Ch5HD Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 9PM Mon with yesterdsay eviction 30/1/17

[arista]

Features Yesterday's
Back Door eviction,

please do not post
the spoiler
as some will watch it
to find out.

Also on Ch5

[Kazanne]

:wavey:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

screaming @ the policeman

[LukeB]

Calum thinking he's going to be in the final?

[Denver]

Calum is a **** bullying Jedward

[Denver]

Calum trying to get airtime

[Amy Jade]

Kim is the star of the diary room this year :flutter:

[lewis111]

Calum has literally been up for eviction once and this is the only time we've ever seen him do anything

[Denver]

Kim talking about her sex life makes my life complete

[Kazanne]

The Temptress is speaking,LOL

[lewis111]

Omg Kim's laugh :joker:

[Pete.]

Jamie definitely went

[Wizard.]

I love The Temptress and her deep vagina.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love how kim turns into derek from the catherine tate show when she's in the diary room

[Jamie89]

Biancas glasses are bothering me

[lewis111]

It's so nice how the love for Kim is (almost) completley shared by the forum

[Amy Jade]

A new hit record? when was their first?

[Jordan.]

Probably the best song they've ever wrote and that isn't saying much

[lewis111]

Coleen to go to the smoking area and call it a showmance 5 minutes later?

[Denver]

A new hit record? when was their first?

Ice Ice Baby 2011

[LukeB]

no1curr Jamie

[Jamie89]

Buy Going Commando on itunes

[Kazanne]

LOLing at Coleen and james's faces when Jedward were singing,lol

[Ant.]

"With people that are irrelevant" not jamie shading himself?

[Amy Jade]

Ice Ice Baby 2011

Was that a hit? :think:

[RichardG]

bots has viewers?

[Ant.]

Opinions from bots viewers? Umm2

[Denver]

Was that a hit? :think:

#2 in the UK

[Jordan.]

Um who is this

[Lostie!]

a little dramatic

[lewis111]

That was quite a lot for a tweet

[LukeB]

Sure Bianca

[Pete.]

This is literally 2014 producer desperation level task

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg did anyone else have a sexual reaction to jamie gesturing the policeman to handcuff him and saying take me away

[LukeB]

'Rocks the house" did it really?

[lewis111]

These types of tasks are not at all needed
This series is perfectly fine without them and they almost never lead to anything

[Amy Jade]

I would still like to know who voted to save Banca?

[Jamie89]

omg did anyone else have a sexual reaction to jamie gesturing the policeman to handcuff him and saying take me away

I had more of a sexual reaction to Kim's 'long bodied woman' comment tbqh

[The Penguin]

Who voted for Calum and why? Just why?

[Kazanne]

Who voted for Calum and why? Just why?

I like Calum but I didn't vote so not guilty:hee:

[Cal.]

Kim is a SCREAM.

[Kazanne]

PMSL @ Kim and the policeman xx

[MB.]

I'm going to need a gif of Kim winking at the police officer

[Amy Jade]

Kim flirting :laugh:

[Cal.]

:joker: Nic and Coz

[LukeB]

that tweet :clap1:

[Pete.]

Coleen :love:

[The Penguin]

lol Kim is a bit of a predator

[Ant.]

Screamin at Kim and the awkward Policeman <3

[Kazanne]

Policeman nearly cracked then

[lewis111]

Mess at Coleen saying she doesn't bitch :love:

[Pete.]

Queen of nerves

[LukeB]

clock the boring cow :clap1: @Coleen

[lewis111]

Kim and the policeman had a better showmance than Bianca and Jamie

[MB.]

I'm gonna shine at 69!

[Cal.]

The tweet wasn't wrong.

[Amy Jade]

LJay spilling TEA

[Lostie!]

I need Kim's cheeky "heehehee" as my ringtone

[Owen19]

I hear no lies

[Jordan.]

That tweet ended Calum

[MB.]

-follows LJay815-

[T*]

'What man wouldn't like that?'
LITERALLY ANY GAY YOU SILLY TWAT

[Jordan.]

Account suspended
The profile that you're trying to view has been suspended. Why not try a search to find something else?

Not LJ getting clocked

[Jason.]

"Go suck a dick"

How gentlemanly indeed

[Headie]

Lmao

[Lostie!]

'What man wouldn't like that?'

"Go suck a dick"

The homophobia exposed

[MB.]

"We like to think of ourselves as the Dr. Phil of the house" alol

[Amy Jade]

Jedward are so delusional

[Kazanne]

Coleen shut up

[Pete.]

If Jedward win I'm holding Niamh responsible

[lewis111]

They couldn't be more fake or desperate if they tried

[LukeB]

Coleen going on about jedward being two face. pot kettle black.

