My Big Brother - Day 17

[Kristen]

[Kristen]

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by kristen1985
I don't know if any of you know this but I'm an aspiring writer (English was one of my few good subjects) LOL Sorry Kristen. I couldn't stop myself.

[Kristen]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by kristen1985
I don't know if any of you know this but I'm an aspiring writer (English was one of my few good subjects) LOL Sorry Kristen. I couldn't stop myself.

Awww I thought you might find that funny. Please let me know your thoughts.

[GiRTh]

How many of these characters are based on you. Seems like all of them:whistle:

[Mrluvaluva]

Ignore him. I think it's a good idea. I suppose it's up to the mods/admin though.

[Kristen]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Ignore him. I think it's a good idea. I suppose it's up to the mods/admin though.

Yeah it is but I haven't heard any of it and there is no need to ignore GiRtH I am used to his sense of humour by now :joker:

Originally posted by GiRTh
How many of these characters are based on you. Seems like all of them:whistle:

A few :laugh2:
But most of them are based on people I went to school with.

[andybigbro]

Sounds Good Kristen Keep up the good work

[GiRTh]

I like your idea Kristen.

[Ruth*Star]

I think your ideas wicked!

[Kristen]

Glad you like my idea :hug:
Thanks Andy, GiRTh and Rebel.Ruth xx
I'm going to Wales soon as I said before so it won't be up for a while but keep checking this thread for more news :hugesmile:

[Ruth]

I like the idea - so how do you decide who gets voted out? Do we all vote on here?

[Kristen]

Originally posted by Ruth
I like the idea - so how do you decide who gets voted out? Do we all vote on here?

Glad you like it :spin:
Two people will be nominated each week (like the real Big Brother) and members can u2u me the name of the person they would like to leave the house.

[Chrizzle]

Oooh Kristen, loving the idea.
It will totally get us in the BB mood!

[Kristen]

Yay! You guys are the best :banana:
Thanks for all the positive feedback :bigsmile:

[Bells]

Cool idea Kristen. I'll be keeping an eye on this! :thumbs:

[John15]

Im lost what do you have to do to vote?

[Polka.dot]

it starts april 6 john15 and then i think kristen will do her bb and put ppl up for noms. then you u2u the name of the person you want to vote out to her. it starts later so more details will be given then i think.

good idea kristen i will tune in.

[Kristen]

Originally posted by bigbro323
it starts april 6 john15 and then i think kristen will do her bb and put people up for noms. then you u2u the name of the person you want to vote out to her. it starts later so more details will be given then i think.

good idea kristen i will tune in.

Thanks for summing it up bigbro323. Repeating it again would have done my head in :joker:

[Kristen]

I am really having trouble thinking up new original tasks that would be fun for the housemates to do. I know there are a lot of very clever, creative people on this forum so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated :thumbs:

[andybigbro]

WHy dont you take Tasks from Previous Hoises :hello:

oOoOoOoh Kristen i cant wait this is going to be fun :hello:

Great Idea

[Kristen]

Originally posted by andybigbro
WHy dont you take Tasks from Previous Hoises :hello:

oOoOoOoh Kristen i cant wait this is going to be fun :hello:

Great Idea

Good idea Andy!
I can't wait either. I'm so happy it's getting such a positive response. TiBB is officially the best!!!

[Kristen]

[Chrizzle]

Woo Kristen, well done.
Can't wait for the next one:hello:

[andybigbro]

Thats Sounds Excellent and you have described the housemates Well

Great Job

[Bells]

You seem to be really talented at writing Kristen! :thumbs:

Well done... looking forward to the next! :hello:

[Kristen]

Thanks guys x
I know it was way too long. I tried to shorten it down as much as I could but it was the opening night.

[Kristen]

[xPrInCeSs-MaYx]

this is so cool kristen - well done:thumbs: keep up the excellent work (wish i'd thought of this idear) lol

[Chrizzle]

Another fantastic epispode Kris:bigsmile:
Cant wait for the next.

I like Gemma and Charlotte.
Hate Veri!

I'll make my vote now!

[Ruth*Star]

I like Steph and Charli. Veri Does'nt seem to be a nice person. its wicked so far. i'll vote now.

[Kristen]

[Chrizzle]

Booooo to Veri!
If Bev was real, I bet Id like her. I dont usually like the older housemates but she seems quite random and funny.

:thumbs:

[xPrInCeSs-MaYx]

hate veri - she's mean - although im not sure if i like gemma that much either...???

[Sophii3x]

Ohhh Kristen, these are brilliant!
I like Gemma because she's welsh!! :bigsmile: Veri is an evil *****.

[Kristen]

[Bells]

Ooh great next day! I'm not sure if any of my opinions have changed yet though.
:laugh: I actually wish we could be watching this on our screens...

[xPrInCeSs-MaYx]

that was really cool - i can imagine them all talking to each other and stuff - WOW:hello: more please-more! lol

[Ruth*Star]

Thats Awesome. Worlds Longest Hug is a wicked Idea.

[Chrizzle]

This is reaally getting me in a BB mood:sad:
But great episode once again:thumbs:

[officialleafan]

Anne-Marie is the new Lea....love her

[Sophii3x]

PMSL! Anne-Marie the topless dish washer!!:laugh:
My fave is Gemma. Not just beacuse she's welsh but also because Veri is soo mean to her!:nono:

[Chrizzle]

Gemma is my fave to.
Soph, you see the dolls I did for Kristen?

[Kristen]

[Sophii3x]

Ohh that was a great episode Kristen!!:hugesmile:

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Gemma is my fave to.
Soph, you see the dolls I did for Kristen?

Yea, they are really good. But I can't work out who's who!:laugh:

[Kristen]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Ohh that was a great episode Kristen!!:hugesmile:

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Gemma is my fave to.
Soph, you see the dolls I did for Kristen?

Yea, they are really good. But I can't work out who's who!:laugh:

See the first page Soph. Chris did arrows with their names.

[Bells]

Excellent next episode!!
And I never realised that the banner was representing that haha.. I just checked out their names etc. on the first page. Very cool! :thumbs:

[Kristen]

Originally posted by Ash
Excellent next episode!!
And I never realised that the banner was representing that haha.. I just checked out their names etc. on the first page. Very cool! :thumbs:

Chris made it for me :hug:
Glad you like it!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by kristen1985
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Ohh that was a great episode Kristen!!:hugesmile:

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Gemma is my fave to.
Soph, you see the dolls I did for Kristen?

Yea, they are really good. But I can't work out who's who!:laugh:

See the first page Soph. Chris did arrows with their names.
Ahh yes! Thanks Kristen, I never noticed it! :tongue:

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Wow, great stuff!

I am also doing my own BB for the 6th July:

http://albigbrother.proboards85.com/index.cgi

[officialleafan]

“did you just get your boobs out for a living or have you done something else to make ends meet?’

Anne Marie again...with Lea characteristics, talking about t**s...:banana:

[Kristen]

[Chrizzle]

Another great episode.
I really like Beverley, I was laughing out loud at that end bit! It cracked me up.
Don't like Dianne or Veri! Get them out!

[Kristen]

[Sophii3x]

Ohh another great episode Kristen!
Poor Gemma :sad:

[Chrizzle]

Omg Poor Gemma!!

Eviction tonight:bigsmile:

[GiRTh]

I can't stand Gemma

[Kristen]

[Bells]

*audience screaming loudly*

[Chrizzle]

*screams*
WE LOVE YOU GEMMA!

*banner has pic of Gemma saying WELSHY WELSHERSON TO WIN!*

[Kristen]

“Charlotte…

[MarkWaldorf]

"Audience scream" WOOOOOO :cheer:

[Chrizzle]

*cheers for Charlotte*

[Bells]

*cheers* wooooooooooooooooooo!

[Kristen]

Justin…

[Bells]

*Waves banner 'VERI EVIL!!!'*

[Chrizzle]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bells]

*cheers for Justin*

[Kristen]

and Samley…

[Chrizzle]

Booooo!

[Bells]

*boos*

[Bells]

*continues waving banner "VERI EVIL!!!"*

[Kristen]

“The votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is…

[Bells]

*screaming*

[Chrizzle]

JUSTIN! JUSTIN! JUSTIN!

[Kristen]

...SAMLEY! You have 13 minutes to say your goodbyes. I’m coming to get you!”

[Chrizzle]

BOOOOOOOOOO!
13 minutes??? Oooh creepy

[Bells]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo! YAY

[Kristen]

Charlotte looked shocked but Samley’s face didn’t reveal anything.
“Ohmygod,” Charlotte said hugging him, “this can’t be happening. Not Samley.”
“I’m sorry mate,” Justin said, “don’t know why they didn’t vote me out when they had the chance.”

Meanwhile out in the crowd Davina said: “Unlucky for some lucky for others? Tonight you chose to send Samley face the public vote. However that’s not all that will be happening this Friday 13th. You, the general public, will be deciding for two housemates to become Big Brother. They will leave the house and enter a secret room where complete with microphones they will become Big Brother and it’s all up to you to U2U the housemate you want to become Big Brother himself…or herself we are definitely not sexist at Big Brother.”

[Chrizzle]

Ooooohhhhh!!:hello:

[Bells]

Exciting! :colour:

[Kristen]

Now it's that time of night where the unlucky evictee meets Davina. Samley’s Eviction Interview with Davina.

Following his eviction from the House, Samley meets the lovely Davina and reveals all about his time in the house, er sorry fishbowl...

Davina: What's it like to be out?

Samley It’s fine really. Not at all bitter.

D: Do you think you got the public to see the real you?

S: Yes and no. I acted true to myself but I never got a chance to interact with more than two people.

D: What about your friendship with Charlotte?

S: I can't wait to see her. She's lovely.

D: Did you enjoy being in that little fish bowl?

S: I loved being in the fishbowl. I mean sometimes it gets you down and it was so claustrophobic but we had some good times.

D: Now you know you like Charlotte but what did you think of Justin?

S: *Squirms* Erm, I never really got a chance to get to know him. All he ever did was swear at people. I’m sure on the outside we could have gotten on.

D: Who do you think nominated you?

S: No idea.

*Davina shows clips of Dane, Dianne and Madeline nominating him*

S: That’s not so bad.

D: Now tell me are you a little big angry that you never got a chance to go into the house?

S: What about the opening night?

D: *Laughs* Well apart from the opening night.

D: I am a bit disappointed that I didn’t get the full Big Brother experience but I still had fun.

D: Now there’s been a lot of arguing in the house.

S: *Claps hands* Why wasn’t I there? *Laughs*

D: How do you think Justin and Charlotte will adjust to the big, bad and sometimes scary house?

S: They’ll be fine. Charlotte will make lots of mates and so will Justin. He’s a real bloke’s bloke Justin so we never really got on.

D: If you'd stayed in the House what do you think you would have been like?

S: I probably would have been a bit more talkative and I’d try to have a laugh. Sometimes people walk over me sometimes…

D: What did you learn about yourself?

S: That I can cope with anything and that I can meet new people easily.

D: Any regrets?

S: Erm, I don’t believe in regrets to be honest. Probably not giving communism more airtime vote communism people! Nah, I’m being sarcastic.

D: Samley you’ve been a wonderful housemate. Here are your best bits!

Best Bits Music – The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefanie

[Bells]

Aw, great interview! :hello:
And good best bits/music too - woo!

[Chrizzle]

Yeah good interview:hello:

[Kristen]

Now it's time to announce the winner of the banner competion. Our first banner was by Chris and read WELSHY WELSHERSON TO WIN!
Our second banner was by Ash and read VERI EVIL!

The winner of the first banner competion is...
CHRIS

Congratulations!
:cheer::cheer2::dance2::elephant::banana::thumbs:

[Chrizzle]

YAY!:hello:

[Sophii3x]

OMG I missed it :sad: I was feeling a bit down so I was chatting to Laura!

Loving the banners..PMSL- Welshy Welsherson!!:laugh2:

[Bells]

LMAO, well done Chris - Welshy Welsherson... :laugh:

[Kristen]

Charlotte and Justin had settled well into the house. Charlotte had made friends with Joseph, Cat, Madeline and Stephanie.
Stephanie asked her: “Did you hear what happened with Veri and Gemma?”
Charlotte looked interested: “What?”
“Veri has been giving her s**t all week,” Madeline said, “don’t say anything though it’s bad enough as it is.”

Veri knew she had to get one of the new housemates on her side. Charlotte had fitted in with all of Gemma’s friends so it had to be Justin. Veri went to look for him and found him in the bathroom.
Veri asked: “Do you mind if I join you?”
Veri took off her top and got into the bath with him. They talked at first and then began to kiss passionately.
After the romp Veri said: “I really need you here… people can be so mean in here.”
Justin asked: “Who?”
“Gemma, she’s always making me out to be the bad guy,” Veri said looking sad.
“Don’t worry,” Justin said, “I know you’re not the bad guy.”

Charlotte had a really bad migraine and was resting in bed.
“You better go get a pain killer,” Cat suggested.
“I’ll go with you if you want,” Joseph said.
“No, I’ll do it alone,” Charlotte said, “but thanks guys.”

Dianne was waiting to go in to the diary room.
In a weak voice Charlotte asked: “Do you mind if I go in first?”
“No, sorry,” Dianne said, “I’m in first.”
“Please Dianne,” Charlotte begged, “I’ve got a migraine. Please I’ll only be a second.”
Dianne rolled her eyes: “I’ll only be a second as well so you can wait…”
Charlotte begged again losing patience: “Please Dianne.”
“You can come in with me, then,” Dianne groaned.
“Oh ****** it, Dianne,” Charlotte shouted, “I’ll get it later.”

“I just wanted to go in for 2 seconds,” Charlotte said.
Cat, Stephanie, Madeline, Joseph and Charlotte were sitting on the beds.
“She is so annoying,” Stephanie said, “I swear if I hear her laugh again…”
Stephanie did an impression of her laugh and the others laughed.
“She said I had SARS,” Joseph said, “what the hell is with that?”
“She is such a clinger,” Madeline said.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she was in laugh with you,” Stephanie laughed.
“Every time I walk around I can hear her voice,” Cat complained.

It was now time for nominations. The housemates were assembled in the living room. Anne-Marie went first to the diary room.
Anne-Marie: I’m going to nominate…oh I honestly have no idea. I can’t nominate anyone. I have no idea who to nominate. Sorry Big Brother.
Beverley: I’m going to nominate Veri for being so nasty. Secondly I’m going to nominate Gemma because as much as I love her she is far too fragile for this house.
Cat: Dianne for sure will be getting my nomination. The way she treats Joseph is disgusting and she should have let Charlotte go the diary room. I’m going to nominate Veri as well because she’s a liar and is making the house an unhappy place.
Charlotte: Dianne is my first nomination because the fact she didn’t let me use the diary room after begging her…it’s just not on and Veri because of what she’s done to Gemma.
Dane: Hiya! I will nominate Anne-Marie because we are living in a household and we’ve all got to work together and people asked her nicely to put some clothes on and then she yelled at them…not that I’m complaining. Secondly, Gemma because no matter what Veri has said tearing up her dress was out of order.
Dianne: My first nomination will be Gemma because she’s always looking in mirrors, and is like, so up herself. Charlotte, like, is such a baby and always overreacts. Ohmygod she is so annoying! Yeah I’ll nominate her.
Gemma: Veri is my first nomination because she has given me s**t for no reason and is a nasty lying b***h! Secondly, I’m going to nominate Dianne because she’s said some really nasty things as well and doesn’t seem to be a…nice sort of person.
Joseph: Hello Big Brother…my first nomination is Dianne because for no reason she’s just been making me feel really bad. I just can’t stand up to her. My second nomination is Veri because she’s a really nasty person to Gemma.
Justin: Gemma for being a b***h to Veri and…Dianne because she is a rich b***h and I don’t get on with them.
Luke: I’m going to nominate Veri because she’s a *********g liar and Nathan cos I didn’t like the way he talked to Gemma yesterday.
Madeline: Dianne is doing my head in so I’m going to nominate her and Veri because of all she’s done to Gemma.
Nathan I’m going to nominate Anne-Marie because I didn’t like the selfish way she handled herself during the whole dishwasher argument. Secondly, Gemma because she’s judging me because I’m an emo and has said some really nasty things. She had no right to rip Veri’s dress either.
Stephanie: Dianne because she is an annoying, cruel, arrogant b***h and Anne-Marie because the argument in the kitchen really, really annoyed me.
Veri: Gemma will be my first nomination because she’s trying to get sympathy and Beverley because she always has to do the ‘right’ thing.

“This week’s nominees,” Big Brother said, “will be Diane and Gemma.”
“How could Veri not get nominated,” Stephanie whispered to Charlotte, “I thought everyone would have wanted her out.”

[officialleafan]

oooo, Anne Marie's not voted!!!!!!!!!! Does that mean she'll get punished?!?

[Kristen]

Originally posted by officialleafan
oooo, Anne Marie's not voted!!!!!!!!!! Does that mean she'll get punished?!?

You'll have to wait and see :wink:

[Kristen]

The house was still surprised about the nominees. Dianne was especially unhappy. In the bathroom she told Madeline: “When I find the ****** that nominated me...”
The news had especially taken Gemma hard.
“Now it’s obvious,” she wept, “everyone prefers her to me.”
Veri looked like the cat that got the cream and made breakfast for the housemates with a huge smile on her face.

At 2.30 pm Charlotte and Stephanie were called to the Diary Room.
“Big Brother is taking a short break,” came the usual monotone reply.
“Ooooh holidays,” Charlotte said.
“However Big Brother needs a replacement and you, Charlotte and Stephanie, will be replacing me.”
Charlotte and Stephanie first showed a look of shock and then started jumping up and down on the diary room. Big Brother led them out through a door in the right side of the Diary Room and then the house turned dark.
“Fookin’ ‘ell,” Beverley said, “is this some sort of perverted way for us to ‘ave sex.”
“I can get my tits out,” Cat yelled, “no cameras.”
“*********g hell, man,” Justin said.
“Sorry,” Dane said a loud breaking noise heard from the kitchen.
The lights then turned back on.
“What the fook was with that,” Beverley said.

The housemates were in the living room.
Nathan was as shocked as everybody else: "Where did they go?"
"Some twist," Dianne said, "can't say I miss them."
"I hope they haven't gone," Veri said trying to sound genuine.

Charlotte and Stephanie had been led down a passage way by two security guards. The security guards led them into a room filled with screens. There were two beds, a couch, a kitchen and a bathroom and a voice box. Charlotte went into the voice box and found a piece of paper.
She read from it: “Welcome to Big Brother’s lair where Big Brother plans everything that occurs in the house and makes sure the housemates are behaving. Big Brother sees all...”
“God help me,” Stephanie said, “I hope we don’t have to watch the toilet cameras.”
Charlotte laughed and continued: “For 24 hours you will be acting as Big Brother. There is a microphone in the voice box to make your voice sound more Big Brother-like. Your first job as Big Brother is to punish Anne-Marie for not nominating.”
“You do it,” Charlotte said, “I like Anne-Marie.”
“All right,” Stephanie said walking over to the voice box.
“House this is Big Brother, could Anne-Marie please come to the Diary Room,” Stephanie said trying to hold back giggles as she spoke into the microphone.
Anne-Marie went to the diary room and Charlotte watched on the screen.
“Anne-Marie as a punishment for you not nominating,” Stephanie said, “you have to go now and hug Veri.”
“But I hate that cow,” Anne-Marie groaned, “…alright Big Brother.”

Anne-Marie went outside to the garden which Veri was watering.
“Hiya babes,” Anne-Marie said giving her a hug.
Anne-Marie then went back to the diary room.
Anne-Marie groaned: “S**t what have I done?!”

Veri, still a little shocked by the hug from Anne-Marie went over to see Dianne who was smoking by the pool.
Veri said: “Still a little shell shocked by the nominations…I can imagine how bad I’d feel.”
“Yeah it’s a little sad,” she laughed and then took another puff.
“Look I can’t tell anyone this but as a twist Big Brother let me change the rules and save one housemate from nomination and then nominating another. I chose you and nominated Joseph. Please don’t tell anyone though because if anyone finds out before Friday night then you’ll be nominated.”
“Ohmygod thank you so much,” Dianne said hugging her.

Meanwhile in Big Brothers lair Charlotte and Stephanie were shocked.
“I mean I knew she was a liar but this is something else,” Charlotte said.
“We’ll get her back tomorrow, we have the power,” Stephanie gave Charlotte a hi-5.

[Chrizzle]

Woooo! Veri's getting found out.
Great episode:thumbs:

[Kristen]

When Stephanie woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet on the way back to bed she patted Charlotte on the shoulder.
“Get up babes,” she said, “we’re gonna get back at Veri now.”
Charlotte yawned, stretched and then said: “Can we do it later?”
“No now, that will make it funnier,” Stephanie giggled.
“Ohmygod yes,” Charlotte laughed, “all right lets go.”
Charlotte spoke into the microphone: “This is Big Brother. Would Veri please come to the diary room?”
“What the frig’,” Joseph said.
The other housemates pulled the doonas over their heads and Veri got up her hair everywhere and her makeup smudged.
“Yes Big Brother,” she said once in the diary room.
“Veri, would you please wash the windows.”
Veri was dumbstruck. She didn’t say anything and then walked out. She began to wash the windows.
Veri screeched: “What the ****** is *********g going on?”
Gemma giggled.
Cat whispered to Gemma: “Someone got some karma.”
“What goes around comes around, what goes up must go down,” Joseph sung.

Veri and Diane had become very close over the last few days.
“I just feel close to her,” Dianne had said earlier in the Diary Room, “I can tell all the other girls hate me for some reason. She’s a good mate.”
They had both been swimming in the pool and were now drying off.
“That Gemma girl is so *********g annoying,” Dianne said.
“I know I *********g hate her,” Veri smiled.
“She’s always looking in a *********g mirror,” Dianne rolled her eyes, “I *********g hate that *********g ******.”
Veri laughed and Dianne continued: “I wanna *********g see her get booed.”

Charlotte and Stephanie were getting ready to return to the house.
“We’re going back…I’ve actually missed everyone…well almost everyone,” Charlotte laughed.
Just before they were about to leave they found a note.
“You are unable to reveal anything that has happened while you have been Big Brother,” Stephanie read.
“Aww that sucks,” Charlotte said.

In the house Beverley was still on about the lights going off.
“If that’s how Big Brother’s going to get us to ‘ave sex by turning the fookin’ lights off then he’s dumber than I thought. If he wants sex then all he needs is to bring in a fit bloke.”
“Ooooh I’d love a nice fit bloke,” Anne-Marie said.
“Me two,” Luke said.
“Fookin’ ‘ell me three,” Beverley said.

