Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Thurs 26/1/2017

[arista]

Yes Spunk it Out
Bianca


Also on Ch5.

[Kazanne]

:wavey:

[Parmy]

Hi u2...hope its a better show than last nights

[Jake.]

i think i have an ulcer on my gum

[arista]

On Now

[Jake.]

kim </3

[Epic.]

Jedward are assholes :joker:

[Parmy]

Oh a chilli eating thing like it.

[Jordan.]

Jedward antagonising Nicola again confirmed

[arista]

i think i have an ulcer on my gum


You or them?


DAY 25

[Cal.]

Mess @ 3 men on the go

[Brother Leon]

Poor Courtney.

[LukeB]

Jessica "I'm seeing 3 guys" why did you reveal this? she's gone tomorrow

[Jake.]

You or them?


DAY 25

me

and it's day 23

[Epic.]

Poor Courtney.

Was just about to post that :joker:

[Jake.]

you go jess

http://i.imgur.com/kThOCTQ.gif

[Cal.]

Courtney must be the one that doesn't know. Mess @ her revealing it on a show he'll be watching.

[Lostie!]

you go jess

http://i.imgur.com/kThOCTQ.gif

:joker:

[Owen19]

The Jess and Kim friendship <3

[Cal.]

I think Jess going would crush Kim :(

[Jake.]

a 'seRVANTS' tea (literally)

[LukeB]

That room where the washing machine and the dryer needs to be bigger.

[Epic.]

Jamianca makes me BARF

[Epic.]

"No contact with the outside world"

[Lostie!]

I love Kim and Jess together so much :love:

[Jake.]

I think Jess going would crush Kim :(


omfg i swear i read this as "I think Jess has a crush on Kim :(" :joker:

[LukeB]

"No contact with the outside world"

This rule went out the window when BB came to C5 </3

[Amy Jade]

Jamie makes my skin crawl

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what happened to the task with guests going in?

[Firewire]

Another Knee mention <3

[Epic.]

Not the best and worst housemate of this season getting the same segment

[Cal.]

omfg i swear i read this as "I think Jess has a crush on Kim :(" :joker:

NOT Kim one of the three guys our Jess is seeing on the outside.

[Jake.]

what happened to the task with guests going in?

i was wondering this

[Braden]

I can't with the dramatic music.

[Parmy]

Kim wants bobby.

[Cal.]

I swear Danielle Lloyd and Tom Williams were going in?

[Jake.]

kim :(

[Jake.]

(idc for jamie)

[LukeB]

I would choose food tbh, they will give them their messages anyway.

[Lostie!]

omfg i swear i read this as "I think Jess has a crush on Kim :(" :joker:

I ship it.

[Cal.]

Yeah they'll get their messages over the weekend anyway probably.

[T*]

Producers:'Jamie make it look like you're crying'
THERES LIT NO TEARS

[Epic.]

He said Kimmy :love:

[Jake.]

NOT Kim one of the three guys our Jess is seeing on the outside.

Kim in her disguise when Jess finally takes her out for dinner on the outside? http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar59672_1402.gif

[LukeB]

Yeah they'll get their messages over the weekend anyway probably.

It always happens :joker: they just do it for the drama.

[Kazanne]

Hi u2...hope its a better show than last nights

hi parmnion

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"hello... hello... where are you?"

.skull:

[smudgie]

Strewth, who died.
Bloody big girls blouse.

[Jake.]

"hello... hello... where are you?"

.skull:

:joker:

[Lostie!]

I'm glad Kim got a pass but I feel cheated for missing the chance to see her breaking down a glass door with a mallet

[Kazanne]

I'm glad Kim got a pass but I feel cheated for missing the chance to see her breaking down a glass door with a mallet

:joker::joker: would have been epic.

[Niamh.]

Jamie is 30 years old, I'm sure he's been away from his dad for longer than 3 weeks before :worry:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Producers:'Jamie make it look like you're crying'
THERES LIT NO TEARS

Tears are a myth

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jamie is 30 years old, I'm sure he's been away from his dad for longer than 3 weeks before :worry:

:whistle:

[Firewire]

I love Jess

[Jake.]

don't you DARE speak in Jess's prescence Coleen you filthy PIG

[Lostie!]

ALL of Jess' flirting going right over James' head :joker:

[Epic.]

Stop calling each other 'babe' and 'cuddling' it's ****ing DISGRACE

[Jake.]

these two make me wretch

[Epic.]

Kim's coat :love:

[Lostie!]

Poor Kim being ignored just because she didn't return in hysterics </3

[Wizard.]

He could've gone into any toilet but instead goes to the one where everyone is. Attention seeking wank stain.

[Jake.]

queen of not picking up phones

[LukeB]

Kim's coat :love:

Thank god it's not going to get arrested anytime soon.

[Brother Leon]

It wasn't even a message from his kids or something. Boy,chill...

[Firewire]

Loving her coat

[Epic.]

Stop giving jamie airtime

[Epic.]

Jedward's DR pose :joker:

[Kazanne]

Why all this time spent on Jamie.

[Jake.]

"turning into a cherry"

what :laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Going from normal turning into a cherry,LOL @ Jedward

[Amy Jade]

Kims disgusted face watching people sitting alone is me in college

[Epic.]

Jedward putting music above their family :love:

[rusticgal]

Why all this time spent on Jamie.



Storing up some 'best bits'...:laugh:

[Epic.]

Bianca & Coleen are the 2 worst female HMs of CBB19 idc

[Amy Jade]

I bet Coleens son is glad to be rid of her for a few weeks.

[Jake.]

coleen is me when my local kfc closed down

[Cal.]

If my mam didn't come and find me in that room I'd be proper pissed off

[Epic.]

Coleen's jump :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this task is crap

[Cal.]

'Jessica is on her own'

Me

[Epic.]

Jessica WILL be on her own anyway when she wins

[Jake.]

jess sending positive thoughts to kim?

[Firewire]

Jess :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Mess

[Braden]

Screaming at Jessica.

[Amy Jade]

Jess :laugh:

[Epic.]

Calum does nothing but watch

[LukeB]

I guess we know what Jedward would sound like during sex.

[Cal.]

Calum needs to quit the cigs

[LukeB]

Heidi :flutter:

[Firewire]

Heidi :love:

[Cal.]

Heidi running with bread in her mouth and yogurt in her hand is literally me up the stairs when my mam demands to know what I've had out the cupboard

[Firewire]

"You can do it yourself then"

SCREAMING

[Jordan.]

Nic <3

[Denver]

Jedward ending Nicola

[Kazanne]

You'de think Nicola would lay off them a bit afterall it's due to them she isnt up this week,I so wish they would have nominated her

[Jord]

Jedward are hilarious :laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

People have fun until Nicole opens her miserable gob. Get her out

[Jordan.]

You'de think Nicola would lay off them a bit afterall it's due to them she isnt up this week,I so wish they would have nominated her

She owe's them nowt

[Kazanne]

People have fun until Nicole opens her miserable gob. Get her out

She's a right fun sponge.miserable cow

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Heidi running with bread in her mouth and yogurt in her hand is literally me up the stairs when my mam demands to know what I've had out the cupboard

Mmmm do you like to dip your bread in yoghurt in the privacy of your bedroom? :creep:

[Cal.]

Mmmm do you like to dip your bread in yoghurt in the privacy of your bedroom? :creep:

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[Jake.]

has Angie taken over the task team?

[Kazanne]

She owe's them nowt

I didn't say she did :shrug:

[Cal.]

'John's nicer because he's a bit of a lad'

Oh hi homophobia confirmed

[Epic.]

Jamie shading Bianca ugh such a **** man

[Jordan.]

Wow their gameplan exposed

[Jake.]

mess i assumed people would be buried in the boxes

[Jake.]

TARA REID :laugh2:

[Epic.]

TARA REID :love:

[LukeB]

Tara Reid :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

TARA! PRESS IT!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tara :love:

[Braden]

Tara Reid?! Lmao.

[Denver]

Tara should have been there in person

[Natalie.]

Tara omg

[Epic.]

Bore off Stephanie PRAT

[Cal.]

Nic and Jess :(

[Ant.]

Omg tara and stephanie promo

[Jake.]

if jedward take this omfg

[Pete.]

'John is nicer because he's more of a lad'

How does that work?

[Epic.]

Jedward's theatrics :joker:

[Lostie!]

Not Sasha from underrated 90s slasher gem Urban Legend (cheeky promo)

[Brother Leon]

Tara Reid = Loved one :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Fair play to Jess and Nicola :clap1:

[Epic.]

Tara Reid = Loved one :joker:

She's my loved one for sure

[Jason.]

Not Sasha from underrated 90s slasher gem Urban Legend (cheeky promo)

!!!!!

[Jake.]

urgh this unselfish bunch

[Cal.]

I'm shocked at Nicola.

[Epic.]

Does this confirm Tara Reid for All-Stars?

[Epic.]

Jessica being craziest when alone :love: :love: :love: :joker:

[Natalie.]

Wow must have been hard for Jedward, fair play :clap1:

[Ant.]

Is jess okay

[Kazanne]

Is Jessica ok ?,

[Amy Jade]

Not Sasha from underrated 90s slasher gem Urban Legend (cheeky promo)

:flutter::flutter::flutter:

[Braden]

I'm loving the random Jessica airtime.

[Jason.]

I adore Tara so much.

[Cal.]

I think I've worked out which one is John and which one is Edward

Edward is more camp than John!

[Kazanne]

**** off nicola leave them alone

[Lostie!]

Wow must have been hard for Jedward, fair play :clap1:

:joker:

[Jake.]

she's such a dick

[Owen19]

He did nothing

[Jordan.]

"Well that'd be good"

<3

[Epic.]

Edward is doing ****ing nuttin wtf

[Amy Jade]

I must admit I have gone off Jedward slightly for refusing a message from Tara Reid.

[LukeB]

I think I've worked out which one is John and which one is Edward

Edward is more camp than John!

Same, it took me like 8 years.

[Epic.]

Nicola got mad for no reason there

[Jason.]

I must admit I have gone off Jedward slightly for refusing a message from Tara Reid.

I never liked them but now I think they're scum!

[smudgie]

Poor Nicola..having to moan at the twins acting normal now.
What a tough time she is having:joker:

[LukeB]

Jessica's winners speech.

[Epic.]

Jessica having good taste in housemates :love:

Cherry on top for being the only housemate to nom Jamie

[Cal.]

That's Edward not John :laugh2:

[LukeB]

I never liked them but now I think they're scum!

Not scum

[Jason.]

Ugh I love Nicola

[Epic.]

Ugh Nicola wtf

[Cal.]

Whichever one that is has been baiting her so I don't see how Nicola's in the wrong

[Jason.]

Her random fumes make me laugh

[LukeB]

Nicola :love:

[Denver]

Whichever one that is has been baiting her so I don't see how Nicola's in the wrong

:umm2:

[Amy Jade]

I have to say he did goad her then. If somebody said something about my make up like he did I'd probably be a bit offended.

[Epic.]

All they said was that she looked different, wtf is her problem

[Kazanne]

Nasty ****in cow ,cant bare her

[Cal.]

All they said was that she looked different, wtf is her problem

He was trying to wind her up.

[Jake.]

them making her fume <3

[joeysteele]

**** off nicola leave them alone

Loving this bit, Jedward showing her up for what she is.
She is more volatile than Kim.

[Epic.]

Oh my god Nicola they've tried numerous ways to approach talking to you, what more do you want!

[smudgie]

Well, they got that right, nothing classy about her at all.

[Jordan.]

I have to say he did goad her then. If somebody said something about my make up like he did I'd probably be a bit offended.

Good to see someone not bias

[Epic.]

Calum finally funny

[Jason.]

Not scum

Depriving us from a slice of Tara Reid when we'll probably never ever see her again on anything C5 BB is just rude.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Get her out ew

[Amy Jade]

All they said was that she looked different, wtf is her problem
He knew what bottons to press

[Kazanne]

He was trying to wind her up.

No he wasn't she just likes picking on them,

[Lostie!]

You literally can't argue with Jedward :joker:

[Epic.]

Kim's house popularity shining through

[Pete.]

Our Nic is suffering in there

[Jake.]

kim being involved :lovedup:

[joeysteele]

Nasty ****in cow ,cant bare her

Good description of her Kazanne.

[LukeB]

Depriving us from a slice of Tara Reid when we'll probably never ever see her again on anything C5 BB is just rude.

True. they are cancelled again

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Fook that bitch and fook you Callum

[Cal.]

Why are they crying that Nicola thinks they're up to something when they're literally always up to something? Don't trash the storeroom etc if you don't want Nicola thinking you're up to something all the time :umm2:

[Epic.]

Ugh Nicola, Jedward didn't even do anything

[Jordan.]

Speaking the truth :clap1:

[Jason.]

Nicola's shirt serving BB7 Plastic's promo

Lostie to despise even more?

[Lostie!]

From outsider to queen bee. Kim's Cady Heron era?

[Cal.]

Nicola promoting Heidi's album :clap1:

[Kazanne]

PMSL Nicola talking about being mean spirited,LOL,LOL

[LukeB]

I love Nicola a lot more againhttp://i.imgur.com/I5n7ZE0.gif

[smudgie]

Choking here...not superficial.:joker::joker:

[The Penguin]

"I'm real" says the bleach blonde with enhanced breasts

[Jordan.]

Why are they crying that Nicola thinks they're up to something when they're literally always up to something? Don't trash the storeroom etc if you don't want Nicola thinking you're up to something all the time :umm2:

:clap1:

[LukeB]

Nicola promoting Heidi's album :clap1:

:clap1: moment of the series

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why are they crying that Nicola thinks they're up to something when they're literally always up to something? Don't trash the storeroom etc if you don't want Nicola thinking you're up to something all the time :umm2:

Trashing the bb rooms was the way of like back in the day.

[Epic.]

Jessica might survive after all this airtime

[Cal.]

Oop Nicola clearly isn't horrible to them if she lets them borrow her concealer!

[joeysteele]

Speaking a load of lies just because she didn't press to see the video.
She's got serious issues but as to her totally rotten self.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why did you do your tits then if you're not superficial?

[Jason.]

Oop Nicola clearly isn't horrible to them if she lets them borrow her concealer!

Charity is an act of kindness

[Lostie!]

Nicola's shirt serving BB7 Plastic's promo

Lostie to despise even more?

:joker:

[Niamh.]

Why are they crying that Nicola thinks they're up to something when they're literally always up to something? Don't trash the storeroom etc if you don't want Nicola thinking you're up to something all the time :umm2:
How does messing the store room mean they're up to simething?

[Denver]

Queen Woodburn being the bookies fave to win :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Sorry but whichever twin said about her make up knew she had been upset over her kids. He knew she had no make up on and he just wanted to have a dig.

They knew exactly what they were up to. You don't come for a gals make up.

[Epic.]

Queen Woodburn being the bookies fave to win :clap1:

OH MY GOD :clap1:

[Epic.]

http://www.oddschecker.com/tv/celebrity-big-brother PLEASE

[Kazanne]

jedward are going up in my faves,I love how they dont let her get to them.

[Jake.]

the self-promo is gross

[Niamh.]

Sorry but whichever twin said about her make up knew she had been upset over her kids. He knew she had no make up on and he just wanted to have a dig.

They knew exactly what they were up to. You don't come for a gals make up.
Nicola was gunning for a fight with them before that and I disagree that thats what he meant

[Withano]

As if Calum has a c5 programme on Wednesday, 2 days before the final

[Jordan.]

Sorry but whichever twin said about her make up knew she had been upset over her kids. He knew she had no make up on and he just wanted to have a dig.

They knew exactly what they were up to. You don't come for a gals make up.

But they act like overgrown toddlers so they're never in the wrong!

[Epic.]

ugh and here i thought the lack of bianca airtime would ensure her eviction

[LukeB]

Why are Bianca and Jamie copying Jedward and Heidi?

[Lostie!]

Omg I can't wait to watch In Therapy: Calum Best

[Jake.]

is Jess posessed

[Epic.]

Why are Bianca and Jamie copying Jedward and Heidi?

'Jealousy is bliss' is the new saying i suppose

[Cal.]

How does messing the store room mean they're up to simething?

If they're going to do sneaky things in secret then in the future it's going to make the housemates believe they're doing more sneaky things in secret.

[Denver]

Bianca clearly trying to get airtime for votes

[Kazanne]

Nicola was gunning for a fight with them before that and I disagree that thats what he meant

She's always gunning for a fight with them as she's too scared to do it with anyone else ,horribe,horrible cow

[Epic.]

James C hates this song :joker:

[Jake.]

Cosmo's face :laugh2:

[LukeB]

This song is awful

[Epic.]

Cosmo is storming off SCREAMS

[Amy Jade]

Nicola was gunning for a fight with them before that and I disagree that thats what he meant

I agree she was gunning for them and they knew and prodded her. I think it was a bit low to do it after that task - she had just turned town a video from her kids and was clearly distressed in the task room.

[Ant.]

Im Kim

[Jason.]

Omg I can't wait to watch In Therapy: Calum Best

Alicia Douvall's Botched Up Bodies episode >>

[Brother Leon]

Jessica, Jedward and Bianca getting a lot of airtime. Interesting eviction ahead.

[Jake.]

This song is awful

it's great

[Epic.]

Kim watching her lovelies dance :love:

[The Penguin]

whats this crap song, I don't blame Cosmo

[Epic.]

Jessica twerking to the rightful housemate to do that to :love:

[Epic.]

Cosmo is ANGRY :joker:

[Amy Jade]

James Cosmo is so bloody boring and miserable. At least Kim is having a laugh even if she doesn't want to dance

[Epic.]

Jessica snatching the save votes :clap1:

[Owen19]

Keep this amount of Jess airtime up in tomorrow's highlights please

[Epic.]

EWWW

[Epic.]

DIE

[Cal.]

VILE.

[LukeB]

:yuk: Jamie and Bianca...

[Kazanne]

Oh God not these two again.

[Epic.]

END IT

[Denver]

Not Heidi slagging Jess of while she sat there

[Jake.]

well you're not winning either Heidi love!

[Braden]

Snooze, babe.

[Jake.]

Has Coleen changed her eye makeup?

[Epic.]

This season would be golden if Jamie & Bianca weren't there

[Amy Jade]

Bianca best go tomorrow.

[Lostie!]

I want BB to play this convo back so Jessica knows how evil Speidi are and stops loving them

[LukeB]

Coleen is moaning again?

[Epic.]

I'm sick too Calum. Sick of YOU

[Epic.]

I think BB are trying to get Speidi evicted based on this negative edit + large airtime for Jessica & Jedward