[Denver]

How is being themselves 2 faced Coleen

[Jamie89]

I wonder if Coleen will make any of those remarks about Jedward to their face :think:

[LukeB]

I wonder if Coleen will make any of those remarks about Jedward to their face :think:

No, she's a wuss. I hope she gets fired from Loose Women tbh. terrible woman

[Jordan.]

Legend

[Cal.]

I wish #CBBJamie's tweet was from Danni Lloyd dragging her maintenance fee

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

policeguy is gorgeous

[MB.]

@Hez_cfc67 and their slightly OTT use of hashtags :clap1:

[Jason.]

Luke you're obsessed with Coleen bloody 'ell!

[Denver]

policeguy is gorgeous

He is on Grindr

[LukeB]

"your a bellend" look in the mirror

[Owen19]

Bulldog would be more apt

[Lostie!]

policeguy is gorgeous

Don't be creeping on Kim's man

http://i.imgur.com/m7hkOkO.gif

[LukeB]

Luke you're obsessed with Coleen bloody 'ell!

fook off ome.

[lewis111]

Half of Coleens highlights will be from this episode

[Ant.]

"Hope i get locked up with that copper" asdfgghkl ME

[Pete.]

Cols :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Coz [2]

[T*]

Wtf how do they know

[lewis111]

She's not being hard on herself she got booed 2 days ago

[Ant.]

He is on Grindr

Adam dont lead me on like this

[LukeB]

:joker: making it look like the screens are talking.

[Lostie!]

Calum and Jamie resorting to insulting the writers of their tweets, immature pricks :joker:

[Pete.]

Wtf how do they know
It's not exactly a ~fresh~ twist

[Cal.]

I thought the eviction was at 3 I swear they just said it was 3.23!!!!!!!!

[Denver]

Adam dont lead me on like this

Would i do such a thing

[Lostie!]

:joker: making it look like the screens are talking.

I love the box task.

[Amy Jade]

When did Nicola say that? :think:

[Denver]

I thought the eviction was at 3 I swear they just said it was 3.23!!!!!!!!

That was when the lines closed

[lewis111]

Don't remember Nic saying that

[Ant.]

Would i do such a thing

You're playing with my real human feelings here

[Cal.]

Why is he lying about Nicola

[Amy Jade]

If she had said that they's show a flashback surely...

[lewis111]

If Nicola did say something they would do that rewind thing where they remind what was said

[Cal.]

Don't they usually show a clip of what was said if people are talking about past events in the house? Seems the producers couldn't pinpoint when Nicola said that either.

[Denver]

You're playing with my real human feelings here

I met him

[Ant.]

I met him

I bet ya met the woman nic's husband shagged in a cab

[Cal.]

That was when the lines closed

Oh yeah

[Denver]

Not coleen being 2 faced again

[Jamie89]

They were all so supportive of each others 'interrogation' but all they can do with Jedward's is use it as an excuse to bitch about them (and all behind their backs too) :nono:

[Pete.]

Don't they usually show a clip of what was said if people are talking about past events in the house? Seems the producers couldn't pinpoint when Nicola said that either.
A vindication :clap1:

[lewis111]

I love the mugs

[Kazanne]

I don't like Nicola at all but when did she say that about Calum ?

[Amy Jade]

Jedward are honestly aweful. They think all the tweets were accurate but theirs. Idiots.

[Ant.]

Omg the policemen <3

[Jordan.]

What did Nicola apparantely say I fell asleep during their convo

[lewis111]

Mess is Vanessa evicting someone

[Denver]

I bet ya met the woman nic's husband shagged in a cab

I was the woman

[Jordan.]

Vanny trying to snatch Emma's job

[Cal.]

What did Nicola apparantely say I fell asleep during their convo

Jamie said to Calum that Nicola said Calum was playing a game.

[Shaun]

bit of emeli promo

[Ross.]

Legend Vanessa evicting someone <3

[T*]

yaaaaAAAAAAAAS

[Cal.]

Bye @ the song

[lewis111]

YAS Nic survives

[Ant.]

I was the woman

It explains the nic hate thats for sure

[Amy Jade]

Nicola survives!

[Pete.]

We did it :clap1:

[Ross.]

Screaming

[smudgie]

Here we go, big surprise..not:joker::joker:

[Jamie89]

Emeli Sande :love:

[T*]

This editing is ****ing tragic

[Ant.]

Screaming at the music

[LukeB]

Jamie :xyxwave:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

HANDCUFFS DDGDCGSDfdfdDfg

[Jason.]

Goodbye Jamie

[Cal.]

AHHHHH miss Nic did that.

[Ross.]

I'm Coleen's smirk

[MB.]

lmao

[Ant.]

Im laughing at everyone's reactions asdfghjkl

[Jordan.]

Jamie said to Calum that Nicola said Calum was playing a game.

Slandering our Nic the real reason he's been arrested :clap1:

[Natalie.]

lmao handcuffs

[Ross.]

That was hilarious

[Owen19]

"Must be coming back" screaming

[Pete.]

Messy editing but that eviction was good

[lewis111]

A small part of me wishe Nicola got that eviction cause it could've been iconic

[Amy Jade]

Na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye

[Lostie!]

See ya!

http://i.imgur.com/KgjwiNB.gif

[T*]

Yes Callum, they're just going to put him back in when the final is on ****ing Thursday
Mess

[T*]

Yes Callum, they're just going to put him back in when the final is on ****ing Thursday
Mess

[Jamie89]

Kim channeling Yoda :love:

[Jason.]

http://i.imgur.com/RLOwMPv.gif

Danielle @ the TV

[T*]

how generous of korea to deliver those moonpig flowers

[Jack_]

Emeli Sande made that all the better :love:

[Greg!]

"TAKE HIM AWAY!"

[Kazanne]

What did Nicola apparantely say I fell asleep during their convo

Apparently she said that Calum wasn't being real.

[Owen19]

See ya!

http://i.imgur.com/KgjwiNB.gif

Our Jess clocked him:clap2:

[Greg!]

Vanessa Feltz is my new idol

[Withano]

Why play music over a reality show, it defeats the entire point. Go away.

[LukeB]

When Jasmine got evicted Marcus said straight afterwards Jasmine will be interviewed by Emma on Tuesday, he didn't say that about Jamie :fan:

[Brother Leon]

Honestly don't understand how Bianca beat Kim when Jamie can't even beat Nicola :joker:? Definitely must have bee the airtime. She shouldn't be an issue in the final.

[Shaun]

Bye Jamie

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar17427_232.gif

[Wizard.]

A small part of me wishe Nicola got that eviction cause it could've been iconic

Imagine Kim, would've been a scream! I'm glad the Adulterer has been convicted. Justice for Danielle Lloyd has been served! Jade Goody is smiling in Heaven.

[Jordan.]

Alex and Sam was still the best shock back door eviction

[lewis111]

At least we get a showmanve free final 3 days

[Ant.]

When Jasmine got evicted Marcus said straight afterwards Jasmine will be interviewed by Emma on Tuesday, he didn't say that about Jamie :fan:


I mean it'd be dull anyway but

[LukeB]

Alex and Sam was still the best shock back door eviction

I agree :clap1:

I was expecting Sam and Evelyn tbh but it was Alex instead.

[Pete.]

Is that Emily Parr in the Accused?

[LukeB]

I mean it'd be dull anyway but

He wouldn't have any best bits as well :fan: what could they find?

[Ant.]

Alex and Sam was still the best shock back door eviction

Still iconic how the 2 worst finalists got the backdoor exist

[Headie]

"It can't be real"

Marlon teas

[Jordan.]

Calum actually speaking truth

[Cal.]

At least Calum said something right.

[Headie]

Them recognising Jedward and Kim are the stars :clap1:

[Ant.]

"Not enough time left to play games" they literally did that 2 days before the finale with Helen and Chris

[LukeB]

i'm so happy the saving Jamie flopped.

[T*]

Biancas false hope makes this all the more sweeter

[Shaun]

Bianca fuming her storyline's gone <3

[Cal.]

Ugh Bianca's management paying all the celebs to promote her voting number is going to get her a surprise 4th place or something.

[LukeB]

Does Bianca wear that hat normally?

[Brother Leon]

Calum can't hide his delight that another Male is gone haha.

[The Penguin]

haha

[Lostie!]

Even James and Calum know that Jamie was irrelevent

[Ross.]

Helen's secret room to make a return?

[Owen19]

She is pathetic

[T*]

Keep tricking yourself you silly bitch lmao

[Jason.]

"That is just vile"

Oh shut up luvvie

[Ant.]

Okay but Coleen and James are never out the smoking area

[Amy Jade]

He did deserve that.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bianca is one of the worst signings ever :worry:

[T*]

Kim's our queen luvvie

[smudgie]

If it is that vile, then protest, walk out after him.

[Owen19]

Because Kim is a legend and Jamie is a dull arsehole Coleen

[Shaun]

this reminds me of the tears in BB13 when Arron got evicted <3

[Lostie!]

Shut it, Coleen

[Ant.]

Why does Calum overreact

[Ross.]

Mess they're acting like he died

[T*]

Like let's be real if the relationship was real surely she'd be more upset? ****ing mess

[Amy Jade]

this reminds me of the tears in BB13 when Arron got evicted <3

A glorious moment :flutter:

[Cal.]

Bye Nic you're next.

[Jason.]

Mess they're acting like he died

Oh if bloody only!