Big Brother said over the intercom: “This is Big Brother, Charlotte and Stephanie have been doing some top secret business. If they are asked about it by anyone they will automatically be put up for nomination.”
“Oh come on Big Bruv let them tell,” Beverley said getting on her hands and knees.
The doors opened and Charlotte and Stephanie walked back in and shouted: “We’re back!”

[Ruth*Star]

That was hilarous, Veri got her just deserts, she must be a good cleaner.
Good Episode :thumbs:

[Kristen]

The house that morning was woken up to: “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me.”
Beverley and Anne-Marie ran around and saw the house had been transformed into a pirate ship.
Charlotte started a chant: “We’re going to be pirates!”

The housemates were now in the living room and had got into their pirate costumes. Beverley had pulled the longest sword therefore was the captain.
“Now I used to be an English teacher back in the day,” she said, “so I don’t want any nonsense!”
“This is so hot,” Cat said fiddling with her pirate jacket.
“Oh my goodness you are so vain,” Stephanie said.
“I’ve always wanted to do a pirate glamour shoot. No legs open shots of course I wouldn’t want anyone to see me cobwebs,” Beverley said while posing in her captains hat.
“I reckon pirates are dead sexy,” Anne-Marie said.

Stephanie and Justin were scrubbing the deck of the pirate ship.
“Man this *********g sucks,” Justin said.
Stephanie had been listening to Justin’s complaining for the last half hour.
Stephanie said: “Listen Justin I’ve been listening to you complaining for the last half hour and this is not going to get it done any quicker…”
“Man…”
“I’m not a man,” Stephanie fumed walking off.
As Stephanie had left the ship before the cleaning time was finished the group had just had their first fail.
“That prick,” Stephanie said to Beverley, “has not stopped moaning.”
“You are so *********g inconsiderate,” Justin said coming inside.
“Listen let’s just all be quiet and sort this out,” Beverley said.
“No, shut up,” Justin said.
“What did you fookin’ say to me you fookin’ ******,” Beverley said calmly.
Justin replied: “Shhhh-ut up!”
“Listen if you think I’m going to take that from you, you better fookin’ watch out,” Beverley yelled, “I’m captain…”
“You are a loser,” Justin said walking away.

The group had been told by Big Brother to design their own pirate outfit.
“I’m gonna make mine real provocative,” Anne-Marie said looking at her chalkboard.
“Like, my mum, was like a fashion agent so I’ve kinda not like, let her down,” Dianne laughed.
All the housemates submitted their designs. Anne-Marie had drawn a sexy two piece pirate outfit, Gemma had designed a floor length ball gown with a hook and beard, Nathan’s was pretty dull apart from the eye makeup, and Beverley had done a one piece male pirate outfit drawn on a muscly man.

Gemma was the first to see the flag.
“Land ahoy,” she yelled.
This meant that all the housemates had to assemble on the ship and row.
“I refuse,” Justin said.
“Please mate c’mon,” Dane said.
“No,” he stubbornly said.
“I wash my piratical ‘ands of ‘im,” Beverley said getting ready to board the ship.

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Wow! That really has issues.

[Kristen]

Beverley, Stephanie and Dianne were talking in the bathroom.
“All he fookin’ had to do was fookin’ say land ahoy,” Beverley said frustrated, “ I mean is that really too fookin’ ‘ard!?
“He is such a *********g ******,” Dianne said brushing her teeth.
“If we fail because of him I’ll be so annoyed,” Stephanie fumed.

Anne-Marie and Dane were keeping watch in the crows next.
“My two favourite things in life,” Anne-Marie said looking at the window, “are sex and food and I haven’t had neither since coming in.”
“My wife and I will be doing hoochie-hoochie-ha-ha when I get out,” Dane laughed.

Gemma went to the diary room.
“Veri hasn’t said a word to me…every time she’s quiet it’s like she’s got something planned for me. I just wish she’d leave…I don’t know why she hates me so much.”

Charlotte and Cat were keeping watch on the ship.
“Gemma better not go,” Charlotte said.
“Don’t worry there is not a chance in hell Dianne being here next week,” Cat assured Charlotte.
“Well that’s what I b****y thought when Samley and Justin were up…Samley went when I was sure it would be Justin. I really miss Samley,” Charlotte said.

Veri went to the diary room.
“I’ve got Dianne eating out of my hand,” Veri smiled, “I need to move the focus to her and not me. I’ve got to make her out to be the b***h. It’s too soon though…I have to manipulate her but if I do it too soon she’ll figure me out.”

[Ruth*Star]

Veris so horrible, how is'nt she up for eviction this week and Aww Charli misses Samley. Again a Wicked Ep. :thumbs:

[Kristen]

Today was the last day of the pirate task.
Dane joked: “Why was the teenage pirate not allowed to watch the movie? Because it was rated Aaargh.”
The others laughed.
“I’m actually going to miss this,” Charlotte said.
“I won’t,” Justin moaned.
“Fook off all you fookin’ did was fookin’ moan. You fookin’ did fookin’ not fookin’ do fookin’ nowt.”
“Oh shut up,” Justin said leaving the room.

Cat was combing her hair on Dianne’s bed.
Dianne came in and was shocked: “What are you doing on my bed?”
“Oh sorry I was just doing my hair,” Cat said before leaving the room.
Charlotte then came in looking for Cat.
“No one understands me in here,” Dianne told Charlotte, “it’s like there’s no one I can talk to.”

In the garden Cat and Charlotte were talking about Dianne.
“She always does this sympathy thing…like yesterday she goes to me, ‘I really want to snog Nathan but I think he’s too good for me’ and then this morning she was going on about how no one understands her,” Charlotte said.
Cat replied: “I was brushing my hair on her bed this morning and she goes up to me, ‘this is my bed!”

