Ann Summers recalls ‘Black Power Wand’ vibrators - metro paper

[waterhog]

Ann Summers recalls ‘Black Power Wand’ vibrators - metro paper 08.02.17

again i was cruising
building up like lego
the brass had extreme bruising
i told her to read page 3 metro.
never have i been so offended
down was my pride
poetry in bed must be defended
my technique is down i no how to divide.
this one was to keen
she calls me and does entice
always giving me the light thats green
sometimes even lowering the price.
she no's i am fond
reading me like a calculator
i bet i paid for the black powered wand
how i wish i was called her personal vibrator.
now its exposing
coming loose are the wires
her account i am closing
faking it makes her one of the best liars.
my face is red
highgate village are going to poem block
i will be identified by my tiny head
for the foreseeable out of action is my ???k.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/07/ann-summers-recalls-black-power-wand-vibrators-over-safety-fears-6433407/

[arista]

Yes Hog
they try and Get Quality gear
as they on most big towns
selling Sex Gear......

[thesheriff443]

They don't want to start a bush fire.
A mains powered dildo.

[user104658]

:worry: poor LT.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I took mine back as I chipped a tooth

[user104658]

I took mine back as I chipped a tooth

You could have been KILLED.

[thesheriff443]

I took mine back as I chipped a tooth

Clearly you could not wait to read the instructions, you do realise its not a tooth brush.

[Shaun]

Malcolm XXX?

[arista]

I took mine back as I chipped a tooth


Jolly Good

[arista]

Clearly you could not wait to read the instructions, you do realise its not a tooth brush.



That sometimes happen
with a Sex Drive.................

[Ronald.]

Deary me! R.

[arista]

:worry: poor LT.


He is OK
He is Tough......

[Crimson Dynamo]

Clearly you could not wait to read the instructions, you do realise its not a tooth brush.

I also injured my neck pulling my head down with my spare hand

[user104658]

He is OK
He is Tough......

:joker:

[Northern Monkey]

Oh i thought it was banned for having a racist name:laugh:

[Livia]

Malcolm XXX?

Think this post deserved a lot more lols.

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is the weapon in question

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/590x/secondary/wand-820606.jpg

The TL would not be caught dead with one of these "things"




Her's is purple

:dog:

[user104658]

This is the weapon in question

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/590x/secondary/wand-820606.jpg

I'm pretty sure those are hair straighteners :think:. Maybe that's the problem.

[Kizzy]

Looks like a microphone :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Looks like a microphone :joker:

i prefer to use a dictaphone


(I know strictly that does not work but it made me lol)

[thesheriff443]

I also injured my neck pulling my head down with my spare hand

Is it still stiff?
You are too hard on yourself.

[Vanessa]

Looks like a torture device :shocked:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Looks like a torture device :shocked:

come now ness, you are not fooling anyone...

[Vanessa]

come now ness, you are not fooling anyone...

It doesn't look very appealing :joker:

[thesheriff443]

It doesn't look very appealing :joker:
It ain't even got a face or ears

[Vanessa]

It ain't even got a face or ears

I don't want to be electrocuted, so I'll pass:laugh:

[waterhog]

you lot have no shame - talking about these things on a open forum - shame on you all :joker: