's meant in a playful way I thank you very much indeed. If it's meant in a vindictive way I couldn't give a ****.'

'He's failed himself MISERABLY... by joining a gang. And he should know BETTER at 69 years of age! -pounds diary room chair- Rubbish!'

'I could write a book dear. They wouldn't publish it, it'd be too mucky. But it would start with.... Dig Me Deep... I'm a Long Bodied Woman.'

'I'm sorry your ganghanded, you wanna play a woman up, one woman on her own, I'll have your guts for garters.' :smug:

Kim: I thought I'd be out within about two days.
Emma: Well after your arrival I did too :laugh:
Kim: Emma don't start with me dear! :nono:

[Matthew.]

My mum used to say “guts for garters” ha ha ha

[JerseyWins]

Kim: Stop while you're ahead madam... I believe we chatted away you and I, we had drinks we laughed--
Nicola: --Kim. Kim.
Kim: Shuuut up you're causin' all this trouble... -points finger-

'He's failed himself MISERABLY... by joining a gang. And he should know BETTER at 69 years of age! -pounds diary room chair- Rubbish!'

'I'm sorry your ganghanded, you wanna play a woman up, one woman on her own, I'll have your guts for garters.' :smug:

Kim: I thought I'd be out within about two days.
Emma: Well after your arrival I did too :laugh:
Kim: Emma don't start with me dear! :nono:
:laugh2: Some of her most iconic moments that seem to get overlooked in comparison to others. :laugh3:

[Epic.]

Kim: I'm being myself, pity you're not! -points at Nicola-
Bianca: She is being herself.
Kim: I'm a woman that tells the truth, as I absolutely see it. You wanna be ganghanded? I don't give a TOSSS. You can't affect me. I've made loads of money I tell you God's been kind. I've got a very happy family--
Bianca: I'm not trying to affect you in the slightest. You've just made a statement about Nicola, and I'm sticking up for my friend--
Kim: And what you're doing is young kids; ganging up. You GANG UP but you will NEVER DO IT TO ME, cause I DON'T CARE what--she can stand up for herself!
Bianca: You've just told her she's not being herself!
Kim: She doesn't need YOU to interfere, she interferes with everybody, nobody can say anything in this house--
Bianca: Don't start Kim, seriously. We're going for a hard time--
Kim: DON'T START ON ME, SHE STARTED IT. Now I'm telling you this now, DON'T cross me, be HONEST with yourself!

[Epic.]

'"You are a cleaner' Did you hear this little ****? That is what you get with James Jordan! That! Is What! He Does!!'

'I think a lot of you people are SODS. YOU SHOULD BE BLOODY PROUD OF YOURSELVES! Cause I wouldn't be :bawling: '

*points at Nicola* 'I saw your face all "Look what Kim's doing!" you little bitch!'

'I've had a wonderful evening, oh its been delightful. All the ****ing people I'm living with here!'

YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME WITH THAT YOUNG TWERP'

'The mafia won't break me dear! They're being UNFAIR, they're being NASTY for no reason, and they're picking on me. Don't DO it... Don't DO It.....!'

'Little cow...... little bitches, GOD help me..... hooorrible people! *flings bra over shower*

[Withano]

How can everyone be wrong, and you be right, Kim?
They crucified Jesus Christ, are you saying he was wrong?

How would I upload a video to tibb, I have this on my snapchat saved stories and it is excellent

[JerseyWins]

How can everyone be wrong, and you be right, Kim?
They crucified Jesus Christ, are you saying he was wrong?
Literally the greatest comeback ever said in an argument

[Marsh.]

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Omg, the way she sits up straight and says "I think you're rather a sad lady"

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

'Little cow...... little bitches, GOD help me..... hooorrible people! *flings bra over shower*

:laugh3:

[Withano]

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[Marsh.]

The outfits make it even better. :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

a rat with scabs on his arse!

[reece(:]

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Screaming at an iconic coming up segment

[Epic.]

Ones that haven't been included yet:

'I don't LIKE you... I don't LIKE you... I think you're a insufferable little PRAT, I think that... y'know, I just don't LIKE you.'

'YOU'VE caused most of this trouble in here, with your little GANG...'

'*points at Nicola*Look, just stop because, YOU pacify everybody! You're talking to him *points at James J* he's your pal, then you're on the bed, pacifying him, TAKE SIIIDES AND BE A WOMAN! *pounds fist on table*

*about Spencer* Trash and scum. And I say that with no regret. Scum, scum, scum; we don't mix with it we wash it down the sink, and I am not mixing with it.

Nicole: I don't want trouble!
Kim: Yes you do Nicole!

Nicola: I'm asking you what I've lied about, because I haven't
Kim: Yes you have
Nicola: What have I said then?
Kim: I'm not going to discuss it with you
Nicola: Because you have NOTH-ING TO-SAY
Kim: YOU'RE not worth saying anything TO
Nicola: Oh REALLY?
Kim: Truly

Stacy: Don't **** with me today! You just got here!
Kim: YOU COULD PUT A BALL OF WOOL OVER YOUR MOUTH AND WIND IT WITH BOTH HANDS AND IT'D STILL HAVE ROOM LEFT

'If you won't shut your great big blabbermouth, don't blab your big gob all over the house!'

'I notice in this house they can say TERRIBLE things to me, and I think 'Right, I'm going to say something nasty to you--' "Oh did you hear what Kim's said?" ...Do they not listen to themselves? GROSS people they're GROSS people, HORRIBLE bunch of PEOPLE in this house'

'There's nothing you can do darling...with chinless wonders'

*to police officer* 'My husband was a retired police officer you know? ;) '
Kim you are free to leave the judgement room.
'Can't I look at him a bit longer? He is rather GORGEOUS dear'. *gets off chair and strokes police officer's chin* Oh he's NICE *points* He nearly SMILED then!'

'I hope two of the gang go tomorrow...not because I HATE them... because they DESERVE to GO '

Jessica: I'm going to take you to dinner.
Kim: No you're not.
Jessica: No I am. I AM. I AM!
Kim: Now you listen to me. When you make your money, YES! In the meantime keep it in yer pocket and keep yer kids! I'm taking you to The Ivy!

*slaps Linda Robson's hand* Don't be two faced! :(

[Matthew.]

“look on your computers”
“she’s a con artist”

[Jase.]

Nicole: I don't want trouble!
Kim: Yes you do Nicole!

:laugh2:

[Denver]

'EXCUSE ME' -knocks over security woman-

Me when I try getting back into a club