Veri and Dianne were in the kitchen.
“I reckon tomorrow,” Veri whispered to Dianne, “you should put something on Gemma. Keep up a bit early and drench her in soda.”
Dianne laughed: “Ohmygod that would be like, hilarious but I can’t, people actually like her.”
“The only people that like her are Charlotte and all them…everyone else hates her. Charlotte and co. deserve it anyway…they’ve treated you like dirt.”

Big Brother had called all housemates to the diary room.
“Housemates you have failed the pirate task. Your first fail was when Justin left the pirate ship, your second fail was when Stephanie left the pirate ship on the morning she was cleaning it with Justin, your third fail was when Justin failed to join you back on the ship when the enemy flag was drawn, and your fourth and final fail was when Beverley failed to go to the crows nest when she was called as she was applying foundation.”
The housemates were all disappointed and gave Justin the cold shoulder the whole night.

[Kristen]

When the housemates woke up they found a piece of paper.
Charlotte read it: “Housemates get your dancing shoes on and get ready to boogy. Today you will be assigned a piece of music and when it is played you will have to get up on the stage and strut your stuff.”
Dane asked before seeing the stage: “What stage?”
Nathan chose Punk; Beverley chose hip hop; Stephanie chose disco; Anne-Marie will do the waltz; Veri got salsa; Dianne is happy to do robotics; Justin will be attempting country and western; Dane will be doing rock and roll; Anne-Marie is more than happy to be doing bump and grind; Cat will be trying her hand at ballet while Joseph will be tapping his troubles away; Madeline will be dancing to classical; Charlotte will be dancing to folk music; and Gemma will be belly dancing.

“Fo shizzle ma nizzle,” Beverley said as she emerged in a baggy velour tracksuit and plenty of bling.
“Someone dropped in from the hood,” Stephanie laughed.
“Keep it real,” Charlotte said while putting on her baggy tunic.
Some of the other outfits included a saucy glittering sequined number for belly-dancer-to-be Gemma; a school uniform that wouldn’t have looked astray on an ACDC member for Dane; while Justin was attired in a cowboy hat and leather chaps.
“Eat your heart out Heath and Jake,” Stephanie said as Justin showed off his cowboy clothes.
“Brokeback mountain here I come,” Anne-Marie laughed.

‘Burn Baby Burn’ was played over the intercom and Stephanie rushed to the stage.
“You were born to dance,” Charlotte laughed.
At the end of her routine Stephanie said: “That was amazing, I havent heard music since coming in!”

‘Drop it Like it’s Hot’ was then played and Beverley rushed out and as she was dancing Anne-Marie then came on stage and started dirty dancing with her.

All of the housemates had danced excpet Gemma. When the song, ‘Kiss Kiss’, came on she went over to the dancefloor and started bellydancing. Everyone expect Dianne and Veri danced and laughed.

When Gemma had finished Big Brother said over the intercom: “Housemates you have passed the dancing mini-task. As a reward you will be able to enjoy a takeaway dinner. However as Anne-Marie and Beverley danced together on the stage they will be preparing it.”
Beverley was shocked: “Oh fook off Big Bruv, c’mon I danced my a**e off out there!”
“Housemates,” Big Brother said, “will have a choice of three takeaways: hamburgers, pizza or nachos. Anne-Marie and Beverley will have to prepare one.”
“Okay I say pizza because it’s easiest to make,” Madeline said, “I feel so bad guys.”

While the housemates were enjoying beer in the lounge, courtesy of Big Brother, Anne-Marie and Beverley had just received the instructions and ingredients.
Beverley took one look at the instructions and asked Anne-Marie: “Okay do you know how to cook?”
“I’ve got better things to do,” Anne-Marie said, “than cook.”

Beverley and Anne-Marie had followed the instructions and had served the pizza.
“I spose the eviction will be soon,” Dane said.
“Well at least we ended it on a good note,” Dianne laughed, “but I think we should leave it on an even better note.”
Dianne threw a piece of pizza at Gemma hitting her on the face. Stephanie shrieked and then poured what was left of her beer on Dianne.
“*********g b***h,” Charlotte shouted.

Dianne had changed and now the housemates were once again on the sofa waiting for the eviction announcement.

The Eviction

Davina paused and then said: “You have been voting all week and it’s time now to reveal who you wanted to send home.”
Walking over to the huge plasma screen Davina then said: “House, this is Davina, you are live on Channel K please do not swear!”
The screen crossed to Dianne and the crowd began to boo.
“This week two housemates faced the public vote…
Dianne.”
The crowd booed and hissed.
“and Gemma.”
At the sound of her name there were cheers.
“The votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is…
DIANNE! You have 5 minutes to say your goodbyes I’m coming to get you!”

Dianne was shocked when her name was read out and looked at Veri.
“I thought you said I wasn’t up,” she whispered to Veri as she went to sit next to her.
“I love you too babe,” Veri said a lot louder hugging her, “just be strong, you’ll be okay.”
“Listen to me Veri, you told me I wasn’t up, you lied,” Dianne said.
“I didn’t lie,” Veri whispered, “I just used you.”
Veri walked with Dianne to the door.
“You’re a nasty piece of work,” she said to Veri.
“I love you too babe,” Veri said back.

The Eviction Interview - Dianne

Now it's that time of night where the evictee meets Davina.

Following her dramatic eviction from the House, Dianne sits down with Davina to reveal all about venomous Veri...

Davina: What's it like to be out?

Dianne Scary. A bit surreal, tonight was weird,

Davina: Are you gutted about Veri?

Dianne: I trusted her so yes.

Davina: Why did you hate Gemma so much?

Dianne: I never hated her…it was just I felt I owed it to Veri to be nasty to her seeing as though she had saved me from eviction.

Davina: What are you going to say to Veri when she gets out?

Dianne: I’m gonna have words and it aint gonna be pretty.

Davina: You were close to Madeline and Stephanie in week 1 but you grew apart. What’s your opinion of them?

Dianne: I like Madeline…but Stephanie is false.

Davina: Who do you think nominated you?

Dianne: Charlotte, Stephanie..maybe even Veri.

*Davina shows clips of Charlotte, Gemma, Justin, Joseph, Madeline, and Stephanie nominating him*

Davina: How does that feel?

Dianne: Awful…

Davina: It’s not a nice feeling is it…

Dianne: I’m gutted Madeline nominated me.

Davina: Now you were quite cruel to Joseph even saying he had SARS. Why would you say something like that?

Dianne: Just being a b***h.

Davina: Who do you thinks going to be out next?

Dianne: Veri she’ll be up for sure…she’s not playing the game as well as she would like to think.

Davina: Who do you thinks gonna win?

Dianne: Veri

*Crowd boos*

Dianne: *Laughs* I’m joking…but I have no idea who will win.

Davina: What did you learn about yourself?

Dianne: Don’t trust Veri.

Davina: Any regrets?

Dianne: Trusting Veri, not being such a b***h. I could write a freakin’ list

Davina: Dianne you’ve been like, a totally cool housemate. Here are your best bits!

*Dianne and crowd laugh*

Best Bits Music – Glamourous by Fergie

[Kristen]

“Thank the heavens,” Cat said as she awoke.
“Now we’ve got through the good, the bad and Dianne and now we can do anything,” Charlotte said getting up.
“We must be up early,” Cat said as they walked outside.
When they walked through the lounge they saw the couches were gone and in their place instead were chairs and desks.
Just then they heard over the loudspeaker ‘Welcome to Big Brother High, classes begin in an hour, could one housemate please come to the Diary Room.’
“Cat, you go,” Charlotte told her.

Cat went to the diary room where she found a box and a sheet of paper. She opened the box and found a school uniforum complete with shirt, tie and blazer. The girls would wear skirts and the boys would wear pants. On the pocket of the blazer was a crest with the Big Brother eye.

Cat left the diary room and found everyone in the lounge.
“Students,” she read off the sheet, “welcome to Big Brother High. This week you will have your knowledge off Big Brother history and mathematics extended. You are allowed two fails per day and if you pass the task you will win a luxury shopping budget.”
Big Brother then said over the intercom: “could all housemates please take their seats.”
“I never went to a public school,” Luke said, “so this is exciting.”
“You get the same education no matter what fee you pay, it’s just a nicer uniform,” Nathan said.
“Todays first lesson,” Big Brother said, “will be history. If you want to answer a question raise your hand.”
Big Brother paused and then said: “Who was the first ever Big Brother evictee?”
Stephanie shrieked and raised her hand: “Sada, I remember she looked just like my local librarian.”
“Do you have her number,” Dane asked, “Sada was fit.”
Big Brother then asked the next question: “what charity was the first Celebrity Big Brother held for?”
“Comedy Relief,” Nathan shouted.
“Nathan, go to the diary room, you did not put your hand up,” Big Brother said.
“Ooooh,” the other housemates cooed, “naughty!”
In the diary room Nathan found the dunces cap. He put it on and walked outside.
“Thank you Nathan, now stand in the corner,” Big Brother then commanded.
Big Brother then continued the quiz: “in Big Brother 3 Lynee was the first housemate evicted but who did the public decide to be up with her.”
Charlotte put her hand up: “Was it Sandy?”
“Incorrect,” Big Brother said.
Cat put her hand up and said: “It was Jade!”
“Nerd,” Charlotte whispered, “I’ll get ya at lunch.”
Cat and Charlotte laughed and Big Brother continued: “Which housemate went to Africa in the fourth series?”
Stephanie put her hand up: “Erm, the tickle bloke?”
“Incorrect,” Big Brother said, “his name was Jon Tickle.”
“Stephanie then said: “c’mon I was close.”
“Would Stephanie please take the dunce cap from Nathan and put it on as a punishment for answering back,” Big Brother said.
“Which housemate, who hadn’t voluntairily left or been ejected, had the shortest stay in the Big Brother house,” Big Brother aked.
Nathan put his hand up: “Jonathon.”
“The last question on the history quiz is,” Big Brother said, “name the last seven runners up.”
Beverley put her hand up: “ohmygod, erm, Craig, no wait he won, erm Anna, Helen, Jonny, Steph, wait no it was Ray, then Jason, oooh he was fit, Eugene and…Glyn.”
Beverley clapped her hands as Big Brother told her she was right.”
Big Brother then said over the intercom: “because of the school task this weeks nominations will take place tommorow.”

[Kristen]

I don't want to be the big bad wolf here but part of what made writing this so rewarding was hearing peoples comments on episodes and what they thought.
Recently people have not been leaving any comments and if you're not watching anymore I'm not asking you to but if you do read an ep could you please let me know your thoughts and what you liked.
Please don't think I'm being mean,
xxx

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Sorry for not commenting yesterday. I got banned from my computer by my mum!

[Kristen]

Originally posted by *M*a*TT*H*ew*
Sorry for not commenting yesterday. I got banned from my computer by my mum!

Awwww :love:
That brings back memories of my childhood.

[xPrInCeSs-MaYx]

sorry about that ive been really busy lately - but another great episode!! maybe this should take BB8's place! lol :hello:

[Lisa92]

Aawww it FAB !!! welll done babe xxxxx

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Can't wait for next highlights.

[Kristen]

It was nominations day in the house and Veri was in the diary room.
“I swear if any of these *******s nominate me,” she spat, “I’ll ****** them up!”