[Ant.]

"Who's voting for other people and not Jamie?" Wait til she sees the Jamie campaign

[smudgie]

I want to know who WOULD have voted for Jamie:shrug:

[MB.]

That "boo" cushion next to Bianca's face foreshadowing her crowd reaction come finale night?

[T*]

I can't believe they're not asking themselves why they're still there
They're literally so full of themselves it's VILE

[LukeB]

Bye Nic you're next.

http://media.tumblr.com/6f247d5fc15246f553cdc4d41448fd53/tumblr_inline_nbrqr3eQrK1rk1dol.gif

[lewis111]

If anyone this series deserved a non crowd eviction it's Jamie

[Jamie89]

That group of Calum/Nicola/Bianca/Jamie can't understand why they wouldn't be the most popular people

[Denver]

Jedward dragging Bianca

[Shaun]

getting an awful lot of "will they? won't they?" vibes from James and Kim tonight

[Lostie!]

Jedward dragging :clap1: :clap1:

[smudgie]

OMG, just realised who Jedward look like, Stan Laurel.:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Kim is going to destroy Jame's chances of winning now :hee:

[Headie]

Kim clocking!

[Ross.]

Kim :joker:

[MB.]

getting an awful lot of "will they? won't they?" vibes from James and Kim tonight

When can Fifty Shades Darker

[LukeB]

Britney Spears promo?

[Ross.]

James' face :joker::joker:

[smudgie]

He just has a better game plan than you Kim, he doesn't pretend to have a reason to verbally attack people .

[Jamie89]

James has no idea what this conversation is about :joker:

[Jordan.]

These HL's have been a tad boring

[lewis111]

But behind but Jedward's dragging of Bianca was so so spot on

[Headie]

Jedward pretending to be sad Jamie's gone

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8cc6a1dd90a2189dc13957bbe21a3797/tumblr_inline_n9cftuVvRU1r34t0l.gif

[MB.]

Kim calling Jedward "the Jedward" :love:

[Kazanne]

kim doing the rounds,lol

[smudgie]

Kim on about burying the hatchet, she has never given Nicola a chance to.
Both too similar.

[Cal.]

The closure of the Nicola and Kim feud ready for Nicola's eviction tomorrow is kind of gorgeous.

[Shaun]

...is it a bit late in the series to point out a slight facial similarity between Kim and Trump?

[Headie]

A deep sadness

[MB.]

...is it a bit late in the series to point out a slight facial similarity between Kim and Trump?

No wonder LT fancies her

[Kazanne]

James has no idea what this conversation is about :joker:

I dont think he is, lol he looks confused

[LukeB]

Kim and Nicola to kiss and make up and be final 2? a Helen and Ashleigh tea

[hijaxers]

Kim - she who lies to herself - blah blah blah Kim

[Jamie89]

...is it a bit late in the series to point out a slight facial similarity between Kim and Trump?

Omg it's true :joker:

[Ross.]

Kim is me and Cal is Nicola

[Amy Jade]

Kim and Nicola to kiss and make up and be final 2? a Helen and Ashleigh tea

Perfect final 2

[LukeB]

These HL's have been a tad boring

I agree. I'm expecting it to be like this all week. so i'm quite looking forward to this series ending now.

[Jason.]

Kim and Nicola to kiss and make up and be final 2? a Helen and Ashleigh tea

here for it

[Ant.]

Kim and Nicola to kiss and make up and be final 2? a Helen and Ashleigh tea

"You deserve everything you want and more" or whatever **** happened that night

[Lostie!]

I love In Therapy: Nicola McLean

[Cal.]

Kim is me and Cal is Nicola

You could have had a friend in herehttp://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar91218_174.gif

[Niamh.]

here for it
Not by the look of it

[Cal.]

I love In Therapy: Nicola McLean

I genuinely can't wait for this inevitable episode next series.

[Ross.]

You could have had a friend in herehttp://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar91218_174.gif

I sense a deep sadness in you http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar59672_1404.gif

[Amy Jade]

Kim is me and Cal is Nicola

Bitch you're Coleen.

http://cdn.skim.gs/images/c_fill,dpr_1.0,h_391,w_695/v1/msi/kmycpse4hh15bgd9osci/advice-columnist-coleen-nolan-claims-she-listened-to-her-son-have-sex

[Lostie!]

I sense a deep sadness in you http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar59672_1404.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

[LukeB]

Perfect final 2

:fc: if there's god

I did feel that if they were a double tomorrow there's a chance Kim and Nicola would go together :laugh: but yesterdays eviction made that impossible

[Jason.]

I sense a deep sadness in you http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar59672_1404.gif

:joker:

[Cal.]

I sense a deep sadness in you http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar59672_1404.gif

:joker: