Eurovision: You Decide 2017 (TONIGHT 7:30 PM, BBC TWO)

[T*]

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Gays and Eurovision fans join us and rejoice as the UK picks our song for Eurovision 2017 tonight!

Finishes in time for CBB too!

[LukeB]

Lucie Jones or Eastenders :think: Lucie Jones it is

[Marcus.]

Lucie Jones or Eastenders :think: Lucie Jones it is

no eastenders tonight football

[LukeB]

no eastenders tonight football

oh welp, thanks! i didn't know :laugh:

[Marcus.]

oh welp, thanks! i didn't know :laugh:

no promblem

[Ross.]

BREAKING: Winner leaked!

T7f5XTvMBko

[Crimson Dynamo]

bruno tired italian is a judge

what the actual f uck does he know about picking a good eurovision song?

bye

[T*]

staging

[Braden]

As if this is tonight :o

Nothing will beat Katrina's performance last year, and the fact she turned into Davros :love:

[Babayaro.]

Come thrue Nate!

[Nicky91]

Lucie come on I so want her to represent the UK at eurovision :)

[Greg!]

Listened to all the uk songs and Selena is the best by a mile

[Nicky91]

Listened to all the uk songs and Selena is the best by a mile

Salena, but i think Lucie's and Salena's are both 2 good songs :)

[Headie]

Lucie Jones or Eastenders :think: Lucie Jones it is

*Salena

[Benjamin]

Just listened to our entries and dear god, apart from Salena the rest are so boring and forgettable. Who on Earth chooses these to potentially represent us?

[Black Dagger]

Really hope the sound quality is better last year and they sound good live.

Give me something that is just a bit dull than humiliating x

[Denver]

Genuinely hate Mel

[T*]

i'm so excited!

[Denver]

Love Alexander

[Denver]

Great performance can we send that instead

[T*]

Sophie EB needs to represent us :(

[Braden]

Sophie :love:

[Greg!]

Watching this with me Dad cnxbsbs he keeps dragging it

[Greg!]

Oh wow is this a BB VT

[Denver]

I think this was my least favourite

[Denver]

She makes the song sound better then it actually is

[Ross.]

She was kinda iconic

[T*]

shes so pretty

[Denver]

Hated Danyl on X Factor

[Denver]

What the actual **** was that vocal

[Braden]

Here for Dannii Minogue randomly appearing and saying: "Well Danyl, if we're to believe everything we read in the newspapers, maybe you didn't need to change the lyric in it."

[Ross.]

Here for Dannii Minogue randomly appearing and saying: "Well Danyl, if we're to believe everything we read in the newspapers, maybe you didn't need to change the lyric in it."

:joker::joker:

[T*]

Y I K E S

[Denver]

This is disgraceful

[LukeB]

he is awful!

[Greg!]

Messy

[Ross.]

Was he always as bad as this iirc he was quite popular in X Factor :worry:

[MB.]

Well that was interesting

[LukeB]

Was he always as bad as this iirc he was quite popular in X Factor :worry:

yes imo, he was favourite to win at the start. :unsure:

[Babayaro.]

DanyLegend :clap1:

[Ross.]

mess I just looked and he topped the vote 3 times

[andybigbro]

That was bad.

Holly was great

[Ross.]

Huge Spoiler:

Lucie wins

[LukeB]

Lucie > Daryl

[Denver]

The bookies are saying it is a 2 horse race between Lucie and Olivia

[Babayaro.]

I love Evanescence

[Braden]

I love Evanescence

:joker:

[Denver]

OK Lucie is showing the others up

[Wizard.]

Good voice but the song is a tad boring babes

[LukeB]

Lucie :worship:

[Amy Jade]

Lucie to win!

[andybigbro]

Omg lucie was amazing.

[T*]

vocals = yes
song = NO

[Ross.]

She just won :clap1:

[Headie]

I'm out tonight so gonna have to catch up </3

Who's performed so far? Has Salena got the pimp slot?

[Braden]

We should change the lyrics from "I will never give up on you." to "I will never give up on EU."

Just to get them votes.

[andybigbro]

vocals = yes
song = NO

Lucie will never give up on you Tom.

[LukeB]

She just won :clap1:

Here for it :clap1: perched to stream it on spotify

[Wizard.]

Is CiCi miss Saira Khan in drag?

[andybigbro]

I'm out tonight so gonna have to catch up </3

Who's performed so far? Has Salena got the pimp slot?

Holly, Danyl and Lucie have performed

[Denver]

This is my pick to win

[Wizard.]

This chick has just been on the X factor

[MB.]

Saira Khan in drag

wat

[Alf]

You decide?

Well I have decided, and I've decided that I will not be watching this shyte.

Sorry to interrupt, please carry on.

[Braden]

I cba with her.

[Amy Jade]

Vote lines arent open yet just tried voting for Lucie

[LukeB]

This chick has just been on the X factor

they all have

[Babayaro.]

"My favourite part of the whole song is probably the ending"

Wow what kind of self-shade!

[Denver]

This is the more upbeat kind of thing we need to send

[Wizard.]

they all have

Yeah but she's JUST been on it. Go sing in a few pubs first love

[Amy Jade]

Imagine if Lucie got picked to represent us and Jedward got booted out of BB

Justice finally served!

[andybigbro]

Was holly on X factor?

[Ross.]

WAIT this is kinda amazing

[Ross.]

Imagine if Lucie got picked to represent us and Jedward got booted out of BB

Justice finally served!

:love:

[Wizard.]

I'm kind of voting for her ngl

[LukeB]

Imagine if Lucie got picked to represent us and Jedward got booted out of BB

Justice finally served!

:joker: i want this to happen

[Babayaro.]

Best so far

[andybigbro]

This is the more upbeat kind of thing we need to send

Nah we need a jade ewen 2.0

[Braden]

Her look and choreography is iconic and life changing.

[T*]

Really like this

[Ross.]

My wig is on the floor

[Denver]

This should win

[MB.]

This isn't bloody Les Mis dear

[Wizard.]

That was no Sound of Silence drop though was it?

[Amy Jade]

Why do people think we need upbeat? we have flopped every year apart from Jade Ewens year :shrug:

[Ross.]

So this chick got sent home at judges houses and we were left with ****ing Sam Lavery

[Denver]

Yeah but she's JUST been on it. Go sing in a few pubs first love

So was Nate

[Amy Jade]

Her top notes were messy af

[Denver]

Why do people think we need upbeat? we have flopped every year apart from Jade Ewens year :shrug:

Ballads in 2012/13 say hello

[Braden]

It'd be pretty cool to send a 16 year old.

[Babayaro.]

Bruno's a ****ing psychopath.

[Amy Jade]

Ballads in 2012/13 say hello

Were they sang by a young female vocalist? do tell.

[Babayaro.]

Can this Cece idiot stop shouting pls

[andybigbro]

It'd be pretty cool to send a 16 year old.

Shouldn't she be on Eurovision kids?

[Braden]

Is Bruno just going to give the same critique for all performances? :joker:

[LukeB]

Daryl was the only bad one.

[Braden]

Not Bruno and Sophie have a nice little chat, not giving a **** about CiCi.

[Denver]

Were they sang by a young female vocalist? do tell.

Our best song since Jade was by a young female vocalist and flopped

[Braden]

Shouldn't she be on Eurovision kids?

I think 16 is the minimum age.

Belgium won with a 14 year old in the 80's :laugh:

[Wizard.]

I wish we could send Alexandra Burke. I pick her.

[Amy Jade]

Our best song since Jade was by a young female vocalist and flopped

It wasnt a ballad as I said...

[Amy Jade]

This is terrible.

[T*]

if he was dressed in drag this would be 1000x better

[Braden]

Poor Nate :(

This is ****.

[andybigbro]

Lucie or Holly for me so far

[Denver]

It wasnt a ballad as I said...

You need to stick out and i am not sure a ballad would stick out this year

[Babayaro.]

This sounds like a Nathan Sykes song

[T*]

It'd be pretty cool to send a 16 year old.

-does a gay somersault-
you were saying

[Babayaro.]

Welp the crowd are so quiet wtf

[Amy Jade]

You need to stick out and i am not sure a ballad would stick out this year

Last years winner never stood out.

[andybigbro]

Cece is annoying af

[Amy Jade]

Get CiCi on X Factor RIGHT NOW!

[Denver]

Last years winner never stood out.

It did though because of the meaning of the song

[LukeB]

Get CiCi on X Factor RIGHT NOW!

her to replace Nicole?

[Braden]

-does a gay somersault-
you were saying

Oh my god, imagine if we sent you as some sort of Eurovision spy, to report the controversies. We can get someone to sing behind the scenes if you can't, but no-one would expect you to be undercover.

[andybigbro]

I only like Sophie the other judges are so annoying :facepalm:

[Amy Jade]

It did though because of the meaning of the song

surejan.gif

[T*]

Oh my god, imagine if we sent you as some sort of Eurovision spy, to report the controversies. We can get someone to sing behind the scenes if you can't, but no-one would expect you to be undercover.

YES lets do this

[Amy Jade]

Her vocals are flatter than my tits in a sports bra

[LukeB]

sounds like a good song but her voice is a tad awful

[Braden]

Dead at this being the forum favourite.

[Babayaro.]

I love bops

[Amy Jade]

sounds like a good song but her voice is a tad awful

Its way better recorded but her vocals are shocking

[Denver]

Olivia wins

[andybigbro]

I can see this winning

It's upbeat and could be seen as a "message" against war.
But she isn't great :/

[Braden]

I'm loving the flat "why-o-why-o-why's"

[Wizard.]

Her vocals are flatter than my tits in a sports bra

:joker:

W-w-w-whyyyyy

[LukeB]

Its way better recorded but her vocals are shocking

I only heard Lucie's audio tbh :worry: but mess if the judges think this was good live. I don't want to hear it again

[Denver]

Ermm Salena has just gone from 10/1 to 3/1

[MB.]

"Oh my days" indeed

[Amy Jade]

Im howling at her vocals ffs if we send that we deserve 0

[Ross.]

Okay so quickly moving on from that

[andybigbro]

Ermm Salena has just gone from 10/1 to 3/1

Knew it

[MB.]

Are we sure Cece isn't deaf

[andybigbro]

Oh god this is gonna win

[Amy Jade]

I love how CiCi talks :laugh2:

[Ross.]

Cece is a scream

Nicole's replacement has been found :clap1:

[T*]

she has 4 months to fix it
i still believe in her

[Amy Jade]

Vote for Lucie!

[LukeB]

I only liked Lucie and Olivia but i'm voting for Lucie.

[Denver]

Olivia is our best chance of top 15

[andybigbro]

Voted Lucie :love:

[Amy Jade]

she has 4 months to fix it
i still believe in her

Send somebidy who already has the vocals on lock so they can spend time touring europe

[Wizard.]

Hmm "artist" is questionable Mel

[Braden]

Euphoria on in the background:

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[Ross.]

Holly is underrated

[Denver]

that is ****ing weird

[Denver]

Salena dropped to 16/1

[Denver]

The bookies are putting Lucie out of reach

[andybigbro]

Lucie > Holly > Olivia > Nate > Salena > Danyl

[Amy Jade]

Voted for Lucie :love:

[Ross.]

Lucie will snatch it but wouldn't mind Olivia or Holly too

[andybigbro]

Lucie has so much passion :love:

[Denver]

Lucie - 1/4
Olivia - 9/2
Nate - 11/1
Holly- 12/1
Salena - 16/1
Danyl - 33/1

[Amy Jade]

Got two votes in 3rd was engaged. A good sign?

[andybigbro]

What's lucies number?

[Braden]

Euphoria again:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/423fc3e97a17b79f7bd067700f60d223/tumblr_oeskisinqN1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

[Braden]

I always thought The Common Linnets were overrated tbh.

[LukeB]

Sound of silence :clap1: that should have won

[andybigbro]

Will never understand why Australia are in EUROvision

[Ross.]

Dami was so robbed it actually hurts

[LukeB]

Will never understand why Australia are in EUROvision

I guess they did for a special but they got popular so they stayed. last years entry was AMAZING as you just saw :fan:

[T*]

i accidentally voted lucie on the phone ffs

[andybigbro]

I guess they did for a special but they got popular so they stayed. last years entry was AMAZING as you just saw :fan:

Well the should call it Worldvision :hmph:

[andybigbro]

i accidentally voted lucie on the phone ffs

:clap1:

[Ross.]

Screaming not the Vamps

[LukeB]

Well the should call it Worldvision :hmph:

Japan would win every year

[Braden]

Who were those fake EUrovision fans?

Why did the BBC not ask me?

[LukeB]

The vamps

-muted tv-

[Braden]

Muting The Vamps :/

[MB.]

I vote for whoever isn't The Vamps

[Greg!]

Salena is coming from the surprise win

[Wizard.]

Is this live? Looks like a diff studio

[Wizard.]

Salena is coming from the surprise win

Yeah I should put a bet on her really

[Greg!]

MESS these vocals

[Denver]

Salena is coming from the surprise win

Put a tenner on her at 20/1 and become rich then

[Wizard.]

The lead guy is the only hot one

[Denver]

www.oddschecker.com/tv/eurovision/eurovision-you-decide/winner

Lucie's win is confirmed

[Greg!]

Bye I just realised freedom hearts is a brexit song :worry: those lyrics :worry:

[MB.]

Why were Salena's dancers wearing berets

[y.winter]

Yeah, What is Australia doing in EUROvision?!

Meanwhile, Israel: :whistle: (off-key whistle tbh)

[Braden]

Lucie has a fantastic voice, and I kind of want her to go purely because her song is hilariously ironic due to the UK voting for Brexit.

[Amy Jade]

Dami should have won!

[LukeB]

Danni mentored Dami and Lucie :fan:

[T*]

Will never understand why Australia are in EUROvision

it doesn't matter, they put more effort into both watching and taking part in it. I don't get why people are so anal about it being europe only- hell, i'd like more non EBU countries in it.

[Denver]

it doesn't matter, they put more effort into both watching and taking part in it. I don't get why people are so anal about it being europe only- hell, i'd like more non EBU countries in it.

America will want in next

[Ross.]

Danni mentored Dami and Lucie :fan:

Queen of identifying talent!

[T*]

Here for Dannii Minogue randomly appearing and saying: "Well Danyl, if we're to believe everything we read in the newspapers, maybe you didn't need to change the lyric in it."

i'm pissing @ this coming true

[LukeB]

Queen of identifying talent!

she needs to return to the XF :clap1:

[LukeB]

Lucie has the best voice there so send her.

[Braden]

i'm pissing @ this coming true

:joker:

[MB.]

Are we really just playing Love Love Peace Peace for filler now

[Braden]

I totally forgot Alexander was at the final last year.

[Amy Jade]

Come on Lucie!!!!

[Denver]

Olivia please

[MB.]

Spoiler: it's not Danyl

[Amy Jade]

Yeesssssssssasaa!!!!!!!

[Denver]

Not surprised

[LukeB]

Yasssss come through talented queen :clap1:

[Ross.]

YASSSSSSSS Queen :clap1:

[Denver]

It will flop though

[MB.]

I hope Cece travels to Kiev to shout her lungs out over every entry

[T*]

Will be forgotten very quickly

[Amy Jade]

It will flop though

We could send Whitney's reanimated corpse and we would flop.

[Braden]

I'm so excited for Kiev <333

[LukeB]

We could send Whitney's reanimated corpse and we would flop.

We would't even win if we send Adele.

[Denver]

We could send Whitney's reanimated corpse and we would flop.

Not really tbh

[andybigbro]

The best won :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

It will come 17th

[Black Dagger]

The vocal won clearly, the song is nothing.

I'd like to think with 4 months to go and deciding so early that they might give it a revamp and add some oomph, but I don't think they've ever revamped a song once it's been presented.

[Denver]

We are due the first half this year so i think we will be B3

[Nicky91]

the best singer and song won


Go Lucie Go :cheer: :cheer:

[Benjamin]

Oh god I've just realised it will be 8am here in Nz when the final is on.

I better pick a good country for drinking points.