As part of the school task today’s subject would be Art.
“Could one housemate come to the diary room,” Madeline read off the sheet they had received from Big Brother.
Outside there was a big table, paint brushes and paper to paint on.
Nathan went to the diary room and collected the smocks to wear.
The housemates were told to paint what they would like to achieve from the Big Brother experience.
“A hunky bloke, lot’s of cash, fame,” Stephanie said, “a roll in a Hollywood film…I’m not fussy.”
“Man, I can’t be ********d,” Justin said.
Madeline flicked Justin with her paintbrush when he wasn’t looking. The girls giggled.
Justin yelled: “Who *********g did that?”
He turned around and saw Stephanie laughing.
Justin yelled at Stephanie: “Why the ****** would you do something like that?”
“You must be crazy,” Charlotte yelled, “who would react like that. You’ve made us fail every task you’ve done with us. If you want to stay here then you’ve got to learn to work as a team!”
“Oh, shut up b*****s,” Justin yelled leaving the house.
Beverley exploded with anger: “don’t fookin’ call them fookin’ b*****s! Fook you, you fookin’ b*****d!”
Justin then said: “Man…”
“I’m not a fookin’ man for the last fookin’ time,” Beverley said.
Veri then picked the paint up and threw it at Justin but before he could reply Big Brother said: “could Madeline, Justin and Veri please come to the Diary Room?”

The three cleaned up and went into the Diary Room.
Big Brother said: “All three of you broke a fundamental rule of Big Brother, you could have harmed each other with that paint, as punishment you will all face the public vote. Today’s nominations will be cancelled.”

The news had travelled around the house.
“I’m still glad I did it,” Madeline laughed, “it was *********g funny!”
“Veri’s a legend,” Stephanie said, “that took guts.”
Gemma had begun to distance from the group and was now spending more time with Beverley and Anne-Marie.
“I actually don’t mind Veri now,” Charlotte said.
As leader of the group they all agreed.

Veri had waited until the Diary Room to unleash her anger.
“******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******,!”
She gasped and then said: “I do what I think will make me popular by throwing the paint…and what *********g happens?! I end up nominated!”


To evict Justin U2U me JUSTIN
To evict Madeline U2U me MADELINE
To evict Veri U2U me VERI

PS- Thanks guys :cheer::thumbs::hug:

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Madeline, Justine and Veri now face eviction! Can we vote?

[Kristen]

Originally posted by *M*a*TT*H*ew*
Madeline, Justine and Veri now face eviction! Can we vote?

Yep sure :thumbs:

[Kristen]

Just a reminder that the lines will close Friday 5pm and the live eviction will be at 10.30pm that night.

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Friday at 5pm. In my calendar lol.

[Kristen]

Originally posted by *M*a*TT*H*ew*
Friday at 5pm. In my calendar lol.

The eviction is at 10.30pm.
Hope you can make it I know it's a bit late.

[Kristen]

After being awoken to the sound of a school bell Luke, Gemma, Anne-Marie and Beverley had all snuggled up and were having a chat.
Anne-Marie asked: “Have you ever had a boyfriend with a really annoying habit?”
“BO,” Beverley said, “he absolutely stank. One day I told him:’ p**s off you smell!’, I can really be awful sometimes.”
They all laughed and then Anne-Marie said: “I had a boyfriend who had a moustache like pubes. It was disgusting! I told him: ‘listen, it’s you or the moustache!”
“Ohmygod I never get put off by annoying habits if the guy is like, fit,” Luke said.
“I just don’t like guys that don’t appreciate fashion,” Gemma said, “like I have a pretty good bag collection and he goes: ‘why do you need all those *********g bags.’ I ended it there and then.”

Today the housemates would be doing Creative Writing. They would be writing a story on where abouts they will finish on Big Brother.
“This is a game show,” Stephanie read off her chalkboard, “and the aim of game shows is to win so I guess I’d like to win but if I don’t then I’m not bothered.”
“As long as I get a fit bloke,” Beverley read, “I’m happy.”
“I think I’ll probably get voted out the first chance the public get,” Joseph said, “my singing might get annoying.”
The rest of the housemates read out their speeches and only Nathan admitted he wanted to win.

Big Brother made an announcement later in the afternoon.
“Could one housemate please come to the Diary Room?”
Nathan went and found a sheet which he read to the housemates.
“On Thursday night you will be performing the Big Brother High’s Production. Today you will be working on the script and tomorrow there will be auditions.”
“Exciting,” Stephanie said, “I’ll be in my trailer if anybody wants me!”
Everyone laughed.
“I want to sing in it,” Joseph said and began to sing ‘A Whole New World’.
“Once again with the high vibrato,” Charlotte said.
Big Brother had supplied the housemates with a computer complete with only one programme: Microsoft Word.
“I wanna surf the net,” Charlotte said, “find out if I’m loved.”
Stephanie had the idea of calling the play, ‘A Cracked Fairytale’, and most of the house agreed.
“That’s a good idea,” Nathan said, “but we all should agree. I’m Polish maybe we could call it the Polish word for Fairytale…what’s it called?”
“No idea,” Charlotte said, “now what’s the story gonna be about?”
Nathan then said: “How about a modern day Cinderella? Except instead of losing a shoe she loses her pair of skate shoes. Is everyone okay with that...good? Okay, we’ll do that.”
Everyone had gone with Nathan’s idea and had started writing the script.

Charlotte, Stephanie, Cat, Madeline and Joseph were all in the bathroom.
“No offence but we should all agree,” Stephanie said mimicking Nathan.
“He can ****** off,” Charlotte said, “the only reason I didn’t say something was because I didn’t want to fail. This is going to be horrible!”

[Kristen]

I have decided I am not going to be writing MBB anymore as I will be using these characters and ideas for a novel I hope to get published.
It will be a bit different from this but make sure you look out for it!
Sorry guys :sad: